[Comprehensive] Dream Demon Counseling Guide

"It's impossible to go to the hospital for such a disease that doctors have never heard of!"

Sakata Gintoki yelled at her almost in the next second.He circled around in place several times, and it seemed that this incident had hit him much harder than he had imagined, to the point where he even started to escape from reality.

"I see, it must be that Ah Yin and your aura are not compatible, that's why this is the case, it must be like this."

Takeshita Izumi let out a hehe, letting him accept the reality very calmly.

Although she doesn't know what to do next, she feels a little happy seeing Sakata Yinshi like this.

The so-called schadenfreude is probably like this.

But soon she couldn't be happy, Sakata Gintoki's companions ran over panting, one was a boy with round glasses dressed like a samurai, and the other was a Chinese girl with a bun.

Sakata Gintoki is the boss of Master House, the kind of person who will do anything as long as he is paid.This is what Izumi Takeshita learned through their conversations.

But to be honest, this guy really doesn't look like a boss or is he conscious?If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, the other party's identity as a vagrant might be deeply ingrained in her heart.

It's probably the feeling that this kind of person can be a boss.

"What? Because I couldn't help but tell my wife, I was kicked out directly, and now I'm going to get a divorce, so I came here to entrust?!"

Sakata Gintoki's mouth didn't seem to stop from the very beginning, "Did you think that this is a hot line for relationship counseling! This kind of thing can only be forgiven and solved perfectly if you sit down in front of your wife!"

"That's right, Alu won't be happy if outsiders intervene forcibly in this kind of thing, but the other party seems to be very rich!" Vinegar kelp, I promised to come down, Aru!"

"At least a room full of strawberry milk will do, bastard!"

……

Izumi Takeshita felt that if he didn't do something, they might discuss with each other for more than half an hour about whether it was strawberry milk or vinegar kombu. I feel it clearly.

Perhaps this is the tragedy at the bottom of the food chain.

She thought so, and said it unconsciously, in exchange for the other party's embarrassing eyes with grief and indignation.

"I'm sorry, I was just careless just now." She coughed, trying to steer the topic in another direction.

"There's really no need to say this kind of insincere apology!" Judging from the voice, the young man should be quite broken inside, "And you are really strange with a different style of painting, how can you have normal hair It's colorful under the sun!"

"Huh? Did you say hair?" Izumi Takeshita was quite happy to notice the difference. She picked up a strand of hair and turned it around, "Don't worry about it, it's just about racial characteristics. What I want to say is about you guys. It's something that the house entrusts."

The young man may have been shocked by her: "...so the Marysu tribe really exists... No, are you lying to the child! This must be the special effect of dyeing!"

"Marysu? No, I'm much more senior than that." Izumi Takeshita replied, and then patted Gintoki Sakata on the shoulder, "Speaking of which, Mr. Gintoki, you don't think that the rich businessman's situation Does it look familiar?"

"...This kind of family conflict is basically...wait a minute, don't you think it is!" Sakata Gintoki's expression gradually solidified, from a careless casualness to a serious one, "Is it the one Ah Yin imagined!"

"That's right, from the description, the symptoms fit perfectly." Izumi Takeshita nodded.

"...Is that so? Alu! I understand too!" The Baotou girl also looked serious.

"This way of speaking is no different from the code, it's really a test, and Kagura, what do you understand? You don't even understand what they are saying!"

Izumi Takeshita found that she seemed to be only able to describe the other party in terms of being tired, but it might be because she accepted her own attributes or the relationship was weakened after the virus was infected. Except for the moment just now, she didn't have a strong desire to complain.

And does the name Kagura sound familiar?

"What, so Shinpachi, you haven't understood the situation." The girl named Kagura put on a big sister's head, "No matter what, just follow Silver Sauce."

Izumi Takeshita was sure that he had just seen her doing some rather indecent actions, but Gintoki Sakata pressed her hard on the head, "Minors should not meddle in matters between adults! And you didn't pick up something without authorization!" Entrusting, making the client wait for a long time is still the professional ethics of Wanshiwu!"

"No, your face is already very unprofessional." Takeshita Izumi couldn't help complaining again, "Better than wasting time here, let's find a place to discuss and see if there is any solution Better?"

"The owner of the master house who complains to the guests will not have financial income—"

"Shut up!" Sakata Yinshi hurriedly covered her mouth, "Ayin will never let this happen!"

They randomly found a shop that looked a little run-down and went in, and ordered two glasses of boiled water under the waiter's eyes that didn't make sense.

Sakata Gintoki actually wanted to order Strawberry Parfait, but after Izumi Takeshita revealed that he had no money, he withdrew his hand wanting to take the menu.

In his words, Ah Yin's money should be donated to others! JUMP is more important than life, how can you just spend it here because of a strawberry sundae.

From a certain point of view, this person is really hopeless, but it's a pity that she doesn't have currency on her, otherwise she would be happy to invite her.

"About this inexplicable complaint disease, Ah Yin's suggestion is to hand over the source of infection to research and then develop a vaccine, otherwise, according to the infection rate, sooner or later it will become a planet flooded by complaints!" Sakata Yinshi patted the table while Said, "So, you bastard, turn yourself in! Even if you have no morals, you should at least have a sense of social responsibility! Don't you feel sad when you see the social order being chaotic because of you!"

"...it hasn't reached the level of social disorder, you fellow, don't be alarmist!" Izumi Takeshita almost spit out a mouthful of water, "And why do I have to turn myself in, did this virus grow on me, or was it passed to me by someone else? Bar!"

"There are all kinds of strange aliens on the spaceship I'm sitting on. They must be the source of infection!"

"...Aren't you a celestial being?"

"No, absolutely natives of the planet." Izumi Takeshita rolled his eyes, "But the race is not human... That's not the point, the point is to figure out the infection method and where the celestial beings on the spaceship are. .”

She corrected her usual address, "Aren't you a master of everything? You should be very good at finding someone, right?"

"Huh? Do you want to entrust? I told you in advance that Yin and I are very expensive. I need at least ten boxes of strawberry milk to start!"

"Are you confused by strawberry milk?" Izumi Takeshita disdainfully said, "And this is not a commission, it's just a way to save yourself, and you don't want to offend all the customers because of this weird disease and close the door Good luck, right?"

She has no money at all, where did the entrustment come from?And this matter also has the interests of the other party in it, of course it can be saved if it can be saved.

"By the way, I suddenly remembered something." Izumi Takeshita patted his head, "Does that girl named Kagura have a brother?"

"Yeah...there is a brat brother...wait a minute, how did you know that!"

"I met him on the boat." Izumi Takeshita directly skipped the hijacking incident, "Since his sister is in your store, can you use his relationship to ask him to help find someone? Those people are quite afraid of him. Remember."

"You must have misunderstood Kamui, you must be." Sakata Gintoki couldn't help complaining, "How could he help with such a plastic relationship—and it would be very unreliable to ask such a dangerous person to help! "

"Well said!" Someone next to him slapped the table and stood up, "You are still the silver time I know! I probably already know the matter, let's work together to eliminate the source of infection!"

When he said this, the pet behind him, which resembled a mixture of a duck and a ghost, silently held up a sign to cheer up, no matter how you looked at it, it was that kind of funny style.

"...Well, who are you?" She scratched her head, a little confused.

Judging from the other party's language, he and Sakata Gintoki should be acquaintances, but Gintoki's expression is not like that at all, it's just a look that he doesn't want to talk to.

"In Gui Xiaotaro." The man who claimed to be Gui Xiaotaro wearing a bamboo hat even bowed to her seriously, "I ask for your advice before eliminating the pathogen."

Izumi Takeshita felt that their brain circuits might not be on the same line.

"Don't pay attention to this guy, this guy doesn't make sense to anyone except Elizabeth who can communicate." Sakata Gintoki obviously looked familiar, he waved his hand and looked at Gui, "Hey, let me tell you, this kind of communication with you Don't come here to meddle in things that have nothing to do with your career."

He even glanced outside the door several times, as if confirming something, "Anyway, why don't others see that I have any contact with you..."

"Of course!" Gui Xiaotaro raised his voice slightly, "Because of the strange illness that came from nowhere, the people with lofty ideals are motivated to fight because of complaints. If things go on like this, not to mention the great cause, even the declaration of war cannot be held!"

"...It sounds serious." Izumi Takeshita rubbed his nose, feeling guilty for some reason.

"It's very serious! This affects the fate of the country..." Before he could finish speaking, Yinshi pressed the back of his head and pressed him on the table.

"Ignore this guy...By the way, get me another strawberry parfait! Put it on this guy's account!"

Takeshita Izumi, who was watching the incident, was stunned for a moment, and finally couldn't help but spit out a cursive word.

...This is too shameless!

Although she didn't know what kind of grievances and grievances there were between the two of them, judging from what happened just now, this guy named Gui was a bit too miserable.

And Yin Shi didn't hold back his hands at all, he just passed out!