Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

After the game against Liverpool on March 3, Manchester United's next Premier League game will have to wait until March 6.

This does not mean that there is no game for Manchester United, but it means that Manchester United's other lines of games are in progress.

On March 3, Manchester United, who met Arsenal again in the FA Cup, easily won 13-2 and advanced to the semi-finals of the FA Cup.

On March 3, Manchester United will need to face their Champions League opponent Marseille again.

Speaking of which, Manchester United and Real Madrid can be regarded as difficult brothers in this round of the Champions League.

The opponents of both teams are French teams, Manchester United is against Marseille, and Real Madrid is against Lyon.

The two teams also play away first and then at home, and they were both drawn by the French team in the away game.

When Real Madrid played against Lyon on February 2, they tied 23:1.

Although this score is a tie, it is slightly better than Manchester United. At least one away goal has been scored, which makes Real Madrid's round of the game a little easier.

And Manchester United...

The three main players successfully let themselves have diarrhea and collapsed on the bench, watching Manchester United and Marseille play 0:0.

What's even more frightening is that after the match between Manchester United and Marseille, Ellery ran into two French fans on the street, and tweeted that he was going to score in this game...

I don't know if those two little fans have contacted Elle Rico.

Rooney couldn't hold back his words. When he thought of this question, he immediately ran to ask Elle Rico.

In fact, Elleric had already received private messages from Bono and Killian's family members.

Since Ronaldo reposted Elle Rico's news, Kilian Mbappe, whose house was covered with posters of Ronaldo, saw his idol's Twitter.

At that time, Mbappe yelled at home. He rushed to his parents who heard the sound with his mobile phone, and excitedly called him to go to the scene to watch the game-completely forgetting that he sneaked away from training and ran to another place. Elrico, whom I only met while watching a game in the city.

Under the threat of his father's iron rod, Mbappe first wrote a guarantee that he would never sneak around and run around without telling the adults.With the help of his mother, he contacted Elle Rico and successfully obtained two live tickets to Old Trafford.

As a Frenchman!Mbappe will be at the match between the French team and the British team, sitting in the fan area of ​​the British team and cheering for the French team!

Mbappe: qaq

Mbappe held Bono tightly with one hand, and with the other held Wilfrid, the father who had only come to see the scene with his son.

Looking at the British people who surrounded them tightly, Bono felt a little timid.

"Killian, we, are we really going to cheer for Marseille?"

"Of course! Are we going to cheer for Manchester United!?"

"So are we going to cheer on Greenwald?"

Mbappe thought for a while, "It's okay, Greenwald is a good friend of Ronaldo."

"Come on Greenwald, and Marseille!"

Watching the two children discussing who to cheer for, Wilfrid was a little bit dumbfounded.

Cheering on Greenwald and Marseille at the same time?

Then, can the ball played by Marseilles enter the goal guarded by Elle Rico?

This may be about to rise to the difficulty of philosophical issues!

The last draw with Marseille made Ellery feel aggrieved for a long time, and he has been gearing up to prove his strength—to be precise, to prove the strength of Manchester United.

That draw showed Elleric his own limitations.

Football is never a one-man game.

Seeing Ronaldo lose in the past, although Elleric was sad, he didn't feel much.

When it was Elery's turn to be himself, he felt that let alone a loss, a draw would be very unpleasant!

So, at Old Trafford, facing Marseille again, Ellery started to get serious.

Smalling felt that, according to Elleric's personality, he should want to be a striker in this game and break through the opponent's goal to vent his aggrieved hearts.

Unexpectedly, Ellery obediently put on the goalkeeper gloves, stood in front of Manchester United's goal, clapped his hands, and looked fiercely.

"Didn't you promise those two kids that you would score the goal yourself?" Smalling used the last few minutes before the game to walk to the goal. "How do you feel that Elery is so obedient today?"

Ellery waved his hand, "Who told you that if I stand as the goalkeeper, I won't be able to score!"

Smalling shivered, feeling like he had asked the wrong question.

If Elery really rushed to the opposite side to score a goal...

Then Smalling will lose one bonus in this game——【Award for Keeping Ellery Out of the Restricted Area】

The words are not forgiving, but in fact Elerike knows it very well in his heart.

In this game, we must first ensure that we can win before we can give him a chance.

Losing = being out of the Champions League = no five crowns = Ferguson does not retire = cannot transfer = c Luo Yingying.

Compared with his desire to score goals, Ellery thinks it is better to appease someone who has become a puffer fish one day.

And Elleric has made an appointment with Ronaldo this time, Manchester United and Real Madrid, as well as getting the French team down!

In this way, maybe before becoming a teammate, you can be an opponent for a while!

If that little yellow chicken couldn't score in a match against Ronaldo, would he cry?

Thinking about it makes me feel...exciting! !

Crying or something, the big deal is to go comfort after the game is over!

If you have a chance, you must abuse it first!

With this in mind, Elery could regard all the players in the opposite Marseilles as obstacles in his way of abusing Ronaldo!

No, block chicken!

Elleric kept a straight face, imitating the famous German goalkeeper, while Kahn, the Lion King, glared fiercely at the offensive players of Marseille.

Marseille's shots were confiscated time and time again.

Marseille started to play a little impatiently.

The small movements of the defenders also began to increase, and Irving was directly tackled to the ground near the penalty area.

Fortunately, Owen has rich experience. When he was shoveled, he had already started to get ready and rolled two times to relieve his strength.

Owen just rolled into the penalty area of ​​Marseille in these two laps, and the players in Marseille were not happy now.

What if the referee didn't see it clearly and counted it as a foul in the penalty area for them, and gave Manchester United a penalty kick!

The players in Marseille quickly pointed to the penalty area line on the ground and defended in English with a little accent.

Owen, who was sitting on the ground, looked up at the players on both sides who were in the quarrel, and then lowered his head and touched his calf.

It feels a little painful, but it shouldn't be a bone problem, it's the kind of hard injury from being kicked.

should be fine...

Owen said this to himself.

It's sure to be fine!

Elleric said that a course of diet therapy is over.Michael Owen is no longer the vulnerable physique he used to be!

"Michael..."

Owen suddenly felt as if he heard Elerric's voice.

But shouldn't Ellery be at least 70 meters away from him in front of Manchester United's goal?Why is Elerric's voice so clear?

Owen turned his head, and found that Eleryk was running towards him, as if he was going to help him.

Owen waved his hand to Ellery, indicating that he didn't need help, and then got up on the ground with one hand.In order to confirm his condition, Owen took two small steps first, and his calf still hurt a little.

Eleryk stopped walking and frowned, watched Owen jump twice after walking a few steps, and waved to himself again, then he was relieved and started to walk back.

"I'm fine." Irving stepped forward and said to his teammates, "Marseille committed a foul, but I'm fine, and I haven't reached the penalty area just now."

"I think if we continue to struggle here, there is a real possibility of a penalty."

"However... Ellery seems to be planning to take this penalty."

Elle Rico really had an idea to take the penalty.

He is the one who puts out harsh words on Twitter to score goals!

The referee was very kind to Marseille, he did not award a penalty.

The referee saw clearly that Irving fell outside the penalty area. The Marseille defenders did have a little bit of movement, but it was not too much, and it was not worth a penalty.

And since Owen got up, Rooney said to the referee with a smile on his face that Manchester United obeyed the penalty and would not protest no matter what the result was.

The referee, who was held in the palm of Rooney's hand, thought for a second and decided to give Manchester United a free kick in the frontcourt.

Ellery is lamenting that if there is no penalty, there will be no penalty, as long as Irving is not injured.

Unexpectedly, there is a twist, there is no penalty kick and there is a free kick!

Elleric, who had already started to walk back, immediately ran forward with long legs.

Smalling: The prize money is gone...

It was because Irving fell to the ground before, and Smalling himself followed Rooney, facing this side with the Marseille players, with his head against his head, but his hands remained motionless, trying to give the referee a hand without fouling. exert pressure.

Seeing that Owen was fine, Smalling turned around and began to trot back all the way—passing Ellery.

Ellery excitedly ran to Rooney and Owen, blinked his big eyes and looked at the two friends.

The emerald green eyes seemed to have magical powers, Rooney couldn't refuse, and Owen was speechless.

Before Eleryk took the free kick, he took a special look at the tickets he handed over.

Under the puzzled eyes of everyone, Elery whistled.

A black shadow flew across the sky, one swooped down, flapped its wings a few times, and landed on the empty seat next to Mbappe.

Master Bao stretched out his noble little black jio claws, and handed them to Mbappé and his little friends.

These two people woke up from the shock of the falcon falling from the sky.

Mbappe took off Mr. Bao and called the letter box.

Bono took the letterbox, opened it and a note fell out.

【Look good!I'm going to score! 】

Mbappe, Bono: ...

Is this keeper toxic? ?

The ruthless words I let out must be done!

Ellery finally understands why the great figures in ancient times have to work harder and harder, because they have said too much and pretended to be too aggressive. If they don't work hard, they will be slapped in the face.

Elery looked straight ahead, looked at the Marseille players lined up in the crowd, and took a deep breath.

At this time, Elleric thought of the elevator ball that Ronaldo played, the curve ball that Ronaldo played, and the falling leaf ball that Ronaldo learned...

Sir Alex Ferguson has never seen the goalkeeper abandon the goal and come out to take a free kick when several free kick players are on the field.

What if I didn't get in?Do you want to defend?

Give the other party an empty door?

"Stinky boy, if you don't score this goal, eat eel jelly tonight!!"

Sir Alex Ferguson's roar came from the sidelines.

All of a sudden Eleriko's thoughts were...the eels were frozen.

After Elleric successfully scored with an arc free kick, Lord Bao's noble head flew back to the sky again after the two children swung an eagle.

Master Bao: So tired... Having a stupid master is really tiring...

The author has something to say: 1.

Mr. Bao: Amateur messaging, amateur flirting, professional complaints.

2.

Elle Rico: Hahahaha, I am a godsend, I knew that I would score a goal, and I have already arranged for Mr. Bao to remind those two French kids to watch me carefully!

Ronaldo: So in the end, did I use my deciduous ball, my elevator ball, or my curve ball?

Ronaldo: Oh my little Al, what should I do if I want to pay tribute to me again?I want to get my lines right!