When a superhero becomes a stickman

When Adele came home, she brought Tony Aunt May's apple pie on purpose.

On the way, she suddenly remembered that there was a rule in the "Guidelines for Raising Fierce Beasts", which was to stay away from untamed ferocious beasts, and properly feed ferocious beasts locked in cages.

So, the kind-hearted Adele drew a pie on paper that was exactly the same as the one Aunt May made, and asked the sad Steve to send it to Barnes in the cage.

Hmm... Proper feeding?

Barnes who was locked up should not eat very well.

Steve looked at the pie that Adele sent, frowned and stared at the delicious piece of pie for a long time, then raised his eyes with a wrinkled face: "You didn't take poison, did you?"

Adele: "..."

orz.

Steve added: "Adele, I know it's normal for you to be angry about Barnes' excesses, but I need to remind you that most poisons don't work on super soldiers."

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ I know he can freeze in a small cabinet for more than ten years!

Steve pointed to the small pie in front of him: "So...do I still need to send it in?"

Adele slammed her head against the wall: "I didn't poison. I just read that this kind of fierce animal should be fed properly."

Steve: ...Animals?

He turned his head and glanced at Barnes who was staring at him with sharp eyes, and found that since Adele's appearance, his eyes had obviously become more fierce, but those eyes soon disappeared into the shadow of his hair, and the whole The person turned into a sharp black blade, exuding a dangerous atmosphere that should not be approached by anyone.

So, looking at Adele's face, Steve raised his eyebrows and sent the pie in.

A line of words appeared again in Adele's eyes:

【Steve puts the plate in front of Barnes, and takes it away abruptly before he looks up, looks at the food on the plate suspiciously again, and sniffs it. 】

Adele: "..."

The captain is afraid that she will be poisoned...

[In addition to the fresh aroma of apples, he smelled a smell of paper. 】

Adele was frightened by the captain's dog nose, and was turning her head to sneak away.

However, a line of words reappeared in the eyes:

【Barnes held down the plate in front of him, as if signaling that he would not allow the other party to take away his things. He raised his hostile eyes, and glanced indifferently at Steve who was standing just a few feet away from him. 】

Adele suddenly felt that this action was quite like...a puppy protecting food?

She wanted to look back at Barnes' expression, but Adele, who forgot to wear goggles, only saw two very eye-catching inverted triangles.

【Barnes looked provocatively in the direction of Adele outside, tore off a piece of pie like a beast tearing apart its prey, and chewed numbly. 】

Then, Adele watched helplessly as the two fierce inverted triangles suddenly turned into bulging peas eyes, and immediately after that, countless garbled characters flashed across her eyes as if being swiped by a bullet screen.

[[garbled code][garbled code][@#$%...] How can apple pie be so delicious? 】

Adele, who recognized the only remaining line of characters from the garbled characters: "..."

[Barnes fell into a terrible endless loop in an instant, his faith seemed to collapse in an instant, and the whole person fell into a terrible vortex: If apple pie is so delicious, why should I go to destroy the world? ? [garbled characters][@#$%^...]]

Adele: "..."

As a result, Adele, who could only see two inverted triangles all the time, finally saw the cute and moving bean eyes appearing on Barnes's face, and the other party was looking at her with an ignorant expression.

[Barnes chewed slowly and said to himself silently, as an excellent Winter Soldier, he must never be contaminated by the rotten breath of capitalism, so this pie comes from the abyss of capitalism, which is all evil, All the sweet flavors come from the devil...]

Adele suppressed a smile and slipped away from the interrogation room, almost without internal injuries.

Perhaps it was because the fluctuations in Barnes' heart were too intense. Until Adele walked out of the building, she was always surrounded by scrambled characters and "How can apple pie be so delicious", and she almost couldn't find it in the end. Jarvis and cars on the side of the road.

After that, I have to come to feed the beast frequently.

The most important thing is to see Barnes, who used to be fierce, chained and locked in a small glass room. As a person who has been kidnapped and now has turned over, it is really cool.

Adele finally returned to Stark Tower, but was tripped by Clumsy when entering the door.

When she threw herself on the ground and was about to struggle to stand up, the robot arm made a creak and suddenly rubbed against her body...

Is it... hugging her?

It took a long time for Adele to choose the latter between "I was corroded by the virus and wanted to strangle myself" and "I was too worried about myself so I rushed up to hug me".

The robot arm rubbed against her arm with some nostalgia, like a puppy wanting to pet its head.

So... the soft-hearted Adele stretched out her hand and patted the... joints of the robotic arm.

Tony walked down the stairs, still busy with today's design drawings, and said as he walked: "I have considered other schools, but since this school has a bomber that can take off from the basketball court, I think their security The work is still pass-"

He stopped abruptly, and saw Adele who was being lifted high by the robotic arm and was about to fall to her death.

Tony stood still because of worry. He spent a full ten seconds unable to make a judgment from "invaded by the Hydra virus" and kissing and hugging, and could only ask helplessly: "... stupid fool? "

"What are you doing to Miss Adele?"

Stupid and acting like a baby was suddenly discovered by the master, and he was too frightened to crunch and dare not move.

It drooped its arms in frustration, put Adele down, moved slowly from the ground very depressedly, and shrank to a corner of the wall.

Tony frowned and looked at its aggrieved look, and felt very upset for a moment as if he had bullied it.

Tony: "...what do you think?"

Adele is clearly excited about going to school: "Yeah yeah I want to draw hair on the professor's head too!"

Tony: "You mean that bald head who can't even make phone calls but is said to be a professor? Very good." He said, spreading out the blueprint in front of Adele: "For safety, I designed it for you A piece of armor, usually you can wear it as a watch on your hand, and put the rest in your schoolbag, this armor only has the function of escaping and taking off, and the bulletproof effect is average, so you can run as long as you can, and don’t hit if you can’t fight.”

Adele: "Ah! Am I going to put this steel plate in my bag?"

Tony turned the page of the drawing: "It's not all steel, you can use it as a laptop, as far as I can tell, the internet speed is pretty good, and you girls don't play games, you can watch TV dramas and that's fine." Bar?"

Adele silently looked at the list on the side of his drawings.

[Edition of Iron Man's glorious deeds]

【Iron Man Saves New York City】

【Iron Man Sponsors Speeches for College Students】

【Technology is the primary productive force】

Adele: "...These dramas are pretty good."

Tony adjusted the data on the workbench, and looked back at her: "But now due to technical limitations, it takes 23 seconds to assemble the entire armor set. Within 23 seconds, you need to find a relatively safe place—"

As he was talking, he wanted to turn around to see if Adele showed admiration for him, when he saw the girl tear out a door from the paper and walk in silently.

Tony: "..."

Adele poked her head out from the side of the door, and looked at Tony eagerly for a while: "Daddy, I think your design is great."

Tony: "...is this door?"

Adele said again: "But I'm so sleepy now, can I go to bed?"

Tony: "...you can sleep but this door..."

Adele gave a hutch and said sadly: "Tony, can't you make a Jarvis to accompany me to school? And can I have a bucket of the rubber spray I want?"

Then, Tony watched helplessly as the girl who was too lazy to go upstairs closed the door and wiped away the traces of the door, leaving only the empty room in front of her.

Well, his daughter's super powers, he likes it a lot now.

At this time, a window suddenly appeared above the workbench. Adele handed out the apple pie from the window and placed it on his desk: "Good night, Daddy."

Tony, who has always believed that science is the primary productive force, raised a daughter who is not scientific at all.

He looked at the slightly wilted apple pie in silence, lost in thought.

How about renting her a warehouse in New York and putting a Quinjet in it?

The author has something to say: 1.

Hungry Baji: ▼_▼

Hand over the apple pie~

Baji who is full: 0.0

2.

Tony: Technology is the primary productive force!

Adele: Existence is reasonable!

Tony: Fair ass, show your dad.

So, Any Door Jarvis Real Estate Plush Rabbit was sent in a box.

Mr. Richest Man: orz, let me call you Dad.

3.

Aunt Mei who made pies for guests: Harry already found a girlfriend, why can't you find one?

Peter [surprised]: Harry has a girlfriend?

So, Peter called Adele: Do you know that Harry has a girlfriend, do you know who it is!

Adele: I don't know, he has a girlfriend and he didn't tell us!

最后

Harry: I have a girlfriend?

Harry: Hehe, why the hell don't I know?

Harry: wtf Why does the whole world know about it except me?