[Comprehensive] The painting style of time travel is wrong

Everyone has their own fantasies.

It's different from wanting to win 500 million, wanting to bring down the evil empire across the Pacific, wanting a handsome husband/wife who combines human virtues, etc.It's the kind of nonsense, illogical, purer fantasy...

Relying on that fantasy, we soar above billions of stars, swim under the deep sea, and drive dinosaurs to gallop on the grasslands hundreds of millions of years ago...

Although * has limits, the innocent fantasy leads us to gallop in a world without boundaries.

However, with the growth of age and the development of today's natural science, one mysterious phenomenon after another has been denied. The development of scientific and technological level is the fact there. If you dare to think wildly, physicists, chemists or biologists will jump Come out, give him a slap in the face, and finally use the name of "pseudoscience" to criticize it for thousands of years.

The colorful wings of fairy tales have become pale to us now, so those who compile fairy tales have extended their tentacles to the different world of sword and magic, or the future of nothingness.

In a place where the author can make up the rules of the world as he likes, the teenager will always meet a beautiful and kind princess, who becomes the savior because of her inexplicable specialties; the girl will meet a handsome prince, accompany him to grow up step by step, and finally become that world hero.

Their journey is naturally full of exciting adventures: thrilling battles, searching for legendary lost treasures, defeating evil demon kings who try to rule the world, and unifying the world with a little exaggeration...

Oh, sorry, the trend is to change the "a" above to plural nouns.

Although this kind of story has become too overflowing and somewhat stereotyped, people are still full of interest in it, except for some works that use the name of a different world to satisfy readers' physiological needs, after all, everyone has adventures* Those cruel realities have been hidden for too long, and we are tired of the same monotonous life in reality. Such stories can always bring us spiritual comfort.

But have you ever found that in your spare time, do you inadvertently look up at the blue sky and imagine yourself flying freely among the clouds against the refreshing breeze?

The aliens gave Tang Xuening such an opportunity.

Fantastic animals, quirky goblins, powerful magic, brave teenage protagonists...

And all kinds of strategy targets with high popularity and good looks.

It's just that this world may be a little bit different from what the girl imagined...

error?

The thick snow gradually melted under the warm sunshine, and the stream that turned into a mountain stream rushed between the jagged rocks. The trees that had been sleeping for a whole winter sprouted green shoots, and the air was full of skin-numbing Moisture, but it is not difficult to find the fragrance of flowers and earth in it after careful distinction.Everything is waking up from the dance of the goddess of winter "Frozen Man", ready to embrace the embrace of the goddess of spring "Warm".

The girl stood in the icy stream, looking at the barren village not far away, her eyes narrowed into thin slits.

Under the curling smoke, there are several ugly huts built of thatch, branches and mud surrounded by simple wooden fences. A few shriveled furs are hung on the wooden frame outside the house, and a group of people are gathering around a large pot.

Looking left and right, I didn't see the camera. After confirming that it wasn't shooting any movie or a program like survival in the wild, the girl couldn't help but sigh:

What a pure natural pastoral scenery...

Then, the girl raised her head with a smile on her face, and raised her middle finger boldly towards the bright blue sky!

Deep in my heart, I used various languages ​​and methods to greet the alien's maternal relatives, and at the same time, my heart was full of remorse.

What caused the illusion that this time it would be very smooth?

Is it because the aliens recognized me for the first time, and decided to adopt the idea of ​​"making the plot easier" to let myself relax?

Or is it the first time that the aliens are kind enough to allow me to choose a familiar world among the several worlds they have given, so that I feel that I finally understand the plot and the target of the strategy, and I can show Mary Su Guangbo like those predecessors?

I can only say that I am so stupid and naive to think so!

Yes, the Harry Potter series is a world that knows itself very well.

Back then, this series was a classic for girls to find novels to revisit after watching the movie.

Mysterious, another world that may be hidden around you - a world full of magic. This magical world described by Rowling perfectly fits our fantasy and reveals this magical world to us little by little.

Of course, for girls, the most important thing in this world is that you can almost find all kinds of male characters in it, and there will always be a type you like:

Before rebirth, there was a nose version of the uncool but attractive popular villain Dark Lord Tom Riddle.

Tragedy and tragedy. The undercover enemy camp finally gave his life for his love, the cold-hearted professor Severus Snape.

There is a hint of melancholy in the wildness, Sirius Olaine Black who devoted himself wholeheartedly to his friends.

If it had been earlier, he could have captured Dumbledore's old enemy, the former Dark Lord Gellert Grindelwald or Newt Scamander.

If the time is later, the dragon Draco is also a good choice. (Note 1)

In the girl's memory, the hp seniors who traveled from all walks of life were so ruthless and ruthless. It is said that the old wizard Dumbledore and Harry Potter's mortal cousin Dali did not let go.

All the senior traversers have already explored the various strategy routes in this sieve-like world so clearly that they only need to attach a strategy book.

But... yes!It's this but again!

Even though he knew that the aliens who let him time travel always play cards against common sense and like to make big news, but this time it was too much!

Incarnate as a "Muggle" with no wizarding abilities.

——No problem, knowing the plot is enough to give me enough opportunities to intervene in the plot.

The crossing place is an unknown deep mountain and old forest.

——It’s not a problem for girls who have already confronted monsters from all walks of life.

But big brother alien, the timing of your script is wrong!

——Just looking at those guys with big beards and worn sacks like primitive people, it is not difficult to find that there is definitely a problem in entering this world by myself!

Come on, translate~

Pronounce it as "pure natural" and write it as "savage and primitive", pronounce it as "idyllic scenery" and write it as "poverty and backward"!

Aliens come out and take charge!

Are you sure this world is "Harry Potter" and not "2 years before history"! ?

Or is it that the prerequisite for your strategy mission this time is to live until the original story begins! ?

After complaining about the takeaway and greeting all the relatives of the alien, the girl's shoulders slumped, and she let out a long and helpless sigh.

How about we calm down and look for a time machine nearby, or build one ourselves (Note 2)?

But before that...

The girl began to wash off the blood on her body in the gurgling stream.

The forest in early spring is beautiful but also full of dangers. Most wild beasts choose to end their months-long hibernation at this time and start looking for food everywhere.

Apparently, bears and snakes aren't the only beasts in this world that do this.

Not far away, a huge animal lay dying on the shoal at the junction of the river bank.

It was a creature like a lizard, a horse, and a giant bat being disassembled by a mad scientist and then forcibly assembled together:

Huge lizard-like head, skinny black horse body and lizard-like long tail, and a pair of bat-like wings on the shoulders of the forelimbs—maybe it can be said that the traditional western dragon is replaced with The body of the horse, coupled with the skinny body, white eyes without pupils and other weird elements, made this creature full of ominous meaning.

Girls know it, the magical animal that appeared several times in the original Harry Potter—thestrals.

Only those who have faced death can see it, chasing the smell of blood, it is said that it is a magical animal that looks scary but is actually gentle.

Well, there are "tame" animals with high IQs who can understand human speech and eat meat.

The bite it gave to the girl just now was not docile at all - being docile to giants and powerful wizards doesn't mean they are also docile to ordinary people.

Obviously, the combination of these characteristics means that it should be a perfect cub killer? (Note 3)

The deep sound of hoofbeats attracted the girl's attention, and soon the shore was already full of other Thestrals attracted by the bloody smell on her body.

The girl flicked her arms and tied her black hair tightly, picked up the wooden stick thrown aside, and started to charge towards the Thestrals approaching with their mouths wide open.

At the same time, the girl began to think about another question:

Can thestrals be eaten?

——I have never heard of it being poisonous.

Are thestrals delicious?

——I don’t know, but it seems that such a little muscle can actually carry a person, and their kneading should be very chewy.

How should thestrals be eaten?

--skinny?That must be cooking soup!I just don't know if I can find onion, ginger and garlic here.

The girl is Chinese, pure.

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Small Theater - Unreliable Alien Followers

Alien program editor: (○'w'○) Are you sure there is no problem this time?

Editors of aliens: (☆) There must be no problem. We have studied nearly [-] of the hottest similar programs in detail and found that it is very good to enter the plot world in advance to dig out hidden elements and develop the main characters at the same time to increase the ratings. one of the means.For this reason, we specially found a time point when the main plot has not yet started, and the local population is small. The most important thing is that this time the Raiders know the plot!

The girl under surveillance: (╬￣盘￣) The timing is wrong!Aliens come out and take charge!

Alien editor: (╬▔dish▔) How much time did you advance?

Editors of the aliens: (°o°) Not much... It’s only about a thousand revolutions of the earth, and the time is almost up after a few sleeps.

Alien editor: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Do you know how many earth revolutions the average person on earth can live!?

Alien editors (sweat): Σ(°△°|||)︴... We think maybe we can change the plan...