[Comprehensive] IQ is not a problem
Chapter 98 Don't Take My Vest
"You... You said that the person dancing in the video is not Kudo Shinko?!" Shinko, who had been silent since Hattori Heiji came in, subconsciously heard the shocking words from the other party. He yelled, and then realized that his words were inappropriate, and quickly corrected: "Uh... no, I mean sister Xinzi... How could the person in the video be sister Xinzi!"
Hattori Heiji didn't react to Xinzi's sudden rebuttal, he just took it as a kid's talk, and then, pointing at the screen on the phone, he explained:
"Here, look at this picture."
This is a moment in the video, after Heiji Hattori paused, he magnified the screen infinitely and took a screenshot.
"Look, this is a leaning forward movement in the dance, and the collar of the shirt worn by 'Kudo Shinko' is round neck. I searched the official Twitter of 'Kudo Shinko Support Association' and found that there is It is recorded that her measurements are 78-58-84. According to my precise and careful calculation, under this kind of curvature of the waist, the length of the neckline, and the shape of the bust, a certain amount of cleavage will definitely be exposed. But at this moment I freeze, where there should be breast and groove lines, there is still no trace of the line, so there are only two possibilities... First, Kudo Shinko's usual breasts are fake; second, The Kudo Shinko in the video is a fake!"
After Hattori Heiji's shocking remarks, the room was completely silent.
Obviously how it sounds makes people want to shout "pervert!" and then slap him, but Hattori Heiji has a serious face and a rigorous detective style... On the contrary, it makes people feel that he is angry at him for this. You are the one with impure thoughts.
As the central figure being discussed and also a detective, Xinzi can certainly understand this, but understanding is understanding, and I still can't help but want to blacken the newspaper... Your breasts are fake!No, you have no chest, only pectoral muscles!Then your pectoral muscles are actually water-filled meat!
Also, to be able to capture this kind of moment in a moment and to zoom in and tune it in high-definition to find clues... Are you a devil!
Mori Kogoro rubbed his chin and fell into thinking, but judging from the corner of his grinning mouth, it is clear that he is definitely not thinking about something nutritious... Hehe, this kid seems to be quite good at this aspect Well, I can ask for some tips, um.
Finally, Xiaolan broke the silence and said with an awkward smile:
"Ah, ah haha... I think the former should be unlikely."
As girlfriends who grew up together and didn't know how many times they went into the bathhouse hot spring pool together, Xiaolan still dared to vouch for Xinzi's official bust.
Hearing what Xiaolan said, Hattori Heiji was even more sure of his speculation:
"Then it's the latter. The person in the video I'm talking about is not Kudo Shinko. Mori-san, didn't you just say that Kudo often asked for leave and didn't go to school well during this time? Well, before and after the release of the secretary dance video , have you ever seen her in person?"
"Eh...?" Such a question really made Xiaolan enlightened instantly, and she said in retrospect: "The last time I saw Xinzi was before she participated in the "NARUTO" full-real virtual experience game last Saturday. I haven’t seen her since then. Including the video of the secretary dancing two days after the game ended, I haven’t seen her in person. Even when I called her to ask about it, she was very perfunctory and Change the subject and don't want to discuss this with me."
When I think about it this way... I am horrified when I think about it carefully!
Xinzi is drooping with dead fish eyes... Please, don't put on an expression of "so there is a big conspiracy in this", I don't want to discuss it just because it is too embarrassing, okay, who would like to keep Take your own shame!
"If the person in the video is really not Kudo, and Kudo is always absent from school and whereabouts are unknown... can it be understood that there are two 'Kudou's"? Ah, I mean, Kudo has a double and is taken She herself agreed, otherwise Makudo would not be indifferent when he saw this video of the secretary dance." Hattori Heiji continued to talk about his speculation.
Every time he said a word, Xinzi's little heart twitched. Although the other party's brains were too big, he was really right from a certain point of view.
You must know that since she put on the small vest of "Edogawa Conan", she has been relatively stable, and now she rarely encounters a vest crisis.
Xiaolan was frightened by Hattori Heiji's words, and the more she thought about it, the more uneasy she became, so she quickly took out her mobile phone and called Xinzi:
"I... I'll contact Xinzi!"
Xiaolan was frightened by the replacement of Xinzi, so in order to avoid falling off the horse on the spot, he had to start an embarrassing performance immediately:
"Ah...Sister Xiaolan, my stomach is not feeling well, I'm going to the bathroom..."
After finishing speaking, he hurriedly ran out without waiting for anyone in the room to respond.
After running out to close the door, Shinko glanced back at the door... Tsk, you can't take this guy Hattori Heiji lightly.
In order to ensure safety, Xinzi didn't really go to the bathroom, in case that black skin suddenly came out and heard her answering the phone.He simply ran outside to answer the call, keeping some distance from that black skin.
The adults in the house didn't care too much about the children's behavior, but Hattori Heiji said to Xiaolan again:
"Excuse me, when you call later, can you turn on the speakerphone and record the call? Maybe I can hear some information from it."
"Well, it's okay." Xiaolan has no objection to this, and she also wants to determine the safety of her new son as soon as possible.
Select Xinzi's mobile phone number in the phone book, and then click the dial button.
After waiting for a long time, the connection over there was finally——
【Hello?Lan, what's wrong? 】
Hearing the familiar voice on the phone, Xiao Lan was half relieved... Wait, the voice can also be disguised:
"Xin...Xinzi, where are you now?"
[Didn't you say that I was pursuing a very difficult case elsewhere, so I have to leave for a while, what's the matter, what happened? 】
"Eh? Yeah, it's not like something happened..." Xiaolan didn't know how to respond for a moment, so she could only prevaricate: "Ah, speaking of which, this year's winter school trip is about to begin. The place I went to is very famous, and it seems that I can still ski... I wonder if you can come back to participate?"
【Study trip...it sounds good...I hope I can catch up. 】
Xinzi, who used a bowknot voice changer to answer the phone outside, couldn't help sighing a little after learning about the school trip. She really wanted to go...but the ghost knows if her body can change back at that time.
At this time, on the road behind him, he saw a few senior elementary school students walking towards him from a distance, and Xinzi hurriedly turned his body to cover the bowknot voice changer in his hand.
Although I feel sorry for Xiaolan, she just wants to end this call quickly, in case she finds out about Hattori Heiji:
"Lan, did you come to me just to talk about the school trip? If I have time to go back to Tokyo, I will definitely go to participate. If there is nothing else, I will hang up first. I still have some matter……"
"Ah, wait, Xinzi!" Xiaolan hurriedly stopped, with some hesitation, and finally asked awkwardly: "That... you... are Xinzi, you are Xinzi, right?"
"Huh? What stupid things are you talking about? I am not Kudo Shinko who is it?" Although he knew why Xiaolan would ask such a question, Xinzi still acted and said in a very embarrassing tone: " I’m not that Kudo Shinko who’s been with you since kindergarten, can I help you recall a few embarrassing things in your kindergarten, for example, the teacher arranged the bed closest to you because you often peed your pants The location of the toilet or something."
This is not only in line with her persona who is always venomous and tame, but also can be used as evidence to prove that she is the genuine original Kudo Shinko, she is really a little genius... Xinzi silently gave herself a thumbs up in her heart .
However, Xiaolan on the other side of the phone is not in such a good mood... She is in the public release mode, and this kind of embarrassment is all known by others!
"Okay, okay, it's okay!" Xiaolan interrupted hurriedly, in case Xinzi would reveal other black history about her, "Didn't you just say that you were busy, Xinzi, then hurry up Get busy, I won't bother you, we'll talk next time when I have time."
After hanging up the phone, Ran said to Hattori Heiji with a straight face:
"I'm sure, the real Kudo Shinko is on the phone."
The so-called childishness is sometimes distressing because of this... The other party knows all about your little shame that no one knows about.
Hattori Heiji still maintained his superb detective professionalism, and said solemnly:
"The conversation just now was recorded, right? Can you connect it to the computer? There is a place I want to listen to again."
Xiaolan had no objection, and lent the computer on the office desk to Hattori Heiji.
Then... I heard Hattori Heiji use the computer to endlessly repeat the passage of being changed beds in the kindergarten due to bedwetting.
"Hat... Hattori-kun!" Xiaolan blushed, trying to stop Hattori Heiji's horrible behavior.
"Hush——" Hattori Heiji signaled Xiaolan not to speak, and then adjusted the sound effect to the clearest state.
Xiaolan: "..."
……
Just when Xinzi ran back from the outside and was about to open the door to enter the house, he stopped pushing the door because of the movement in the house.
I saw a part of her call just now being played in the room... Was the call she just had with Xiaolan recorded by Xiaolan?No, it must have been instigated by that bastard Hattori Heiji!
"Hmph, I finally heard it clearly!" Hattori Heiji looked proud.
Xiao Lan, who was forced to listen to the high-definition version of her glorious bed-wetting story countless times, has turned from blushing to black now, "Ah, yes, what did you hear?"
"It's the background sound!"
"Background sound?" Xiaolan didn't expect Hattori Heiji to listen to it for a long time...it was just listening to the background sound?
Hattori Heiji explained:
"In the background sound, listening to the voice, there are a few children passing by near Kudo, and those children are saying, 'The Winter Cup is about to start, although the champion is definitely Teiko, but I still want to see it, anyway, away from the school It's not far away.'...What is the most famous club in Teiko Middle School?"
"Basketball." Xiaolan replied without hesitation. The name of the basketball club of Diguang Middle School is well-known in the whole country. When the "Generation of Miracles" plays, let alone the championship, it is simply a full-scale slap in the face.
"That's right, so the 'Winter Cup' discussed by those brats should refer to this year's National Middle School Basketball Winter League. This year, the venue for the Winter Cup is the gymnasium at the junction of Mihua Town and Kuboto Town in Tokyo. Since the children say that they are not far from their school, they should be the students of the school in Mihua Town or Kuboto Town. At this time, the students are not long after school, and those little ghosts are walking home again , it can be seen that their home is not far from the school. And when Kudo was on the phone, they happened to pass by Kudo, which means... Hehe, Kudo is lying, saying that she is pursuing the case elsewhere, let alone not. It's Tokyo, she's nearby right now!" Hattori Heiji slapped the table and concluded.
"What?!" Xiaolan subconsciously shouted in surprise.
【what? ! 】
Xinzi outside the door also shouted in his heart... Tsk, at that time, he was only thinking about how to fool Xiaolan, and didn't pay attention to the surrounding situation, he was careless!
This guy Hattori Heiji... Tsk.
Just as Xinzi wailed in his heart, "Everything is over" and "Alas", waiting for Xiaolan to call again immediately, yelling at her and wanting to drag her back to reward her with a Gundam Thunderbolt...
"However, she's fine, as long as she's safe."
But I heard Xiaolan in the room say this with some relief after being surprised and angry.
"Eh?" It wasn't just Shinko who was surprised, Hattori Heiji was also somewhat unexpected, "Aren't you angry that Kudo lied to you?"
"Of course I'm angry, but... she must have a reason for doing this."
The author has something to say: For Xiaolan’s bed-wetting in kindergarten, please refer to the original work "Memories of Sakura Class".
Hattori Heiji didn't react to Xinzi's sudden rebuttal, he just took it as a kid's talk, and then, pointing at the screen on the phone, he explained:
"Here, look at this picture."
This is a moment in the video, after Heiji Hattori paused, he magnified the screen infinitely and took a screenshot.
"Look, this is a leaning forward movement in the dance, and the collar of the shirt worn by 'Kudo Shinko' is round neck. I searched the official Twitter of 'Kudo Shinko Support Association' and found that there is It is recorded that her measurements are 78-58-84. According to my precise and careful calculation, under this kind of curvature of the waist, the length of the neckline, and the shape of the bust, a certain amount of cleavage will definitely be exposed. But at this moment I freeze, where there should be breast and groove lines, there is still no trace of the line, so there are only two possibilities... First, Kudo Shinko's usual breasts are fake; second, The Kudo Shinko in the video is a fake!"
After Hattori Heiji's shocking remarks, the room was completely silent.
Obviously how it sounds makes people want to shout "pervert!" and then slap him, but Hattori Heiji has a serious face and a rigorous detective style... On the contrary, it makes people feel that he is angry at him for this. You are the one with impure thoughts.
As the central figure being discussed and also a detective, Xinzi can certainly understand this, but understanding is understanding, and I still can't help but want to blacken the newspaper... Your breasts are fake!No, you have no chest, only pectoral muscles!Then your pectoral muscles are actually water-filled meat!
Also, to be able to capture this kind of moment in a moment and to zoom in and tune it in high-definition to find clues... Are you a devil!
Mori Kogoro rubbed his chin and fell into thinking, but judging from the corner of his grinning mouth, it is clear that he is definitely not thinking about something nutritious... Hehe, this kid seems to be quite good at this aspect Well, I can ask for some tips, um.
Finally, Xiaolan broke the silence and said with an awkward smile:
"Ah, ah haha... I think the former should be unlikely."
As girlfriends who grew up together and didn't know how many times they went into the bathhouse hot spring pool together, Xiaolan still dared to vouch for Xinzi's official bust.
Hearing what Xiaolan said, Hattori Heiji was even more sure of his speculation:
"Then it's the latter. The person in the video I'm talking about is not Kudo Shinko. Mori-san, didn't you just say that Kudo often asked for leave and didn't go to school well during this time? Well, before and after the release of the secretary dance video , have you ever seen her in person?"
"Eh...?" Such a question really made Xiaolan enlightened instantly, and she said in retrospect: "The last time I saw Xinzi was before she participated in the "NARUTO" full-real virtual experience game last Saturday. I haven’t seen her since then. Including the video of the secretary dancing two days after the game ended, I haven’t seen her in person. Even when I called her to ask about it, she was very perfunctory and Change the subject and don't want to discuss this with me."
When I think about it this way... I am horrified when I think about it carefully!
Xinzi is drooping with dead fish eyes... Please, don't put on an expression of "so there is a big conspiracy in this", I don't want to discuss it just because it is too embarrassing, okay, who would like to keep Take your own shame!
"If the person in the video is really not Kudo, and Kudo is always absent from school and whereabouts are unknown... can it be understood that there are two 'Kudou's"? Ah, I mean, Kudo has a double and is taken She herself agreed, otherwise Makudo would not be indifferent when he saw this video of the secretary dance." Hattori Heiji continued to talk about his speculation.
Every time he said a word, Xinzi's little heart twitched. Although the other party's brains were too big, he was really right from a certain point of view.
You must know that since she put on the small vest of "Edogawa Conan", she has been relatively stable, and now she rarely encounters a vest crisis.
Xiaolan was frightened by Hattori Heiji's words, and the more she thought about it, the more uneasy she became, so she quickly took out her mobile phone and called Xinzi:
"I... I'll contact Xinzi!"
Xiaolan was frightened by the replacement of Xinzi, so in order to avoid falling off the horse on the spot, he had to start an embarrassing performance immediately:
"Ah...Sister Xiaolan, my stomach is not feeling well, I'm going to the bathroom..."
After finishing speaking, he hurriedly ran out without waiting for anyone in the room to respond.
After running out to close the door, Shinko glanced back at the door... Tsk, you can't take this guy Hattori Heiji lightly.
In order to ensure safety, Xinzi didn't really go to the bathroom, in case that black skin suddenly came out and heard her answering the phone.He simply ran outside to answer the call, keeping some distance from that black skin.
The adults in the house didn't care too much about the children's behavior, but Hattori Heiji said to Xiaolan again:
"Excuse me, when you call later, can you turn on the speakerphone and record the call? Maybe I can hear some information from it."
"Well, it's okay." Xiaolan has no objection to this, and she also wants to determine the safety of her new son as soon as possible.
Select Xinzi's mobile phone number in the phone book, and then click the dial button.
After waiting for a long time, the connection over there was finally——
【Hello?Lan, what's wrong? 】
Hearing the familiar voice on the phone, Xiao Lan was half relieved... Wait, the voice can also be disguised:
"Xin...Xinzi, where are you now?"
[Didn't you say that I was pursuing a very difficult case elsewhere, so I have to leave for a while, what's the matter, what happened? 】
"Eh? Yeah, it's not like something happened..." Xiaolan didn't know how to respond for a moment, so she could only prevaricate: "Ah, speaking of which, this year's winter school trip is about to begin. The place I went to is very famous, and it seems that I can still ski... I wonder if you can come back to participate?"
【Study trip...it sounds good...I hope I can catch up. 】
Xinzi, who used a bowknot voice changer to answer the phone outside, couldn't help sighing a little after learning about the school trip. She really wanted to go...but the ghost knows if her body can change back at that time.
At this time, on the road behind him, he saw a few senior elementary school students walking towards him from a distance, and Xinzi hurriedly turned his body to cover the bowknot voice changer in his hand.
Although I feel sorry for Xiaolan, she just wants to end this call quickly, in case she finds out about Hattori Heiji:
"Lan, did you come to me just to talk about the school trip? If I have time to go back to Tokyo, I will definitely go to participate. If there is nothing else, I will hang up first. I still have some matter……"
"Ah, wait, Xinzi!" Xiaolan hurriedly stopped, with some hesitation, and finally asked awkwardly: "That... you... are Xinzi, you are Xinzi, right?"
"Huh? What stupid things are you talking about? I am not Kudo Shinko who is it?" Although he knew why Xiaolan would ask such a question, Xinzi still acted and said in a very embarrassing tone: " I’m not that Kudo Shinko who’s been with you since kindergarten, can I help you recall a few embarrassing things in your kindergarten, for example, the teacher arranged the bed closest to you because you often peed your pants The location of the toilet or something."
This is not only in line with her persona who is always venomous and tame, but also can be used as evidence to prove that she is the genuine original Kudo Shinko, she is really a little genius... Xinzi silently gave herself a thumbs up in her heart .
However, Xiaolan on the other side of the phone is not in such a good mood... She is in the public release mode, and this kind of embarrassment is all known by others!
"Okay, okay, it's okay!" Xiaolan interrupted hurriedly, in case Xinzi would reveal other black history about her, "Didn't you just say that you were busy, Xinzi, then hurry up Get busy, I won't bother you, we'll talk next time when I have time."
After hanging up the phone, Ran said to Hattori Heiji with a straight face:
"I'm sure, the real Kudo Shinko is on the phone."
The so-called childishness is sometimes distressing because of this... The other party knows all about your little shame that no one knows about.
Hattori Heiji still maintained his superb detective professionalism, and said solemnly:
"The conversation just now was recorded, right? Can you connect it to the computer? There is a place I want to listen to again."
Xiaolan had no objection, and lent the computer on the office desk to Hattori Heiji.
Then... I heard Hattori Heiji use the computer to endlessly repeat the passage of being changed beds in the kindergarten due to bedwetting.
"Hat... Hattori-kun!" Xiaolan blushed, trying to stop Hattori Heiji's horrible behavior.
"Hush——" Hattori Heiji signaled Xiaolan not to speak, and then adjusted the sound effect to the clearest state.
Xiaolan: "..."
……
Just when Xinzi ran back from the outside and was about to open the door to enter the house, he stopped pushing the door because of the movement in the house.
I saw a part of her call just now being played in the room... Was the call she just had with Xiaolan recorded by Xiaolan?No, it must have been instigated by that bastard Hattori Heiji!
"Hmph, I finally heard it clearly!" Hattori Heiji looked proud.
Xiao Lan, who was forced to listen to the high-definition version of her glorious bed-wetting story countless times, has turned from blushing to black now, "Ah, yes, what did you hear?"
"It's the background sound!"
"Background sound?" Xiaolan didn't expect Hattori Heiji to listen to it for a long time...it was just listening to the background sound?
Hattori Heiji explained:
"In the background sound, listening to the voice, there are a few children passing by near Kudo, and those children are saying, 'The Winter Cup is about to start, although the champion is definitely Teiko, but I still want to see it, anyway, away from the school It's not far away.'...What is the most famous club in Teiko Middle School?"
"Basketball." Xiaolan replied without hesitation. The name of the basketball club of Diguang Middle School is well-known in the whole country. When the "Generation of Miracles" plays, let alone the championship, it is simply a full-scale slap in the face.
"That's right, so the 'Winter Cup' discussed by those brats should refer to this year's National Middle School Basketball Winter League. This year, the venue for the Winter Cup is the gymnasium at the junction of Mihua Town and Kuboto Town in Tokyo. Since the children say that they are not far from their school, they should be the students of the school in Mihua Town or Kuboto Town. At this time, the students are not long after school, and those little ghosts are walking home again , it can be seen that their home is not far from the school. And when Kudo was on the phone, they happened to pass by Kudo, which means... Hehe, Kudo is lying, saying that she is pursuing the case elsewhere, let alone not. It's Tokyo, she's nearby right now!" Hattori Heiji slapped the table and concluded.
"What?!" Xiaolan subconsciously shouted in surprise.
【what? ! 】
Xinzi outside the door also shouted in his heart... Tsk, at that time, he was only thinking about how to fool Xiaolan, and didn't pay attention to the surrounding situation, he was careless!
This guy Hattori Heiji... Tsk.
Just as Xinzi wailed in his heart, "Everything is over" and "Alas", waiting for Xiaolan to call again immediately, yelling at her and wanting to drag her back to reward her with a Gundam Thunderbolt...
"However, she's fine, as long as she's safe."
But I heard Xiaolan in the room say this with some relief after being surprised and angry.
"Eh?" It wasn't just Shinko who was surprised, Hattori Heiji was also somewhat unexpected, "Aren't you angry that Kudo lied to you?"
"Of course I'm angry, but... she must have a reason for doing this."
The author has something to say: For Xiaolan’s bed-wetting in kindergarten, please refer to the original work "Memories of Sakura Class".
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