[Comprehensive] How to use superpowers if you don't learn well

Whenever there is a possibility that things will go wrong, no matter how small the possibility is, it will happen.

This assertion was made by Edward Murphy and is named after him.It is the famous psychological effect known as "Murphy's Law" by the world.

And for Osamu Dazai at this moment, what kind of development would he consider "bad"?

"Who said that it's so bad, can you sue him for fraud?" Osamu Dazai withdrew his gaze, raised his head and swallowed a whole glass of water with the ice cubes inside.

The octagonal smooth cube was stuck in his throat, and the suffocation caused by the tracheal obstruction was indeed a good way to commit suicide.

But Osamu Dazai cannot die now.

At least Zhongyuan Zhong can't let him die so smoothly now.

He stepped into the shop door, gathered his five fingers together, clenched into a fist, and then punched Dazai Osamu whose face was slightly purple in the abdomen.

The answer is very obvious, even the truth comes out automatically, just like the piece of ice that was spat out by Osamu Dazai and then rolled to Morino Lv's feet.

She took a big step back in disgust, and stepped on the stairs leading to the second floor at the corner of the shop again.

Going to school tomorrow, Odasaku went upstairs grabbing five radish heads.After answering the last extra difficult question for Shinji, Morino Midori was finally able to escape from the hell called "Oda".Oda Saku said to send her off, but was blocked back by Morino Midori's stack of "no, no, no".

The small violent theater on the first floor was quiet, at least not audible on the second floor.As for the owner of the curry shop standing inside the counter, every muscle on his round face remained motionless, like a perfectly fitted mask, and he could tell he was a social person who was too sophisticated.

"Need I to ask 'what happened'?"

"No, there is no need to bother Ms. Morino with such a trivial matter." Osamu Dazai lay weakly on the table, but his mouth did not stop for a moment, and he was extremely energetic, "Chuya, it is Ms. Morino! Don't you want to say hello?" !" He asked "quietly" in a breathy voice that everyone on the first floor could hear.

Now Zhong Yuan wished that the time could be turned back to half a minute ago, so that Osamu Dazai would end his sinful life, "Shut up!"

"Tch——I know how to be handsome, these days the tsundere character design is no longer popular, Ei Chuya." Osamu Dazai rested his chin on the table, and rambled, "Although I don't know that the mutual attraction between your gravity operations is a What is the principle, but it is not surprising that there are precedents for substitute messengers, but there are also disgusting types of substitute messengers, like that..."

It was another punch, with a rust-colored outline faintly controlled by gravity, piercing through the wooden tabletop that Osamu Dazai was lying on.As for Osamu Dazai himself, he straightened up almost at the same time that Nakahara Chuya dropped his fist, and stood up with a smile to dodge the flying sawdust.

"Zhongye, lose money." He said again.

Regardless of whether the induction between gravity operations exists in two directions, anyway, how annoying Osamu Dazai is is a fact that is obvious to all between the two gravity operators.

It's even worse than Wu Jianning's irony.

Morino Lu rubbed his temples, and decided to leave this place of right and wrong.She walked to the two of them, at the door of the store, and nodded to Zhong Yuanzhong, "Long time no see, Mr. Zhong Yuan."

She felt like she was going numb.Even how many words "Long time no see" I said today, I want to clear it from my mind.

"Oh. You seem to be doing well." Zhong Yuan also snorted softly.

Morino Green said: "Thanks to you."

"Oh—wait a minute, what does it matter to me if you're doing well?!"

"Didn't you ask? Besides, I'm just being polite to you." Morino Lv frowned, looking puzzled.

Her words made Osamu Dazai laugh gleefully.The picture he was looking forward to the most finally appeared!Nakahara also looked deflated in the hand of another gravity operator!

I worked tirelessly to chat with Mori Yelu, a middle school girl, for two hours, although the more I talked, the more I felt that she wished she could raise her fist and hit her face in the next second.Even if the Central Plains could not be poured into the concrete and then sunk into Yokohama Bay, the scene in front of him was enough for him to pay back.Sideways avoiding the seasoning bottle thrown by Nakahara Nakaya, Dazai Osamu exited the spicy curry restaurant in a good manner, "Then I won't bother you two to reminisce, let's go first." The young man walked briskly, and even hummed a little tune.

It was only then that Nakahara Chuya remembered why he came, and he yelled at Dazai Osamu's leaving back: "Dazai, you bastard, go and pay back the bar debt on my name!!!"

Osamu Dazai is a cruel man.

Looking at the blue veins on Nakahara Chuya's forehead, the atheist Morino Midori wanted to pray to the gods for the first time so that she and Osamu Dazai would have an indefinite relationship.Or at least after finding out the relationship between Dazai Osamu and Akutagawa Ryunosuke, it would be fine for her to see him less often.

It’s just that if Morino Midori knows that two years later, Osamu Dazai will enter the Armed Detective Agency through the introduction of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and she will definitely condemn her current self for not carrying out her beliefs as a materialist from beginning to end. .

But these are the aftermath.

Right now, after praying, Morino Lun pays more attention to wondering why Zhongye Zhongye didn't just catch up.

"Mr. Zhongyuan, why don't you stare at him?"

After all, Osamu Dazai didn't look like the type who would obediently pay back the debt.No... Maybe even if he held his head down, he might not be able to listen to people.

"No, I'll take you back first." He said suddenly.

"Ah? Stop it!" Morino Green had already seen through the nature of the port mafia as a big trouble.She doesn't want more contact!

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked sideways when he heard the words, and first lingered on the girl's face.She wasn't thin, and her chin was even a bit rounder. It seemed that she had a good life in Yokohama.Then Zhongyuan Zhong also relied on his slightly taller stature to see the pitch-black monitoring device covered under the forest green scarf.He frowned, and the irritability of the other half of his body immediately took over.

Immediately, he slapped Senyelu on the head.

This slap was windy, heavy and ruthless, and he didn't hesitate at all. It was clear that he was bullying Sen Yelu and couldn't dodge it because of his slow reaction.

Morino Green was in pain and wanted to scream and curse.Obviously, even the president of Hawksbrad Germany Kida Fukuzawa has never hit her like this! ! !

Besides, it's the same gravity operation, so why be too anxious, brother!

The girl covered her head, ready to be full of swear words and complaints in an instant.The bullet was loaded and the safety was off, but all the words she was going to blurt out were stuck behind her teeth.

She saw Nakahara Chuya's face clearly.Without any expression, like a frozen lake.

At six o'clock in the afternoon, Yokohama has fallen into a drowsy twilight, but it is rare that there is no wind, and there is no sad scene that poets and writers need to use lonely words to set off.

It's just that the sky is gray.

The clouds are like dry and chapped riverbeds, from which no more rain can fall.

So she suddenly realized that winter is a season that is easy to make people sad.

The author has something to say: Chuya: I don’t want to talk, I just want to hit someone, let’s start with the one in front of me

Morino Green:? ? ? ?