[Comprehensive] IQ is not a problem

Chapter 87 Who Do You Say Is Scum

"Okay, here we are, wake up."

Hearing the call, Xinzi opened his eyes in a daze... Ah, it's dawn.

After going on the road alone yesterday, Xinzi originally thought that he could only rely on ordinary people's feet to walk to the Daming Mansion, and he was also deeply worried about his overnight safety... After all, the currency of the Kingdom of Ignition that was left on his body was too much. Can't afford a hotel.

But fortunately, in this kind of embarrassment, I met an NPC who gave me an assist... Ah, no, it was an enthusiastic passerby.He happened to meet a caravan, and under the dual effects of the other party's enthusiasm and his own Uchiha's Yan Dun secret technique, he agreed to take her for a ride.

As for her trusting the caravan so easily, and following them with confidence... that was because she recognized an old man in the caravan—the bridge builder Dazna.

There are hundreds of famous and surnamed characters who have appeared in the original "NARUTO", and the fringe characters who do not involve the main line are even more difficult to remember, but this seemingly uncharacteristic bridge builder is impressive ...Who made him appear early? He is the clue character for the first foreign mission accepted by the protagonist group.

Uncle Dazna also returned to the country of Waves with the caravan of the Kingdom of Waves after working abroad. The new son came forward to negotiate, and after finding that the two sides overlapped for a while, the caravan agreed to bring the new son together. Procedure.

Xinzi spent the whole night in the game on the large caravan of the caravan with a pillow on the straw under her body, which at least helped her save some energy... although she woke up with a stiff neck.

And just now, Uncle Dazna's voice also woke her up, and when she opened her eyes, she found...it was already dawn.

At the gate of a town just arrived——

"When we get here, we will have different paths and we will be separated. But it should be no problem. This place is not far from the capital of the Fire Nation. If you walk towards the true north, you will be able to reach it tonight at the latest."

Before parting, Uncle Dazna explained the route again. Xinzi thanked this enthusiastic uncle in his heart, but at the same time couldn't help but wonder... Could he be the novice guide NPC arranged by the system?

Saying goodbye to the wave country caravan, Xinzi ate the pancakes that were so hard to break his teeth as a dry food for breakfast, while walking in this town.

As far as the current situation is concerned, she should be safe. Those ninja killers from Wuyin Village should return to their missions after finishing the task after they have dealt with the daimyo son of the land of fire; Master Danzo, who is on the head, probably doesn't know that she is already approaching the capital of the Fire Kingdom without anyone noticing.

No matter what, she had to arrive at the Daming Mansion as soon as possible, not only because it was the end point, but also because she had to hand over the "suicide note" left by His Royal Highness Cirou to the Fire Nation Daimyo.Otherwise, once the news of the death of the Kingdom of Fire's son is known, the Kingdom of Water will inevitably exaggerate that it is the work of the Kingdom of Wind, which is currently in conflict with the Kingdom of Fire, as planned before, and the war may break out at any time. And it was this that Cilang considered at the end before "going to die", and left this "suicide note" on purpose.

But the content of this suicide note, what Jirou wrote in a hurry at the last moment is——

[The human world is not worth it, I went to explore the new world, so bye bye. 】

...If this kind of suicide note is finally approved, in a sense, it really feels a little shameful to the Nation of Fire.

After nibbling the last piece of discus in his hand, Xinzi rubbed his cheek... Hiss, the tooth hurts.

She is now heading towards the capital city of the Fire Country where the Daimyofu is located. At present, the Saiki Kusuo/Kaito Shun group and the Atobe Keigo/Akutagawa Jiro group have been eliminated. As for the remaining two groups... since the system has not reported , can it be considered that those two groups are still intact?If those two groups have not been eliminated, everyone's goal is the Daming Mansion in the capital. Will there be a chance to meet them on the way to Daming Mansion?

The team of Hattori Heiji and Hakuba Tan looks quite reliable, as for Akashi-kun who teamed up with Kise, is he okay now?

"Boss, please do me a favor, give me some water..."

When passing by a restaurant, there happened to be beggars begging at the door.

I saw the beggar with tattered clothes and a cloak full of patches, holding a dirty clay bowl, begging for water from the shop owner pitifully.

This kind of begging phenomenon is not uncommon no matter which country or era it is in. Xinzi who was on her way didn't intend to pay much attention to this matter, but at this moment she stopped and looked towards I cast my gaze over there because...

Um?This beggar actually speaks a strong Kansai dialect? Is there such a setting in the world view of "NARUTO"?Doesn't everyone in the ninja world speak standard Japanese?

And the skin color of this beggar...is obviously much darker than the people around him. According to the setting of "NARUTO", it is very likely that he is from the Kingdom of Thunder, but no one from the Kingdom of Thunder has been seen in the original work. People speak with a Kansai accent, right?

Wait... dark skin, Kansai accent...

When these two characteristics are combined, a boy whom she met not long ago and who has inexplicable "hostility" towards her suddenly pops up in Xinzi's brain.

And the beggar who just got a bowl of water from the store was also keenly aware of the sight that fell on him. While drinking water from a clay bowl, he turned around and looked at the person who seemed to be observing him.

then……

"Pfft!" He was so startled that he spit out the mouthful of water he just drank, and even choked himself to cough.

Xinzi stepped back again and again, put on a disgusted face and said:

"Please don't use the water escape and saliva mixing technique on me."

...Or this trick can be directly classified as the dark escape category.Mr. Atobe, who has already been digitalized, you have someone to succeed you, are you happy?

Still in surprise, Hattori Heiji coughed fiercely while pointing his finger at Shinko:

"Ku... Kudo! How could it be you!"

Xinzi didn't answer this question directly, but looked at Hattori Heiji again from top to bottom, and asked in confirmation:

"Hatbu-kun, right... Your setting in this game, shouldn't it be a homeless beggar?"

Hattori: "...", showing a pair of dead fish eyes, turned his head to express his refusal to answer this question.

Seeing Hattori's appearance, the corners of Shinko's mouth raised uncontrollably. Although this kind of thinking is very low-level and naive, to paraphrase Atobe classmate's words, it is "too gorgeous", but... baahahahaha!God!Sure enough, she is not the most extraordinary!Someone more non-chief than her appeared!

"...Hey, Kudo, you look real in this way, so cheap." Hattori added silently in his heart.

After putting away his extremely cheap expression, Xinzi coughed twice, put on a serious look and asked:

"If your setting is a homeless beggar, what about your teammate Baima Jun? Is the setting the same as yours? You two beg everywhere together? Speaking of Baima Jun, why haven't you seen him?"

Hattori Heiji's expression became even more unhappy when Baima explored in advance:

"No, I don't know what's going on with that guy now, we've broken up a long time ago."

"Eh? Break up?" Xinzi was a little surprised, but couldn't help frowning at the same time, "What are you doing, are there still internal strife at this time?"

Hattori Heiji scratched his hair in distress, "That guy and I don't have the same personalities at all, we are totally different. Besides, we are all detectives, and we have long been used to thinking about cases alone. Kudo, you must be able to do the same." I understand."

"Actually..." Xinzi rubbed his chin, recalling the journey after entering the game, "It feels good to work together."

If it weren't for those companions and their "sacrifices", she probably wouldn't be able to get to where she is now, and she would have been gameover long ago.

"Eh? Kudo, you would say such a thing... Hey, are you really that Kudo?" Hattori Heiji had a ghostly expression on his face.

"The surname 'Kudo' is also one of the top [-] most-used surnames in Japan, so which Kudo are you talking about?" Xinzi rolled his eyes at the other party, and then asked doubts from the bottom of his heart, "By the way, we used to have Have you met...you have been like this since you entered the game today, and you have an inexplicable attachment to me, what is the reason?"

Hearing Xinzi's straightforward words, Hattori Heiji's face turned red with anger:

"Hey! Kudo! You guy, you really don't have any impression of me!"

"Hmm..." Xinzi carefully rummaged through his memory, put his finger on his chin and looked at the person in front of him, and kept making comparisons, "Well, can you say something in standard Japanese for me to listen to?" ?”

"Eh?" Sudden request made, Hattori Heiji looked confused, "Why?"

"Well, don't ask so many questions for now, just try to say that 'why' in standard Japanese?"

Although he didn't know why, Hattori Heiji did as Shinko said.

After listening to the barely qualified standard Japanese, Xinzi thought for a few seconds, then patted Hattori Heiji on the shoulder and said:

"No wonder your voice sounds familiar, Hattori-kun, you are..."

"Have you finally remembered, Kudo?" Hattori Heiji snorted with a little pride, and he just said, how could he be the kind of passer-by that makes people forget at a glance.

I just heard Xinzi continue what he said just now: "Hatchet-kun, you are actually a professional voice actor, right?"

"...Huh?" The completely unexpected response made Hattori Heiji put up two big question marks on his head.

"Isn't it? Your voice sounds like Vegeta's voice in "Dragon Ball"." Xinzi said his own basis, and then pointed to his ears, "I'm not boasting, but I have absolute pitch , I should be right in judging the voices of you and Vegeta."

Hattori Heiji suddenly felt that he could hold his breath in his chest, and finally it turned into a helpless sigh of swallowing the breath:

"Kudo Shinko... are you a devil?"

Xinzi with a polite yet awkward smile: "???"

……

"So, you have also entered the main mission, go to the end of the game, the Daming Mansion of the Land of Fire."

It was too eye-catching to exchange information standing in the middle of the street, so the two went to the corner of the city where no one was paying attention, and Xinzi also learned about his current game progress from Hattori Heiji:

"So, Mr. Baima? Has he also entered the main line?"

"I said that that guy and I broke up a long time ago and acted alone. I don't know where he is now." Hattori Heiji shook his head.

"What about you, Hattori-kun? You are also heading towards the Daimyofu right now, so you are now dressed as a beggar, um... the character you were given after entering this world is a beggar? Or are you doing it for safety? Did you pretend to be a beggar and head towards the Daming Mansion step by step?" Xin Zifa asked bluntly again.

Hattori Heiji didn't choke again, his whole face was black and red, and he replied in a rough voice with a Kansai accent:

"Who in a normal person would want to pretend to be a beggar!"

As soon as this remark came out, Hattori Heiji noticed... the smile on Xinzi's face became damn brighter!

Xinzi patted her heart as if she had found a psychological balance... Ah, she is not the most extraordinary.

That being the case, why don't she, a junior African chief, and his, a serious African chief, move forward together.

Thinking of this, Xinzi also naturally expressed his intention to form an alliance:

"Hey, Hattori-kun, look now, you and that guy Baiba have been single since you broke up, and I've been single all the time. In this case, let's just work together and get together."

Hattori: "...", why does this sound so strange, it sounds like you are confessing to me and asking for a relationship, and that guy Baiba is my ex who kicked me?

"I believe that if the two of us are together, we will be able to overcome more difficulties. If we move forward together, we will definitely not lose, so... let's be together! Together!" Xinzi is still actively trying to make Hattori Heiji turned into his new ally.

Hearing this... Hattori Heiji said that even if he didn't want to think about it, he couldn't do it!So this is really asking for a relationship!Then go aside, White Horse will visit you, a mistress!

Hattori Heiji's face turned dark red again, but it was different from being choked a few times before, this time he was ashamed by the thoughts in his head.

"Well...how should I put it, Kudo, if you really want to be with me..." Hattori Heiji rubbed his cheek with his finger embarrassingly, although he looked like a grand old man in Kansai , but in fact, he has never been in a relationship so far as a solo mother, and he is still a pure boy, "It's not that I don't..."

"Hmm! Hmm!" Seeing that the alliance was going well, Xinzi also clenched his fists, staring at the black-skinned boy in front of him.

Just when Hattori Heiji was about to open his mouth to respond to the request of "relationship", he suddenly had a brain change... huh?No, she is Kudo, the Kudo Shinko who defeated him both in the case and in the "NARUTO" online game!

"No, Kudo... I still can't be with you right away... For me, you are my destined opponent, I must defeat you first!" At the last moment, Hattori Heiji refreshed the value of human EQ The lower limit once again refreshed the lower limit with a magical brain circuit, restraining the impulse that surged in Hattori Heiji's heart for a while.

That's right, both he and Kudo Shinko are detectives first, and he and she should treat each other as opponents first.How could he fall in love with her before he surpassed her in strength and was able to defeat her... No, he was wrong from the beginning, how could he think of falling in love with her!

They are rivals!

Xin Zi, who had no idea that he had been issued an "opponent card", was surprised that his alliance request was rejected, and the reason for the rejection was... Want to defeat her first? !Hey, young man, look at the situation clearly, now is not the time for us to fight to the death for the final winner, no matter who it is, it is the most important thing to win this game in the end!This is a matter of the lives of all nine players!And I still carry the hope of the four companions who have sacrificed for me!

Xinzi took a deep breath, let himself calm down first, calm down, be persuasive, and explain the truth to the other party:

"Hatto-kun, are you still unable to let go of Baima-kun? After all, he came first and stayed with you first. Don't worry, we did this for great love. Baima-kun will understand even if he sees it. No. I think you betrayed him."

"It's already said that I can't get along with that guy Baima! I don't care about him!" Hattori Heiji retorted subconsciously, not to mention that he couldn't get along, his uncle is a straight man, a straight man!How could it be possible to mess with that kid Baima!

Also, this, this, this, this kind of thing is actually said to be for "great love"... These three views are not right!

However, Hattori Heiji's rebuttal just now reached Shinko's ears... Well, generally the more angrily you say you hate someone, the more you actually like it in your heart. Sonoko told her this before when she was watching a soap opera.

Xin Zi, who felt that she had gotten the other party's true mood, gave herself a thumbs up. She is such a clever little ghost. Let's see who dares to laugh at her for her low EQ!

Thinking of this, Xinzi said with a heart of the Virgin:

"It doesn't matter, even if Mr. Baima figured it out and stopped losing his temper and came back to you... the three of us can still be together, and we will definitely get along peacefully!"

Xinzi who said this had no idea how green tea he was in the eyes of Hattori Heiji at this moment.

Hattori Heiji was shocked by Xinko's distorted three views... I didn't expect you to be such a Kudo Xinko!This woman is definitely a veteran in love!

...It even made him unable to make up a terrifying picture of Baima Tan holding his left arm, Kudo Shinko holding his right arm, and the three of them smiling and pressing down the road in harmony.

As a fellow detective, I have to say... Kudo Shinko, you disappoint me so much!

Hattori Heiji finally forced himself to catch his breath, and asked with a tragic face:

"Kudou... Tell me honestly, how many times am I your first? Before me, how many men have you been with?"

"Eh?"

After being stunned for a moment, Xinzi began to think seriously... The time between Saiki Kusuo and Kaito Shun should not be counted. The only ones who really formed an alliance with him should be Atobe Keigo and Akutagawa Jiro.However, she still cares about how many people she has formed alliances with before?This black-skinned man is too narrow-minded.

Thinking of this, Xinzi also stretched out two fingers:

"Not many, just two."

Seeing Xinzi's calm look, Hattori Heiji's heart was screaming like a turmoil...the two men are scumbags, but they still don't feel much, feel nothing!It's too much!Ah, it's dangerous, it's dangerous, fortunately, his reason came back to his senses in time just now, and he was not fooled by her so that he agreed, otherwise he would be the third one to be scumbed by her, and then he would be with the first two hapless people Huddle together to keep warm and cry bitterly!

After taking a deep breath and firming his conviction, Hattori Heiji replied solemnly:

"Sorry, I refuse."

"You...reject...?"

"Sorry, I won't be with you."

"For...why?"

"Let me tell you this, don't look at me like this, but in fact I am a very traditional and serious man, and I can't do that kind of game in the world."

"……what?"

"Although you just said that my voice sounds like Vegeta, but ah, I don't want my other half to be as beautiful, smart, sexy, and rich as Bulma, these are for me It doesn't matter. My other half, as long as I like her and she likes me is enough, I only have one request...that is, she can give me her whole heart, and of course, I will return her loyalty. So, I'm not interested in the kind of woman who plays with other people's feelings because of her own charm, and I won't take a second look..."

Just when Hattori Heiji was babbling about his appeal to his partner affectionately, Xinzi, who became more confused the more he listened, finally couldn't help interrupting:

"Well, can you wait a moment... Hattori-kun, actually, I'm not very interested in your mate selection criteria."

So can you please stop nagging yourself!It sounds annoying!

However, this sentence came to Hattori Heiji's ears... I don't care what you want from your partner, it's just for fun, I don't care what you think!

This... this... this is simply...

"Kudou Shinko! You are a big scumbag!"

Such a sudden roar made Xinzi completely stunned, and after he was stunned, he became angry... Damn, Ben Mary has never been called a scumbag!

"Didn't I just want to make an alliance with you to venture through the level to the end! Ah, ah, fortunately, I didn't form an alliance with you, otherwise I would definitely be dragged down by you, you stupid pig teammate!" Brutally snapped back.

Just this kind of brain circuit that leads to the conclusion that she is a scumbag... I'm afraid this person's brain has been crushed by an alpaca!

"Eh?" Hattori Heiji's eyes suddenly turned into peas, and he scratched his hair in a natural and confused manner: "You mean, you want to be a teammate with me?"

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