#欧文has married a wife and had children, I’m talking to myself like this#

#欧文sotouch77... I have goosebumps! #

#You don’t talk nonsense, look carefully, adjust the resolution to the highest, pause the screen, and after zooming in on the screenshot, you can find that there is a scratch on the back of Ele Rico’s hand! #

#Not just scratches, look at the gloves in my screenshot, there are tm two small holes! #

The teeth marks on #latex gloves are so obvious... Is this what human teeth can do? #

#As a student of physics, I immediately went to buy a pair of gloves and a pair of dentures, and then simulated various forces to test it. This is how hard you have to bite to get this kind of mark! #

#Wait for the report from the boss upstairs, just bite someone in a place like Eredivisie where there is no exposure.Dare to bite in our Premier League? #

#汽车头is really dead, Tony is so good, why sell it for this biting idiot? #

#Suarez technology is really good... just don't know where this hobby comes from#

#According to the psychological analysis I learned, it may be that something happened when I was young, which caused Suarez to be prone to nervousness... Sorry, I can’t make it up anymore, it’s wrong to bite people no matter what! #

When netizens were discussing why Suarez bit people, Elleric showed 'Oscar'-level acting skills.

That sentence 'It hurts...' directly caused netizens to spit out their mouthfuls of water.

#It hurts...? ? ?Does it hurt after being bitten for so long? #

#噗hahahaha Although the 77 drama failed, I still think it's so cute! #

#宝宝不痛, Mommy hugs you, it won’t hurt anymore if you blow and kiss! #

#Upstairs calm down, your barrage makes me unable to see 77's face clearly! #

#I've already taken a screenshot, that little emoji, oh my god, it's just a little yellow text in my brain! #

#Is there anyone who is good at making videos, can you produce a x77 grain? #

#…77 is so attacking, who can x77?Owen?Stop it#

#I think Mr. Luo is the only one, hehehehe.Rogue Party One Book Meet! #

#7x77?It seems to be possible... I have joined this Sanqi sect! #

#Sisters, stop talking, the game started again, and the sb referee gave a verbal warning, but no cards! #

The referee's decision was actually guessed by both players.

The time Suarez bit someone before was also punished after the game.

On the court, the referee can only act in accordance with the regulations.

When formulating the football rules, I never considered that someone would bite someone on the field... Naturally, the rules did not say how to punish the biting player.

Although there are no rules, no one will exploit this loophole.

There is no penalty, but biting someone looks cool, and no other players will try it. This kind of thing that loses character and image.

Mendes has already received a call from Ronaldo, knowing that his youngest son was bitten on the court, and has not yet been punished.

Mendes intends to let Suarez feel how horrible the Premier League media are.

Having said that, why does his own cash cow watch Elric's game?

Perhaps, this is brotherhood!

After this 'glove biting' clash, the game was uneventful until the end.

The Liverpool players were a little embarrassed. They were kicked 3:0 and were unable to resist, and their own striker even bit someone.

Even Gerrard had lost his energy and was ready to go home with [-]-[-].

Suarez has been in the whole process of his own bite, in a trance exposed by the big screen, and he is incapable of attacking.

After the game, Sir Alex Ferguson asked the other players to disband on the spot without saying a word, and took Allerike directly to the post-match press conference.

Before Ramones Pantheon, the press officer of Manchester United, announced the start of the press conference, Ferguson directly took the microphone and said a series of words, which could be heard as [beep——] and [beep—— —] Speech.

Ferguson didn't target the referee, and he knew that the referee was powerless.

Sir Alex is targeting Suarez.

Ferguson was also stunned-knowing that Suarez had a precedent for biting, he didn't hurry up to add a new regulation that prohibits biting to the penalty of the English Football League.

Innocent FA Football Association: Suarez has only been in the Premier League for less than 10 days, how could they have time to issue new regulations!

"I really don't understand how a player like this can continue to play on the pitch."

"I don't even understand why Liverpool want to bring such a striker to the Premier League!"

"I'm curious to know, with players like this, there are no rules to protect us, so what else can we do to protect ourselves?"

"Don't play football at all, let's all play rugby, play hockey, and be fully armed so that we don't get bitten!"

Dalglish, the new head coach of Liverpool, was blushed by Sir Alex Ferguson's words. He didn't know where to refute. He could only repeat,

"Suarez didn't do it on purpose, he was just too nervous and couldn't control himself. We will fine him in the team and suspend him."

Sir Alex directly raised Elle Rico's left hand and pointed it at the reporters, "Did you see it? What is this on the hand of our Manchester United goalkeeper? It's the mark of being scratched by teeth!"

Elery is a little guilty, the trace left by Suarez through the glove has long since disappeared.

In a non-combat state, Brother Beggar's recovery ability is not ordinary.

Even in a combat state, a drunk laughing man would be resurrected with almost full blood.

Knowing that Sir Alex Ferguson might go mad at the post-match press conference, it was Elery who imitated the mark left by Suarez, biting it out on his own hand through a glove...

Elleric's timid expression of guilt was interpreted by the Sir as 'scared'.

"Elle Rick has only been playing football for less than a year, and this has happened to him!"

"Why do you let future players stay in the Premier League and continue to play? Will they stay and be bitten?"

Ellery could prop his chin with his right hand, and put his left hand on the table, coordinating with the Ferguson's fury from time to time.

Anyway, Brother Beggar used some external skills to attack and added a debuff when he bit it, the traces should not disappear so quickly, enough for Sir Alex to "use his hands" for a whole press conference.

The face of Sir Alex Ferguson's censure, Dalglish is still trying to explain for Suarez.

No explanation, he sold Suarez in exchange for Torres. If the suspension is too long, it will directly affect Liverpool's record.

Without a leading shooter, what will Liverpool do in the next game?

"Suarez grew up in a relatively poor family, but he still loves football very much, so he often goes to street football, field stadiums, etc., and is often bullied, which caused Suarez's psychological shadow."

"The biting seems to be an unconscious behavior after he was stimulated, not his intention. After the game just now, Suarez also asked me to apologize to Greenwald."

Elery, who had already fallen into a daze, was startled when he heard his surname suddenly.

Then I saw Liverpool's head coach making a very apologetic expression to himself, and the reporters pointed their cameras at them.

"Do you want to apologize, and then smile away the grudge?" Eleryk blinked, and directly touched Dalglish's mind.

Ferguson sneered, as if expressing his direct appreciation for Ellery, and the head coach of Liverpool blushed.

"Actually, for me, I didn't suffer much damage. This is a fact."

Hearing this, the lordship wished to pinch Eleric under the table with his hands.

A great situation, according to this rhythm, Suarez can directly be suspended for ten games, did not see the opposite Dalglish almost cried!

What nonsense are you talking about at this time?

There was hope in Dalglish's eyes. He had long heard that the little goalkeeper of Manchester United was quick to speak and would not hide his thoughts.

Now it seems that the main victim has admitted that he was not injured, so it seems that Suarez is saved!

"But I didn't get hurt, it doesn't mean his behavior is right." Elleric's logic was very clear, "It's just because I was wearing gloves that I wasn't hurt."

"It's like trying to hurt someone, isn't it intentional to hurt someone?"

"Suarez's behavior of biting people is still very shameful."

Ellery looked at the flashing camera with a serious expression,

"Perhaps, there are many reasons for Suarez's sudden bite, and all psychological reasons are real."

"However, that doesn't help - that doesn't excuse him from biting."

"Because football is a fair and competitive game and biting has never been part of football."

Sir Ferguson nodded, Elery, this kid is quite clear at critical moments.

If, on this kind of issue, Elleric, the person involved, forgave Suarez, then Sir Alex Ferguson could blow Elleric's head off on the spot and carry out the education of love!

Ellery tilted his head, and continued,

"If you want me to give some advice, I think go back and let Suarez go to a psychiatrist, heal up and play again."

"This is also good for Suarez, and there will be no psychological shadow from now on."

"It's also a good thing for the entire football world. There is no need for anyone to dare to defend or attack because they are worried about being bitten."

Ellery shook his left hand, and continued, "As for me personally, next time against Liverpool—"

"I'm sorry to say it again, it's the next game against Liverpool with Suarez."

"I will choose, with goalkeeper gloves made of cowhide."

"In this way, next time he bites, he can still taste some beef, which is better than latex."

Elery shrugged, "So next time you can help him explain—"

"It was Suarez who was so hungry that he thought it was beef, so he took a bite."

Dalglish: ...

"At that time, I can tell you how China's Mr. Yuan Longping used hybrid rice to solve the hunger problem of people all over the world..."

"As well as the theory that no matter how poor you are, you can't have poor education, and no matter how hungry you can't starve children, you can listen to me when the time comes."

After finishing this list, under the threat of the lord's slap, Eleryke obediently shut his mouth and watched the lord's free play.

Eleryke lowered his head and poked the phone.

【Okay, don't be angry...】

[I am not bullied by others.Next time I think I won't let him bite! 】

[Speaking of this, since it is a loophole in the rules, next time he bites me, can I bite back? 】

The author has something to say: 1. The last sentence of the text is directly connected to the small theater:

77: [Speaking of this, since it is a loophole in the rules, next time he bites me, can I bite back? 】

The last message successfully 'woke up' Ronaldo who was holding his breath and did not reply.

C Luo: [Do you still want to bite back? ? ? 】

77: [Hey, I can't say anything about his honor, I have to suggest that he go all over]

77: [Let him take a photo of a certain Cristiano Ronaldo, what do you think? 】

C Luo: [Well, although it is true that he can be made more handsome, you are still not allowed to bite him! 】

77: [Okay, okay, just bite you, okay? 】

Ronaldo took a photo of himself, with red circles drawn on key parts.

[Bite here~] [And here! 】【You can also bite here! 】

Elleric, whose cell phone kept vibrating, smiled at the lord and said that it all came from the concern of his friends after seeing him being bitten.

Sir Alex nodded and continued to play to the reporters.

C Luo: [Look here, look here! 】

[This Ronaldo wants to bite you, and wants to be bitten by you! 】

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