[Comprehensive] IQ is not a problem
Chapter 29 Idols Are People Too
In the living room of Kise Ryota’s house——
The atmosphere was a little... indescribably weird?
Saki Kurokawa still had mosquito-repellent incense in his eyes, and kept thinking in his heart, "I'm coming to Kise-kun's house, I'm coming to Kise-kun's house... I'm coming to Kise-kun's house!"
Xinzi looked at Kise who was sitting on the opposite sofa silently. She always felt that Kise Ryota looked at her strangely, and there was both defense and curiosity in those eyes.
"Kise-kun, did you... forget to bring your contact lenses today?" Xinzi couldn't help asking.
While reading about idols, Saki Kurokawa, a loyal fan of Jiazhen, immediately retorted: "No way! Kase-kun has 2.0 eyesight in both eyes, so you don't need to wear glasses at all!"
For Kurokawa Saki's quick and intense reaction, Xinzi expressed her relief... Well, it's good, it doesn't look stupid.
Kise also realized the problem with his eyes, and immediately explained:
"Ah, no, because I only saw reports about you, Kudo-senpai, on TV and newspapers before, so I thought... don't you detectives all have mind reading skills? You can always read everything about other people at a glance. figure it out."
Those who can read minds are superpowers!For example, a certain god!If she could also have this kind of superpower, she wouldn't have to worry about her body every day... Xinzi couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
Then, looking at the boy in front of him, he said calmly:
"Kise-kun, you just went to the bathroom before you opened the door for us, right?"
"Eh?! How do you know, you really look like a magician!" Kise, who was hit by the rumor, was surprised, and after smelling his clothes, he was sure that he had absolutely no toilet smell on him.
"Don't curse me, please. I will definitely marry a man who satisfies me before the age of 30. There is no possibility of a magician in me!" Xinzi said when he was described as a magician Quite dissatisfied, then pointing to a certain part of Kise's body, he explained to the other party: "As for why I know that you have just gone to the toilet... Please, did you unzip your pants? Toilet, that's why you just masturbated. After all, it's a boy who has just entered puberty, so it's understandable."
And, why do you even wear yellow underwear? Is it to show your personality?
And upon hearing this, Kise also blushed and hurriedly zipped up his pants, careless, careless... He was so excited that he was finally liberated after several days of constipation, so excited that he forgot to zip up his pants after lifting them up!
Jane, it's so embarrassing, to have such an embarrassment, and it's still in front of girls, his perfect youth idol is about to collapse!What's more, he said now that he was not...uh, masturbating, but because he forgot after going to the toilet... It's embarrassing to call out this kind of thing, okay?
Xinzi slapped the back of Kurokawa Shahi's head with a slap, and said earnestly:
"Hey, you see, so there's no need to regard idols as the gods at the center of the universe. They're just normal people, and they can also hiccup, fart, shit and pee...and constipation."
"Eh... Eh?!" As soon as this remark came out, Kise was even more frightened, "You, how do you know that I have been constipated these days?!"
"You are now in a state of completely removing makeup, your skin looks a little dark yellow, and you have a little more acne on your face. It stands to reason that you play basketball so much every day, so you shouldn't have so many acne after sweating and detoxifying. Also, you The tight-fitting sports vest you're wearing now perfectly shows your swollen belly below the navel. It doesn't look like abs at all. These are symptoms of constipation. And, here, the bananas in the fruit basket on the table , there are still some drops of water on it, and it looks very fresh. Obviously, you just bought it from the supermarket outside or just took it out of the refrigerator. As a result, five bananas were missing in a short period of time... ...Remind you, if you eat bananas to treat constipation, you must eat ripe bananas, your bananas are still a little green, you are lucky if you can pass this time." After finishing speaking, Xinzi pointed Pointing to the few bananas left in the fruit basket, "It looks good, can I have one?"
"Please...please go." Kise waved his hands again and again.
It's really scary to be a detective or something. Kise felt that he was a transparent person in front of her.
However, if she is so powerful, she will definitely be able to help him!
Thinking of this, Kise immediately went to his room to show Xinzi the letters he had received in the past few days.
"That's it. In the past few days, sometimes they were mixed with newspapers in my newspaper box, and sometimes they were even stuffed in directly through the crack under the door of my house. When I got home and opened the door, I saw the newsstand. It's on the floor at the door." Kise said rather distressed.
Xinzi lined up these letters and compared them carefully, "That means that the door of your house should be changed, and change it to one that does not leak at the bottom."
Kise: "...", thank you for being so considerate.
"Is there no surveillance camera installed in this building?" Xinzi asked, logically speaking, the security system of this high-end apartment should be very complete.
"Yes, there is, but the security monitoring system in the building is being updated, upgraded and reinstalled during this period, so currently only the gate of the community is monitored. I checked and found no suspicious person." Huang La said helplessly , although he has a lot of fans, but no one has been crazy enough to follow him directly to the door, "And, just yesterday, I faintly felt that someone was following me, so I ran home and closed the door, and then from The cat's eyes observed, but I didn't see anything, and there was no one in the corridor. I thought I was too sensitive, but after I felt it again, I was sure there was a sound outside the door! I picked up the basketball and prepared to have sex with that person directly The front was broken, but when I opened the door, I found that there was no one at the door!"
"That... sorry to interrupt..." Xinzi raised his hand, and asked suspiciously and curiously: "Why do you go out with a basketball? Generally, when you decide to confront someone, you shouldn't hold a kitchen knife. Kind of self-defense, the stick should be the last time... Do you think the opponent may die if you hit the basketball?"
On the side, Kurokawa Saki, who is the main force of Kise Ryota's support club, immediately expressed his warm support for idols:
"Of course! The door of the studio room couldn't be opened last time, Kise-kun smashed the door open as soon as he went down from the basketball!"
Xinzi: "...", so now not only playing tennis, but also playing basketball must have a magic bonus to not be cannon fodder, suddenly I feel that the football she kicks is not a big deal, it is very ordinary.
Kise immediately clarified: "No, no, it wasn't me who hit the door with a basketball that time, it was my teammate!"
That's right, Ziyuan actually did it that time. After school, Ziyuan came to the studio with him to pick up the coffee jelly given by the sponsor.Although he endorsed this coffee jelly, he was actually not interested in this kind of sweet, so he gave it all to Murasakihara.As a result, the door of the studio was broken that day, and couldn't be opened for a long time. The guy Ziyuan just went down and smashed the door open, and then saw the boxes of coffee jelly on the floor of the room, and immediately went to the office. Throwing the basketball in his hand to him, he stepped forward to hug those snacks.So much so that when other staff arrived and saw him standing there with a basketball in his hand... this violent fairy tale spread like this.
Misunderstanding, all misunderstandings!He is really not the one who can automatically activate the Susanoo mode when he touches a basketball!
Xinzi slapped Kurokawa Saki on the back of the head again to wake her up, and then continued to carefully observe the letters——
【Ah, I really want to see you with my own eyes again! 】
【I dreamed about you again last night!You just entered my dream! 】
【I will never let you go!sure! 】
Cough, in short, the content of each letter is... full of idiots.
It seems that being an idol is not easy... A pervert gets mixed into the fan group by accident.
And the date was written at the end of each letter, which happened to be the past week.
"What about today's? Have you received it again?" Xinzi found out that the last one was from yesterday.
"No, I haven't received it today." Huang Lai shook his head, then remembered an important matter and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I almost forgot to mention it! Didn't I just say that yesterday I was sure there was someone at the door but with I looked through the cat's eyes but didn't see anyone, and then I opened the door and found nothing. I remember the situation very clearly... The elevator was still on the first floor, there was no trace of use, and there were no footsteps in the stairwell. That person It's as if it just disappeared out of thin air!"
"Can you please let go of my arm?" Xinzi's eyes drooped into a half-moon shape, and she looked at Kurokawa Shahi, who was holding her arm tightly beside her, and her nails were almost embedded in her flesh, "You are at school today Didn't you just say you hate me the most, and now it's too embarrassing to treat me like a little bird."
Shahi Kurokawa, who was trembling all over, yelled subconsciously: "But, but this kind of supernatural event sounds too scary... so scary! It's like being haunted!"
"Where do ghosts come from, it's just someone playing ghosts." As a firm materialist, Xinzi has never believed in ghosts and gods.
... Uh, although after meeting a certain god, her faith has been slightly shaken.
There is really only a trace!
"What do your neighbors do? Have you asked them if they have seen any strangers come and go on this floor recently?" Xinzi asked.
Kise, who lived in Room 701, thought about it carefully, "Well... they seem to be office workers, and they don't stay in the apartment for a long time every day. I asked them, and they all said that they haven't seen any strange visitors. 702 is a family of three who just moved here. The husband is Japanese and the wife is British. They just came to Japan from the UK not long ago, so I don’t know much about it; 703 lives in a single uncle who is quite famous in the industry. Ah, he was in charge of the lighting for the party held at the newly completed Dome Center on weekends; 704... a 60-year-old grandpa lived there, and that grandpa ran a billiards bar nearby .Everyone is usually very busy at work, and when they got home, they closed their doors, so no one noticed what happened at the door of my house."
"That's it..." After thinking about it, Xinzi suggested, "Let's do an experiment."
……
There are only two ways to get out of this floor - the elevator and the stairs.
Since the elevator stopped on the first floor when the incident happened, this way out was ruled out, leaving only the stairs.
According to Kise, the time from when he heard the clear movement outside the door to when he picked up the basketball and opened the door was only three seconds, and Kise's apartment was the farthest from the stairs.
Kise played the harasser who suddenly disappeared, Shinko played Kise who was about to open the door, and Kurokawa was watching the clock.
In just three seconds, even an athlete like Kise could not run out of the stairs and disappear without making strong footsteps, and Xinzi could see his last back every time.
This is so strange...Xinzi was meditating with her signature action when she was thinking.
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The atmosphere was a little... indescribably weird?
Saki Kurokawa still had mosquito-repellent incense in his eyes, and kept thinking in his heart, "I'm coming to Kise-kun's house, I'm coming to Kise-kun's house... I'm coming to Kise-kun's house!"
Xinzi looked at Kise who was sitting on the opposite sofa silently. She always felt that Kise Ryota looked at her strangely, and there was both defense and curiosity in those eyes.
"Kise-kun, did you... forget to bring your contact lenses today?" Xinzi couldn't help asking.
While reading about idols, Saki Kurokawa, a loyal fan of Jiazhen, immediately retorted: "No way! Kase-kun has 2.0 eyesight in both eyes, so you don't need to wear glasses at all!"
For Kurokawa Saki's quick and intense reaction, Xinzi expressed her relief... Well, it's good, it doesn't look stupid.
Kise also realized the problem with his eyes, and immediately explained:
"Ah, no, because I only saw reports about you, Kudo-senpai, on TV and newspapers before, so I thought... don't you detectives all have mind reading skills? You can always read everything about other people at a glance. figure it out."
Those who can read minds are superpowers!For example, a certain god!If she could also have this kind of superpower, she wouldn't have to worry about her body every day... Xinzi couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
Then, looking at the boy in front of him, he said calmly:
"Kise-kun, you just went to the bathroom before you opened the door for us, right?"
"Eh?! How do you know, you really look like a magician!" Kise, who was hit by the rumor, was surprised, and after smelling his clothes, he was sure that he had absolutely no toilet smell on him.
"Don't curse me, please. I will definitely marry a man who satisfies me before the age of 30. There is no possibility of a magician in me!" Xinzi said when he was described as a magician Quite dissatisfied, then pointing to a certain part of Kise's body, he explained to the other party: "As for why I know that you have just gone to the toilet... Please, did you unzip your pants? Toilet, that's why you just masturbated. After all, it's a boy who has just entered puberty, so it's understandable."
And, why do you even wear yellow underwear? Is it to show your personality?
And upon hearing this, Kise also blushed and hurriedly zipped up his pants, careless, careless... He was so excited that he was finally liberated after several days of constipation, so excited that he forgot to zip up his pants after lifting them up!
Jane, it's so embarrassing, to have such an embarrassment, and it's still in front of girls, his perfect youth idol is about to collapse!What's more, he said now that he was not...uh, masturbating, but because he forgot after going to the toilet... It's embarrassing to call out this kind of thing, okay?
Xinzi slapped the back of Kurokawa Shahi's head with a slap, and said earnestly:
"Hey, you see, so there's no need to regard idols as the gods at the center of the universe. They're just normal people, and they can also hiccup, fart, shit and pee...and constipation."
"Eh... Eh?!" As soon as this remark came out, Kise was even more frightened, "You, how do you know that I have been constipated these days?!"
"You are now in a state of completely removing makeup, your skin looks a little dark yellow, and you have a little more acne on your face. It stands to reason that you play basketball so much every day, so you shouldn't have so many acne after sweating and detoxifying. Also, you The tight-fitting sports vest you're wearing now perfectly shows your swollen belly below the navel. It doesn't look like abs at all. These are symptoms of constipation. And, here, the bananas in the fruit basket on the table , there are still some drops of water on it, and it looks very fresh. Obviously, you just bought it from the supermarket outside or just took it out of the refrigerator. As a result, five bananas were missing in a short period of time... ...Remind you, if you eat bananas to treat constipation, you must eat ripe bananas, your bananas are still a little green, you are lucky if you can pass this time." After finishing speaking, Xinzi pointed Pointing to the few bananas left in the fruit basket, "It looks good, can I have one?"
"Please...please go." Kise waved his hands again and again.
It's really scary to be a detective or something. Kise felt that he was a transparent person in front of her.
However, if she is so powerful, she will definitely be able to help him!
Thinking of this, Kise immediately went to his room to show Xinzi the letters he had received in the past few days.
"That's it. In the past few days, sometimes they were mixed with newspapers in my newspaper box, and sometimes they were even stuffed in directly through the crack under the door of my house. When I got home and opened the door, I saw the newsstand. It's on the floor at the door." Kise said rather distressed.
Xinzi lined up these letters and compared them carefully, "That means that the door of your house should be changed, and change it to one that does not leak at the bottom."
Kise: "...", thank you for being so considerate.
"Is there no surveillance camera installed in this building?" Xinzi asked, logically speaking, the security system of this high-end apartment should be very complete.
"Yes, there is, but the security monitoring system in the building is being updated, upgraded and reinstalled during this period, so currently only the gate of the community is monitored. I checked and found no suspicious person." Huang La said helplessly , although he has a lot of fans, but no one has been crazy enough to follow him directly to the door, "And, just yesterday, I faintly felt that someone was following me, so I ran home and closed the door, and then from The cat's eyes observed, but I didn't see anything, and there was no one in the corridor. I thought I was too sensitive, but after I felt it again, I was sure there was a sound outside the door! I picked up the basketball and prepared to have sex with that person directly The front was broken, but when I opened the door, I found that there was no one at the door!"
"That... sorry to interrupt..." Xinzi raised his hand, and asked suspiciously and curiously: "Why do you go out with a basketball? Generally, when you decide to confront someone, you shouldn't hold a kitchen knife. Kind of self-defense, the stick should be the last time... Do you think the opponent may die if you hit the basketball?"
On the side, Kurokawa Saki, who is the main force of Kise Ryota's support club, immediately expressed his warm support for idols:
"Of course! The door of the studio room couldn't be opened last time, Kise-kun smashed the door open as soon as he went down from the basketball!"
Xinzi: "...", so now not only playing tennis, but also playing basketball must have a magic bonus to not be cannon fodder, suddenly I feel that the football she kicks is not a big deal, it is very ordinary.
Kise immediately clarified: "No, no, it wasn't me who hit the door with a basketball that time, it was my teammate!"
That's right, Ziyuan actually did it that time. After school, Ziyuan came to the studio with him to pick up the coffee jelly given by the sponsor.Although he endorsed this coffee jelly, he was actually not interested in this kind of sweet, so he gave it all to Murasakihara.As a result, the door of the studio was broken that day, and couldn't be opened for a long time. The guy Ziyuan just went down and smashed the door open, and then saw the boxes of coffee jelly on the floor of the room, and immediately went to the office. Throwing the basketball in his hand to him, he stepped forward to hug those snacks.So much so that when other staff arrived and saw him standing there with a basketball in his hand... this violent fairy tale spread like this.
Misunderstanding, all misunderstandings!He is really not the one who can automatically activate the Susanoo mode when he touches a basketball!
Xinzi slapped Kurokawa Saki on the back of the head again to wake her up, and then continued to carefully observe the letters——
【Ah, I really want to see you with my own eyes again! 】
【I dreamed about you again last night!You just entered my dream! 】
【I will never let you go!sure! 】
Cough, in short, the content of each letter is... full of idiots.
It seems that being an idol is not easy... A pervert gets mixed into the fan group by accident.
And the date was written at the end of each letter, which happened to be the past week.
"What about today's? Have you received it again?" Xinzi found out that the last one was from yesterday.
"No, I haven't received it today." Huang Lai shook his head, then remembered an important matter and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I almost forgot to mention it! Didn't I just say that yesterday I was sure there was someone at the door but with I looked through the cat's eyes but didn't see anyone, and then I opened the door and found nothing. I remember the situation very clearly... The elevator was still on the first floor, there was no trace of use, and there were no footsteps in the stairwell. That person It's as if it just disappeared out of thin air!"
"Can you please let go of my arm?" Xinzi's eyes drooped into a half-moon shape, and she looked at Kurokawa Shahi, who was holding her arm tightly beside her, and her nails were almost embedded in her flesh, "You are at school today Didn't you just say you hate me the most, and now it's too embarrassing to treat me like a little bird."
Shahi Kurokawa, who was trembling all over, yelled subconsciously: "But, but this kind of supernatural event sounds too scary... so scary! It's like being haunted!"
"Where do ghosts come from, it's just someone playing ghosts." As a firm materialist, Xinzi has never believed in ghosts and gods.
... Uh, although after meeting a certain god, her faith has been slightly shaken.
There is really only a trace!
"What do your neighbors do? Have you asked them if they have seen any strangers come and go on this floor recently?" Xinzi asked.
Kise, who lived in Room 701, thought about it carefully, "Well... they seem to be office workers, and they don't stay in the apartment for a long time every day. I asked them, and they all said that they haven't seen any strange visitors. 702 is a family of three who just moved here. The husband is Japanese and the wife is British. They just came to Japan from the UK not long ago, so I don’t know much about it; 703 lives in a single uncle who is quite famous in the industry. Ah, he was in charge of the lighting for the party held at the newly completed Dome Center on weekends; 704... a 60-year-old grandpa lived there, and that grandpa ran a billiards bar nearby .Everyone is usually very busy at work, and when they got home, they closed their doors, so no one noticed what happened at the door of my house."
"That's it..." After thinking about it, Xinzi suggested, "Let's do an experiment."
……
There are only two ways to get out of this floor - the elevator and the stairs.
Since the elevator stopped on the first floor when the incident happened, this way out was ruled out, leaving only the stairs.
According to Kise, the time from when he heard the clear movement outside the door to when he picked up the basketball and opened the door was only three seconds, and Kise's apartment was the farthest from the stairs.
Kise played the harasser who suddenly disappeared, Shinko played Kise who was about to open the door, and Kurokawa was watching the clock.
In just three seconds, even an athlete like Kise could not run out of the stairs and disappear without making strong footsteps, and Xinzi could see his last back every time.
This is so strange...Xinzi was meditating with her signature action when she was thinking.
The author has something to say:
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