[comprehensive] bald romance

"What! There is someone who has a crush on the minister. Is he trying to imitate the Titanic and hit the iceberg?"

Among the crowd, Takeshi Momoshiro yelled loudly, and Kaoru Kaitang hissed and cursed: "Idiot."

"

Nene!Your hairstyle is so cool, can I be your friend meow~"

Eiji Kikumaru saw Saitama's bald head shining in the sun, and admired Saitama very much, "Are you a hero? I saw the recruitment of League of Legends online!"

Wow!Speaking of this, Saitama's eyes lit up. I didn't expect there to be such a smart kid.

"That's right! I'm a hero out of interest."

A durian head squeezed in, the thick glasses gleamed coldly, took out a notebook, brushed and began to write, muttering: "White teeth, Tezuka's crush, could it be this bald girl? It is said that the hair follicles will die at a young age. Is it really normal? Why do the stick-like facial features exude the breath of a strong man? By the way, do you have a bald problem that bothers you? The specially made vegetable juice can effectively stimulate the growth of hair follicles, do you want to try it?"

Gan Zhenzhi took out a bottle of vegetable juice exuding a strange smell, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, no matter how you looked at it, he looked like Grandma Wolf.

"Tezuka, is this lady your friend?" Fujisuke stroked his smooth chin, showing a warm and jade-like smile.

Those who are familiar with him, such as Ying Er, immediately shook their bodies, "Is Fuji going to start the mode of the big devil again?"

"Huh? Eiji, what are you talking about?"

"No! Nothing!" It seemed that this girl interested Fuji very much.

Tezuka searched around in his mind, and found that there is no friend with such a peculiar style of painting, he must have admitted the wrong person.

Tezuka Kunimitsu, such a boring boy who complained.

A black line floated across Saitama's egg face. Too bad, she accidentally revealed Jingwu's heartfelt voice to Glasses Boy. With Jingwu's arrogant and stinking temper, she would definitely be angry with herself.

After thinking about it, Saitama finally came up with a good solution.

"

In fact, you all heard it wrong, I have a crush on this boy, hahaha. "

Very good, that's it. If you take everything on yourself, no one will doubt your little nephew.

Young Scholars: ...

"

God!Confessed in public!Minister, please respond quickly! "

Takeshi Momoshiro yelled through the loudspeaker, and passers-by also cast their gazes in this direction.

Tezuka Kunimitsu glanced over with a contemptuous look of a king.

Fuji Zhousuke found that the egg-faced girl didn't show any shyness or nervousness at all, and there was only calmness in her oval eyes.

What about this interesting girl, is she really Tezuka's crush?

"

That being the case, I won't disturb your time anymore, Osamu Tezuka, come on! "

Saitama waved his arms and trotted away.

Echizen Ryoma finally couldn't help complaining: "Is this guy really the minister's crush? Someone sent him to play with the minister, right?"

It wasn't until they saw Saitama appearing in the stands of the Ice Emperor later that they realized that all of this was the plan of King Monkey Mountain!

Atobe Keigo: This pot master does not memorize it.

After Saitama ran away, he realized that he was lost.

Every strong man is a road idiot, and Saitama has accepted this attribute calmly.

What if you are not calm!She can't find her way back at all!

I lost my way because I was buying a drink, and if I was found back, I would be laughed to death by my little nephew!

"

Ma'am, would you like to try our company's new issuance instrument? "

Just when Saitama went back in distress, a delicate voice sounded behind her.

Saitama turned the head of the egg and saw a strong man standing behind him.

This man has colorful chicken feathers on his head, orchid fingers, sunglasses, and a fancy racerback vest. He really looks Kiki.

"

Miss, our company has released a new hair extension device, which is specially designed for bald people. Do you want to try it? "

The transsexual man twisted his body and pushed out a huge instrument, a seat and a desk lamp on the seat.

This kind of simple equipment doesn't look like something that a high-tech company can produce, does it?

"

Let's try it, miss, if an excellent girl like you has a head of lush hair, it will be the icing on the cake~"

Saitama was praised so much that she couldn't stand the bewitchment of the shemale man. After she realized it, she realized that she was sitting on this tattered seat.

With a click, four metal chains popped out from under the seat, binding her tightly.

"

Do I need to be tied up to stimulate hair follicles? "

Lusilia smiled coquettishly: "Of course, what if you run away? They managed to catch you~"

Bell failed, and Mamon also failed. Through the experience of the failure of the two, Lusilia learned that if he wants to succeed, he must outsmart him!This woman's IQ must not be very good, she was hooked after a few casual tricks, look, isn't this easy to handle?

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Okay, it will hurt a little next time, don't struggle~"

Lusilia pressed the switch. This is the interrogation chair used by the organization to kill prisoners. The current transformer can make an African adult elephant completely lose its mind in a second.

Saitama let out an oh, and heard a creaking sound, and then, the seat seemed to make a thumping sound, could it be broken! ?

"

No way!How come there is no response?Is the switch broken? "

The shemale man showed a surprised expression, Saitama was just about to say, is it Pengci, the ladyboy, when he saw the shemale man touched the seat, then wowed, foamed at the mouth and passed out.

A few photos fell out of the pocket of the fallen ladyboy. The characters on them were all Saitama who was buying eggs at a special price.

"

This guy, can't he be a professional in Porcelain, right? "

There have been reports in the news that this type of criminals like to hunt down girls who live alone.

Can you bully her casually because she looks kind?

very good!

She can now be sure that this guy is here to touch porcelain!She is so stupid, is this guy a gangster?Is it too late to escape now?

Saitama threw away the device on his head, what is it?

When she caught a glimpse of the thick chicken feathers of the other party, she was angry from her heart, and grabbed the chicken feathers of the shemale man, the veins on her bald head burst out, and her hands waved at an unfathomable speed with the naked eye, leaving behind afterimages.

"

Alright, you're done, don't do deception anymore. "

The colorful hair fluttered in the wind in Saitama's hands, and he clapped his hands. Saitama stood up and hunched his back. Surprisingly, after an hour, Saitama found his way back.

What a joy.

"

Teacher, you are back. "Jenos is like a statue, sitting in the original position standing still, thinking that Sansan will not get lost, Sansan forgot to bring his mobile phone, where is Sansan, should I go to Sansan and God Ah, Sansan finally appeared. Sure enough, Sansan was the most dazzling in the crowd.

He completely ignored the ambiguous eyes cast by some of the Ice Empress girls beside him.

The appearance of Genos looks a little strange. After all, in this era, robots are still too advanced, but this does not hinder his handsomeness. His face has attracted the attention of many opposite sexes. It is definitely a bright star in the crowd.

But this ray of light, when seeing Saitama, turned into a blazing sun.

"

teacher!where did you go?I thought you were lost and was trying to find you!Great, you can find your way back, once in a hundred times you can find your way back, teacher, you are amazing!As expected of a teacher! "

The moment the indifferent and handsome boy saw Saitama, he completely transformed into a loyal dog and talkative boy, and approached him with a serious face.

Saitama waved Genos's handsome face away, and said sullenly: "Hey Genos, are you complaining about me? Are there still so many people here? Don't call me Lu Chi so loudly, there are a hundred more times Find it once or something, won't you write down the number of times I got lost?"

Janos nodded solemnly, and took out a notebook from his pocket, with a Q-version egg face on it, "This is the teacher's special notebook, which records all the teacher's information in detail, teacher, do you want to read it? I I can lend it to you."

Saitama was powerless: "No, I don't want to watch it at all, thank you."

What the hell!In less than a day after we met, this guy made his own notebook, Genos, are you a crazy recorder?

Saitama sat down, only to find out that the little nephew had already started the game.

The little nephew on the court waved his racket and yelled lines like "Waltz of Destruction", which made Saitama feel ashamed.

What's the matter with this slogan like before the Bara magic fairy transforms?

And the other party is the young nephew's crush, Osamu Tezuka.

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Genos, give me water. "To be honest, Saitama couldn't feel the passion on the field at all, and yawned, Genos opened the lid of the mineral water bottle, and the bland taste entered the esophagus from the mouth, in fact, she wanted to drink more, grape flavor of.

A few drops of water accidentally flowed out from the corner of Saitama's mouth. Genos looked surprised. The teacher's frown and smile were quite attractive to this boy. The water drops, and then stuffed the fingers stained with water drops into his mouth.

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Sure enough, the teacher's taste is sweet. " Genos replied vaguely.

Saitama covered his face and expressed shame at Genos' behavior!

Because the situation on the field was very intense, Saitama was glad that no one noticed the situation here. However, Keigo Atobe fought back fiercely on the field and gave Genos a hard look.

The little nephew said he saw it all!A shameless robot who dares to seduce his little aunt!

Tezuka Kunimitsu: Atobe likes that girl in the stands?Then should he tell Atobe what this person confessed to him before?

The author has something to say:

Saitama: My little nephew will transform~

Keigo Atobe: I am going to kill this kid

Genos: I wonder if the taste in the teacher's mouth is sweet?

Tezuka Kunimitsu: My name is Kunimitsu, not Osamu Tezuka