[Comprehensive] IQ is not a problem

Didan Middle School——

"Wait a minute, Kudo!"

After the last class in the afternoon, when Xinzi packed her schoolbag and was about to leave the classroom, someone suddenly stopped her.

At the door of the classroom, I saw a girl with neat short hair and a heroic face who would be indistinguishable if it weren't for the school uniform pleated skirt she was wearing, just staring at her with her hands on her waist.

The next second, the girl walked up to her with strides and confidence, put her hands on her shoulders, and said with a serious and resolute face:

"Kudou, become the pillar of Di Dan!"

When these words are uttered with the energy of the dantian, it seems that a flamingo flying high is ignited in the background picture.

Faced with such a passionate scene——

"I refuse." Xinzi replied with a paralyzed face.

"Kudou! I won't give up on you!"

"Senior sister, you are a good person, but I'm really not suitable...and, please give up on me resolutely, ruthlessly and without any room for maneuver."

"Kudou! This is already the No.90 nine good person card you sent me!"

"Then I'll give senior sister another card to make up the whole number. It's also a good luck for senior sister in your next exam...Senior sister, you are a good person."

"Kudou Shinko—!"

Facing the passionate and never-giving Flamingo-senpai in front of him, Xinzi also sighed helplessly.

Kazuna Tezuka, the head and head coach of the Teidan High School Girls Football Club, probably has the motto——Burning!My little football!

It is said that she also has a younger brother who is studying in a junior high school at the Youth Academy, and is also the head of the tennis club of that junior high school.And the two brothers and sisters vividly interpret what is called the two heavens of ice and fire. The younger brother is as iceberg as the older sister is.

The fact that "Kudo Xinzi plays football well" is basically known in Teidan Middle School, because once at the scene of a murder case, after successfully deducing who the murderer was, Xinzi reversed the attempt with a football The escaped murderer.Then the newspapers put a bunch of high hats on her head like "wisdom and bravery", "developed mind and more developed limbs", "Japanese police savior" and so on.

... In other words, Japanese police officers who entrust the future of the Japanese police force to a female high school student and paddle all day long, won't your conscience really hurt?

Of course, the newspaper did not publish the detailed process of how she bravely relied on the football to subdue the prisoner that day... because the real situation that day was that her foot slipped, and a football directly hit the murderer's Armstrong. on the cannon.If this kind of thing is publicly published in the newspaper, it will become r18.

As for the murderer, she just wanted to say... Amen.

However, since that incident, the school's women's football team has been trying to invite her to join, and even the men's football team has tried to poach her... What the hell is this?

Alas, there is no way, who made her a heartthrob Mary Sue.

And the one who is most persistent to her is Tezuka Kazuna, the minister of women's football.

The kindness is hard to give up, she also tried to join Di Dan's women's football club... and then she quit the club after only one week.

That week, she played a friendly match with another school, which made her deeply realize how terrifying the football skills with full body attributes would be without the plug-in sneakers invented by Dr. Ali... She was really afraid of kicking herself A big ending is kicked off, after all, this world is all about "science"!

Of course, the more important reason is... Minister Tezuka, you are so passionate!I can't bear it!

When I was training, I looked at the sunset in the sky and expressed my feelings. I waved my hand and said:

"Let's chase the sunset and run twenty laps around the stadium! Burn! Youth!"

When the team members complained and resisted, Mr. Minister's small universe burned even hotter:

"It's only twenty laps! My younger brother often makes his players run around the stadium thirty or fifty laps! Are you going to lose to a group of middle school boys!"

When he heard this heroic declaration, Xinzi almost spit out a mouthful of old blood... Eldest sister!Your brother has a tennis court, but ours is a football field!Running twenty laps around the football field will kill you!It will definitely kill someone!People will die if I don't activate the secret skill "Death Smile"!I, the god of death, will be crushed to death!

Retire!I choose to retire!Not negotiable!

Ever since, things have evolved into the current situation where Xinzi issued 99 good person cards to her ex-minister... sorry, now there are a hundred cards.

"Kudou! Don't you want to show your passion on the pitch!" Tezuka Kazuna clenched his fists, trying to influence Xinzi with his burning heart.

Xinzi rolled her eyes helplessly in her heart... I'm sorry, but I want to smile to the extreme at the scene of the murder.

"Sister, I'm sorry, I have to rush to save the Japanese police tomorrow." Xinzi picked up his schoolbag, threw out this high-sounding reason with a righteous face, and was about to leave the classroom.

Tezuka Kazuna: "No! Kudo! Teidan football club needs you to save tomorrow! Be the pillar of Teidan!"

Why does this go around and go back to the original sentence... Xinzi couldn't help sighing, he had no choice but to throw out the ultimate reason:

"Senior sister, if you don't want a dead body to fall from the sky when you are playing a game one day, or encounter a murder in a secret room when you go back to the locker room to rest... please let me stay away from the football club, and return the flowers of Japanese high school football Let us have a future, and hope for the flowers of Japanese high school football, okay?"

"I quite agree with this point, after all, this guy has never been in peace." Mao Lilan walked over, still holding a broom on duty in his hand.

"Sure enough, Xiaolan knows me well, so Xiaolan can prevent you from taking on the role of a professional police officer again." Xinzi said with a smile, and then waved his hand with a smile, "Then, I'll take a step first, Go save the Japanese police tomorrow."

"Wait—" I saw Xiaolan grabbing Xinzi's collar with one hand so that Xinzi could not move, squinting her eyes and said: "Xinzi, did you forget that you are still on duty today?"

Xinzi: "... I know, let the Japanese policemen's sky be dark for a day."

... People who dismantle Gundams with bare hands can't be provoked, and the god of death has to bow his head.

……

It was late in the evening when he finished his duty and left the school, but Xinzi didn't really run to rescue the Japanese police tomorrow...but went to an Internet cafe.

There is no way, the area network in her home is too unstable recently, and it is still in a state of maintenance, which caused her to suddenly drop out of the game several times at critical moments.She found an Internet cafe with a good internet speed, and directly reserved a relatively quiet computer desk inside for a week.

After entering the Internet cafe, Xinzi also sat down in front of his seat with ease.

She was recently playing a peripheral game of "NARUTO". Although she was not an anime enthusiast when she was in the three-dimensional dimension, she still knew a little about the famous three migrant workers' comics, and she would not be so out that she even played "Because we A certain national cp under the banner of "friend" doesn't even know.

The reason why she is now fascinated by this game is that it not only has a high degree of freedom of plot, but also has many reasoning elements, such as "Who moved Naruto's ramen?" "Who broke Kaihuang's Jumpsuit?" "Who attracted Terumimei-san to gain weight?" "Who attacked Tsunade at night..."

... Hey, hey, this plot is developing in the direction of r18, right?How did the game team pass the audit in the first place!

Of course, this game also has its pitfalls. For example, at this moment she exposed the adultery between the two ancestors Uchiha Madara and Senjuzhu. The way to do it is neither the pupil technique, the illusion flying all over the sky, the magic Susan Sai Gundam, but... Lianliankan? !

Yes, she was forced to enter the Lianliankan link. At this moment, she was dizzy looking at the faces of Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Izumi all over the screen!

This game is cheating. When entering the battle, it does not cut, wave, or throw equipment like traditional fighting games. Instead, it performs Lianliankan, Xiaoxiaole, spot the difference, and even Tetris. Simple game!Compete with other players in the same arena at the same time to see who has the fastest time!After the end, it entered the serious storyline

... She seriously doubts that the person who developed this game is a genius.

Just when he finally ended the blinding Lianliankan battle as a winner, and was about to pause for a while before entering the next session, a private message from the game was sent over——

[Please call me a magician: I'm so powerful, I lost to you by two seconds. 】

This player whose ID nickname is "Please call me a magician" is also a master of reasoning, and since her own ID name is "Please call me Death", she just happens to correspond to that person. Yes, we also chatted a few words in the game.Of course, it is limited to the discussion of the game, and does not include any issues related to real life. After all, she thinks that she and such an older dead home virgin probably have nothing to talk about in terms of real life ideas... Isn't it all said that in the neon year? If he is still a cherryboy at thirty, he will become a "magician".

As for being praised by someone who is comparable to him in reasoning ability, it should be something to be proud of... But if you look at it repeatedly, forget it.

Xinzi also tapped the keyboard to reply——

[Please call me Bleach: I would like to study the genealogy of the Uchiha family now, and reason about the blood relationship between Uchiha Izuna and Uchiha Sasuke. 】

She felt that those two extremely similar faces were still floating in front of her eyes like two ghosts.

Soon, the private chat message over there was sent again.

[Please call me a magician: What is the ultimate task you chose on this sideline? 】

[Please call me Shinigami: The ultimate task I chose is to subdue the Uchiha, a beautiful and difficult family... so I am currently working hard to become a Naruto. 】

[Please call me a magician: Huh?Is there any necessary connection between the two? 】

Xinzi in front of the computer smiled slightly, sighing "Your IQ is so ordinary" in his eyes.

[Please call me Shinigami: According to my detailed and rigorous reasoning, I have come up with the premise of wanting to conquer the beautiful Uchiha—first of all, you must be a Hokage!If you don’t believe me, look at Zhu Madara, Toizumi, Oika, Zuo Ming, etc., the beautiful Uchihas can only be moved by Hokage!And it's still going on from generation to generation. Didn't the three generations in Hokage say that the will of fire is passed down from generation to generation! 】

【Please call me a magician:...】

Just when Xinzi was going to continue tapping the keyboard to express his reasoning, he found that there seemed to be something under the keyboard, and a small corner of a piece of paper was exposed at the edge.

Picking up the keyboard, I saw that there was indeed a piece of paper under it, and on the white paper was written with a bright red colored pen——

"Return to the Didan football team, or I won't spare you."

There is also a bloody skull drawn below.

Xinzi was instantly surprised... What is she, has she received a death notice?