[comprehensive] bald romance

Saitama lay on Genos's back, handsome like a bird, with two plump balls pressed tightly against Genos's back, and said, "Genos, it's now."

Genos's hands were in a straight line, and Saitama's hands were placed on Genos's sexy waist. Genos's thinking could hardly proceed normally. Hearing the teacher's order, Genos used the power of the shock gun to go around under the airship.

A candidate on the ground shouted: "Are these two imitating the Titanic?"

"Bald and handsome blond? This setting is so novel that there is no market at all!"

"Refund and refund! We want to see the beautiful heroine!"

"Sister Saitama, come on!" This was Xiaojie's voice.

"Is the bald man in the way of you? Bastard!" Saitama heard the noise from below with keen ears, but now is not the time to quarrel with the people below. Grabbed a pole of the airship.

"Janos, we are going to fall now, be careful not to get hit." Saitama instructed Genos.

"Good teacher!" Genos felt the soft touch on his back, and was so excited that he was almost smoked in the air.The teacher's body is so soft and comfortable, I really want the teacher to lie on my back for the rest of my life.

"Hey! What are you doing! Let go, baldy!" A door opened from under the airship, and Menqi, who was dressed in a hollow outfit, was quite displeased with Saitama's actions, "This is the content of the exam, don't hinder us!"

The short-tempered Menqi spoke a little directly. Saitama thought for a while, so it turned out that this was the content of the test, "When a hunter goes to kill wild boars, do I need to take this kind of test? Sorry, I don't know, but I heard that the hotel owner on the airship brought The money absconded, is it wrong to do so?"

The Hunters Association sounds like an ordinary non-governmental organization. They are so poor that they cheat the candidates of their money. They are the young generation who have worked so hard to hunt wild boars.

The big-hearted Saitama didn't realize that Men Qi was about to get rough on him, so Men Qi swiftly threw out two kitchen knives that were shining with cold light, and the target was Saitama.

"Get out of the way! Baldy! Otherwise, don't blame me for making the move!" Men Qi's temper is passionate and unrestrained, and to put it bluntly, he is aggressive. In addition, he lost some money playing cards with Sa Ci and others tonight, so Men Qi is not in a good mood now. .

"Teacher, there is a strong gas in her body, do I need to go around and enter the airship?" Genos's electronic eyes sensed a sudden gas in Men Qi's body. The seemingly petite Men Qi has changed, and that kitchen knife is not just a simple kitchen knife.

"No need, wouldn't it be good to drag the airship down?" Saitama had an expressionless egg face, wasn't it just to make the hotel owner spit out money?For this matter, I still have to work hard to do something in the airship. Wouldn’t it be good to just drag the airship down?Normal people think this way, right?

Normal people: We don't take the blame for this!

Saitama's idea is very simple, and it's even easier to do. When Menqi realized that the airship was really descending to what Saitama said, she had a ghostly expression on her face, and the kitchen knife in her hand shook. In fact, she didn't want to really Do it, what if the examinee is played to death by himself?

But the kitchen knife in her hand was launched because of her thought power, and then under the sudden violent tremor of the airship, it actually launched towards Saitama's forehead.

"Teacher, here we come." The cannon in Genos's hand was already ready, and as soon as Menqi's kitchen knife appeared, the spotlight in his hand attacked in Menqi's direction.

A fiery breath rushed towards his face, and then, in the dark night sky, a golden light suddenly appeared, a huge explosion sounded through the sky, and the piercing smell of coke came to his nostrils, Saitama saw that half of the airship was burned by Genos The cannon was destroyed, and he grabbed the airship with one hand and Genos with the other, and the ashes from the bombing of the airship were all over his forehead.

"Jenos, I always feel that we should run away..." This thing must be very expensive, right?Are you going to lose money?

…………

Saitama and Genos were invited to drink tea, and they really drank tea.

"Ho Ho Ho, this is the first time in my life that I have seen someone use this method to solve the test. As expected of Miss Saitama, she is brave and resourceful."

Nitro sat kneeling aside, looking at Saitama and Genos with a smile.

Patting the ashes on his forehead, Saitama was ashamed, turned his face away, and Genos was still handsome, with no trace of dust on his body.

"Old man Nini, I'm sorry for breaking the airship." Saitama apologized.

"It's all right. After knowing that you are a brave man, the old man is relieved. There is nothing more important than knowing that Miss Saitama is indeed a brave man." Nitro took a sip of tea and said that the Hunter Association was rich and powerful and did not care about Saitama's damaged airship.

Leaving aside the matter of the candidates flocking to discuss the explanation after the airship landed.

"Wait, Mr. Nini, you said you believed it?" Janos interrupted Nitero, and said thoughtfully: "That is to say, did you not believe that the teacher is a brave man at first?"

Eh--!

Saitama held her chin and asked, "Is that so? If you don't believe it, why did you give me the arbitrary door?" She and Genos were inexplicably blamed.

Netero opened his slender eyes and said calmly: "I really don't believe it. The data shows that you are the only intruders. If it is not for the brave ones, there will be a chaotic time-space conversion event at any door."

"What happened?" Seeing that the old man Nini was drinking tea so happily, Saitama also picked up a cup of green tea. As soon as he sipped it, his straight eyebrows wrinkled into caterpillars. What the hell is this? It's too bitter.

Genos took out a milk candy from the space knowingly, "Ah ~ Teacher, open your mouth."

Saitama opened his mouth and swallowed the candy Genos handed over, and the bitter taste in his mouth finally disappeared.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough!" Nitero suddenly coughed wildly. Can't this young couple stop emitting pink bubbles?Now we are talking about serious things, you and I are feeding sugar to play, the old man will have a myocardial infarction, okay?

"Ah, if your throat is uncomfortable, Genos has a golden throat lozenge here, do you want one?" Saitama said kindly, blocking the milk sugar on the right side, and the egg face looked like a bulge.

"If it wasn't for the brave, the random door would send you to hell, and you will never come back. I am very glad that you have returned to this place again. It also proves that Miss Saitama and Mr. Genos, you are the brave to save this world. "Nitero explained the key points in a concise manner. He thought he should end this conversation as soon as possible. He always felt that talking to Saitama would always lead him in a wrong direction.

Nitro is the president of the Hunter Association, and he is not really a middle school old man. Everything he says and does is for one purpose, to save the world. If Saitama cannot save the world, Any Door will not follow. Saitama is gone, and Saitama will be gone forever.

It was cruel, but for the sake of that disaster, Nitro had to do it.

"It's cruel! What if we can't come back?" Saitama was indignant, and he punched the table with a hammer. With a bang, there was a crack in the position where the three of them were sitting. Immediately afterwards, the three people who were originally in the room The person suddenly fell into the room below.

"Baldy! It's you again! My old lady killed you! Hey President, you perverted old man! Don't look!" Men Qi, who was covered in dust from the airship, was cleaning her body in the bathroom. The room suddenly exploded.

"Little Menqi has a really nice figure~" Nitro said with a smile while stroking his beard, very amiable.

Saitama picked up the unruly old man, "Let's go, grandpa, let's continue the topic just now."

"Teacher, please go this way." Genos, who didn't stare at Menqi the whole time, opened the bathroom door and let Saitama leave first.

Men Qi grabbed the shower, threw it on Janos' head, and roared angrily: "Asshole! Am I so unattractive?!"

Saitama grabbed Nitero who was about to run back, "Grandpa, please speak clearly."

"Ahem, cough, well, I will tell you, the way to go back is to solve the disaster of this world. The arbitrary door is the key to your search. Good luck, brave man! Well, don't disturb the old man !" Nitro waved his hand, as if to drive Saitama away.

"The image has been shattered too quickly! It has completely subverted your setting, Grandpa Nini, are you worthy of your playful and cute soaring braids?"

Saitama didn't need to stop Nitro at all. Menqi had already put on her pajamas and ran out to slaughter people. Looking at the old man who was being chased around, Saitama asked with a dull face, "Jenos, what do you think of him? Is it true?"

Genos recorded Netero's words and deeds, nodded, and said, "Teacher, he didn't lie. If you want to go back, you must solve the troubles of this world."

"Jenos, since even you...fuck! When did you take it out?"

I saw Genos holding a small notebook in his hand, looking up the information at a high speed, "Teacher, according to the information provided by this world, I can be sure that what he said is correct, there is indeed a powerful fortune teller, because I The result of the divination was that he committed suicide."

"I see, but let me take a break first, and then use any door to find clues." Saitama said.

As a result, this rest was the last game of the hunter game.

"Sister Saitama, can you come to the scene to cheer for me in the last game?"

The child who speaks so sweetly and politely must be Xiaojie, the little angel. Saitama stroked Xiaojie's hard hair, "Okay, after watching the game, I should work hard."

Genos bent down and begged, "Teacher, please touch Xiaojie's hair too."

Saitama: "Ganos! Don't pretend to be cute!"

Xiaojie covered his mouth and smiled, "Sister Saitama and brother Genos have such a good relationship."

"Why aren't you dead yet, a bald man? You're okay with such a big explosion? Are you human?!" Qi Ya dragged Xiaojie to the competition venue.

Kurapika no longer felt that there was anything weird about Saitama's appearance, "It's better to say, Miss Saitama, it's a miracle."

Saitama rubbed his head and followed everyone into the venue. The game was a bit boring. Saitama almost squinted his eyes and fell asleep. He didn't know how the game was going until someone came to Saitama.

The man said in a very clear and pleasant voice: "Saitama, do you want to marry me?"

Saitama: ? ? ?

The author has something to say:

The young master's idea is very simple

But when the young master finished his work and went back

will be completely confused

Saitama was proposed for the first time

come to hunter world

I saw Hisoka take a bath

Proposed by the young master

Next is bald... oh no, it's Kurolo

You guys who don't comment much on the author are really sad...

Thank you Mumu little angel for the nutrient solution