Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

After the game restarted, Liverpool launched a fast break. After Suarez got the pass, he kicked directly at Manchester United's goal.

This shot was easily held by Ellery in his arms, and then he threw it to the fast midfield position with his hands.

After Giggs received the football, he passed a long pass to Berbatov, who was already waiting for an opportunity in Liverpool's frontcourt.

At this time, Rooney was running towards Liverpool's frontcourt, but because Rooney joined in the fun in the second half, he couldn't catch up with the ball after desperately chasing for a long time, so he had to watch Berbatov take a shot and was successfully cleared by the goalkeeper. .

Rooney despised him a little bit, his character of joining in the fun, thinking that if he hadn't run back to care about the little goalkeeper just now, maybe the ball would have been there.

However, Rooney is not in a hurry.

When he just ran to the backcourt, he heard Elery himself say that he would not choose to score goals by himself until the debt repayment was over.

For his dream of being a striker and the heart of shooting, Elleric will help Rooney score a few more goals as soon as possible.

Rooney's estimation of the mentality of his friends is completely correct.

This match was Manchester United's home court, and Ellery had arranged for Mr. Bao to hover in the air from time to time in order to find an excellent position for Rooney to score easily.

You know, for Wayne Rooney's goal, for better position judgment, Ellery didn't do anything else when he was resting these days, he just played fifa games!

Even when he was a guest at Ronaldo's house in Madrid, Elle Rico dragged Ronaldo to play games together, trying to get familiar with the God's perspective in football matches as soon as possible, and be able to pass the ball and score easily just like when playing games .

At that time, Ronaldo watched Elleric bought the "Rooney" in the game as a striker, desperately trying to score goals... I overturned a few jars of old vinegar in my heart.

If it hadn't been confirmed that the bald little chubby guy was not as attractive as himself, Ronaldo might have gone to Rooney for a man-to-man battle.

In the end, watching his lover keep using Rooney to attack the goal, Ronaldo silently replaced the goalkeeper of his team in the game with Casillas.

Come on, go ahead and see if you can break Cassie's goal!

Ronaldo, who was obsessed with defeating Rooney in the game, played the game with Elery with peace of mind, and completely forgot-find a chance to develop feelings and have some physical contact.

In this game, Mr. Bao spun round and round in the air, but Ellery didn't find any good opportunities.

Under Hodgson's coaching, Liverpool put more emphasis on defense.

Although the head coach was changed during the winter break, this conservative tactic has not been changed for a while.

In the eyes of the tactical blind-Eleric, it is still relatively difficult to find an excellent position.

But Ellery is not in a hurry, anyway, Rooney will always meet a dead mouse if he tries again and again.

At the end of the first half, Evra grabbed the ball from Suarez in the United half and passed it directly to Owen.Owen took the ball and ran a few steps, and found that Liverpool's defense on the left was a little tight, and passed the ball to the middle position.

Rooney happened to be defended and couldn't make up for it.At this moment, Berbatov appeared next to the football, lightly picked the ball, let the ball fly over the heads of the players behind, and then Berbatov turned around, trying to catch up with the football, but was caught by Liverpool's defense The player fell to the ground.

Suddenly, Old Trafford was booed.

Berbatov didn't even think about rolling two laps into the penalty area to cheat a penalty or something, he just sat up and patted the grass clippings on his calf.After confirming that he was not injured, he stood up.

The referee awarded a free kick very close to the Liverpool penalty area.

Looking at this distance and this position, if it is a straight ball, it is easy to be blocked by the opponent's wall.

But if you want to send a curve ball, Manchester United's several forwards on the field are really not very good at it.

Berbatov, who has relatively good curve ball skills, feels that in this position, his confidence in scoring goals is also relatively low.

Owen looked at Rooney, then turned to look at the group of teammates in Manchester United's half.

"In this position, it seems that the [Sightseeing Elevator] can break the door?" Berbatov also held his chin in thought.

Ellery seemed to sense everyone's thoughts, and deliberately ran a few steps from the backcourt to rush forward, and yelled a few times near the midfield.

"I come, I come, I come!"

"Wait for me, wait for me, wait for me!"

Owen, who just wanted to suggest that Elleric could shoot, turned back instantly, as if he hadn't heard anything.

Owen pulled Rooney and Berbatov, and the three discussed in a circle.

"How about a tactical corner kick?"

"Or just let Elrico come!"

"Come on, if he kicks the wrong way and the opponent directly breaks fast, will our defense be stable?"

"Then...a tactical corner kick, how many of us can try?"

The few people who had negotiated didn't care that Elleric was still waving his hands in the midfield, trying to get his teammates to notice.

Owen kicked the ball directly to the right and passed it to Berbatov. Berbatov didn't panic in the face of the defender and provoked the ball high.

The defender thought that Berbatov was going to pick the ball again, so he directly and covertly pulled the hem of Berbatov's clothes.

Unexpectedly, Berbatov was actually passing the ball to Rooney. The high ball hit Rooney's head and entered the goal of Liverpool.

Seeing the goal, Elle Rico silently walked back to the goal.

Hmph, he didn't even wait for Brother Beggar to shoot!

These teammates are so skinny...

Although it wasn't the beggar's assist, Ellery still decided to reduce the debt owed to Rooney by one.

With this gloom, Elle Rick and his teammates entered the intermission.

In the player corridor, Rooney bumped Elle Rico's shoulder, "Aren't you happy that you didn't take a free kick?"

Eleryk shrugged.

"Okay, it's okay if you owe me a goal, right? I stole your free kick~" Rooney said generously.

Ellery looked at Rooney with the eyes of a fool, "I've lost a ball a long time ago!"

"Then why aren't you happy?"

"I want to see Suarez biting, why doesn't he say anything?"

Ellery was looking forward to it. He had never seen anyone bite on the court before!

Brother Beggar, who is not good at biting, plans to watch Suarez's feat!

Manchester United players who heard Ellery's words:  …

After thinking about the 2:0 situation on the field, and thinking about his height of 173cm and Suarez's 182cm, Owen planned to discuss with Ferguson, and he would leave the field immediately after playing for 10 minutes in the second half.

The height difference between him and Suarez, as long as Suarez lowers his head, it's too easy to bite.

Michael was afraid of biting the marks and went home and couldn't explain to his wife. Owen said that he would watch from the sidelines later.

Rooney took his thick arms and showed his biceps,

"Don't worry, if he dares to bite, I'll show him my boxing skills!"

Rooney felt like he hadn't moved his fist for a long time. If that front tooth Su dared to bite someone, he must show the level of the Manchester United King of Fighters!

At the beginning of the second half, Suarez had a very amazing performance.

When breaking through with the ball, Suarez used imaginative extraordinary moves, directly playing with Manchester United's entire defense line, and appeared in front of Elle Rico.

Suarez grinned and showed his buck teeth and smiled, as if he felt that facing the goalkeeper one-on-one, he would definitely be able to score.

Ellery would like to thank Suarez.

If he hadn't distracted so many defenders, maybe Elery wouldn't have been so easy to defend.After all, the more people there are, the more the vision will be affected.

Manchester United's defenders can help defend the enemy most of the time, but occasionally, they will also trick the goalkeeper.

Ellery, who once watched Van der Sar get an own goal by his own goalkeeper, felt that it was great to have one-on-one or something.

Suarez imagined that he represented the team in the FA Cup, played with Manchester United, scored goals, and won the red derby on behalf of the team, and kicked this shot.

Reality is always crueler than imagined.

Ellery jumped slightly, and held the ball firmly in his arms.

Suarez was about to jump up and prepare for a set of celebration moves, but he froze in place abruptly.

"Facing the top scorer in the Dutch Bundesliga, Greenwald showed solid basic skills."

"Greenwald took off directly when judging the position of the ball may be a bit high, but it will not be higher than the goal frame."

"Suarez also has a bit of kung fu. We can see that when Suarez kicked, we didn't even have time to blink, and the ball went in front of the goal."

As a loyal fan of Greenwald, Andy Gray praised Suarez a little bit in order to praise Elle Rico, throwing up all the achievements of Suarez-just to set off, being able to defend With Suarez's shot, Ellery was so sharp.

"The ball was in front of the goal in an instant, but it didn't go into the United goal."

"Greenwald has already made a defensive posture, and the ball was held by Greenwald in his arms."

Andy Gray deserves to be one of the most professional commentators in England. He said a lot in a row before he took a breath. "I want to tell Suarez that even though he is the footballer of the Netherlands, even though he is the top scorer in the Dutch First Division, if he wants to play in the Premier League, his skills still need to be improved!"

"Otherwise, even our youngest goalkeeper in the Premier League cannot break through!"

Andy Gray's words sparked bursts of laughter from the fans.

Fans are not familiar with this Suarez who just came to Liverpool.

The degree of exposure in the Eredivisie is not high, and England fans are not quite sure what is going on.

British fans who have always believed that the Premier League is the strongest, of course feel that players from the Eredivisie have to play for a season to know whether they are suitable for the Premier League.What if it is another parallel signing.

Even if they don't know Suarez, most fans still know about Suarez biting someone, so they don't have a good impression of him.Suarez laughed out loud when he heard Andy Gray so 'pointing up'.

Andy Gray really dare to say, what does it mean that even the smallest goalkeeper in the Premier League cannot break through.

Which player has successfully broken through the little goalkeeper so far?

None!

If the goal is to break through Greenwald's goal, then Suarez really has a 'small' goal.

After defending Suarez's shot, Elery didn't care much, and threw the ball casually.

Suarez stared fiercely at Elle Rico, his back molars clenched tightly together, rubbing vigorously.

Elery, who had finished throwing the ball, saw Suarez's expression and raised his eyebrows.

Is Baoyasu really planning to bite himself?

Then... how to prevent him from biting himself, and then tell the referee to send him off?

Or just give him a set of authentic Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms before he bites it?

Logically speaking, it would be better to hit him before he was bitten, but that might make the referee who is not clear about the situation punish Elery, and that would be a bit of a loss.

After all, Van der Sar is resting at home again, and today's substitute goalkeeper is Kuszak.

If Ellery is sent off, Manchester United will play 10 against 11, and finally be counterattacked, it will be embarrassing to be eliminated in the FA Cup.

Elle Rico's goal is to help Manchester United win the five crowns, so that Ferguson can retire early and contentedly!

This kind of knockout match is a game that cannot be lost!

Just go out after losing a game, and forget about winning the FA Cup.

Without one champion, how can it be regarded as a five-time champion?

I'm afraid... the only choice is to be bitten by Suarez?

Elery was a little hesitant. If he was bitten by Suarez, he would be fine.

Brother Beggar has rough skin and thick flesh and is often injured.

Elleric often rolls on the ground to save after playing football.

Of course not in the competition, you have to be handsome during the competition!

When the goalkeeper was training, the coach directly sent three balls at once, so Ellery was really turning over and over on the ground, trying to block the ball in all directions with his hands and feet.

Elery is not afraid of being bitten.

Big deal bite back...

No, forget it, don't want to bite back at all orz

But Ellery is a little worried, in case he is really bitten by Suarez...

And if he was able to dodge, and if he couldn't dodge, he could beat him and push him away, and he was bitten by Suarez...

Human teeth should not transmit rabies virus, right?

Do I still have to get an injection?

Beggar, who is not very good at biology, thought about it.

No, no, no problem with injections or anything.

None of this is scary!

The most frightening thing is that if you are really bitten——

Elery can imagine that scene, Ronaldo will definitely call and nag him.

"I haven't bitten you before, but he bit you first!"

"That guy who is shorter than me and not as handsome as I am, actually left a mark on you first!!"

"You must not love me anymore, chirp chirp!"

Elery trembled, frightened by the grotesque in his imagination.

The author has something to say: 1. Mr. Luo didn't yell, this is entirely Elery's irresponsible imagination!

Mr. Luo thank you for breaking the sky. Although he loves to cry, he doesn't cry!

2. I said it when I edited the article yesterday, so I’ll say it again in case you didn’t see it.

Because of the nature of my work, I am rather busy during winter and summer vacations (although it is reasonable to guess what kind of work it is)

I've been so busy all this time,

but! !! !!

[Keep updating daily! ! 】

And, maybe I will be free after school starts, and I will add more to compensate everyone for waiting so patiently, okay?

(Will someone take a screenshot saying that I promised to add 23333)

3.

Ronaldo: I heard that Chinese New Year will be celebrated soon?

Ellery nodded. Ronaldo has been very interested in Chinese culture during this time, and even knows a lot about traditional festivals.

Ronaldo: After the Chinese New Year, it will be spring?

Eleryk nodded again.

Ronaldo: Do ​​you want to do some spring things in spring?

Elleric was thinking, what's going on in spring?grow rice?Go evil?

Ronaldo: I learned a new word yesterday,

【Call-spring】

Tell me to listen, okay?

Elle Rico: I always feel that Ronaldo has learned fake Chinese!