[Comprehensive] The painting style of time travel is wrong

"Ding dong~"

After the crisp alarm sounded, the sleepy Harry scratched his messy hair and sat up.

He had a dream again, although it felt like the same dream as before, but he couldn't remember the content...

However, his doubts were quickly dispelled by a series of pop-up windows in the mind network.

[Where the closet is located is the frontier of humanity! ——Floo powder, accompany the development of human beings. 】

The first thing that flashed across his retina in red, bold and highlighted fonts was Floo powder's magic 3D advertisement—in fact, he has never quite understood why this global super monopoly still needs to use this method to promote yourself?

"Today in history—Miss Helga Hufflepuff became the first president of the Magic Guild, and then opened..."

I flicked my fingers lightly in the void in boredom, and the next message jumped out immediately.

[Today at 300:[-] pm, the first wave of explorers flying to the Proxima Galaxy is about to set off, and they will... [-] years later...]

This kind of news might have been a feat of global attention more than ten years ago, but now it is not even a mandatory pop-up news headline, and how many of those so-called "adventurers" really "have all human beings in their hearts"?

It is said that most of them have no choice but to participate in the work that is said to be "death is by my side, sleep for hundreds of years, work for a day or two, and get paid for the fireplace".

——In a small spaceship like a rescue cabin, artificial hibernation is used to reduce all "unnecessary" consumption. After waking up in the orbit of the target planet, a wizard needs to bring equipment to the surface to set up a fireplace , the erection is completed and the connection to the Floo network is completed.

But in this "economic" colonization method, the hundreds of years of hibernation alone is full of dangers, not to mention other unknowns, so these people are called "explorers" rather than "pioneers"— ——Without him, the death rate is too high, and they are all looking for "temporary workers" with no establishment.

But Harry felt that according to the current employment rate of wizards, he would probably become one of these people in the future.

——Thousands of years ago, wizards could do whatever they wanted; 500 years ago, wizards could do whatever they wanted; now, except for a very small number of people, this choice is no longer up to the wizards themselves. ——

Every time Harry thought of Hermione's words, the corners of Harry's mouth would twitch unconsciously.

[Recently, it is suspected that Lord Slytherin has been found near the Dongying District...]

Does this count as "news"?

How many such "suspected", "rumored" and "alleged" news have there been in these years?

What kind of role did he play in the war 11 years ago? What happened in the so-called "last battle" besides the annihilation of the War Promotion Association? Up to now, the coalition government has not given a very clear explanation. The result is now All kinds of conspiracy theories are flying all over the sky, and the adult who is said to be "missing" started his history of being witnessed all over the world.

But the next piece of news made him serious—he reported it himself.

[As to whether the Philosopher's Stone held by the heroes Potter and his wife, who both died in the 'last battle', is legal, Mr. Mailer raised the above again...]

Harry felt that his troubles were coming soon.

But now, the first thing he has to face is another trouble.

"bump!"

After a muffled sound, a girl with the holy emblem of the Scientology on her chest and holding a crowbar broke in with her little follower, Ron.

"Harry! A good life is a good body..."

"A good physique can go further on the road to glory, right?"

Harry slapped himself on the forehead, and said weakly:

"Hermione, let's not talk about whether it is safe for you to enter the room of a young man with a bloody body like this - if you continue to break into other rooms like this, your future road to glory may only be in prison After walking..."

"Don't worry, in the future I will work hard to enter the Knights Order to become a glorious psionic priest or think tank curator, and then I will be able to break into most houses reasonably and legally."

Under the surprised eyes of Harry and Ron, Hermione crossed her arms and said as a matter of course:

"Well, in the name of searching for cultists... what's wrong with you?"

Harry and Ron shook their heads hastily, then Harry whispered in a voice only he could hear:

"Nothing, just full of worries about the future of Scientology with reserve knights like you."

"What are you talking about? Get up quickly. When I came, I heard that the man had woken up yesterday."

Hermione angrily urged the boy who was still sitting on the bed in his pajamas.

"Is she awake?"

Harry asked in surprise.

"Yes, the treatment is almost complete - I never knew that sullen guy could be so cruel!"

Hermione gritted her teeth when she said this. Yes, when it was first discovered, the petrified body was covered with shocking scars—and what is even harder to believe is that they were the ones who did all of this a teacher of...

Fortunately, with the current medical technology, none of this is irreversible.

When Harry changed into casual clothes and the group came to the medical wing, they saw the black-haired girl in her twenties fiddling with the old-fashioned terminal next to the bed.

[Hogwarts Institute of Higher Education is currently one of the top ten higher education institutions in the world. Mr. Dumbledore resigned from public office after the war to devote himself to education. In order to commend his achievements in the war, the coalition government will After the Hogwarts was repaired, its weapons and long-distance space navigation capabilities were removed, and it was changed to a college and handed over to it for its management...]

"The painting style of this world is wrong!"

Turning her back to the three of them, looking at the blue planet outside the French window that occupied the entire field of vision, the girl muttered to herself with a broken face.

………………

When Tang Xuening returned to that familiar place and saw that group of familiar... well, not so familiar aliens.

The other party gave her a very rare good look.

Just after the apprehensive girl curiously asked whether they were approved for the experimental project or were sick and forgot to take medicine.

The alien expressed joyfully: This time the strategy was a great success,

"Huh? The strategy was successful?"

But she was not prepared to delve into the inexplicable success of the strategy.

You know, the whole world is abnormal when she wakes up to see the "real time" before returning to the alien, okay?

What the hell is Harry who thinks about employment all the time?

What the hell is Hermione whose dream is to join the Knights of the Scientology Guard?

What the hell is Ron who has given up hope and plans to become cannon fodder for alien exploration after graduation?

The whole world has nothing to do with the movie the girl watched!

Even the main gods in other people's reincarnation worlds are just changes from the original world. What else is there in your world except for a few people whose names have not changed?

Humans in that world have begun to colonize alien galaxies!

Of course, the girl would never say these words. Could it be that she wants to take the initiative to be a participant in the experimental project?

She just watched the introduction of the alien with a smile. She has not been idle during this time, how she worked hard to sneak into other similar crews, and stole the "core secret" that increased the ratings

——According to the "borrowed" information, the program team customized a perfect body for the protagonist!

"You call this a perfect body?"

The girl had a "fucking" expression on her face, and asked very puzzled:

"What's the matter with the skin color covered by a layer of plastic wrap on the skin of a patient who is chronically malnourished, lacks sunlight, and may have mild anemia?"

The alien calmly stated that it was "cream-like/porcelain doll-like skin", and asked someone to speak and pay attention to the impact.

"I think I have restrained myself by not saying that it is waxed and water-infused pork..."

The girl scratched her cheek, then asked a little embarrassedly:

"Then what about this fiberglass-shaped hair that can go directly to the United Nations General Assembly as a representative to denounce industrial pollution, and will definitely be promoted by major green environmental protection organizations as a typical victim?"

The alien went on to say that it was "long hair reflecting colorful light against the sun".

"Isn't this some kind of melanin deficiency syndrome!?"

The girl was shocked when she heard this, and then she said as if giving up:

"Okay, I don't think it makes sense to continue asking what's going on with these huge eyes, which are as colorful as sliced ​​carrots, and the pupils can't be distinguished at all..."

The alien proudly expressed that it was called "dark and deep colored eyes"...

"Then tell me, if you go out on the street in this way, how many people will immediately think that what they see is 'an ignorant girl who failed in plastic surgery and then turned into a vampire and climbed out of the grave again'?"

The girl pointed at the "perfect body" and asked angrily.

The aliens who came back from "learning from the scriptures" expressed doubts—why they didn't think that what they saw was "a frail lady who suffers from a disease and lives in a deep boudoir, knowing her tragic future, so she took advantage of her own When the body can still move, travel in micro-services to see the world"?

"Actually, I think it's more likely that 'the family divorced, lacked discipline, met a scumbag, became addicted to drugs, and was finally tricked into becoming a misguided girl whose selling point is cosplay'."

The girl felt that there must be huge differences between herself and the aliens in some respects.

The aliens expressed doubts that they don't quite understand the aesthetics of your earthlings, but you really don't need this body?

The girl firmly stated that she would rather die if she wanted to use this body that could be compared to a shameful play.

Then those aliens who didn't understand the true meaning of "It's better to die" in the girl's words, sent her to die straight away... Oh, no, they traveled again.