Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Neuer felt that he had saved this goal enough to prove his strength, and a promotion and salary increase was just around the corner.The only regret is...he didn't use his own character card!

After the screen recording of the game comes out, the whole world can see that it was Kahn... who saved Messi and Ronaldo's wonderful two-and-one shot.

How can it be said that it is his contribution to Neuer?

Taking advantage of the situation on the game field, Neuer was still attacking CM's team, took out his mobile phone and called Ozil directly.

"Mesut, I think it should be replaced. I didn't think carefully about using Kahn's Papa before."

"Papa Kahn has already retired!"

"We agreed in the game to use active players, right?"

"Change to a substitute?"

"As Kahn's father, the legal heir of the German national team, how about considering the role card of Neuer?"

Knowing that it was live broadcast, Neuer said this without any scruples.

To be precise, if it wasn't for the live broadcast, there would be no dispute...

With all of Europe watching - and queuing up - Neuer felt he must demand a chance to play.

The midfielder of the cm team, Ozil, replied directly, "It's none of my business" and wanted to hang up.

Ozil, who was manipulating the gamepad to defend against the rampant Ibrahimovic, was not in the mood to listen to the phone at all.

It was Elery who was in love with his future teammates of the German team. He put his mobile phone on a tripod and fixed it to continue the live broadcast. Then he walked to Ozil's side and picked up the mobile phone that rang again.

"Mesut! You are a very bad person!"

"Think about Kahn's papa who has worked so hard for so many years and finally retired. How can he bother his old man to come out to play again?"

Having tweeted just now, Kahn, who was obviously watching the live broadcast, tweeted again.

Kahn: Children talk a lot these days. I retired from football, so I can’t play games anymore?Jens Lehmann, come and help me with the next fifa, I will do it myself!

Lehmann: Kahn, I will not give you this opportunity!Although I have also retired, I am back!I happen to be still playing football at Arsenal, and I am more familiar with the Premier League. Let me be a goalkeeper in line with the rules of 'active duty', and I am also the heir to the German national team.

And Neuer, who is playing the game here, has no chance to see the Twitter of the two German goalkeepers, and he keeps saying this.

Ozil finally realized that his defensive value might not be too high in the game... he couldn't defend Ibrahimovic at all, he could only look at the four defenders of the four-nation coalition.

Smalling - Great Britain, Hummels - Germany, Godin - Uruguay and David Luiz, Brazil.

At this time, Ozil had time to say, "Manuel (Neuer), you are the goalkeeper on the opposite side! What's the use of telling me whether you want to change or not?"

Neuer: ...

makes sense.

So Neuer took a look at the captain of his team-Beckham.

Is it possible to have an overseas dialogue and go to the United States to ask if the goalkeeper can be changed?

But Neuer doesn't have Beckham's phone number! !

Even if Neuer has a phone number, it is useless. If he really calls Beckham, he will only hear the sound of the phone being busy.

Rooney had already pulled Beckham's phone into the group voice.

In Rooney's voice group chat, there are several Real Madrid defenders and himself in Elle Rico, plus Gerald Lampard and Ibrahimovic who are playing in the Premier League, Pique who is still in Spain, and far away in the United States David Beckham and Neymar's little classmate who sounds a bit stuck on the phone.

"Neymar, pass the ball!!"

"I passed it on!"

"Pass a p! Look at your character who doesn't move!"

"I really passed it!! It must be a card, just wait!"

"Can this wait? Huh?"

Rooney yelled loudly at the phone on the table.He finally had a chance just now, he let Neymar pass the ball, and then watched Neymar's character run and almost take the ball out of the sideline, and he didn't pass it alive.

"It's not good for you to play football so independently! You have to know that football is a game of eleven people!"

"I know!!" Neymar's 'iknow' in Brazil sounded like 'inono'.

It directly made Rooney so angry that he planned to teach the young player a lesson over the phone.

Although he is not very old, Neymar, who has a very good record in the Brazilian Super League, certainly refuses to accept it.

Smalling, who was not far from Rooney, heard Neymarka, his eyes lit up, he manipulated the character and ran up, trying to take this opportunity to grab a goal.

When Smalling was about to press the tackle button, Neymar's tackle, which had been stuck for a long time, finally arrived.

It's a pity that Rooney's position has changed and he was not able to grab the ball.

But Gerrard received the ball and passed it to Lampard.

Listening to Rooney who was still arguing in the voice, Lampard thought that Beckham might be stuck in the United States, so he passed it directly to Ibrahimovic.

Ibrahimovic, who was supposed to be heavily marked, is now in a very good position - thanks to Ramos running out to grab the ball from Neymar.

So Ibrahimovic shot directly, and the ball was like a net.

De Gea: ...

Our side has Mero, and then our side was broken first...

De Gea's voice came from Ramos' cell phone-it turned out that the Melo team also opened a group voice.

"Big brothers! I beg you to save the child! Don't attack, okay?"

"I know how helpless Kaxi's papa is every time he competes..."

Ramos Jun's face froze, and he waved his hands in embarrassment, "Hey, it's not my fault this time, okay? It's Smalling's fault!!"

De Gea: "I think there is a hidden setting in Fifa, as long as there are three of you in the goalkeeper team of Cassie Papa, the defensive success rate will automatically decrease by 50.00%..."

Pepe refused straight away, "Impossible!"

"How can there be as much as 50.00%, at most 30.00%, otherwise FIFA has a bug!"

De Gea complained frantically in his heart: Is a 30.00% reduction any good? ?

But as a 'little general', he still dare not say more.

Marcelo sighed, "Hey, I should have brought Karim with me just now to play games at Elle Rico's."

"Why doesn't London Hilton have a game room, no gamepad..."

Ellery looked at the barrage and interviewed Marcelo on behalf of the people.

"Do you prefer Alonso?"

Marcelo shook his shaggy head, looking kind of cute.

"I miss Karim (Benzema)!"

"Both Alonso and Benzema are staying at the London Hilton Hotel because they came to Tottenham with Real Madrid to participate in the game tomorrow, so they stayed at the London Hilton Hotel." Elleric looked at the question on the barrage and did a little After looking at the previous summary, "And there is no game room in the hotel, so Alonso in the game is not himself, but the computer AI."

"Marcelo, do you think that if there was Benzema, the goal just now would not have been scored? He is not a defensive player, is he?"

Marcelo chuckled, looking innocent.

"I don't know if I will be scored, but if Kareem is here, someone will take the blame!"

Karim is known as the blame man Benzema.

As long as Real Madrid loses, there will always be a reason for Benzema to take the blame...

Benzema watching the live broadcast: ...

Harvey Alonso, who had just registered a live broadcast website account, opened the back door through the mysterious underground transaction and jumped into the queue to watch the battle, bound a credit card to his account and launched a deep sea gun.

□□When it was launched, a huge barrage appeared on Elerique's live broadcast interface.

[Tell Marcelo to stop talking, Benzema is about to hug me and cry...xabialonso]

Alonso's barrage gave a huge encouragement to someone who had been pretending not to know about it just now, pretending not to be watching the live broadcast.

Cassie plucked up her courage, and also started sending barrage.

[I hope that everyone who plays fifa and has my character card can feel the combination with the guards with knives. ikercasillasfernndez]

The guards with the knife expressed their grievances. In this game, although they were on the court with Casillas.

But Casillas is the goalkeeper of the Melo team, and they are the defenders of the United team. They are the opposite!Does this still affect the game stats?

Elery looked at the barrage and smiled hehehehe.

#小喜喜的笑很很恐怖……#

#Although scary but I really want to lick the screen#

#Who can tell me what makes 77 laugh? #

Elery laughed for a while and explained to himself why he was laughing just now.

"I'm just thinking, if Fifa has set it up, the hidden attributes of Iker Casillas and Real Madrid's defense team, then when Fifa is my gk (goalkeeper) character card, what should I do with the data? Hahaha"

"Cassie Papa's special ability is [Goalkeeper Throwing the Ball Strongly] [Stable Corner Defense], when it's my turn, it's [Defensive Attack] [Angry Birds] Hahahaha"

Elleric made himself laugh, and also made Smolin look back at Elleric quietly.

"You know it too!!" Smolin felt a heart-piercing pain in his voice, "I feel that how my character card matches with you will trigger the [Don't let Ellery come out] Restricted Area Bonus] already!"

#I think Smolin broke the news...#

#Manchester United really have this kind of bonus? ? #

#士飞士飞士 is a man who knows how to play, admiration! #

Kaka looked at the subtle cooperation of Messi and Ronaldo in his own team. Every time he passed people, he was pleasing to the eye, but he couldn't break through the opponent's defense, which felt very headache.

Instead, the two midfielders opposite Gerrard and Lampard cooperated tacitly, and Beckham supported him from the sidelines.

Even if Neymar became a dog and Rooney became a tiger, he couldn't stop the United Legion from scoring another goal.

It was a free kick from Gerrard and Lampard.

"I would like to remind the head coach of the British team that the problem of dual virtues that you have always had has been resolved." Elleric complained silently.

Gerrard and Lampard are both one of the best midfielders in today's football, but as long as they are in the British team and they play together, there will be some dual virtues, which makes the British team's midfielder always very happy. baffling.

#I didn’t expect the double virtue problem to be solved in the fifa game#

#有生年finally saw Shuangde come on stage together and they are still so strong, the British fans said they passed out from crying! #

The free kick made by Shuangde was taken by Beckham.

In real life, Ozil, who is very resistant to free kicks on the wall, excitedly manipulated his character to line up the wall.

eababa is very realistic about the setting of the game fifa. Many players celebrate in the game that they have used on the court.

So Ozil felt the malice brought by this wave of "realism"-his character stood in the wall of people, cowardly becoming a quail.

Probably because Real Madrid's defense team is on the opposite side, Ozil can only have Ronaldo on the left and Hummels on the right.After holding the two people with two arms, he took a few steps back.

Ozil: ...Is the sense of reality a bit exaggerated?

There was no fluctuation in the network, and Beckham, who played very stable, faced the free kick created by his teammates, controlled the game controller, pressed the shooting button, and triggered the special ability of [Full Moon Scimitar].

The football crossed a beautiful arc in the air and broke through De Gea again-oh no, it was Casillas' goal.

De Gea wanted to throw the gamepad.

Casillas wants to turn off the live broadcast.

feel sorry for yourself.

Kaka sighed deeply, really couldn't see it anymore.

"Chris, you and Messi didn't cooperate at all..."

Ronaldo was muttering something that had nothing to do with him, 'That must be Messi'.

"Chris, why don't you add Messi to the group voice..." Kaka persuaded, dumbfounded, "Just because he is not on the voice channel, you still expect him to cooperate well with you?"

"Don't you want to have a tacit understanding with him?"

#噗haha, why do I always feel that there is a problem with Melo's team? Feeling like Messi has been playing single player? #

#Messi feels very lonely and cold#

After listening to Kaka's words, Ronaldo subconsciously turned his head and glanced at Elle Rico, and immediately expressed his loyalty, "I don't have a heart-to-heart with Messi!"

Elery raised his eyebrows, "You don't have any, or you scored those few goals just now."

Ronaldo feels very relieved that his wife trusts him so much, and even the frustration of being scored twice is much less.

Two prompts appeared on Messi's phone:

[You have been pulled into the group chat by Elleric—Melo Team (crossed out) Romey Team]

[There is a group voice, do you want to join? 】

The author has something to say: 1.

Benzema is not here, who will take the blame?

2.

Rooney: Neymar, you kid, listen to me, pass the ball as soon as you are told, you have to listen to the words of the seniors, understand?

Neymar: Senior Rooney, although you are bald, you have not become stronger!Why should I listen to you...

Rooney: I'm going for a hair transplant tomorrow!

3.

Messi: What's the difference between Team Melo and Team Rome and why was it crossed out?

Ronaldo: In order to ensure my position as an attacker, I have to remind Little Al all the time, what Criska, what Rome, what Rogge...