[comprehensive] bald romance

Saitama vomited, almost vomited out his overnight meal, "Sorry, your voice reminds me of someone."

Mr. Clown with a full face, has exactly the same voice as this handsome guy.

Saitama didn't notice Hisoka's name, but simply thought that the voice of this stinking and shameless handsome guy was very familiar.

Genos's golden head stared gloomyly at the little Hisoka under Hisoka, "Teacher, my little Jay is bigger than him, and the doctor installed a scalable function for me, woof! What size does the teacher like? , woof woof, I can change it! It has a human body temperature control function, if the teacher is lonely..."

"Ganos shut up! There are still children here!" Listening to Genos's shameful inner narration, Saitama desperately covered Kurt's ears.

Curt said that he understood all of Genos's content, and he has always been precocious in beating up children produced by the Enemy family.

For example, the little angel Qi Ya often secretly watches midnight theaters.

"It's too much~Kiwi~Your figure, aren't you satisfied?" Said, Hisoka twisted his waist, and the little Hisoka below also trembled with the wind, drawing a beautiful arc.

"Burning the cannon! How can it be repaired! Teacher, after I have repaired my body, I will teach you a lesson for this disrespectful exhibitionist! Bark bark bark bark!"

Genos' last cry fully expressed the anger deep in his heart. The damn man dared to seduce and seduce the lovely and simple teacher in front of him.

Saitama: In fact, I have read R18 men's porn magazines..

"Hey, Genos, don't get excited, the bathtub is about to explode!"

Following Saitama's complaints, the bathtub exploded with a loud bang. Saitama's punch was equivalent to a cannonball. The bathtub that exploded due to Saitama's action splashed a piece of ceramic, and with a bang, a big hole was punched in the bathroom wall.

"Bastard! Which guy messed up Master Ben's bathroom!"

Saitama waved the dust in front of his eyes, and then, a gleam of light flashed in his oval eyes, and in the bathroom next door, 12-year-old Qi Ya was taking off his clothes, revealing strong mermaid lines and snow-white skin. In the hazy mist, this delicate-looking young man looked like a dream like fog, truly charming.

Then, looking down, Saitama saw Qi Ya's little brother who was crying in the wind.

"Yo~ boy, let's have a bathroom play~ I'm in a good mood~"

The strange boy who watched pay TV in the middle of the night and had to take a bath for one reason or another, with a whoosh, his snow-white face turned red.

By the way, the shuttle of any door will cause a time gap between the two spaces. When Saitama crossed, it was evening, but when it landed, it became midnight.

"You damn bald man! Peeking at Master Ben taking a bath! Shameless!"

Qi Ya looked like a lion who had been invaded and violated (actually like a woman from a good family), he quickly pulled out the towel and wrapped it around his key parts, "Baldy...wait! Curt, why are you here?"

Qiya, whose eyes changed from anger to shock, saw Curt who was lying in the bathtub with the bald man, "Are you here to arrest me? I won't go back! I finally escaped from home, I won't go back with you Is the elder brother here too?"

The last sentence is inexplicably guilty, boy, Saitama climbed out of the wet bathtub, hugged Genos, and dragged Curt.

"Third brother, I didn't come to catch you back." Curt obediently followed Saitama out of the bathtub.

"Miracle, be polite to your sister, Curt is a little girl, shouldn't she be gentler?" Saitama thinks that the family's education method is quite problematic, how can he be so rude to a cute little girl?

Qi Ya had a ghostly expression on his face, "I'm not called Miracle! Curt is..."

"Kiwi has been ignoring others~ It's too much!"

Qi Ya's words were interrupted by Hisoka, the torturer, and also, Hisoka has been suppressing his desire and desire, whether he can see or not eat, how aggrieved it is, and finally took a bath in the middle of the night to kill himself The desire and desire to fight in his heart was interrupted by Saitama, coupled with Qi Ya's appearance so temptingly.

Hisoka said he would have sex with him if he didn't let him go, so Hisoka got mad.

"Kiwi, fight with me~~~~"

Saitama finally came to his senses, a black line was drawn across Dandan's face, "Are you... Xizui?"

The voice is so fucking familiar!Saitama, who doesn't have a strong memory, is simply because Xizui's performance is too outstanding. I can't remember it. This is the most flirtatious man Saitama has ever seen. He is more flirtatious than a woman. Damn, he has so much hair.

"Kiwi finally remembered, let's play a game~" Hisoka licked a poker card at the corner of his mouth, the poker card with mental power was like a shining weapon, with a whoosh, the next moment, it was nailed to the It stuck on Saitama's head, and then clicked it, and stuck it on Saitama's forehead.

Saitama was stunned for a moment, then he reacted, and hurriedly said: "Fuck you! You threw the poker you licked on my forehead! You are so dirty! Do you know how many bacteria are in your saliva? Have a good show." Can’t do magic tricks? Do you have to throw it on someone’s forehead? How rude!”

Whether to take it or not to take it, Saitama was entangled.

Hisoka sized Saitama up and down with great interest, as expected of his ultimate opponent. Thinking of this, Hisoka took back the poker cards with his stretchable love, couldn't help himself with excitement, and continued to lick the poker cards, using ambiguous Said in a tone: "Hmm! ~It smells like kiwi fruit~"

Saitama: "..."

Genos: "Teacher, run! This man is a pervert, woof woof!"

Under the influence of Hisoka's mind power, Curt and Chiya were almost unable to stand firm, but Chiya was fine, and Curt limply lay on Saitama's back.

He always felt that this woman could give him an inexplicable sense of security. Looking at Saitama's neither tall nor majestic figure, Curt firmly believed that Saitama could win this battle.

Saitama: Is this a fight?

"Xizui, you have a bad habit. Also, I'm going to take Genos and Curt to rest. I won't pay for the bathtub. There is a problem with the random door that Old Man Nini gave you. Goodbye!"

Saitama wanted to leave this annoying scene, she was afraid that if she couldn't help it, she would punch Xizui to death, this guy is too cheap!

"Also, Xizui, you look like you need a man to comfort you, but I don't have that part, so please don't trouble me." Saitama complained calmly before turning around.

Little did he know that it was just such a sentence that completely extinguished Hisoka's fighting spirit.

"Let's go, Miracle, I took your sister Kurt with me too." Saitama left with a group of people in a mighty way.

He said he was leaving, but he just crawled into Qiya's room along the big hole made in the two rooms.

"Hee hee hee~ Is Xiaoyi worried about her younger brothers? Don't worry~ I'm not a bad person~"

After Saitama left, the weird man with nails all over his face climbed in along the ventilation window of the bathroom. Seeing that there was no third person in the bathroom, the weird man with nails tore off the nails on his head.

In an instant, a beautiful face with a country and a city appeared in front of Hisoka.

"Every time I see Xiao Yi changing his face, I am very surprised~" Xiao Yi is so interesting to be able to make up his mind to toss his face like this~ Hisoka likes to get along with interesting people, cover his face, Hisoka shoulders Shaking non-stop.

Different from the previous crackling sound, this time, there was a clear and pleasant voice: "Hisuo, don't attack Qi Ya."

Qi Ya is the pride of the whole family, and Yiermi has the obligation and responsibility to take care of this younger brother.

"Don't Xiaoyi think kiwi fruit is very attractive? What a wonderful woman, she fits the family's rule of beating the enemy's wife. Xiaoyi, haven't you been on a blind date recently? You can consider kiwi fruit~"

Hisoka didn't think it was a big deal at all, Yi Ermi's big cat pupils reflected Hisoka's excited face, and suddenly, his right hand fisted and hammered on his left, "I see, you like her."

Hisoka: "..."

"Hisuo, don't try to fool me," Irmi warned, and naturally pushed open the door of the bathroom, "Threatening Qi Ya, encouraging me to marry a bald man, a total of 5000 million nuns for mental damage, and your bed Let me sleep."

The owner of the hotel asked Yiermi for the accommodation fee, how could Yiermi agree to send the money out?Originally, he planned to sneak into Hisoka's room to sleep at night, but he didn't expect to encounter such a thing.

Lying on Sisso's bed, Il Fan couldn't help but fall into contemplation. In fact, what Sisso said was not unreasonable. The enemy and guest family paid attention to the power. It is much more useful to have a vase in the door.And that woman seems to be nice to her younger brothers (Qi Ya: Brother, are you blind?!), maybe a good woman?

Why don't you take advantage of these few days and take a closer look.Elmi thought so.

Let's turn the scene to the room of Qiya and Xiaojie. Saitama returned to this room with Qiya and Kurt, who were sweating profusely, and looked at the appearance of Xiaojie with the skyrocket hairstyle sleeping in the room with his belly exposed. Saitama couldn't help but look at Qi Ya with weird eyes.

"Look, what are you looking at! Baldy!"

"It's nothing, I just feel that you and Xiaojie are a little dependent on each other..."

Such a loud noise can't wake Xiaojie who is sleeping soundly, and Qi Ya is also drunk.

"It's nothing, it's a miracle. I took a cold shower at night, so I'm sweating? You scared your sister." Saitama put Genos on the table, Genos's alien space Suddenly a faint light came on, and a metal arm came out of it. The light projected from Janos' electronic eyes matched the metal arm, and then the sound of screws turning could be heard in the room.

"Teacher, I have a bottle of castration machine for men here, do you need me to get rid of it?" Genos repaired one arm and began to repair the second arm.

Saitama was about to tell Genos that you can't see the dog ears on your head, when he heard Genos say this, he said speechlessly: "No need, Genos! Let go of his fifth leg! And his fifth leg is also very eye-catching, at least I earned it!"

Genos' cold eyes swept across Kiya's body.

Qi Ya was furious: "What are you looking at! I've never seen a big bird!"

The author has something to say:

The third young master is definitely a childlike giant!yes

I have always believed in it!

The teacher has made a lot of money, and I suddenly saw the beauty of the two popular characters~

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