After I wore it back, I became immortal

Li Ya stared unsteadily at the head placed in the courier box on the ground.

The human head is fixed in the courier box and cannot move. Only the eyes rotate in the eye sockets like two black gemstones, giving people a sense of wit and eccentricity.In addition, the human head also has a head of jet black and smooth long hair, even though most of it is curled up at the bottom.

Li Ya glanced at the head again, and found that the other person's facial features were harmonious and handsome, but his face was discounted by the look of disdain in everyone's eyes.

"What are you that can talk?" Li Ya squatted next to the express box and asked curiously at the head without thinking for a long time.

There was no mention of taking the head out of the courier box.

"You are the thing, I don't talk to ugly monsters." The head gave him a contemptuous glance.

Li Ya suppressed his anger, stretched out his hand and pulled off two hairs on the top of the head, dissatisfied: "You are so ugly, you are a monster without a body."

He plucked two hairs from the human head, and his angry eyes glowed green immediately, and he said angrily: "Who said I have no body, my body is not here, I am here for plastic surgery, who are you? If you are ugly The guy who gave me plastic surgery, I think it’s better to forget it, I don’t agree with your skills just because of your appearance.”

The head said his purpose in a few words, but Li Ya was ashamed and angry. Looking at the other party's beautiful hair, he couldn't help but think of his bald head that had been plucked. At that moment, a familiar and pleasantly surprised voice sounded from behind,

"Plastic plastic surgery? You actually sent the head here." Pu Tongren pushed away Li Ya who was blocking his view, looked condescendingly into the delivery box, and tried his best to look up at his head.

"Who are you?" Rentou just asked at the beginning, his scalp tightened, and his eyes suddenly raised.

Not long after, he had a face-to-face exchange with Pu Tongren.

When the head saw Pu Tongren, his eyes froze for a moment, but soon he was very happy, his eyes slightly slanted and he said proudly to Pu Tongren: "You have a good face, but the human skin won't last long if you tear it off." So , "Where's the beautician? I want to take care of your face."

The head's eyes rolled, looking for the target person.

Pu Tongren's eyes dimmed, and before he could speak, the head was suddenly snatched from his hand.

Turning her head to look subconsciously, she saw Hao Yaoyan fiercely pinching the head with her right hand, but the head no longer looked down on the head, only frightened and restless.

What's more, Pu Tongren also saw a trace of awe from his face...

"Ho ho~" The head has no hands, no body, and can't resist, so Hao Yaoyan can only let Hao Yaoyan pinch his chin. If it wasn't for Pu Tongren's fear that he would crush the other party, and he had no way to cultivate, he really didn't want to let his mouth go so easily. Bitch head.

"Let go." Pu Tongren put his hand on the back of Hao Yaoyan's.

Hao Yaoyan turned her head and looked at him quietly, without any emotion in her eyes, but said aggrievedly, "I don't like him."

Pu Tongren: ...I didn't make you like me either?

"Well, I don't like it either." Pu Tongren coaxed him with soft eyes.

Wronged, coax!

Not happy, but coaxing!

If you are angry, you have to coax!

Otherwise, if he gets sick, where can he get medicine for him?

"Since Tongtong doesn't like it, how about letting him disappear?" Hao Yaoyan stared at the head as if he was looking at a dead object, and the head rolled his eyes on the spot in shock.

"No!" Pu Tongren didn't want to refuse, turned to Hao Yaoyan's suspicious eyes, and said with a big head: "He is my first plastic surgery business, I can teach him a lesson, but I can't ruin it."

Hao Yaoyan was puzzled, and said in amazement: "The plastic surgery business?"

"Yeah." Pu Tongren rescued the head that was about to be crushed from his hands, and then casually lifted the head's hair and said to him coldly: "But it is still possible to teach a lesson."

"How dare you." Rentou suffocated, and shut his mouth fearfully under Hao Yaoyan's warning eyes.

"Why don't I dare?" He didn't finish speaking, it doesn't mean that Pu Tongren didn't know what he was going to say, he looked at him amusedly, a ball of fire burst out of his palm and rushed to the head quickly.

Hearing the miserable screams and curses from the head, Pu Tongren's expression became a little colder, and the thought of wanting to fight quickly was completely gone.

Li Ya looked at the blue fire in Pu Tongren's hand with trepidation and anxiety, he became nervous, and with a 'swish', he changed back to his original form, and quickly put the iron pot on his head.

Don't dare to look at it, it's really terrible, the little ancestor is really fierce.

Thinking about it, he secretly took out his phone from under his body, and simply sent a message with his duck paw.

After falling asleep, Bai Yi, who was convening a meeting of the monster clan and preparing to do a big job, tapped the phone on the conference table against the gaze of the group of monsters.

The letter is from Li Ya.

"Patriarch, just treat me as Li Ya dead, I don't think I may survive tomorrow."

Bai Yi:? ?

Thinking that he was looking for a reason not to do anything again, Bai Yi replied unhappily: "Don't forget, you still owe so much debt, if you let other monsters know the stupid things you did, do you think you can still gain a foothold in the monster clan? "

Li Ya shivered and lay under the pot, with the painful groaning/groaning of people's heads getting lower and lower in his ears, "I won't survive tomorrow, so I care about these?"

Bai Yi sensed something was wrong, and asked in a calm tone, "What happened?"

Li Ya: "Listen. (Voice)"

Bai Yi looked at the voice on the phone for only ten seconds, and clicked on it under the suspicious eyes of a table of big monsters.

However, he listened for a long time, but he didn't hear any sound. Bai Yi, who thought that Li Ya was playing with him, suddenly felt a strong anger.

"One second he was still talking to me alive, and the next second he was burned to slag." Li Ya was still terrified.

"I asked you to stare at the gatekeeper, but I didn't ask you to do anything else. You can't even stare at people? I don't believe that if you don't do anything, they will kill you!" Bai Yi was so angry that his stomach hurt.

He flicked the phone, ignoring that idiot.

But the notification sound of new news later made him unable to resist picking up his phone.

"I saw another human gatekeeper yesterday..."

Bai Yi's expression changed and he stood up abruptly, ignoring the dissatisfaction of the other monsters, and typed in short breaths.

"Who? Where? Are you sure?"

"It seems to be called Rong Zhen. It's next door to my duck shop. By the way, the imprint of his door is black..." Li Ya lay down on the ground recalling, while earnestly typing.

Until the top of his head lit up, he looked at Pu Tongren foolishly, and then his eyes fell on Pu Tongren's right hand.

In the next second, Li Ya pointed at the head with more delicate features than before in shock, and was speechless for a long time.

"He, he, he..." Li Ya stammered, looking at the listless head, and then at the indifferent Pu Tongren.

"Didn't he be burned and burned?"

Unexpectedly, when the head heard it, it immediately sounded like a gunpowder keg that had been ignited, and the voice was sharp, "You just burned out, does the ugly monster want to die?"

"How do you talk?" Pu Tongren glanced at the head threateningly.

Seeing him, Rentou thought of what happened just now, his eyes showed an irresistible look of horror, and his mouth closed instantly.

"Well, since you have already fixed my face, I, I should go back." After a while, Ren Tou finally couldn't help but said.

"Don't you take a look at your face?" Pu Tongren asked and said, "If you feel dissatisfied after looking at it, I can help you modify it here for free."

After saying that, Pu Tongren took out the mirror and put it on the ground, then he held his hair close to the mirror.

The human head is forced to come face to face with the 'self' in the mirror.

When he saw the unfamiliar yet familiar face in the mirror, he was stunned for a moment, and half a minute later, two blushes suddenly appeared on his white jade-like face.

"This is me?" The head looked dazed, a little hard to believe that the indistinguishable beauty in the mirror was him.

Seeing him like this, Pu Tongren knew he was satisfied.

"Why am I so good-looking?" The man's eyes were full of spring, if he hadn't been carried by someone, he would have jumped on the mirror and kneeled and licked himself.

Pu Tongren: ...

Letting go of his hand in disgust, Rentou lived up to his expectations and hopped close to the mirror, admiring his own beauty without blinking his eyes.

Especially when he admired it and sighed from time to time.

Until the mirror couldn't help but sneer.

"Please respect yourself and turn around, the most perfect and dazzling person in the world today is the one behind you, not you!" So stop licking!

But Ren Tou ignored it, and said confidently: "I am the most beautiful, and I don't accept rebuttals."

Seeing his dead state, Pu Tongren couldn't resist kicking him away.

"Ah—" The head flew out and hit the wall, then bounced back immediately.

It just bounced back, and my temper returned to before, "What are you doing?" the man yelled at Putong in a dizzy state.

"Now, tell me the secret you want to tell me." Pu Tongren stepped on his face, revealing his mouth alone, with a cold expression full of sternness.

The pupil-less eyeballs on the human head shrunk, and then struggled: "Secretly, you ask the agent system, why are you asking me?"

Pu Tongren's body leaned forward suddenly, and as a result, the strength under his feet became heavier.

"I thought you were an agent system." He approached the human head and said softly under the red-haired eyes.

The head was startled, and he looked at him as if he didn't understand why he was wronged and said: "I'm not, I'm not an agent system, I'm just a substitute for the system, really! If you don't believe me, you can ask the agent system."

He emphasized it again and again, and even a few crocodile tears gathered in his eyes, looking very pitiful.

At least Li Ya couldn't bear to look directly at the cell phone hidden under his belly.

"Really?" Pu Tongren didn't let go of his head, his eyes were cold and emotionless.

"Give me the 481 phone."

481, who had been trying to steal the soup all the time, was called out suddenly, and his hands and feet panicked.

After finally handing over the phone to Pu Tongren, he received a warning from the other party, "Pay attention to your identity!"

481 was in pain and complained with his eyes, "Do you want to take away even my hobby?"

Pu Tong looked back: "If you say that, I'll call Zheng Weiguo later and dismiss the cook."

481: "The soup belongs to Hao Yaoyan, I will supervise him to finish it all, don't worry."

Hao Yaoyan held the casserole that she had only drank half of the soup, touched her swollen stomach, took two steps forward and took Pu Tongren's hand to rub her belly twice.

"Up!" He looked at Pu Tongren innocently and longingly.

The soft touch on the bottom of the hand stopped Pu Tongren's urge to shake his hand, so that he rubbed it a few more times with Hao Yaoyan, hesitantly said:

"If you really can't drink it..."

Hao Yaoyan waited nervously and expectantly for his next words.

"You go down for activities and then come up to drink." Pu Tongren said thoughtfully.

Hao Yaoyan: ...

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