[US Entertainment] Hollywood reverses life
Chapter 166 132]
During the filming of "Memoirs of Macau", the biggest problem Joy encountered, among other things, came from the actors.
The acting skills of this group of actors are good, but the biggest problem is that Chinese actors are different from American actors, and their acting methods have always been more reserved.
For example, when many viewers are watching some Hollywood blockbusters, especially Hollywood blockbusters with some Chinese or Japanese actors, such as "Pacific Rim", "Wolverine" series, which was filmed in Japan, etc., Audiences often criticize those Japanese, Chinese or Asian actors, who seem to have facial paralysis compared with European and American actors.
In fact, it may not be because those Asian actors are really paralyzed, but the performances of Asian actors themselves are more subtle compared with European and American actors, especially Japanese actors, with vulgar and elegant crying brain expressions, which rarely appear exaggerated in Japan In terms of actors, this is why there are very few excellent comedians in Asia, and actors and audiences are not used to exaggerated interpretations.
Asian actors act with a bit of pretense, and few of them are willing to put down their airs completely to act in comedy.
The people in front of Joey, especially Chen Kun and Zhang Tianai, seemed really inappropriate.
So Joey finally thought of a way. Although Chen Kun and Zhang Tianai didn't have too many scenes, and mainly watched the three bad guys, Joey felt that it was still necessary to teach Chen Kun and Zhang Tianai, and let Guo Tao and Wang Baoqiang along the way. And Huang Bo can also play better.
She asked the assistant director to order a box of Chinese Erguotou from the Internet, and after a day's shutdown, she called all the main actors over.
In addition to the above-mentioned few, there is also a new addition, that is, the actress who plays the prostitute. The film company recommended Yan Ni, and Joey saw this very happy actress at a glance. Let her join the crew.
At this moment, everyone gathered around a box of Erguotou, facing each other, looking at Joey with incomprehensible eyes. What is this great director planning to do?
Joey asked the translator at the scene to tell the actors in front of him, "Drink, let each of them drink as much as they can, and don't stop until they get drunk."
The translator was a little puzzled, "What is this for? Let them all get drunk. It would be terrible if this kind of ugly photo was taken by a reporter."
Joey took a deep breath, "No, for reporters, you can find someone to watch out, and then drive out all the other crew members, remember to tell Huang Bo and the others, you must get drunk~ and get drunk one by one ~ Let Wang Baoqiang drink first."
The translator was a little embarrassed, he touched the back of his head, "What's the reason?"
Joey smiled slightly, "Let them appreciate each other's embarrassing drunkenness after drinking, and tell them that such exaggerated forms, expressions, and language are what they need to perform."
The translator stood there with a box of Erguotou in a daze, "Oh my God, so you plan to have a wine and meat party here tonight? Everyone shows each other drunk?"
Joey spread his hands and looked at him helplessly, "They like to hold it and can't let go, so I'll let them go."
The translator's expression was enough to explain his shock at the moment, and then he went over and translated Joey's meaning with the main actors, and those actors obviously showed more surprised expressions than the translator.
But in the end they did so, so, starting with Wang Baoqiang...he started gulping down several bottles of Erguotou in one go, and then he got really drunk and started talking nonsense and punching drunk.
Several other actors really began to watch Wang Baoqiang's drunk appearance... The key is that Joey didn't expect Wang Baoqiang to be so exaggerated when he was drunk. He wanted to drag Yan Ni to dance with him...
Zhang Tian'ai was very serious, and while watching Wang Baoqiang's "performance", he was still recording something there.
The next one was supposed to be Chen Kun's turn, but Chen Kun obviously still couldn't let go of the burden of being an idol, so he refused very seriously, hoping that he would stay until the end...so the next one became Yan Ni...
Now it's all right, Yan Ni can be regarded as very proud, she killed five bottles (the small bottle of Erguotou) in one go, and then she acted a little frivolously, and then began to become as crazy as Wang Baoqiang.
The two began to hold hands and sing, "How can you see a rainbow if you don't experience wind and rain!"
Then, Zhang Tianai, Guo Tao, and Huang Bo all began to drink Erguotou in order, and obviously these Erguotou had a lot of stamina, and the group of people quickly got drunk one after another.
In the end, it turned into a mess.
Joey kept hearing the yelling from the venue, "My mother wants to act in a big hit movie! Now there are a few actors in the front line who are better than me, don't you think so, huh? Fucking blanket stars, It comes out of packaging!"
"Everyone says I'm not handsome, but can someone who is handsome be better than me in acting? I also want to be handsome in idol dramas! But in the end I became a comedian!"
"You're already the top comedy brother and you're not satisfied! When people think of me, they think of Sha Gen! I'll cry with someone!"
"Ahhhhhh, no matter how hard you are, at least you've gotten ahead. How many people know my name, Guo Tao, when you go out now!?"
"I really want to be popular too! People switch from models to big screens to rely on boyfriends, why don't I have one!"
At this moment, Joey asked the assistant director to give them the line book, "Let them check the lines now."
"..."
The assistant director did so, and then it turned into a scene of dialogue lines where the demons danced wildly...
While answering the lines, a group of people held hands and started dancing...but it didn't take long for them all to get drunk.
Joey watched silently from a distance, and then began to greet the assistant director and crew members to carry them back to the hotel when they were drunk.
But Joey walked over there at the moment, a person who was sitting by the campfire barely drinking a few sips of wine but was very sober, she walked over to him and said, "It seems that you really don't like drinking."
Holding a bamboo branch in his hand, Chen Kun poked the dirt on the ground a few times, "You want me to see what people who really let go should do, I have seen it, and I understand it."
Joey put his hands on his hips and said calmly: "Then tomorrow, I hope you can let go more."
Joy went back to the hotel and had a good night's sleep. When she came back to the crew the next day, she didn't expect a few drunk people to wake up early in the morning and arrive at the studio.
She squinted her eyes and walked to Yan Ni, patted her shoulder and asked, "How do you feel?"
Yan Ni took a deep breath and made an extremely complicated expression, "I think the air seems to be fresher today~"
Then Joey and she burst into laughter.
But Joey found that letting the actors mess around like this, the effect is still there, at least they are really more open, anyway, they have seen each other's messing around, so there is nothing to hold on to... …
In this way, Joey thinks that the difficulty of his next filming schedule has been greatly reduced.
The entire shooting schedule is proceeding exactly as planned, and it will end exactly as planned.
A total of 1 month and 20 days of shooting schedule, Joey completed it on time.
After that, she will be buried in editing and special effects production for several months.
People seem to have forgotten about Joey during this time.Because the entire "Memoirs of Macau" has not moved at all.
The only thing that can prove that Joey is still filming "Memoirs of Macau" is the official Weibo, where some stills will be released every once in a while.
Of course, diehard fans such as Chen Kun, Wang Baoqiang, Huang Bo, etc. are still waiting for the arrival of this movie.
And just when Chinese movie fans seemed to have really forgotten about this incident, the promotional poster of "Memoirs of Macau" was suddenly displayed, and everyone was so shocked that they had no time to react.
The official Weibo was captured by countless fans in an instant.
"What? "Memoirs of Macau" is about to be released? Why don't I have any news? Isn't this too soon?"
"I'm going to wait until now, finally the news that it will be released, Brother Kun!"
"I only know that Brother Kun has accepted a comedy film, but I don't know the name of the director...Is it a foreigner? Looks like a Chinese..."
"Shot by Joey Grant? Real or fake?"
All of a sudden, large-scale and overwhelming publicity instantly covered all channels in the Mainland and Hong Kong.Wherever I go, I seem to see the familiar faces on the cover poster of "Memoirs of Macau".
This is a very interesting poster, at least in terms of composition. The foursome of the bad guys and the heroine are thrown from the car and thrown in the air, and everyone's expression is full of nonsensical and funny.
Judging from this kind of poster, the visual inspection is a continuation of the style of Joey Grant's previous "Secret Gambler", that is, weirdo.
It's just that the last one was an elegant geek, and this one is a spoof geek.
The premiere of the movie was also held in a Wanda movie auditorium.
On the day of the premiere, you can see that the box office of the theater is very lively.A large stop sign poster of "Memoirs of Macau" was erected at the entrance of the theater, and a red carpet was laid at the entrance.
Many movie fans could not wait to gather around the door early in the morning, and many other media reporters also entered the venue at this moment.
When Joey appeared at the entrance of the theater, there was another commotion in the crowd, and many movie fans offered their knees to Joey who came from afar.
"Hey, Joey! I can't get enough of your movies, looking forward to more surprises from you."
"Joy, you said your dream is a movie, then my dream is you!"
"The real goddess looks so good-looking and beautiful. This is probably the only time in my life that I can see the goddess up close!"
Joey gave them a gentle smile, then turned and walked into the screening room.
In the screening hall, many people were already bustling with people, most of them were invited media reporters and some die-hard movie fans.
It's just that fans can only sit in the back few rows, while media people can sit in the front.
After Joey entered the screening hall, he went directly to the stage and sat in front of the tables and chairs that had been set up long ago, and accepted interviews from all walks of life with the other crew members.
Although well-known actors like Chen Kun and Huang Bo were present, the reporters followed Joey all the way.
"Director Grant, will this be your first step in opening up the Chinese market? How long will you stay here?"
Joey smiled, "It won't be long, in fact I've already bought a plane back to Los Angeles in a month."
"So you're going to go back to Hollywood and make movies next?"
Joey held the microphone and smiled lightly at the audience. At this moment, a fan sitting in the back row suddenly said to the people next to him: "She smiled at me, I think I was shocked!"
The person next to him gave him a blank stare.
Joey continued: "That's right, after all, I don't know much about the Chinese market, so I don't plan to go too deep for now."
"So Director Grant, what kind of expectations do you want to carry for this movie?"
Joey paused, thought for a while, and then said, "I think, maybe I want to implant an American humor."
Afterwards, the reporters began to ask other actors such as Chen Kun and Wang Baoqiang. After a while, the countdown approached 19:00.
The staff came forward and whispered in Joey's ear, "The premiere is about to start, let's end it."
After that, the curtain came down, and the crew started to leave the front of the curtain, and Joey was the only one standing there.
This is a necessary part of the premiere ceremony. The director or producer stands in front of the screen and gives a few opening speeches before the premiere officially begins...
Holding the microphone, Joey said to everyone in a brisk tone: "Ah~ I know many of you have been looking forward to this movie for a long time, so relax and enjoy it."
"One of my predecessors once told me that the real genius is the one who can conquer the audience with comedy. I hope I am not a genius who disappoints you."
There was a small burst of laughter from below.
"GOGO let's go!"
Joey turned and left the stage.
The curtains are drawn to reveal the big screen behind, then the screen lights up and the memoir begins!
Everyone is staring at the big screen with their eyes open. This is the long-awaited memoir of Macau!
Sure enough, at the beginning, I saw Brother Kun's face!On a beautiful and gorgeous morning, Brother Kun was dragged up from his clothes by his wife.
The screen slowly begins to show the crew list of the film's participants.
It’s just that this list makes the audience look stupid——
Actor 1: Earthbreaker
Cast 2: Gypsy Wonder Woman
Actor 3: The baby wants to be hugged
……
Special effects artist 1: Huskies who don’t know how to eat chili
……
Director: Gandalf the Movie
……
The audience was dumbfounded, what a mess of CAST! ?But this kind of CAST is really the first time I see it, so fresh!
Eventually, the opening music ends and the first frame marks the official start of the movie.
Everyone present rearranged their sitting postures, as if everything was ready to go.
Joey Grant, what are you going to do this time?Let's take a good look at it.
At this time, the camera left Chen Kun's picture, but turned to Wang Baoqiang's perspective. Wang Baoqiang was drying his hair with a hair dryer, but the hair dryer didn't seem to work well, and his hair was blown into a very funny look. , like a chimney.
He faced the camera, looked at himself, and said annoyed words in a very calm tone, "I think I look like a pen."
"Hahahahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter.
Wang Baoqiang said such things in a serious tone, it is so funny, hahahahaha!
Unexpectedly, it took only 5 seconds for Joey to make the first joke.
At this time, the camera turned to Huang Bo's point of view again. A thief entered Huang Bo's house. He jumped out of the bathroom naked, picked up a baseball bat and beat the thief until he knelt down.
This violent chase scene is also very humorous, and it is ridiculous.
The thief could only try to appease Huang Bo, while begging for mercy, "Don't, don't, don't hit, you will regret it, because you will find that there is no one in the world who thinks so much like you .”
Huang Bo looked at him wonderingly, "Do you think I'm attractive too?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
The auditorium was boiling again. If it was just a light joke just now, then this time, all the people in the auditorium, young and old, were all boiling.
The high-intensity hilarious opening set the tone for the film's success. At least at the beginning, Joey conquered the audience with his laughter.
At this time, the audience who were still skeptical about Joey's movie were already overjoyed.
"Haha, this movie is so funny."
"I think Huang Bo's acting is so funny."
"Hahaha, Huang Bo's ass is probably going to be insured, so tempting."
At this moment, the movie has been going on for a while, and everyone has come to Macau, and the prostitute played by Yan Ni has also come to the door, but at the same time they also brought the police.
So a group of people were detained by the police because they were suspected of recruiting prostitutes.
The police began to question everyone, and Joey laughed out the heroes again here!
Policeman: "Why are you recruiting prostitutes?"
Wang Baoqiang thumped the table vigorously, "We didn't recruit prostitutes, do you think the few of us seem to be impotent who only recruit one and share it?"
"Hahahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.
Then, immediately afterward, the policeman asked again: "I ask why you recruit-prostitutes!"
Guo Tao put his hand on his forehead helplessly, "Well, we really didn't hire a prostitute. We caught this prostitute, and we are about to hand her over to the public."
At this time, Wang Baoqiang's stupidity came up again, and he took it for granted, "Yes, we caught a prostitute, should you police give us some rewards?"
"Hahahahahaha!" Everyone was amused by Wang Baoqiang's confident tone.
It wasn't just ordinary movie fans who were laughing, even the invited media reporters and harsh movie critics couldn't help but laugh.
This movie is really full of laughs, and the laughs come one after another, and there is no way to stop!
At this moment, outside the screening hall, the ticket sales lady and other movie fans who were anxiously waiting but could not enter the theater could only hear bursts of almost unbroken laughter in the screening hall.
A staff member who sneaked in and took a look came out, and said to several other ticket sales girls, "The reaction to this movie was so intense, everyone was laughing."
The ticket sales lady asked again: "Then what do you think of the movie?"
The staff member commented based on countless experiences of watching movies in cinemas: "I think it's very exciting, whether it's the montage editing method or the unique camera movement, especially the kind of...well, the indescribable composition skills, It is indeed not at the same level as those bad film directors in the local market, and it does have the temperament of Hollywood."
Before the ticket sales lady had time to say a word, there was another burst of hilarious laughter in the screening room. She couldn't help but wink at the staff member after listening, "Ahhh, I really want to go see it too!"
Back in the screening hall at this time, you will be surprised to find that although the shots of this funny film are full of absurdity and spoofs, they really have the very personal style that Joey Grant should have. .
For example, the composition of her visual department, and the textured colors that she is good at tuning-teaching in the later stage, and there are a lot of slow motion full of funny clips.
Moreover, according to an excellent comedy film, the distribution of laughs should be at least once every 7 minutes on average, and listen to it, the laughter in the screening hall at this moment is not only once every 7 minutes, but even more intensive!
The film had just ended, and some film review manuscripts had already flown out of the hands of the film critics on site, and had been delivered to the editorial department of "Film Weekly".
It is not a complete manuscript, but some fragments sent through chat software.
"Editor-in-Chief, some clips of film reviews from our senior Douban film critics have been sent over, should we integrate them and send them out quickly?"
"No problem, but isn't this too fast?"
"I thought Joy Grant wouldn't be too good at comedies, but I didn't expect her to impress so many film critics?"
Look what the critics said about this movie.
"Oh my god, that's not the case. It's the first time I've seen a comedy movie with such high ratings from film critics. The last time, it was probably "Let the Bullets Fly"?"
"Read to me what the critics have said."
An editor began to read the highly praised manuscripts.
"Crazy and creative comedy."
"This is a typical American-style comedy, at least this is the one I've heard so far this year with the highest frequency of hilarious laughter. Huang Bo was aggrieved and Wang Baoqiang acted stupid, adding all kinds of feces jokes, Every joke is full of the director's careful design."
"Joy has already mastered the set of road + black humor, and has produced a comedy that is foreign-core and Westernized, but still hilarious enough."
"This movie tells us that sometimes it is better to know a mentally retarded friend than to know a friend for decades."
At this moment, the premiere of the screening hall is about to end, because the movie's track has already sounded.
No one left the audience.They seem to be expecting something——
what else?Of course it's an easter egg!
Joey Grant's usual personality is to never put easter eggs, will she make an exception this time?will she?After all, such a wonderful comedy, how can it appease the hearts of fans without putting an easter egg at the end!
The crowd waited excitedly.
"It's so beautiful! So exciting! So funny! Are there any Easter eggs?"
"Joy is such a genius, and this time she has managed to transform herself into an all-around director."
"I really want to say easter eggs?"
What about Easter eggs?
The answer is no, really no!
Hey ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Only then did the crowd get up reluctantly. For them, "Memoirs of Macau" without Easter eggs is an incomplete memory scroll.Because this movie is so funny, now that I think of every bit of it, I still can't help it hahahahahaha! ! ! !
The premiere of "Memoirs of Macau" is over, followed by evaluations and word-of-mouth from all parties.
Regardless of the word-of-mouth evaluation of this film, the most intuitive one is reflected in the cinema itself.
At this moment, you may see such a scene at the box offices of major movie theaters in the mainland.
"Hi, please give me 2 movie tickets for "Memoirs of Macau"."
"Sorry, all screenings are sold out today."
"What the hell? All gone? Are you kidding me?"
"Sir, come back tomorrow."
No matter how you look at it, "Memoirs of Macau" is a force that has sprung up in terms of the screening rate and box office of major theaters.
Not to mention that it is so popular that the shows are almost sold out, just looking at its glamorous and invincible box office performance has surprised many local Chinese filmmakers and big directors.
The most important thing is that this is just a comedy. In China, there has never been a comedy that has achieved such box office success.For a while, the industry was confused.
This is a surprising result, but if you look at it from another angle, this may be a reasonable result, after all, it came from Joey Grant.
How hot is this movie?In just one week of its release, it has already occupied the number one spot on the major box office charts, with a score of 1.2 million in its premiere week, breaking the thinking constraints of all local filmmakers.
How can a comedy film reach such a high level?
The crazy laughter that erupted in movie theaters of all sizes gave an answer to all this, that is, this Joey's water-testing comedy movie that incorporates the outer core of American humor is sweeping every corner of the inland, even A marketing war started.
"Memoirs of Macau" became a must-have picture on Weibo's homepage and circle of friends.
"Who will accompany me to see Memoirs of Macau?"
"[Pictures posted] I went to see Memoirs of Macau today. I have seen many films by this director before, and they are all super super exciting!"
"I laughed so hard, I just finished reading The Memoirs of Macau, I died laughing, my stomach hurts."
Not only that, Feng Xiaogang, a famous Chinese black humor director, posted a link to a long article on his Weibo.
Looking at the title, it seems that it has nothing to do with "Memoirs of Macau" - "Spoof is dead."
"I don't know which goddamn person suggested I watch "Memoirs of Macau". It's such a bad impression."
"At least the grade is several times worse than when I watched "Let the Bullets Fly", but I changed my mind, whatever, let it go, I'm just watching a pure comedy."
"Later, I gradually tasted the taste of it."
"That is to say, spoofs are dead, and creativity will last forever. In the Chinese film market, there are many spoof movies, and there are more bad movies. However, this movie, which looks like a spoof, vulgar and vulgar, has attracted so many people's attention. ?”
"Because of creativity. Joy Grant will always be there as long as her creativity doesn't die."
This Weibo has actually won the forwarding of many well-known directors and actors in the industry.
Chen Kun reposted this Weibo, "Thank you Director Feng for your affirmation, and I thank you on behalf of Director Grant."
Yan Ni forwarded, "It is my greatest honor to be able to act in Joey's movie."
Unexpectedly, another well-known director, Cheng Kaige, also reposted this Weibo. Although this director has been rumored to have exhausted his talents in recent years, he still showed high praise for Joey. "All kinds of burdens and laughs are in place. It is a simple movie that makes people laugh, why bother to engage in those profound connotations. Sometimes what the audience promises is very simple, and a good laugh is enough. "
It is difficult to put it simply, if director Cheng Kaige can really grasp the essence of the comedy he said, how could he come up with something like "Taoist Descending the Mountain" after many years?
Joey specially registered a real-name Weibo account for this, and thanked Feng Xiaogang under this article.
Afterwards, the number of Joey's Weibo fans increased dramatically immediately, and various mainland stars followed her Weibo, although she didn't know most of those first-line people.
But they are all willing to pay attention to Joey, even if Joey doesn't pay attention to them, this is a kind of forceful expression.
That's right, what's the problem with respecting, loving, and worshiping Joey, a top Hollywood director?This is the only way to explain the style and taste, isn't it?
When Joey woke up one day, he was horrified by the number of fans on his Weibo!
Because her FACEBOOK doesn't have so many fans yet, there are really too many Chinese!This is definitely a huge advantage unique to this market!No one can compare except Ah San!
The promotion of "Memoirs of Macau" has not weakened in the slightest, even though the public praise is very good, because it is so fucking funny!
But in terms of publicity, it is still enough to call it vigorous. The signboard of "Hollywood director" is very useful, at least many people go for the brand of Joey Grant.
24 hours a day, seamless placement of advertisements, and overwhelming hard media promotion, as well as fans' high evaluation of this movie, yes, this method is very repetitive, but at least every movie is a hit All movies are like this, and they will go through these steps.
In this way, the box office of "Memoirs of Macau" is still taking off.
Huayi Brothers specially held an emergency meeting for this purpose. They hope to increase their efforts in publicity, and continue to expand the scope of screenings, especially increase the number of theaters and the number of films scheduled, and strive to win record-setting box office results!
The directors of all departments sat together to discuss this matter.
"We need to work harder in all aspects. Hurry up, we can still sprint. Now that the box office has reached 3.5 million, we can still sprint!"
"By the way, and, have you caught Joey Grant? Ask her to sign the contract for the second film, and you must convince her."
"It's impossible. She has clearly rejected it. She doesn't plan to stay in China."
"What a pity! Hey."
""Memoirs of Macau" is expected to hit the box office champion of this year, no, it may even be the box office champion of local movies in the past ten years..."
"No," a marketing staff member waved his hand and said after a pause, "If this trend continues, it won't just happen within ten years."
That's right, because this type of movie has never appeared in the domestic market, and when it appears now, it appears in front of everyone in a blowout way!
Well, no one can predict its box office potential, and no one can predict it accurately, because it is unprecedented.
The only thing that can be predicted is that it will break the record repeatedly!
3.5 million, is it the end, or just the beginning?
Soon, the answer appeared.
More than a month later, countless media reporters pointed their cameras at Mr. Guo Lei, the person in charge of the production and production of the film. He can be said to be the most important leader of the entire project besides Joey.
Faced with questions from various media, Guo Lei gave a resounding answer.
"We can't grasp the prospect of this movie. The only thing we can grasp is the brand of Joey Grant."
"Our original estimate was 3 to 4 million."
"Later, it got higher and higher, and it has reached a point where it is beyond the control of the film itself and marketing."
Yes, "Memoirs of Macau" has reached 10 billion (RMB)!
She is really a genius, a decathlon, a genius with no weaknesses.Every time she sets foot in a field, she can always become a legend in this field.
When people thought she was an excellent literary film director, she made staggering science fiction films.
When people thought that she was both literature, art and science fiction, she completed the commercial peak of magic movies.
When people thought she could dominate Hollywood, she conquered the hearts of Europeans.
When people thought she was a perfect person, she showed her serious visual bias in BVS.
Now, she has become an all-round genius with a comedy film with a box office of 10 billion!
Does she have a weakness?Does she really have a weakness?
If so, when will we see her weakness?
Zhang Jiajia, a famous Chinese film critic, roared in his column, "Of course she has weaknesses. Everyone has weaknesses. Her weaknesses are just like the movie "Weaknesses" she made. Their biggest weakness is that they are too talented!"
Huayi Brothers obstructed and begged Joey to stay and shoot the second series of films, but Joey was determined to return to the United States.
It's such a pity.
But what to do when you go back?Joey thinks that making movies with high intensity all the time is easy to get stuck in a bottleneck, so why not do something else?
The author has something to say: Actually, I'm not familiar with Zhang Tian'ai... I just watched "Prince Princess" and thought the acting was good...
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The acting skills of this group of actors are good, but the biggest problem is that Chinese actors are different from American actors, and their acting methods have always been more reserved.
For example, when many viewers are watching some Hollywood blockbusters, especially Hollywood blockbusters with some Chinese or Japanese actors, such as "Pacific Rim", "Wolverine" series, which was filmed in Japan, etc., Audiences often criticize those Japanese, Chinese or Asian actors, who seem to have facial paralysis compared with European and American actors.
In fact, it may not be because those Asian actors are really paralyzed, but the performances of Asian actors themselves are more subtle compared with European and American actors, especially Japanese actors, with vulgar and elegant crying brain expressions, which rarely appear exaggerated in Japan In terms of actors, this is why there are very few excellent comedians in Asia, and actors and audiences are not used to exaggerated interpretations.
Asian actors act with a bit of pretense, and few of them are willing to put down their airs completely to act in comedy.
The people in front of Joey, especially Chen Kun and Zhang Tianai, seemed really inappropriate.
So Joey finally thought of a way. Although Chen Kun and Zhang Tianai didn't have too many scenes, and mainly watched the three bad guys, Joey felt that it was still necessary to teach Chen Kun and Zhang Tianai, and let Guo Tao and Wang Baoqiang along the way. And Huang Bo can also play better.
She asked the assistant director to order a box of Chinese Erguotou from the Internet, and after a day's shutdown, she called all the main actors over.
In addition to the above-mentioned few, there is also a new addition, that is, the actress who plays the prostitute. The film company recommended Yan Ni, and Joey saw this very happy actress at a glance. Let her join the crew.
At this moment, everyone gathered around a box of Erguotou, facing each other, looking at Joey with incomprehensible eyes. What is this great director planning to do?
Joey asked the translator at the scene to tell the actors in front of him, "Drink, let each of them drink as much as they can, and don't stop until they get drunk."
The translator was a little puzzled, "What is this for? Let them all get drunk. It would be terrible if this kind of ugly photo was taken by a reporter."
Joey took a deep breath, "No, for reporters, you can find someone to watch out, and then drive out all the other crew members, remember to tell Huang Bo and the others, you must get drunk~ and get drunk one by one ~ Let Wang Baoqiang drink first."
The translator was a little embarrassed, he touched the back of his head, "What's the reason?"
Joey smiled slightly, "Let them appreciate each other's embarrassing drunkenness after drinking, and tell them that such exaggerated forms, expressions, and language are what they need to perform."
The translator stood there with a box of Erguotou in a daze, "Oh my God, so you plan to have a wine and meat party here tonight? Everyone shows each other drunk?"
Joey spread his hands and looked at him helplessly, "They like to hold it and can't let go, so I'll let them go."
The translator's expression was enough to explain his shock at the moment, and then he went over and translated Joey's meaning with the main actors, and those actors obviously showed more surprised expressions than the translator.
But in the end they did so, so, starting with Wang Baoqiang...he started gulping down several bottles of Erguotou in one go, and then he got really drunk and started talking nonsense and punching drunk.
Several other actors really began to watch Wang Baoqiang's drunk appearance... The key is that Joey didn't expect Wang Baoqiang to be so exaggerated when he was drunk. He wanted to drag Yan Ni to dance with him...
Zhang Tian'ai was very serious, and while watching Wang Baoqiang's "performance", he was still recording something there.
The next one was supposed to be Chen Kun's turn, but Chen Kun obviously still couldn't let go of the burden of being an idol, so he refused very seriously, hoping that he would stay until the end...so the next one became Yan Ni...
Now it's all right, Yan Ni can be regarded as very proud, she killed five bottles (the small bottle of Erguotou) in one go, and then she acted a little frivolously, and then began to become as crazy as Wang Baoqiang.
The two began to hold hands and sing, "How can you see a rainbow if you don't experience wind and rain!"
Then, Zhang Tianai, Guo Tao, and Huang Bo all began to drink Erguotou in order, and obviously these Erguotou had a lot of stamina, and the group of people quickly got drunk one after another.
In the end, it turned into a mess.
Joey kept hearing the yelling from the venue, "My mother wants to act in a big hit movie! Now there are a few actors in the front line who are better than me, don't you think so, huh? Fucking blanket stars, It comes out of packaging!"
"Everyone says I'm not handsome, but can someone who is handsome be better than me in acting? I also want to be handsome in idol dramas! But in the end I became a comedian!"
"You're already the top comedy brother and you're not satisfied! When people think of me, they think of Sha Gen! I'll cry with someone!"
"Ahhhhhh, no matter how hard you are, at least you've gotten ahead. How many people know my name, Guo Tao, when you go out now!?"
"I really want to be popular too! People switch from models to big screens to rely on boyfriends, why don't I have one!"
At this moment, Joey asked the assistant director to give them the line book, "Let them check the lines now."
"..."
The assistant director did so, and then it turned into a scene of dialogue lines where the demons danced wildly...
While answering the lines, a group of people held hands and started dancing...but it didn't take long for them all to get drunk.
Joey watched silently from a distance, and then began to greet the assistant director and crew members to carry them back to the hotel when they were drunk.
But Joey walked over there at the moment, a person who was sitting by the campfire barely drinking a few sips of wine but was very sober, she walked over to him and said, "It seems that you really don't like drinking."
Holding a bamboo branch in his hand, Chen Kun poked the dirt on the ground a few times, "You want me to see what people who really let go should do, I have seen it, and I understand it."
Joey put his hands on his hips and said calmly: "Then tomorrow, I hope you can let go more."
Joy went back to the hotel and had a good night's sleep. When she came back to the crew the next day, she didn't expect a few drunk people to wake up early in the morning and arrive at the studio.
She squinted her eyes and walked to Yan Ni, patted her shoulder and asked, "How do you feel?"
Yan Ni took a deep breath and made an extremely complicated expression, "I think the air seems to be fresher today~"
Then Joey and she burst into laughter.
But Joey found that letting the actors mess around like this, the effect is still there, at least they are really more open, anyway, they have seen each other's messing around, so there is nothing to hold on to... …
In this way, Joey thinks that the difficulty of his next filming schedule has been greatly reduced.
The entire shooting schedule is proceeding exactly as planned, and it will end exactly as planned.
A total of 1 month and 20 days of shooting schedule, Joey completed it on time.
After that, she will be buried in editing and special effects production for several months.
People seem to have forgotten about Joey during this time.Because the entire "Memoirs of Macau" has not moved at all.
The only thing that can prove that Joey is still filming "Memoirs of Macau" is the official Weibo, where some stills will be released every once in a while.
Of course, diehard fans such as Chen Kun, Wang Baoqiang, Huang Bo, etc. are still waiting for the arrival of this movie.
And just when Chinese movie fans seemed to have really forgotten about this incident, the promotional poster of "Memoirs of Macau" was suddenly displayed, and everyone was so shocked that they had no time to react.
The official Weibo was captured by countless fans in an instant.
"What? "Memoirs of Macau" is about to be released? Why don't I have any news? Isn't this too soon?"
"I'm going to wait until now, finally the news that it will be released, Brother Kun!"
"I only know that Brother Kun has accepted a comedy film, but I don't know the name of the director...Is it a foreigner? Looks like a Chinese..."
"Shot by Joey Grant? Real or fake?"
All of a sudden, large-scale and overwhelming publicity instantly covered all channels in the Mainland and Hong Kong.Wherever I go, I seem to see the familiar faces on the cover poster of "Memoirs of Macau".
This is a very interesting poster, at least in terms of composition. The foursome of the bad guys and the heroine are thrown from the car and thrown in the air, and everyone's expression is full of nonsensical and funny.
Judging from this kind of poster, the visual inspection is a continuation of the style of Joey Grant's previous "Secret Gambler", that is, weirdo.
It's just that the last one was an elegant geek, and this one is a spoof geek.
The premiere of the movie was also held in a Wanda movie auditorium.
On the day of the premiere, you can see that the box office of the theater is very lively.A large stop sign poster of "Memoirs of Macau" was erected at the entrance of the theater, and a red carpet was laid at the entrance.
Many movie fans could not wait to gather around the door early in the morning, and many other media reporters also entered the venue at this moment.
When Joey appeared at the entrance of the theater, there was another commotion in the crowd, and many movie fans offered their knees to Joey who came from afar.
"Hey, Joey! I can't get enough of your movies, looking forward to more surprises from you."
"Joy, you said your dream is a movie, then my dream is you!"
"The real goddess looks so good-looking and beautiful. This is probably the only time in my life that I can see the goddess up close!"
Joey gave them a gentle smile, then turned and walked into the screening room.
In the screening hall, many people were already bustling with people, most of them were invited media reporters and some die-hard movie fans.
It's just that fans can only sit in the back few rows, while media people can sit in the front.
After Joey entered the screening hall, he went directly to the stage and sat in front of the tables and chairs that had been set up long ago, and accepted interviews from all walks of life with the other crew members.
Although well-known actors like Chen Kun and Huang Bo were present, the reporters followed Joey all the way.
"Director Grant, will this be your first step in opening up the Chinese market? How long will you stay here?"
Joey smiled, "It won't be long, in fact I've already bought a plane back to Los Angeles in a month."
"So you're going to go back to Hollywood and make movies next?"
Joey held the microphone and smiled lightly at the audience. At this moment, a fan sitting in the back row suddenly said to the people next to him: "She smiled at me, I think I was shocked!"
The person next to him gave him a blank stare.
Joey continued: "That's right, after all, I don't know much about the Chinese market, so I don't plan to go too deep for now."
"So Director Grant, what kind of expectations do you want to carry for this movie?"
Joey paused, thought for a while, and then said, "I think, maybe I want to implant an American humor."
Afterwards, the reporters began to ask other actors such as Chen Kun and Wang Baoqiang. After a while, the countdown approached 19:00.
The staff came forward and whispered in Joey's ear, "The premiere is about to start, let's end it."
After that, the curtain came down, and the crew started to leave the front of the curtain, and Joey was the only one standing there.
This is a necessary part of the premiere ceremony. The director or producer stands in front of the screen and gives a few opening speeches before the premiere officially begins...
Holding the microphone, Joey said to everyone in a brisk tone: "Ah~ I know many of you have been looking forward to this movie for a long time, so relax and enjoy it."
"One of my predecessors once told me that the real genius is the one who can conquer the audience with comedy. I hope I am not a genius who disappoints you."
There was a small burst of laughter from below.
"GOGO let's go!"
Joey turned and left the stage.
The curtains are drawn to reveal the big screen behind, then the screen lights up and the memoir begins!
Everyone is staring at the big screen with their eyes open. This is the long-awaited memoir of Macau!
Sure enough, at the beginning, I saw Brother Kun's face!On a beautiful and gorgeous morning, Brother Kun was dragged up from his clothes by his wife.
The screen slowly begins to show the crew list of the film's participants.
It’s just that this list makes the audience look stupid——
Actor 1: Earthbreaker
Cast 2: Gypsy Wonder Woman
Actor 3: The baby wants to be hugged
……
Special effects artist 1: Huskies who don’t know how to eat chili
……
Director: Gandalf the Movie
……
The audience was dumbfounded, what a mess of CAST! ?But this kind of CAST is really the first time I see it, so fresh!
Eventually, the opening music ends and the first frame marks the official start of the movie.
Everyone present rearranged their sitting postures, as if everything was ready to go.
Joey Grant, what are you going to do this time?Let's take a good look at it.
At this time, the camera left Chen Kun's picture, but turned to Wang Baoqiang's perspective. Wang Baoqiang was drying his hair with a hair dryer, but the hair dryer didn't seem to work well, and his hair was blown into a very funny look. , like a chimney.
He faced the camera, looked at himself, and said annoyed words in a very calm tone, "I think I look like a pen."
"Hahahahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter.
Wang Baoqiang said such things in a serious tone, it is so funny, hahahahaha!
Unexpectedly, it took only 5 seconds for Joey to make the first joke.
At this time, the camera turned to Huang Bo's point of view again. A thief entered Huang Bo's house. He jumped out of the bathroom naked, picked up a baseball bat and beat the thief until he knelt down.
This violent chase scene is also very humorous, and it is ridiculous.
The thief could only try to appease Huang Bo, while begging for mercy, "Don't, don't, don't hit, you will regret it, because you will find that there is no one in the world who thinks so much like you .”
Huang Bo looked at him wonderingly, "Do you think I'm attractive too?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
The auditorium was boiling again. If it was just a light joke just now, then this time, all the people in the auditorium, young and old, were all boiling.
The high-intensity hilarious opening set the tone for the film's success. At least at the beginning, Joey conquered the audience with his laughter.
At this time, the audience who were still skeptical about Joey's movie were already overjoyed.
"Haha, this movie is so funny."
"I think Huang Bo's acting is so funny."
"Hahaha, Huang Bo's ass is probably going to be insured, so tempting."
At this moment, the movie has been going on for a while, and everyone has come to Macau, and the prostitute played by Yan Ni has also come to the door, but at the same time they also brought the police.
So a group of people were detained by the police because they were suspected of recruiting prostitutes.
The police began to question everyone, and Joey laughed out the heroes again here!
Policeman: "Why are you recruiting prostitutes?"
Wang Baoqiang thumped the table vigorously, "We didn't recruit prostitutes, do you think the few of us seem to be impotent who only recruit one and share it?"
"Hahahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.
Then, immediately afterward, the policeman asked again: "I ask why you recruit-prostitutes!"
Guo Tao put his hand on his forehead helplessly, "Well, we really didn't hire a prostitute. We caught this prostitute, and we are about to hand her over to the public."
At this time, Wang Baoqiang's stupidity came up again, and he took it for granted, "Yes, we caught a prostitute, should you police give us some rewards?"
"Hahahahahaha!" Everyone was amused by Wang Baoqiang's confident tone.
It wasn't just ordinary movie fans who were laughing, even the invited media reporters and harsh movie critics couldn't help but laugh.
This movie is really full of laughs, and the laughs come one after another, and there is no way to stop!
At this moment, outside the screening hall, the ticket sales lady and other movie fans who were anxiously waiting but could not enter the theater could only hear bursts of almost unbroken laughter in the screening hall.
A staff member who sneaked in and took a look came out, and said to several other ticket sales girls, "The reaction to this movie was so intense, everyone was laughing."
The ticket sales lady asked again: "Then what do you think of the movie?"
The staff member commented based on countless experiences of watching movies in cinemas: "I think it's very exciting, whether it's the montage editing method or the unique camera movement, especially the kind of...well, the indescribable composition skills, It is indeed not at the same level as those bad film directors in the local market, and it does have the temperament of Hollywood."
Before the ticket sales lady had time to say a word, there was another burst of hilarious laughter in the screening room. She couldn't help but wink at the staff member after listening, "Ahhh, I really want to go see it too!"
Back in the screening hall at this time, you will be surprised to find that although the shots of this funny film are full of absurdity and spoofs, they really have the very personal style that Joey Grant should have. .
For example, the composition of her visual department, and the textured colors that she is good at tuning-teaching in the later stage, and there are a lot of slow motion full of funny clips.
Moreover, according to an excellent comedy film, the distribution of laughs should be at least once every 7 minutes on average, and listen to it, the laughter in the screening hall at this moment is not only once every 7 minutes, but even more intensive!
The film had just ended, and some film review manuscripts had already flown out of the hands of the film critics on site, and had been delivered to the editorial department of "Film Weekly".
It is not a complete manuscript, but some fragments sent through chat software.
"Editor-in-Chief, some clips of film reviews from our senior Douban film critics have been sent over, should we integrate them and send them out quickly?"
"No problem, but isn't this too fast?"
"I thought Joy Grant wouldn't be too good at comedies, but I didn't expect her to impress so many film critics?"
Look what the critics said about this movie.
"Oh my god, that's not the case. It's the first time I've seen a comedy movie with such high ratings from film critics. The last time, it was probably "Let the Bullets Fly"?"
"Read to me what the critics have said."
An editor began to read the highly praised manuscripts.
"Crazy and creative comedy."
"This is a typical American-style comedy, at least this is the one I've heard so far this year with the highest frequency of hilarious laughter. Huang Bo was aggrieved and Wang Baoqiang acted stupid, adding all kinds of feces jokes, Every joke is full of the director's careful design."
"Joy has already mastered the set of road + black humor, and has produced a comedy that is foreign-core and Westernized, but still hilarious enough."
"This movie tells us that sometimes it is better to know a mentally retarded friend than to know a friend for decades."
At this moment, the premiere of the screening hall is about to end, because the movie's track has already sounded.
No one left the audience.They seem to be expecting something——
what else?Of course it's an easter egg!
Joey Grant's usual personality is to never put easter eggs, will she make an exception this time?will she?After all, such a wonderful comedy, how can it appease the hearts of fans without putting an easter egg at the end!
The crowd waited excitedly.
"It's so beautiful! So exciting! So funny! Are there any Easter eggs?"
"Joy is such a genius, and this time she has managed to transform herself into an all-around director."
"I really want to say easter eggs?"
What about Easter eggs?
The answer is no, really no!
Hey ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Only then did the crowd get up reluctantly. For them, "Memoirs of Macau" without Easter eggs is an incomplete memory scroll.Because this movie is so funny, now that I think of every bit of it, I still can't help it hahahahahaha! ! ! !
The premiere of "Memoirs of Macau" is over, followed by evaluations and word-of-mouth from all parties.
Regardless of the word-of-mouth evaluation of this film, the most intuitive one is reflected in the cinema itself.
At this moment, you may see such a scene at the box offices of major movie theaters in the mainland.
"Hi, please give me 2 movie tickets for "Memoirs of Macau"."
"Sorry, all screenings are sold out today."
"What the hell? All gone? Are you kidding me?"
"Sir, come back tomorrow."
No matter how you look at it, "Memoirs of Macau" is a force that has sprung up in terms of the screening rate and box office of major theaters.
Not to mention that it is so popular that the shows are almost sold out, just looking at its glamorous and invincible box office performance has surprised many local Chinese filmmakers and big directors.
The most important thing is that this is just a comedy. In China, there has never been a comedy that has achieved such box office success.For a while, the industry was confused.
This is a surprising result, but if you look at it from another angle, this may be a reasonable result, after all, it came from Joey Grant.
How hot is this movie?In just one week of its release, it has already occupied the number one spot on the major box office charts, with a score of 1.2 million in its premiere week, breaking the thinking constraints of all local filmmakers.
How can a comedy film reach such a high level?
The crazy laughter that erupted in movie theaters of all sizes gave an answer to all this, that is, this Joey's water-testing comedy movie that incorporates the outer core of American humor is sweeping every corner of the inland, even A marketing war started.
"Memoirs of Macau" became a must-have picture on Weibo's homepage and circle of friends.
"Who will accompany me to see Memoirs of Macau?"
"[Pictures posted] I went to see Memoirs of Macau today. I have seen many films by this director before, and they are all super super exciting!"
"I laughed so hard, I just finished reading The Memoirs of Macau, I died laughing, my stomach hurts."
Not only that, Feng Xiaogang, a famous Chinese black humor director, posted a link to a long article on his Weibo.
Looking at the title, it seems that it has nothing to do with "Memoirs of Macau" - "Spoof is dead."
"I don't know which goddamn person suggested I watch "Memoirs of Macau". It's such a bad impression."
"At least the grade is several times worse than when I watched "Let the Bullets Fly", but I changed my mind, whatever, let it go, I'm just watching a pure comedy."
"Later, I gradually tasted the taste of it."
"That is to say, spoofs are dead, and creativity will last forever. In the Chinese film market, there are many spoof movies, and there are more bad movies. However, this movie, which looks like a spoof, vulgar and vulgar, has attracted so many people's attention. ?”
"Because of creativity. Joy Grant will always be there as long as her creativity doesn't die."
This Weibo has actually won the forwarding of many well-known directors and actors in the industry.
Chen Kun reposted this Weibo, "Thank you Director Feng for your affirmation, and I thank you on behalf of Director Grant."
Yan Ni forwarded, "It is my greatest honor to be able to act in Joey's movie."
Unexpectedly, another well-known director, Cheng Kaige, also reposted this Weibo. Although this director has been rumored to have exhausted his talents in recent years, he still showed high praise for Joey. "All kinds of burdens and laughs are in place. It is a simple movie that makes people laugh, why bother to engage in those profound connotations. Sometimes what the audience promises is very simple, and a good laugh is enough. "
It is difficult to put it simply, if director Cheng Kaige can really grasp the essence of the comedy he said, how could he come up with something like "Taoist Descending the Mountain" after many years?
Joey specially registered a real-name Weibo account for this, and thanked Feng Xiaogang under this article.
Afterwards, the number of Joey's Weibo fans increased dramatically immediately, and various mainland stars followed her Weibo, although she didn't know most of those first-line people.
But they are all willing to pay attention to Joey, even if Joey doesn't pay attention to them, this is a kind of forceful expression.
That's right, what's the problem with respecting, loving, and worshiping Joey, a top Hollywood director?This is the only way to explain the style and taste, isn't it?
When Joey woke up one day, he was horrified by the number of fans on his Weibo!
Because her FACEBOOK doesn't have so many fans yet, there are really too many Chinese!This is definitely a huge advantage unique to this market!No one can compare except Ah San!
The promotion of "Memoirs of Macau" has not weakened in the slightest, even though the public praise is very good, because it is so fucking funny!
But in terms of publicity, it is still enough to call it vigorous. The signboard of "Hollywood director" is very useful, at least many people go for the brand of Joey Grant.
24 hours a day, seamless placement of advertisements, and overwhelming hard media promotion, as well as fans' high evaluation of this movie, yes, this method is very repetitive, but at least every movie is a hit All movies are like this, and they will go through these steps.
In this way, the box office of "Memoirs of Macau" is still taking off.
Huayi Brothers specially held an emergency meeting for this purpose. They hope to increase their efforts in publicity, and continue to expand the scope of screenings, especially increase the number of theaters and the number of films scheduled, and strive to win record-setting box office results!
The directors of all departments sat together to discuss this matter.
"We need to work harder in all aspects. Hurry up, we can still sprint. Now that the box office has reached 3.5 million, we can still sprint!"
"By the way, and, have you caught Joey Grant? Ask her to sign the contract for the second film, and you must convince her."
"It's impossible. She has clearly rejected it. She doesn't plan to stay in China."
"What a pity! Hey."
""Memoirs of Macau" is expected to hit the box office champion of this year, no, it may even be the box office champion of local movies in the past ten years..."
"No," a marketing staff member waved his hand and said after a pause, "If this trend continues, it won't just happen within ten years."
That's right, because this type of movie has never appeared in the domestic market, and when it appears now, it appears in front of everyone in a blowout way!
Well, no one can predict its box office potential, and no one can predict it accurately, because it is unprecedented.
The only thing that can be predicted is that it will break the record repeatedly!
3.5 million, is it the end, or just the beginning?
Soon, the answer appeared.
More than a month later, countless media reporters pointed their cameras at Mr. Guo Lei, the person in charge of the production and production of the film. He can be said to be the most important leader of the entire project besides Joey.
Faced with questions from various media, Guo Lei gave a resounding answer.
"We can't grasp the prospect of this movie. The only thing we can grasp is the brand of Joey Grant."
"Our original estimate was 3 to 4 million."
"Later, it got higher and higher, and it has reached a point where it is beyond the control of the film itself and marketing."
Yes, "Memoirs of Macau" has reached 10 billion (RMB)!
She is really a genius, a decathlon, a genius with no weaknesses.Every time she sets foot in a field, she can always become a legend in this field.
When people thought she was an excellent literary film director, she made staggering science fiction films.
When people thought that she was both literature, art and science fiction, she completed the commercial peak of magic movies.
When people thought she could dominate Hollywood, she conquered the hearts of Europeans.
When people thought she was a perfect person, she showed her serious visual bias in BVS.
Now, she has become an all-round genius with a comedy film with a box office of 10 billion!
Does she have a weakness?Does she really have a weakness?
If so, when will we see her weakness?
Zhang Jiajia, a famous Chinese film critic, roared in his column, "Of course she has weaknesses. Everyone has weaknesses. Her weaknesses are just like the movie "Weaknesses" she made. Their biggest weakness is that they are too talented!"
Huayi Brothers obstructed and begged Joey to stay and shoot the second series of films, but Joey was determined to return to the United States.
It's such a pity.
But what to do when you go back?Joey thinks that making movies with high intensity all the time is easy to get stuck in a bottleneck, so why not do something else?
The author has something to say: Actually, I'm not familiar with Zhang Tian'ai... I just watched "Prince Princess" and thought the acting was good...
I know that there must be many readers who want to criticize me below this chapter, criticize me for being uncreative, criticize me for following routines, and criticize the actors I choose for being too embarrassing!Everyone hold back!Be sure to hold back the QAQ and keep spraying together in the future, every chapter is too hurt to be sprayed!And hold back the big move and spray it out at once to cause tons of damage! QQ
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