When a superhero becomes a stickman

Adele thought to herself that she was going to school tomorrow, but the night before school, a new breed of stickman with a triangular head broke into her house, and a...

Can speak human language, raccoon.

The rocket was unloaded from the house, bumping and jumping on the solid bulletproof glass, grinning at the people outside the glass.

【Rocket seemed particularly irritable. Being locked up by a group of people in such a narrow and airtight environment not only gave him a sense of frustration as a prisoner, but also gave him the illusion of an animal.The few uninformed earthlings in front of him are not qualified to detain him at all, they have no evidence. 】

Therefore, the rocket locked in the glass box shouted loudly: "Let me out, you have no right to lock me up! If this continues, I can report you to the Galaxy Interstellar, and when the time comes, all you earthlings will be locked up in illegal detention—— "

Tony thought he was noisy, so he turned off the sound directly.

After roaring a few times inside, Rocket found that it had no effect on the outside at all, and hammered the glass in front of him in frustration.

Tony raised his eyebrows and looked at the two young people beside him: "It seems that this is not only a rare species, but also a mental illness in a rare species."

Peter stared at the live raccoon screaming and jumping in the glass cage very seriously, and said very sadly: "I told Harry a long time ago that these experiments in his company are illegal, now it's all right, they all ran away." Out."

Peter said, sighing sympathetically: "Poor Harry."

【Peter's melancholy blue eyes looked heavily at the two unknown objects in the box, and a feeling of emotion arose in his heart.If Harry knew what kind of monster his experiment would create, he would definitely not get to this point...]

Adele, who was standing next to her, had no other thoughts, but felt very sorry for Harry who was lying down again.

Tony looked at the rocket that was boundless in energy but seemed to tear itself apart all the time, looked at Adele impatiently, and pointed to the box in her hand: "...can you let the potted plant in your hand and The mouse in front communicates? If he jumps down like this, it's time for a waltz."

Rocket: "...mouse?"

So, Adele dragged the little Groot out of the transparent box, let it stick its little head on the glass, and communicated with the manic mouse in front of it.

After a while, Adele saw the rocket showing a shocked and indescribable expression: "You are so cute, and she still threatens you with a piece of paper?"

The threatened Groot nodded quickly, looking very aggrieved.

Adele: "...the piece of paper... threatens you?"

Groot turned his head and showed a fierce expression to Adele: "I'm Groot!"

Adele: "...Forget it, if you say threats, you can threaten them."

After communicating with Groot, Rocket quietly quieted down (the ghost knows how they communicated). After walking around the room twice with his furry shoulders in his arms, he opened his hands to Tony in front of him: "I Need to negotiate."

Obviously, he could tell at a glance that Tony was the master here.

Tony turned on the sound transmission system for him so that both parties could hear the voices speaking.

[The raccoon in front of him slowly narrowed his narrow triangular eyes, scanned the surrounding people with deep and gloomy eyes, and said in a low voice——]

"Don't be scared when you say it, we are not here to steal things, we are just here to collect information."

"As far as I know, the Interstellar Alliance is offering a bounty for a person on Earth at a very high price. I believe that bounty hunters from all planets will swarm up soon, and digging three feet will catch that thief back, so let us go now, It will do you absolutely no harm."

Tony shrugged: "What's no harm? I could lose a talking raccoon!"

Rocket: "What's a raccoon?"

Tony said he didn't want to answer.

Rocket frowned and looked at Tony, who looked disgusted, and asked in a more serious tone: "I heard that you are the richest man on earth? Then you are not worried about your own property? Now that this thief has arrived on Earth, you are not afraid of your property being swept away by her." And empty?"

Tony: "No one else has the ability to wipe out my property except my daughter."

Rocket obviously felt sympathy for him: "It's so pitiful that you have such a prodigal daughter."

Adele: "...I am his daughter."

The hair on Rocket's face was all twisted together: "How do I know? I mean, you humans all look the same, how do I know who you are?"

Adele thought about it, this probably looks the same as raccoons...

Peter, who often fights against criminals, interjected, "Since he is a thief, how do you know who he is?"

The Rockets shrugged: "I don't know who it is, but the league naturally has a way to know. For example, last month's NO.19, the league's most artistic and commemorative simple line door suddenly disappeared, and in the terms The holder has been modified, so you don’t need to think about it, this guy stole it.”

Rocket took a few steps in the glass box, hugged his furry shoulders, and looked back at several people on earth who were visiting rare animals: "I know what you want to say, you want to say that it must be framed, but This is not the case, this thief has committed many crimes one after another, sometimes the stolen things will come back, sometimes the stolen things will never come back, but what is certain is that she is an extremely powerful hacker, modifying the ownership of all precious items Right, there is nothing federal law can do about her."

Rocket stuck his head on the glass: "And the most hateful thing is that this thief travels between planets and steals everything. The reason why we came to guard this gentleman's door is to wait for the thief to catch that thief—— "

As he was talking, he seemed to suddenly realize that he had set himself up too high, so he was silent for a while in embarrassment: "Then get the bounty."

Finally, the Rockets breathed a sigh of relief after speaking the truth without being arrogant.

Adele listened for a while, and then asked helplessly: "...so you wanted this person across the galaxy for a door, is that what you mean?"

She turned her head and whispered to Peter, "...the Milky Way is so poor."

Rocket's eyes widened in astonishment: "A door? A door?! That's a sign of the maturity of post-modern art in the Milky Way, and it's worth hundreds of billions! Just like the Mona Lisa portrait on your earth, you just said Is it a door?"

It looked at Adele contemptuously with the eyes of an animal looking at a bumpkin.

A few minutes later, it probably didn't want to communicate with the bumpkin, and said impatiently: "In short, we are not here to steal. Besides, you have nothing to steal here."

Tony stared at him for a moment, then said, "You know what I'm thinking?"

The rocket went crazy, and threw itself heavily on the glass: "I don't care what you think? Do you know how much the trip costs? It took us so long to get here, so we can't just waste our time like this Already!"

It gritted its teeth and roared word by word: "We are here to catch thieves!"

Tony waited for him to finish yelling before spit out the second half of the sentence slowly: "...the thief shouted, catch the thief."

Rocket choked on his words, sat down on the ground angrily, turned his back to several people, completely ignoring them.

Rocket lowered his head and fiddled with the smartphone in his hand, turned his head on the glass, and said to the people behind: "That guy just stole the six largest diamond plates in the Milky Way a few hours ago. Here, she should not be on Earth now."

It patted its chest and said ferociously: "So fully prove that it's not me!"

Tony says raising an alien raccoon will help the investigation progress.

Rocket adjusted the picture in his hand, and angrily turned the screen in his hand to show several people: "This is a wanted order issued by the alliance, and the personal information on it is clearly written. Female, people on earth, you can always be sure. Isn't it me?"

The three of them looked down at the photo of the "God Thief" and fell silent for a moment.

The first to speak was Adele who didn't often look in the mirror: "Why do I feel that this girl looks familiar?"

Peter: "..."

Tony: "..."

Rocket became impatient, and stretched out his paws to tap the right side of the screen: "It's marked with a name, okay, don't you know how to read? This is a common character, and I don't know the common character, so I can change it to a character that you can recognize. ?”

Adele: "...This name is quite familiar."

Ok.

Suspect Name: Adele Lindbergh

Registered place of residence: New York, USA

Rocket frowned and looked at the female photo on the screen, and then looked up at Adele: "Although you people on Earth all look the same, but I think this guy looks very similar to the lady in front of you, can't you find this and Shall I tell the difference?"

Tony: "...I suspect that you are suspected of framing."

Rocket said angrily: "How could I steal the alliance's line gate? That was a sacred object in my heart when I was a child! Besides, I wasn't stealing land when this guy stole those six pieces of diamonds. Why do you insist on me?" A thief shouting, catch a thief?"

It said, looking around impatiently, pointing to the box of Groot in Adele's hand with a little annoyance: "Here, it looks like this, it is cut by the largest piece of natural diamond in the Milky Way— —”

When he said this, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Well, although people on Earth all look similar, there are differences in how to say it.

Rocket stared at Adele who was holding the diamond box in front of her, and showed an unfriendly smile: "Miss, the thickness and height of the box in your hand is a bit suspicious, what material is it made of?"

The narrow triangular eyes narrowed into sly slits, and a sly smile appeared under the animal fur.

The author has something to say: Big, good night everyone~

【cover your face and run away】