Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

No matter how many times Mourinho complained about Sir Alex Ferguson in his heart, at least Mourinho can be sure that Elle Rico will really transfer at the end of this season.

But why?

Mourinho was puzzled by Monk Zhang Er. He scratched his hair and thought for a long time, and almost bald a piece of his hair by scratching hard.

To say that a high-profile player like Elleric really does not meet Mourinho's "aesthetic" standards for players.But since coming to Real Madrid, Mourinho, who has experienced ups and downs and seen thousands of rivers and mountains, thinks.It really doesn't matter whether it's high-profile or not-as long as the player is easy to use on the court.

For example, Ronaldo is a media black hole in the UK and a media darling in Spain, and he is the most eye-catching one no matter what.But Ronaldo is also the best one to use on the court!

The same goes for Elleric.

After several months of observation by Mourinho, although this kid loves to talk big, it is said that his popularity on the Internet is about to surpass that of Ronaldo, and he still finds news for the media all day long.But as long as he played the game, Manchester United did not lose a game.Not to mention losing, he hasn't been broken through the gate!

How exaggerated is this record?

Mourinho is not one of those who love statistical records. It is not clear whether any goalkeeper can keep such a clean record.Even if it has happened before, Ellery is probably going to step on the shoulders of his predecessors and break the record.

Such a player can still score goals.

Let’s not talk about the goals that can be scored when guarding the goal. Then Lang’s goalkeeping style, I don’t know if it is a characteristic of German goalkeepers.Neuer, who Mourinho has observed before, is also one of the representatives of goalkeeper + defender = goalkeeper.

Obviously, the German goalkeeper Kahn's goalkeeping style was not so sloppy before, why did the German goalkeeper become like this?

If Neuer is the doorman, then Ellery is the doorman.

In the true sense, he can be both a goalkeeper and a striker.

Mourinho's heart that was just about to move was aroused by Sir Alex Ferguson's few words.

For this reason, Mourinho couldn't sleep that night. He always felt that Ferguson was probably fooling him, so he deliberately teased him.But considering Sir Ferguson's character, if he didn't really want to let go of Elery, there's no need to blame him, his old 'enemy'.

What kind of conspiracy is going on here!

Mourinho felt that he could no longer grab his hair like this.

If this continues, I heard from the players a few days ago that Ronaldo wanted to open a hair transplant shop, so Mourinho might have to try his skills first.

Mourinho, who couldn't make his agent feel better about his own pain, called Mendes overnight and successfully affected Mendes' harmonious married life.

Mendez: md

Mendes, who has always been harassed by his players' cash cows in the middle of the night, is the first time that Mourinho has interrupted his normal life.Mendes subconsciously believed that Mourinho must have something very important.

As a result, after answering the phone and listening to Mourinho's series of questions about Sir Ferguson's conspiracy, Mendes' reaction changed from two English letters to four.

mdzz!

"Jose, I heard that Ferguson is considering retirement." Mendes told Mourinho what he had heard from Elle Rico.

"When did it happen? Why didn't I hear about it? How did you know?" Mourinho asked three times.

"Ellery mentioned before that I asked when he wanted to come to Real Madrid. Otherwise, I would not dare to contact Lafayette's people so frequently. Am I not afraid of touching Sir Alex's brow?" Mendes was very aggrieved, and he moved Such a big contact with Real Madrid's top management, does Mourinho think he can do it behind Elery's back?

He is not the kind of idiot agent who doesn't care about the players in his hands for money.

"Then why didn't you tell me?"

"No one can be sure about this news, and Sir Alex didn't announce it. Maybe he won't retire if he can't think about it." Mendes explained a few words, and finally calmed down Mourinho.

"Judging from the fact that Sir Alex sent you a message, it is estimated that Elery is really going to come to Real Madrid." Mendes was excited. Le Rui can send it in, he is really a very powerful manager!

Mourinho snorted coldly, "Master Sir's asking price is a bit high, and Lafayette may not agree to it."

2000 million, for a player under the age of 20?Is it possible?

"Hahahaha, that price must be disgusting to you, sir."

Mendes smiled without style, and didn't mind irritating Mourinho.

"The price can be negotiated, what do you want me to do?"

"Then if I don't see Elle Rico next season, I'm the only one to ask." After saying 'threat', Mourinho hung up the phone and entered his dream safely.In the dream, Mourinho's lineup for next season was all figured out.

And Mendes, whose night activities were interrupted, couldn't find his previous interest, so he could only sleep seriously with his wife in his arms.

The semi-finals and final of the FA Cup are held at Wembley Stadium.

At the same time, Wembley Stadium is also the venue for this year's Champions League final.

In about a month, Manchester United visited Wembley Stadium for the second time, and will visit this large stadium in London, England again in twelve days.

Wembley Stadium was rebuilt in 2007 and put into use again.

The stadium, which broke ground and rebuilt in 03, encountered delays at the beginning due to rising project costs.The construction company at that time was the multiplex company in Australia, which was basically making losses while building.In the end, in 06, the English Football Association paid 3600 million pounds outside the contract to solve the problem of rising costs before the construction was actually completed.

With so much cost, the effect of the construction is naturally worthy of the price.

The new Wembley Stadium is a high-tech stadium with 9 seats and a floating roof.

New Wembley has a 133-meter-high and 315-meter-long arch, which was the longest single-span roof structure in the world at the time, providing a good lighting effect for the stadium-it looks like a rainbow bridge at night.

The seats of the new stadium are relatively loose, and the activity space is relatively large, and the ceiling of the north and south of the stadium is fixed through the design of the arch, so that each seat has a better viewing effect.

The new stadium also set a Guinness record for having 2618 toilets.

When Ellery heard this, he began to think about whether the people who watched the game at the old Wembley before made such an improvement because they were deeply troubled by the problem of holding their urine.

There is a statue of Bobby Moore outside the new Wembley Stadium, the captain who helped England win the World Cup in 1966.

The road from the stadium to the urban area is officially called the White Horse Bridge. It was the first FA Cup in the past few years - the White Horse decisive battle.But the Germans will call this road the Harman Bridge, because the German player was the last to score at the old Wembley Stadium.

New Wembley has a private box that can be used as a conference room, as well as a royal box.Today, these two types of boxes have all been booked out.

Prince William and his younger brother Prince Harry sat in the royal box to watch the game.

Mourinho said that he wanted to observe the players and rubbed against Lafayette's box.Lafayette was quite happy. Before that, Mourinho had never let go of which players he wanted during the transfer period, which made Lafayette feel that he wanted to poach Elle Rico over.Now that Mourinho was able to ask him to borrow a box, it should explain a lot of problems.

And Mendes, who is the agent of Elle Rico, cannot get involved with the bosses and head coaches of other teams in public before the transfer period opens, otherwise it will be bad for the player's reputation.Mendes snuggled into the box of the Greenwald family, enjoying high-end customized food and drinks alone, watching football-feeling that his life has reached its peak.

The mentality of Manchester United's players is very good.

Ten days ago, in the second round of the UEFA Champions League semi-final, they defeated Schalke at Manchester United. Although Real Madrid drew with Barcelona, ​​they could only regret to bid farewell to the Champions League stage because they lost the last game.

This means that in ten days, the Champions League final will still be at Wembley, and the teams attending will be Manchester United and Barcelona.

Wembley's stadium turf was criticized a lot when it was first built.The too slippery turf made the football movement very weird. Irving once slipped while running here, stretched his leg muscles, and rested for almost half a year.Fortunately, Owen, who came to this stadium again during the Community Shield last year, felt that the turf was much better.Otherwise, Owen felt that he was a little psychologically shadowed and dared not play in this game.

It was already the end of the season in May, and Ferguson also euphemistically mentioned in the locker room that if he wins the last two championships this year, he will retire with honor.

You can't wait until you get the Champions League and suddenly tell the players to retire, without giving the players any time to react.

Ferguson is not that cruel. He said this because he hoped to give some players who want to find a home a little time to react.For Sir Alex Ferguson, of course he hopes that none of them will leave and continue to build another glory for Manchester United.But football is a modern industry, and it is very normal for players to transfer.

If you are willing to believe in the successor Sir Ferguson has found, it would be fine to keep it.But if he is willing to choose to fly out of the nest of Manchester United and go to a new place, Ferguson also supports it.

Owen is very aware of what's going on here, so he dare not get injured again at the end of the season.Who knows if the new coach will wait for him to recover and give him a chance?

Moreover, Ellery is going to Real Madrid, and he did not hide from his good brothers. Owen is also worried that if he needs to recuperate his body in the future, will he need food therapy delivered by cross-border express...

Fortunately, the FA Cup ended without any risk, and Manchester United won their fourth championship trophy of the season.

The FA also looked at Manchester United's opponents in the next two rounds of the league, Blackburn and Blackpool, two teams that sound very similar, and felt it was time to discuss whether to give Manchester United a golden trophy. .

Award it, it feels a bit expensive.

And it was awarded to Arsenal at the time because Arsenal was the first undefeated Premier League champion, and Manchester United was the second. Is it necessary to award it?

Don't award it, Manchester United has worked hard for a year, and if the FA Football Association says, 'Sorry, we won't give you the gold trophy', wouldn't it just smash the hearts of everyone in Manchester United to the ground?

Manchester United is the team that will soon play against Barcelona.It is the team that is about to represent Great Britain and win the European Champions Cup!

It was Wembley Stadium that was put into use. It was the first time to host the Champions League final, and it reached the final to support the British football team!

I have to award it...

The Football Association of England is discussing quietly.

Under the 'persuasion' of Lafayette, Mourinho agreed to introduce Elle Rico next season.

Of course, for his own authority, when Mourinho heard the news, he was very calm on the surface, and even a little impatient with the high-level intervention in signings.In fact, in his heart, Mourinho has long been happy.

Levitt ordered more than 100 people to guard the website and prepare to grab tickets. As a result, the tickets for the Champions League final were gone within 1 minute.

This pace of sales is the first in history.

Levitt, who just grabbed 55 tickets, was a little unhappy, but as long as he thought that it must be because of his younger brother's participation in the competition, which made it difficult to get a ticket, he satisfied the proud heart of his good brother.

So Levitt waved his hand and asked Richard to go to the scalper...

Although he himself must be watching the game in a private box, but in order to cheer for his brother, he must grab a joint ticket of at least 500 people in order to show his face on the 9w people's court.

Elleric contacted Rupert Lykoff, who had promised to give away tickets to the Champions League final last time, and personally delivered the tickets with Manchester United participating.

I was so moved that I was very uninhibited on the Internet, but in reality, he looked like an old man who was an English gentleman, holding Elery and crying all the time.

During this process, Lykov's eldest daughter, who liked Elle Rick, almost fainted when she saw her father who wiped his idol's clothes with snot and tears.

She dragged her father tightly, trying to make him give up his position.

She told Dad with her eyes, 'Let go of that male god, let me hug you! '.Too bad Rupert Lykoff didn't hear his daughter at all.

Lykoff patted Elric on the back while crying, telling him to win the championship.

At this time, Ferguson dropped a big bomb in the face of reporters' interviews about "do you have confidence in winning the European championship".

"When Manchester United wins five crowns, I will retire!"

Faced with such a big flag, Guardiola responded immediately, "I think Manchester United cannot live without Sir Alex. On behalf of all Sir Alex fans, I will work hard to prevent Sir Alex from retiring!"

Thinking that if Sir Alex Ferguson doesn't retire, the Elery who got it will fly away, Mourinho said harshly, "According to my (one thousand words omitted) research report, the probability of Manchester United winning the Champions League this time is very high. High. I will be there to support Ferguson's retirement plan!"

What makes Mourinho feel intimate is that Real Madrid's players even stood up to support him.

Real Madrid player: No, we are not supporting you...

Ronaldo: Manchester United will win the championship, if not, I will shave my head.

Kaka: Same as above.

Marcelo: I feel sorry for my shaggy hair, but it's still the same, support Elle Rico!Support Sir Alex Retirement!

Ramos: I can fight even with a bald head!Same as Ronaldo.

Pepe: Same.

Real Madrid player: Pepe, you are bald! !

Former Real Madrid and Manchester United player Beckham: I believe I will not have a day when I shave my head.

Former Real Madrid, now Manchester United player Owen: Because of so much hair, Manchester United will also win the championship!

Rooney: I will definitely work hard and will not let anyone stop Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement plan!

adgcd: Rooneyro Speaking of hair, Chris has invested in a hair transplant shop, do you want to try it?

Rooney: qaq

The author has something to say: 1.

Rooney: Hmph, why did you shave your head and support us, it's all to advertise your store!

Ronaldo: It's not that I don't have it, I don't need hair transplants, I grow pretty fast myself!

2.

Ronaldo really invested in a hair transplant shop in Madrid, but this year... I set it up ahead of schedule.

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