You may not believe it when you say it [Comprehensive]

"Well, so Accelerator was rejected by one party, but in the end he didn't have the ability to seize the other party?"

Dazai's thoughtful voice came from the room separated by a wall, and he found a changing room in the teaching area of ​​the Ability Department to change his wet clothes, while Sakuragawa waited at the door for him to come out.

"Yeah, one party seems to think this is quite serious."

"Oh? What did he say?"

"Well... I said a lot, but I can't understand."

Dazai didn't criticize her, but asked: "Does it mean that it's either because the result of the decision to reject or not changes quickly, or because you don't think it's rejecting you psychologically?"

"...If you don't know Mr. Zai, you can call and communicate with one party directly." Sakura Chuan felt that this was beyond her perceptible domain.

"Hahahaha... I will go."

The door opened, Dazai had already changed his clothes, and the hair on his forehead became much drier. His brown eyes were bent, and some light was stored, and he looked at Sakuragawa, "But not now."

Sakuragawa: "..."

She stared at Dazai blankly, and the latter just cooperated and let him stare.

"Could it be..." Sakuragawa hesitantly spat out the words, "Is there some kind of magic in that river?"

"Like?"

"Will you become more clowny after soaking?"

Dazai corrected with a constant smile: "... If you want to praise me for being handsome, Xiaojian, I don't have to force myself to speak idioms."

Sakuragawa: "I still feel that a beast in clothes is more..."

"Okay let's go."

Dazai interrupted her directly, and turned around decisively, looking like a heartbroken man.

He stepped out, and Ying Chuan automatically followed.

Dazai: "Speaking of which, before I met you, you were losing your memory."

Sakuragawa: "I'm also losing my memory now."

Dazai: "So the name was chosen by Rinya-kun? It sounds nice~"

Sakuragawa shook her head, and her expression didn't change when she mentioned Linye: "I remember this name, and I forgot everything else."

"This name is actually very artistic when you take it apart..."

Dazai was copying his pockets, his deep voice seemed to be reciting some beautiful haiku, "I can see you in the river of cherry blossoms."

Sakuragawa's eyes lit up: "Then Mr. Dazai's name is—Madam, Zaizai, Healer!"

"..."

"It fits perfectly with Mr. Dazai's continuous suicide situation!"

Dazai pinched his chin and said very elegantly: "Although there seems to be a little truth in it, it still makes people feel a little uncomfortable."

Sakuragawa was startled: "Unhappy?"

"Yeah~" Dazai nodded, "It's like the kind of unhappiness that wants to teach you a little lesson... Could this be also due to Rinya-kun?"

Sakuragawa: "..."

Sakuragawa: "No, Lin also felt that I owed a lesson from the very beginning."

"puff."

Sakuragawa's face was blank, and he finally showed a little displeasure, but whether this emotion was caused by recalling some inappropriate memories, or simply because of the person involved in the words—or both, it is unclear. And know.

Because she quickly changed the subject on her own initiative: "Mr. Dazai, why didn't you arrange me in the supernatural department?"

"Huh?" Dazai blinked, not quite understanding, "Is there anything wrong with personality science?"

Ying Chuan said angrily: "Without you!"

"...It's not good to be too dependent on me."

If I remember correctly, this should be the first time that Osamu Dazai said that Sakuragawa relied on him through his own mouth.

As if he had been wronged, Yingchuan pursed his lips unconsciously, showing a look of forbearance and unbearable to be bullied: "Are you going to throw me away too?"

"Huh? This is actually... Ah, I was wrong, I was wrong."

Seeing the girl's expression so pitiful that he was about to cry, Dazai's sudden turn was not at all abrupt. He immediately raised his hands to express his surrender, and then patted the girl's head very familiarly, looking like a big brother next door. The good guy looks began to comfort people.

"Your ability is unstable, and you don't belong to any specific system. The training of the Ability Department is indeed not as orthodox and adjusted as that of the Personality Department...well, gentle. And the Ability Department is actually used as a barrier."

Dazai looked down at her gently: "Besides, didn't you find me?"

"..."

Sakuragawa gripped the fabric at Dazai's waist sullenly, "Let's go buy a mobile phone."

Knowing that Sakuragawa meant to ask him to buy a new mobile phone, Dazai comforted him: "That's not urgent, we still have one more important thing to do now."

"What's the matter..." Sakura Chuan seemed uninterested, and muttered in a small voice, "Otherwise, what should I do if I can't find you again... Well, so, why can't I live with Mr. Dazai ah?"

The last sentence was played at a normal volume, and Sakuragawa turned his gaze away, waiting for Dazai's reply seriously.That posture was quite unstoppable, and his eyes were full of seriousness.

——If you don't answer her, even if you don't cry out on the spot, you may violently bite someone.

Therefore, Dazai took a rare and serious attitude, put his hands on Sakuragawa's shoulders, and looked at her very seriously:

"About this question, I will ask Xiongying to arrange a general knowledge class for you."

"……Oh."

"Ok!"

"...Mr. Dazai, are you going around the corner and saying that I don't understand common sense?"

"this matter--"

"I feel like life is hopeless."

Sakura Chuan squatted down on the spot, hugging his arms and curled up into a ball, "I'm going to starve myself to death now!"

"..."

"..."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Dazai held his belly and let out a laugh that was even more insane than insane. His delicate face was laughing until afterimages appeared, and it was a little blurred. In just a few seconds, he even laughed until he choked and coughed.

Ying Chuan was very dissatisfied, and shouted at him viciously: "What are you doing!! What are you laughing at!!"

"I see you hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...the most weak threat I have ever heard in my life is the one just now hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Dazai held his forehead and shook his head, as if laughing until he was out of oxygen: "Ah... You are so cute when I meet you..."

Sakuragawa: "..."

Sakuragawa: "For the first time, I feel that I am not very happy to be praised by you."

She expressed her true emotions indifferently, and found that Dazai still didn't pay enough attention to it, so she simply stood up angrily, and went to hold Dazai's hand: "Stop laughing!"

"Okay, don't laugh."

Dazai actually restrained himself in an instant, and his face-changing skill was so profound that Sakuragawa was dumbfounded.

The two looked at each other for two seconds.

Dazai: "Poof—"

Sakuragawa: "Aren't you going to laugh?!"

Half a street away, Sakuragawa still looked unhappy, puffed up, his cheeks swelled up very real, Dazai couldn't help poking him.

"!!"

Sakuragawa reached out and patted Dazai's hand away, "I'm still angry!"

"Then you look to the right?"

Dazai stretched out his hand and pointed to the front right.

"What... um? A mobile phone shop?" Sakura Chuan was taken aback.

Looking back, I saw Dazai with a predictable expression on his face: "Didn't you say you want to buy a mobile phone?"

Sakura Chuan immediately jumped up: "Let's go!"

After Dazai bought the mobile phone and got the calling card, Sakuragawa's bad mood had completely dissipated. She asked the clerk if there was such a waterproof protective bag, and at the same time made a solemn statement to Dazai: "Don't live together. That's fine, but Mr. Dazai must make sure I can find you, otherwise I won't be able to live a good life."

"..."

Sakura Chuan nodded, as if giving himself affirmation of confidence and courage: "I'm serious."

Dazai's brown pupils turned half a circle around the lower eyelids, and his eyes fell back on Sakuragawa's face: "Let me guess, which TV series' lines are these?"

Sakuragawa: "..."

Sakuragawa: "Can't you cooperate with me?"

"Hahahaha." Dazai was laughing again, I don't know if it was because he was in a good mood today, or because of Sakuragawa's behaviors that always made him smile, "Okay, I will remember."

"Although your tone is very perfunctory, who told me to do nothing about you."

Dazai reminded with a calm expression: "This line is not very good, it is used too much."

"Hmm..." Sakura Chuan frowned and thought, "I will wait for you to come back?"

"A tragedy?"

"It's a comedy." Sakura Chuan tilted his head and introduced the plot, "After saying this, the hero and heroine will be together."

"..."

Dazai patted her head casually.

It's a bit like petting a pet, and it's like treating a child.

The movements are gentle.

Sakuragawa got the waterproof bag as he wished, and handed it to Dazai quite complacently, raising his jaw slightly like an elementary school student who has done a good deed and is eager to be praised.

Dazai also cooperated and said: "Xiaojian, I'm really thoughtful~"

Sakuragawa is in a better mood.

"However... such a useful tool as a mobile phone will fail..." She stretched out her fingers to calculate something, and said in a low voice, "Well... just in case..."

Dazai looked over curiously: "What are you doing, Mimi?"

"It counts the days."

Sakuragawa was not on guard against him, and answered very simply.

"Number of days?"

Dazai raised his eyebrows, noticing her outstretched fingers, he narrowed his eyebrows, and then smiled lightly.

"By the way, Mr. Dazai, did you just say that there is something important?"

Sakuragawa, who was still holding up his fingers, turned his head and looked at him. Due to the height difference, when he raised his neck, a small piece of white skin like jade and the line of sight that filled the figure of the person in front of him seemed to be the most sudden and profound reflection. In an instant, it shines into the bottom of people's hearts.

"We're going to meet someone."

"I know you, right?"

"No, it's my ex-partner."

Dazai paused, and said meaningfully, "He is very special, especially for you."

"what??"

Sakuragawa felt that Dazai started to say something she didn't understand again, "What do you mean 'especially for me'... Could it be a blind date or something?"

Dazai didn't deny it immediately, but touched his chin with a thoughtful posture: "How should I put it... Actually, I can't predict what will happen, after all, you two are too special."

Sakuragawa: "???"

She was so panicked that she almost didn't know what to say, and she wanted to jump up and flee the scene in the opposite direction: "Mr. Dazai, please be clear! This kind of speech is like a pimp mother-san! I! Good! Panic!!"

Dazai: "...?"

The author has something to say: Dazai: Maybe she really shouldn’t be allowed to watch TV

Lin Ye: Oh, I told you earlier

This article will be entered into v on Thursday (321), and there will be more updates at that time, I hope the little cuties will give me a lot of support and reward me for eating spicy strips = 3 = meme chirp