Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Looking at the many fans who claimed to be 'the strongest' in the comments on the Internet, saying that they would come and take Ronaldo to fly with him, Ellery sneered.

Brother Beggar doesn't need others to take it!

Brother Beggar practices his skills by himself!

Elleric, obsessed with technology and games, Amway King Greenwald, followed the team to the home court of Manchester City.

Although they are all Manchester teams, Manchester City's home stadium is Manchester City Stadium, and Manchester City signed a 250-year license to use the stadium.

Manchester United's home stadium has always been Old Trafford.

Derby, in the definition of modern football, there are many kinds of games that can be called derby.

For example, a match between two teams with similar strength and historical honor can also be called a derby; a match between two strongest teams in a country can also be called a derby.

But most of the time, a derby is a rivalry between two teams in the same area - such as this match between Manchester City and Manchester United.

It's the first time Elle Rico has come to Manchester City Stadium, and he has no game task today, he didn't even make the squad list, that is, he took a car to the stadium, entered the away Manchester United fan area, and watched the game with the fans .

Manchester United fans were so excited when they saw Elery was able to do it, they took photos with him one after another.

The average height of men in England is around 178.

That is to say, except for some strong men, when other people take pictures with Elleric, he must bend down and squat down, and take a steady step, otherwise he may only be able to take pictures of his chin.

Ellery strode steadily, never refusing any fans who came to take pictures.

It's just that when some female fans want to kiss and hug and hold high, Elleric still refuses the project of kissing.

Elle Rico, who once lifted Rooney high, decided to satisfy the female fans' wishes, so he picked up the female fan with a lift, and then lifted it up.

In that posture, it looks as if what is being lifted is not a person, but a barbell of about 140 pounds.

This photo of Elle Rick lifting his horse on horseback immediately became a hot topic on the Internet.

#This is the legendary Chinese Kung Fu! #

#噗…… ls buddy, don’t make trouble, this is at most the basic course of Chinese Kung Fu’s horse steps#

#I have seen Shaolin Temple in Chinese movies!They are practicing kung fu in Zamabu!Wow 77 is amazing! #

#This lift I think is a bit scary, this woman doesn't look light! #

#Upstairs big brother, haven't you seen the animation of 77 lifting potatoes?Oh, that's not an ordinary potato, Rooney is a super big potato weighing more than 85kg! #

#77 is really handsome, manly, and boyfriend-like! #

#Yes yes yes, I also want to be held high by 77!That's...it doesn't need to be so tall, it can be a little shorter and raised higher, like a princess hug or something! #

#呵呵呵, forget about the princess hugging you, we Luo Xiaoxiao have never been hugged by the 77 princesses! #

#Upstairs is the Gro party?Take a look at the private chat, let's join a teacher to discuss together#

#I have fear of heights! !The kind of fear of heights that will be dizzy if you get up two meters away from the ground by 77, and you need to be hugged by 77#

#You superficial women!What kind of lifting is this kind of lifting? Can a fitness enthusiast like me do it well【Fitness photo】【Weightlifting photo】#

#总想ls This kind of straight male cancer is afraid that I can't find a wife#

#I don't need to find a wife! !I don't like women who love the new and dislike the old! !I am very dedicated, and it is enough to pump iron every day!I just love my plates, I could live with them my whole life! #

adgcd: [Forward message] Is love for barbell plates exclusive?But you have a lot of plates on your barbell.Didn't learn English well?To add s to the plural, you have to say that you want to live with them (barbell plates) for the rest of your life.

Elleric, who was a little bored watching the game, casually glanced at Twitter, and pissed off a netizen.

Hmph, such a non-specific person, dare to speak out?

Brother beggar is called single-minded!

I just love chicken!Roasted chicken, grilled chicken, fried chicken and steamed chicken, it’s just chicken anyway!

The game between Manchester City and Manchester United was indeed a bit boring. Not only Elle Rico, but also many young fans started to use their mobile phones.

The same goes for the fans of Manchester City, who shouted feebly, unable to feel that the game was actually at Manchester City's home court.

The promised rival in the same city, is it a dead blow to meet each other?

What about giving England goalkeeper Joe Hart a little bit of power?

It was agreed that this game will be between the old goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar and the future goalkeeper Joe Hart, who is the real background goal scorer?

Absolutely not……

The game ended 0:0.

The possession time of the two sides is not much different, and the shooting opportunities are also similar.Both were shot four times within the range of the goal frame, and were successfully saved by the two goalkeepers.

On the contrary, the number of fouls on both sides exceeded 10 times, which can slightly reflect the concept of rivals in the same city.

If it is to use fouls to compare who plays more fiercely and who is more desperate for this kind of city derby, then Manchester United probably won.

Manchester City received 0 yellow cards, and Manchester United gloriously received 2 yellow gem cards, which can be regarded as the only contribution to this kind of game that ended in a draw.

The dullness of the first half and the boredom of the second half caused the cameras to shoot at the audience from time to time.

When the on-site director discovered that there was a handsome face in the away fan area that was completely uncovered, with blond hair fluttering in the wind, even the Manchester City fan area had some commotion.

There are quite a few female fans of Manchester City who intend to sneak into the Manchester United fans area to get autographs or something.

The camera lens paused for a full 30 seconds at Ellery.

#Troubleshoot the camera to enlarge the lens, this far-angle screenshot is not very clear, not suitable for licking the screen, thank you. #

#77 Looks like you're playing with your phone?Who has good eyes, take a screenshot and zoom in to see what is playing? #

#Blizzard Official Twitter: "Heartstone Legend"#

#噗雪雪father don't make trouble! ! ! #

#No, it’s true... I zoomed in, it’s really Hearthstone Legend#

#BlizzardOfficial Twitter: There are still 2 days left in the countdown to the pre-sale of "Hearthstone" new season card packs. Only the pre-sale packs will be given away. Greenward xc Luo skin, don't you want it? 【Pre-sale link】#

#Fuck! !2 days left?I didn't even pay attention! !Dad, I will recharge immediately, wait for me! #

#美丽的人 already bought the pre-sale package, I will wait for the new season on the 20th.I don't think it's a loss even if I offer 0 orange, I just want our 77 and Mr. Luo's skin#

#My boyfriend asked me for a 648rmb recharge, I scolded him for half an hour why he spent money in the game, and then he showed me the new skin preview.I asked him to download a number for me and recharge 648#

#last time Blizzard Dad, an insider revealed that it seems that on the 20th, 77 will open the package live!Proof of his European imperial lineage! #

#? ? ?which channel?Why not advertise?I haven't posted an announcement yet, so don't let this live channel get mixed up?Propaganda is not good! #

#Only I think the x that the official put between Greenwald and Ronaldo, does it have any deep meaning? #

#深意+1, I didn’t expect Blizzard’s father to support this kind of cp#

#深意+2, but what if Blizzard's father reversed my cp! #

Ellery himself didn't even know that he was going to open the package live on the 20th.

He only knows that he can play in the next game!

That is, Manchester United vs Aston Villa.

It is said that Villa is Prince William's favorite team, and Prince William often comes back to watch Villa's games.

When it was time for the match, Ellery wished from the bottom of his heart that Prince William did not come to the match.

In the last game against rivals in the same city, Manchester United only got two yellow cards. In the game against Villa, there were already three yellow cards before the end of the first half.

Similarly, Villa also got two yellow cards.

Ellery really didn't want to understand why this game was played so hotly.

Theoretically, teams in the same city will have a stronger smell of gunpowder, so derby matches between teams in the same city will generally feel like a life-and-death enemy.

But there are many British players in the Villa team-theoretically, they are more familiar with Rooney and Owen, and in imagination, they will play a little more gently.

No one wants to wait for the national team after a league game and be forced to wear small shoes by the bosses.

But this game is really different.

Just 10 minutes after playing, the English player, Villa's midfielder Bannan, directly pulled the hem of his clothes when he was defending Owen, and directly pulled Owen to his feet and fell to the ground.

Bannan also made a gesture of my hand slipping carelessly, trying to show his innocence.

The smell of gunpowder rose immediately.

In less than 5 minutes, Nani put his hand on the shoulder of the Villa defender when he was fighting for a header, and was awarded the second yellow card of the game.

It cannot be said that the referee of this game is targeting Manchester United.

Although he was in front of Manchester United's goal, Allerike paid close attention to what happened on the field.

In Alerico's eyes, the referee was not targeting a certain team, but everyone.

The action range of the Premier League games is relatively large, and there are more collisions.

Some referees will turn a blind eye and turn a blind eye, and some referees who are not too violative will call a foul and not deal a card.

But this referee is different. He has an abnormal head iron, and he will deal out cards if there is even a slight mistake.

Manchester United striker Hernandez won the third topaz card, Villa defender l. Young, Manchester United defender Nemanja Vidic and Brown are the next topaz card holders.

Elery felt that this referee, before he joined the football refereeing circle, was a dealer, the kind who dealt cards in casinos.

The actions of drawing and dealing cards are simple and smooth, as if they have been done thousands of times, very chic.

I saw the referee blew the whistle again, and even Ellery was a little nervous, there were already 7 yellow cards!This referee actually wants to deal the cards?

The referee walked up to Nani, holding the whistle in his left hand, and skillfully took out his shirt pocket with his right hand, and raised a yellow card.

Then congratulations to Nani for getting yellow card*2, successfully eliminating two yellow cards and turning into a red card.

Nani was stunned.

He was a striker, but he was sent off with a red card!

Ferguson, who was sitting on the sidelines, threw out the mineral water in his hand.

It's just a league game!

What is it like to kick like this?

No goals, no yellow cards and red cards!

Ferguson wants to scold the players, so don't get into trouble if you know that the referee's punishment is strong!

Be careful when doing movements, isn't this something that has been emphasized during the intermission?

Ferguson also wants to spray the referee, this is the Premier League!

This kind of action and collision can be seen everywhere in the Premier League, and there is no need to give cards so severely! !

But Ferguson knew that he could not criticize the referee, and even when complaining to the fourth official, he had to be careful with his words.

Such a tough referee, if he heard Ferguson speak ill of him, insulted the referee, and directly sent Ferguson off the field, it would be ridiculous.

Ferguson didn't want to think about going to the referee head-on at all.

Last year, Elleric was given the chance to play because the tough referee Sir Alex was sent off.

At this moment, Ferguson felt that if he was really sent off, he would not be able to play not only in today's game, but also in the next game.

As for the assistant coach, Mullensteen, he couldn't stop Ellery's heart to do things anytime, anywhere, in case something happened...

Sir Alex sighed and patted Nani who was sent off.

I'm getting old, I can't hold a knife anymore, Ferguson sighed because he didn't dare to bombard the referee.

Elery didn't know that Ferguson was afraid that he would cause trouble - he resisted the urge to spray the referee.

Seeing that Manchester United was missing one person, Alerrick moved forward a few steps.

Finding that the defenders seemed to be immersed in the anxiety of having one less person, Ellery moved forward again.

When Smalling found out, Elle Rico's position had surpassed the two defenders, and they had already walked out of the penalty area!

Ellery could use his big eyes to wink at Smalling with innocent eyes.

Smolin raised his trembling right hand, shaking as if he had been clicked, as if he was struggling whether to reach out and stop Elric.

When I was doing a show, I secretly swore in my heart that the next time Ellery wanted to do something, Smalling would pretend to have a stomachache—and was tormented by his conscience.

While Smolin hesitated for a moment, Elery quickly ran up.

"Damn!! Don't let him run away!" Smalling subconsciously yelled out, which attracted the attention of several other Manchester United defenders.

Long live, their goalkeeper ran out again!

Ellery directly accelerated in the second stage of Misty Rain, rushed to the front, and intercepted a ball passed from Villa's midfielder to the Villa's striker.

Elle Rico, who easily blocked the opponent's attack, took the football and ran towards Villa's half.

Eleryk was kicking the ball with his feet, and his hands were not idle. He raised his right hand and waved vigorously, as if he was greeting his own defenders.

"Don't chase me!"

"I can't even catch up!"

"Keep the gate well!"

"Protect our home!"

"Wait for the news of my victory!"

Nick sat in front of the TV, poking his phone as quietly as a chicken.

Sitting next to him was his girlfriend—Lily Brandt, one of the deputy heads of the Green Forest Support Group, Elerique's brain-dead fan.

Nick lived to be 28, and never thought that there would be such a day when he would watch the game with his girlfriend in front of the TV.

No, maybe he still thought of this scene, watching the game with his girlfriend, or even his wife and children.

It just didn't occur to him that his girlfriend was screaming, snarling, bouncing around on the loveseat calling another man's name.

And he, a Manchester policeman with a height of 1.8 meters, huddled in the armchair and watched the game.

Such tragedies didn't just happen in his own home.

The girlfriends of the other brothers in the police force all joined the Green Light Forest organized by Lily.

Every time Manchester United plays, as long as Elle Rico plays, they will put on beautiful makeup and watch the game at home to complete this group activity that does not take place in the same space.

At this time, Nick, who has been a Manchester United fan for 23 years since he was taken by his father at the age of five, can only use his mobile phone to type and chat with his brother about the game.It is not even allowed to send voice, because it will hinder the group voice of the group of girls.

Nick secretly sent a message to the group, and Aite called his friend who knows the ball -- Tom, yes, the name of the player who knows the ball is so common.

Nick: [Why do I feel that the goalkeeper has taken a few steps forward?Am I reading this wrong. 】

Jerry: [You read that right, he really moved forward.I really don't understand that Manchester United is missing one man. Why should the goalkeeper run forward, defend well, and finish with a draw. 】

Tom: [Jerry, did you just find your girlfriend?Is it the first day of joining the Green Light Forest Fan Husband Group? 】

Jerry: [Tom, what do you mean? 】

Tom: [I predict that Manchester United will score a goal soon, within 2 minutes, or live broadcast - break up]

Nick: [Break up? ? ?play so big? 】

Tom: [Jerry, do you dare to take this bet? 】

Jerry: [Don't, if it really causes you to break up, your parents won't hack me to death.They liked their future daughter-in-law very much. 】

Tom: [(smiling) You should think about it first, there is still one month before the New Year, what if you break up. 】

Jerry directly typed the names of the brothers in Liantian Records and tweeted them casually.

"My buddy said that if Manchester United doesn't score in 2 minutes, he will live broadcast the breakup!"

#呵呵呵，laugh without speaking#

#主数兄弟，You still rent a girlfriend while it’s not yet New Year’s day#

#Stop chatting, 77 ran forward! #

It wasn't just Elle Rico who ran, Manchester United's defenders, the midfielders all ran after Elle Rico's ass, trying to chase their goalkeeper back.

Elery, who was on the run, could spot one of Villa's players -- Ashley Young, who was especially active in today's game, was rushing up to tackle.

Ellery immediately stepped on the ball with his right foot, stopped the ball in motion, and passed it to his left foot.

Then Ellery can use his right foot as the axis, turn around 180° counterclockwise, and while turning around, gently kick the football backwards with his left foot.

After blocking the defender's field of vision with his back, he used his right foot to pull the ball slightly behind Ale Rico at this moment—that is, toward the direction of Villa's half-court, changing the direction of the ball's movement.

Immediately afterwards, he made a 180° turn, facing Villa's goal, and continued to kick the ball and run forward.

This coherent set of actions allowed Elery to get rid of Ashley Young's defense directly.

In the process of turning around, Elleric took the time to shout to his own teammates who were chasing him,

"Don't chase! Guard the gate well, you guys!"

Elric, who felt that he was being chased by a group of big guys and his own opponents, had no idea what kind of heated discussion his actions just caused.

#? ? ?what do i see #

#Marseille roundabout! !My god, my tears are coming out#

#麻麻ask me why I watch TV on my knees...#

#This f*ck is a goalkeeper? ?Who's going to tell me I'm just not awake? #

#I especially want to interview Zidane and Maradona, watching their signature moves, how does it feel to be used by a goalkeeper? #

Although Ellery didn't know why, the Villa players who were guarding him paused for a second, and even the group of defenders who were stupidly chasing him and not going to guard the goal also paused.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Elery quickly broke through the defense of the Villa defenders and ran to the front of the penalty area. When facing the Villa goalkeeper one-on-one, Elery kicked——

Passed to Owen.

Owen slapped the horse to catch up, with a boost, the ball went in!

The Villa goalkeeper Friedel, who was staring at Elle Rico, waited until the referee blew the whistle before seeing the ball go into the goal.

Friedel: What about 1v1?How can you lie!

Elleric opened his arms to Owen, and Owen ran two steps forward in cooperation, jumped up, and hugged Elleric.

The height difference of more than 20 centimeters made Owen look like he was hugging a big tree.

Elery could hold Owen's waist with one hand with his right hand, so that the middle-aged chasing wind would not fall off his body, and stroked Owen's thick brown hair with his left hand.

Feels really good, much better than Rooney.

#Why, I feel a hint of pink from this sloth hug? #

#77 Can the left hand stop! !Owen's hair has been plucked for more than ten seconds! ! #

#HAHAHA77's inner os must be, this feel is much better than Rooney's! #

#ls the truth, I think so too! #

#Killing me!It's so real#

#马赛赛边I cried out just now. It’s been a long time since Qi Zu retired. I haven’t seen such a standard Marseille roundabout.Then this celebration made me laugh again#

#I also cry and laugh, like a fool! #

#55555 I miss Qi Zu#

#Excuse me, go upstairs and downstairs, is there a cp teacher with this height difference, who can let me eat a ration? #

#Everyone wait a minute! !Aren't you afraid that Owen will be bald by this way of pulling wool? #

Michael Owen, whose hair volume is the light of the United Kingdom, was quietly thinking about a problem during the ten seconds when his hair was plucked.

Rooney has known Ellery for so long, is that why Rooney is losing his hair?

Speaking of Ronaldo, it seems that I have known Elleric for a longer time...

No wonder Ronaldo started to use more and more hairspray after he came to Manchester United! !Avoid being bald!

The case is broken!

The author has something to say: 1.

Today is me who has updated two chapters, so I will kick my waist for a while.

2. Mr. Luo once again lived in the small theater

Ronaldo: I'll give you the photo, I'm waiting for you to show off first as a respect.

Elleric: ...Looking at the photo I... can't do it! !

Ronaldo: Wait, don't turn off the video, let me show my respect first!

Elleric: So how long will my video be on?Is half an hour enough?

Ronaldo: (smiling) Half an hour is enough for me, don't you know? (Smile)