[Comprehensive] Since I took over the ancestors of the Honmaru

Ninja Yuuji knew early on what kind of dog Tsurumaru was.

Silicone fake breasts, broken apples, men's restrooms for cute girls with big carvings, I have all the parts you have... No, he dare not recall the miserable black history of being spoofed, let alone face the experience of shattering three views.

It was him, Sayuri Midnight, who deceived his pure youthful heart.

For a long time, he was full of fear about "making a girlfriend". He was afraid that after holding hands, kissing, cuddling and showing affection, he would find that "girlfriend" not only entered the men's toilet, but also Take out a thing like him.

Yaoshou!

Fortunately, such wonderful works as "Sayuri" are rare after all.After struggling for more than three months, I finally got out of the shadows and started to enjoy the sweet love journey again.

He turned back into an amorous "prodigal son". He changed his girlfriend every few months and broke up peacefully every time.

It's just that the girlfriend I'm dating now is a real lady.

A month ago, Renzu fell in love with her unruly and willful temper; a month later, Renzu had enough of her nagging jealousy.

She treated him as her own private property, interfering too much in his private space, influencing his daily life of making friends, and even bullying his ex-girlfriends in many ways.

He told her that a breakup is a breakup, and don't disturb other people's lives.

She scolded him angrily, and after breaking up, you still think about how other people's life is going, do you still have her in your heart?

Shinobu: ...

What else?

The two quarreled, broke out, had a cold war, and finally broke up?

No==

On the contrary, just because Renzu helped his ex-girlfriend more or less, and the eldest lady's eyeliner is all over the campus... The result can only be a vicious cycle!

Does Missy love him?

Do not……

All she loves is the feeling that "Ninjazu is all mine".Because she is the eldest lady, everything about her has to be unique, and no one can touch her.

Yushi Ninzu's relationship has capsized. He is the first date of the eldest lady. As soon as he proposes to "break up", the eldest lady can cut her belly with a fruit knife, jump from the top of the building, and swallow a whole bottle of sleeping pills.

Shinobu: ...

He has never seen such a battle ==

He originally wanted to wait for the eldest lady to become more mature and rational before discussing the matter of breaking up in a serious manner.

Unexpectedly, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes. After such a long time, he unexpectedly met the man who gave him endless nightmares—Sayuri!

"She" was wearing Bingdi's school uniform, standing there gracefully.Even if this stunningly beautiful face turns to ashes, he will not admit his mistake!

The bewilderment in the first second, the panic in the second, the stiffness in the third...

Up to now, after "Sayuri" uttered the words "he is my boyfriend", she couldn't help but want to hug his thigh and beg him to shut up crying bitterly!

ancestors!Little ancestor!I beg you!I beg you to shut up!

It's a pity that Shinozu's brainwaves are separated from Tsurumaru's receiver by a galaxy.Not only did Tsurumaru not get the "pleading" eyes of Ninjutsu, but he turned to deal with the girl around him wholeheartedly.

In all fairness, the girl next to me was pretty.

With wavy pink hair, crystal-clear purple eyes, a delicate face and a well-proportioned figure, it's no wonder that she is a "Miss".

But who is Tsurumaru, Tsurumaru is the bottom boss of the Cowherd shop!How can a little girl be able to hold on to the means of overturning dozens of rich women in one night!

With just one sentence, the other party was almost killed. The eyes of the ice emperors were wide open, and the onlookers were amazed.

The eldest lady roared: "I've been dating him for three months! I'm his real girlfriend, and all the Ice Emperors know it!"

Tsurumaru scratched his head: "I met him more than half a year ago... He said he is my boyfriend, and my whole family knows it."

Yes, he mentioned the "boyfriend" thing in Honmaru, of course the whole family knew about it.

Holding his heart with his feet, he felt that he needed a quick-acting heart-rescuing pill!

Ice Emperors: ...

Half a year?The whole family?God, have you seen your parents?

I've met my parents and I keep getting girlfriends, Yuuji Ninzu, you're such a piece of trash!

Missy: "Half a year ago? You are talking nonsense! Which of Renzu's girlfriends can maintain a relationship for more than half a year!"

Tsurumaru: "Ninzuzu's girlfriend... Of course, the girlfriend can't keep the relationship for more than half a year." He is a boyfriend.

Little do they know that this phrase "his girlfriend" directly established Tsurumaru's status as "the main palace".

"She" seems to have become a broad-minded Mistress Ninzu, adopting a tolerant and generous attitude towards her "husband"'s fancy intestines.

That's right, Renzu's girlfriend is just a "girlfriend".And "she" Whirlpool Crane is Renzu's true palace, the destined goddess, and her sure "wife"!

Missy: ...

Ice Emperors: ...

Ren Zu stood in place, bathed in the eyes of "You are so strong, Ren Zu", "You are so awesome, Ren Zu", "The colorful flags are fluttering outside, and the red flag inside is not falling", "How did you do it, Ren Zu"... , Stiff all over!

The eldest lady became more frustrated and courageous: "Do you know who I am? I am the eldest lady of the 'Ando' family!"

Tsurumaru: "Ando?"

The eldest lady was triumphant: "Heh, our Ando chaebol owns the largest electronics company in Japan, involving dozens of fields, and has a profound foundation. How can a woman from a small family like you be able to match it!"

Tsurumaru suddenly asked irrelevantly: "Who are you, this woman with the same surname as yours named 'Tamako'?"

Missy: "Tamako Ando! She is my mother! She is a master of tea ceremony recognized throughout Japan, a fashion designer praised by European dukes, she is..."

Tsurumaru: "I met your mother at the Cowherd's shop."

Missy: ...

Shinobu: ...

Ice Emperors: ...

As if the matter wasn't big enough, Tsurumaru's face was filled with a small gleam: "She spends money very well! She spent 500 million yen all at once, just to let Mitsuzai talk to her!"

The eldest lady went crazy: "You are talking nonsense!"

Her father and her mother have such a good relationship!How could her mother go to the Cowherd's shop to find a man!

I have to say that Tsurumaru is full of poison, and it took the young lady into the ditch in two or three strokes ==

"I'm not talking nonsense, I saw it with my own eyes." Tsurumaru blinked, "Guangzai's appearance fee is very high, Mrs. Ando must order him every time he goes, and he is already a frequent visitor."

Guangzai, how does "she" know the name of Cowherd so well, and she saw it with her own eyes, no nonsense, could it be, could it be that this one is also the owner who often visits the Cowherd's shop?

Moreover, Mrs. Ando must order him, and he is still a regular customer...

You can only say the word "regular customer" if you see it often.

Going to the cowherd shop is a luxurious pastime.Those who can afford to visit the Cowherd's shop and spend a lot of money must be the upper class!

In this way, "Whirlpool Crane" is probably also the daughter of a high-class family... That's right, if she is really a commoner, she may not be able to enter the Ice Emperor.

After dispelling the identity issue of the whirlpool crane, and then digging into every word that "she" said—hey, the amount of information is astonishingly large!

For some reason, I always feel that Ninzu-kun and Patriarch Ando are glowing green!

The ice emperors crazily eat melons, and the eldest lady has a hideous face!

She still caressing about it, she must kill the little bitch Whirlpool Crane today!

The eldest lady has repeatedly defeated and fought repeatedly: "Oh, even if it is really... so what? It is an honor for a noble woman like my mother to condescend to talk to a few cowherds!"

Tsurumaru: "Yeah, I'm really honored, your mother's money is very easy to cheat... Oh no, it's easy to earn."

Missy: ...

Shinobu: ...

Ice Emperors: ...

No, wait, shut up!Missy is about to explode!

The eldest lady was trembling all over, and she was so angry: "What do you mean? What do you want!"

Tsurumaru said sincerely, "I want to be your friend."

The eldest lady sneered: "Be friends?" In the end, it was another person who wanted to curry favor with her!

Tsurumaru nodded honestly: "The daughter of a rich woman must be a rich woman in the future. To find a rich woman, you must start with a baby."

Missy: ...

Shinobu: ...

Ice Emperors: ...

They all said "It's over"!

Uzumaki Tsuruko, Yushi Ninozu's official girlfriend who "has met his parents in a real way", fell in love with Yushi Ninaku's real girlfriend on the first day of enrolling in Ice Emperor, and successfully pissed her off!

The Ando chaebol's family has a big business, as long as Miss Ando gives an order, isn't that crane...

However, the facts tell them, don't worry about nothing.

Whirlpool Crane, this woman is unfathomable, even if the hatred value of the entire support club is stabilized, she can still make waves ==

The eldest lady has never targeted any ex-girlfriends again, and since she entered the ice emperor in the whirlpool, she has devoted herself to the great cause of messing with cranes.

It's just that there are thousands of people who hate people, but only one truth.

The eldest lady is going to send the licking dog Yi Er San to disgust Tsurumaru.

She didn't need them to do anything, as long as she glanced lewdly at "Hezi" from time to time during the meal.

This is a subtle sexual harassment. If "Hezi" is a decent woman, she will be depressed sooner or later.

But this approach is very subtle and specious. If she asks others for help, she will probably be considered as self-indulgent, relying on her beauty to think that the whole world likes her.

It would be even better if "Hezi" was an unscrupulous woman!They flirted with each other several times, and she didn't have to worry about finding evidence that she was stepping on two boats.

Ha ha.

At that time, it was time for dinner in the cafeteria.

The "Whirlpool Crane", who became famous in World War I, was directly rejected by the support club. Even at lunch time, he sat alone in a corner of the cafeteria.

Countless eyes looked at "her" without a trace, but Tsurumaru was not annoyed at all, instead he opened a hearty bento and began to eat it with gusto.

Not long after, three malevolent teenagers sat in front of Tsurumaru on the left, those three pairs of eyes swept the long legs under Tsurumaru's school uniform skirt, one, two, three...

Hey, these legs are so white, so long, and so beautiful!

It was originally based on harassment, but after looking at it, the three teenagers turned into the ditch by themselves.

Tsurumaru was eating sushi and glanced at them, but the other party didn't respond.

Tsurumaru followed their gazes down, swayed, and swayed onto his lap.

Tsurumaru was blessed to the heart and suddenly realized.

He moved his legs slightly, and his left leg slowly moved closer to his right leg... The eyes of the three teenagers moved slowly along with the long legs, the shrinking necks stretched longer and longer, and the buttocks moved away from the seat. Raised an inch, two inches, three inches...

That pair of snow-white long legs shyly and timidly close together, close together, close together.The surrounding air seemed to be hot and dry, making people feel suffocated, stuffy, and commotional.

Boy A picked up the milk, Boy B sucked up the iced drink, Boy C opened the water glass——

The critical value of Tsurumaru's troubles suddenly exploded, and suddenly, those long legs that should have merged opened suddenly!Stretched the entire Ice Empress school uniform skirt!

The sitting posture of the big horse, the wild and terrifying scale, and the sudden critical blow completely exposed the pure white men's boxers under the skirt!

The plump shape, the raised outline, and the obvious sensuality all told them—this is a man!It's a man!It's a man!

Boy A: "Pfft!" The milk gushes out from the nostrils.

Boy B: "Pfft!" The ice drink was sucked directly through the nostrils.

Boy C: "Pfft!" Clear water poured on his pants, soaking a lot of them.

Immediately afterwards, the three pathetic teenagers coughed violently, curled up on the table as if they were dying, and rolled under the table, trembling from the choking, their faces turned pale, and their brains were starved of oxygen...

Not long after--

"This one is foaming at the mouth, it's epilepsy! Send it to the doctor!"

"This one is overbreathing, the heart is not good! Send it to the doctor!"

"Is this urinary incontinence, cerebral palsy? Send him to the doctor!"

In the end, the three who were suspected of "illness" rolled their eyes and were sent to the hospital.

Tsurumaru: ...If I knew they were sick, I wouldn't scare them.

Today's Tsurumaru, my conscience hurts!

Tsurumaru successfully knocked out three tragic teenagers, and received a "love letter" from the Ninja Support Club, which roughly means "after school today, we will meet on the roof and jump off a building".

"Whirlpool Crane" means that we have no opponents in front of us, and we are happy to attend the appointment.

When Tsurumaru arrived at the rooftop, he saw more than [-] girls staring at him fiercely, one with a camera, one with a video camera, and the rest sneered and stared at his body with malicious intent.

"Come on, let's take off her clothes and take a good photo!"

"Hee hee, just to see what she looks like, she can actually make Senior Renzu fascinated."

"Yeah, there are not many 'braves' who can make the eldest lady angry!"

The girls stretched out their claws, getting closer and closer to Tsurumaru.

As the bottom boss of the Niulang shop, Tsurumaru has always adhered to the belief of "selling art but not selling oneself". Seeing a group of girls wanting to take advantage of him but not paying for it, how could he agree.

Tsurumaru: "Actually, I just went to the toilet and didn't wash my hands."

The girls paused.

Tsurumaru: "This is not the most important thing, but - when I went to the toilet, I found that I didn't bring paper."

Girls: ...

Tsurumaru stretched out his golden right hand and platinum left hand, on which there is still yellow mud that he digs earthworms and throws into the fountain pond to feed the fish ==

Girls: ...

They seemed calm but took a big step backward in horror!

Tsurumaru's eyes lit up, and the value of causing trouble broke through the critical point, exploding in minutes!

He stretched out his long legs, pushed back the roof door, and closed it heavily.That loud "bang", like the knell of death, exploded in the hearts of all the girls, and they couldn't help but hug each other tightly.

Tsurumaru: "Since you are going to strip my clothes, then I don't do anything, it seems that I am sorry for your invitation."

He stretched out his hand like an eagle's claw: "Let me see who is so lucky to be the toilet paper I hold in the palm of my hand!"

"Ahhh-"

The high-decibel female voice sounded terrified on the rooftop, frightening the crows on the playground to flap their wings and fly away.

However, the roof door was closed and the students had all gone back. There was only so much room to escape, so where else could they go?

"No, don't! Butterfly!"

"Please don't come here!"

"I was wrong! Don't touch me!"

The situation was suddenly reversed, and more than [-] girls looked like little chickens, being chased by the troublemaker cranes and scurrying all over the roof.

Tsurumaru excitedly raised his hands full of yellow mud, and said with a smile, "Come on, come on! Play with me!"

"Ahhh!"

There is nothing worse than this ==

In the early morning of the next day, the "heads" of the Ninja Foot Support Club asked for leave one after another, saying that yesterday they wrote a "colorful manuscript" for the eldest lady all night, and because they were weak and had a high fever and fell into a coma, they had to receive treatment in the hospital for a period of time.

Missy: ...

Ice Emperors: ...

That’s not counting, the most ruthless thing is——

Atobe, who had been out of the country for a few days, returned to Bingdi and found that there were twisted earthworms floating in the well-built fountain pool on the campus, and part of the yellow mud sank at the bottom of the pool.

A few saltwater fish from outside died on their stomachs in the fresh water, and the fish eyes were still emitting a strange light.

Trace Department: ...

Falk!Don't let me find you!

……

Honmaru, where the space-time compass is placed, layers of golden light flicker and sway like water waves.The tunnel with thousands of stars rotating suddenly opened, and two men jumped out of it one after the other, and landed firmly on the ground.

Yaoken lived up to his trust and successfully met Ashura with his "token".

I still remember that the newly appointed leader of the "Ninja sect" locked himself in the room, and sighed deeply while rubbing an old fishing rod.

When he saw him, Asura's eyes were gloomy, gloomy, and full of deep sorrow that couldn't be resolved, until he found the "token" in his hand...

After learning that Indra was still alive and that he hadn't killed his brother by mistake, the young man in his early twenties finally "lived".

Asura: "I just want to make sure...he's still alive and doing well. After that, I won't disturb his life."

Yaoyan didn't say much, just smiled.

To be honest, when you see Indra and those two children again, do you still want to run away?Want to run, can you run again?

Asura is a handsome guy with single eyelids and honey-colored skin. He looks more masculine than Indra, who has a melon-faced face and fair skin.

However, he always seems to be a little... unreliable ==

For example, now, when Yaoken brought Asura to Indra's main pill and informed the goalkeeper's purpose, he was finally put in it.

Following the sound, Ashura came to a courtyard quietly, held his breath and stood in a hidden corner, secretly looking at his elder brother in the courtyard.

He knew that his elder brother didn't want to see him, and he also knew that his elder brother was full of hatred for him, so he just watched from afar...

only--

Indra smiled: "Come on, Sasuke, don't just eat tomatoes, eat something else, open your mouth!"

Sasuke:  …

Indra bluffed: "Look at Naruto, he's never picky about food, he's much easier to raise than you."

Naruto: "Actually, I want to eat..." ramen.

Indra is noble and cold: "No, you don't want to."

Naruto:……

Indra said softly: "After dinner, I will teach you how to practice calligraphy."

Naruto X Sasuke: "Yes!"

Indra: "When training, add more clothes, be careful of the cold."

Naruto X Sasuke: "Yes!"

Indra: "Drink a glass of milk later to grow taller."

"Yes!"

Asura: ...

He retreated with all three views shattered, and firmly grasped Yaoken's shoulder.

"Then, is that my brother?"

Fuck!That man with a gentle face like a good wife and mother is actually the brother who beat him to death a month ago!

really? !

The author has something to say: PS: Tsurumaru: Going to school is fun, I want to keep going to school!

Shinobu: Please!Quit school!

Tsurumaru: No way!

Shinozu: ...Okay, then I'll drop out ==

So, that year, the Ice Emperor National Competition did not even enter the top five ==