[comprehensive] bald romance

The pink-haired foreign girl pulled out countless cakes from behind one plate after another, which in Saitama's view was a complete waste of food.

The consciousness of Chiya Kirihara next to him has long been in a blur. Saitama picked up Chiya Kirihara with a distressed expression on his face, "It seems to be food poisoning, Genos, the hygiene of this restaurant is not up to standard, and you can't even eat it. You need to eat it." Take him to the hospital for treatment."

Genos silently grabbed Akaya Kirihara's seaweed head, and snatched Akaya Kirihara from Saitama's arms, "Teacher, I'm sorry, I didn't investigate clearly. Fortunately, the teacher was not poisoned."

Bi Yangqi yelled and roared behind the two of them, throwing a bunch of poisonous food.

Saitama caught one of the cakes and threw it towards Biyangqi, "Miss waiter, is it a specialty of your restaurant to let customers eat expired food? Please call an ambulance!"

Biyangqi was stunned for a second by Saitama's murderous aura. Then, Biyangqi turned her head and saw the poisonous food thrown by Saitama hitting the wall. With a bang, a wall collapsed in an instant. The lethality is much more powerful than his own poisonous cooking.

The guests on the other side of the wall trembled, and someone shouted something like calling the police.

Seeing this scene, Biyangqi's face exploded with unprecedented anger: "Li Baoen is interested in you, and Xizi's boyfriend was also taken away by you, don't think that you look so pure like a lily in bud Hua, a man who can snatch other girls as he pleases! You don’t even know what love is!”

Saitama: She really doesn't know what love is!

"Thank you for the compliment," Saitama scratched his head and asked sincerely, "Who is Li Baoen?"

"ciao~" Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here, and a big-headed baby in a black dress appeared, "Bi Yangqi, it's not a lady's behavior to attack Peng Gelie's guests~"

"Oh~Li Baoen~" In a second, Biyangqi transformed from a tigress into a lamb, and put down the poisonous food, two blushes appeared on her face, but when she looked at Saitama, she immediately recovered her vicious expression, "You This green tea female watch, don't even try to steal my Li Baoen!"

Saitama looked at the baby who suddenly appeared inexplicably, pointed back at himself, and asked, "I'm robbing you of Li Baoen? Li Baoen is this big-headed baby? What the hell! I don't have a baby fetish!"

Li Baoen: "Saitama-san, do you want to travel to Sanzugawa?"

Saitama touched the goose bumps on his arm, what's going on, the chill emanating from this baby, is it murderous?Saitama, who has always been insensitive to this kind of feeling, unexpectedly felt Riboun's murderous aura for the first time.

What a joy.

No!

"Li Baoen, why do you want to stop me? Don't tell me, do you really like this bitch?!" Bi Yangqi had the attitude of killing her if you said she was an old lady.

There was a big cold sweat dripping from Saitama's forehead, and he was robbing a man with a beautiful foreign girl, but she was still a baby?

What's going on with this scene similar to a six o'clock comedy show? !

And it's not funny at all!

"Teacher, I remembered that I know this woman," Genos said, changing his usual style, "It is said that she is my former fiancée."

Saitama: ".... Genos! Don't say such a terrible setting in one breath! Fiancee? Your fiancée is a baby control? Why did you become a former fiancée? People want to continue to know the past! "

The corner of Biyangqi's mouth twitched into a faint smile, she gracefully brushed her long pink hair, and said softly, "Well, isn't this the brat from the Peronie family? It turns out that you are there too. Tch, you are still as stupid as ever, or Riboun is full of strong androgen, and it attracts me deeply."

"I don't want to complain about your settings at all. I can only say one thing, your circle is really messed up." Saitama was dumbfounded, and couldn't understand why pink-haired babes would look down on Genos and fall in love with one instead. ..It turned out that she used one to describe the other party, but the guy named Li Baoen is really a little baby about forty centimeters tall!

Being able to attack a baby, generally speaking, God is fair. He gave you a beautiful appearance and a devil figure, and often gave you a pair of shitty eyes.

"Hmph, we don't have any relationship anymore. A brat like you is definitely not my type, Biyangqi. Don't even think about pestering me." Biyangqi said arrogantly.

Genos had only seen Biyangqi's photos, and although he had an impression, he didn't remember it immediately. As for Biyangqi, he was completely unwilling to expose this relationship.

Genos heard Biyangqi's words, and said clearly: "No problem, I won't like a perverted woman who lays hands on a baby."

"Baby? You actually said that Li Baoen is a baby? Unforgivable! Don't underestimate the jealousy and anger of women!"

"Don't do it, Biyangqi, Saitama-san is a guest of the stupid gang," Li Baoen interrupted Biyangqi's attack at the right time, and the cute three-petal mouth slightly raised, "What's more, you can't beat Saitama Sang, you will be dealt with badly."

"Li Baoen..." Bi Yangqi put down the poisonous food in her hands, and gave Saitama a hard look with eyes full of sorrow, not wanting to admit that she couldn't beat Saitama.

But this is indeed true. Biyangqi has also heard about the fact that the Balian organization was wiped out by the bald killer.

Who would have thought that it was a middle school student who did such a thing?

Don't underestimate the middle school students of Neon, they are all saving the world.

"Saitama-san, Biyangqi is just a child, and she is also a friend of Tozuna, you won't argue with her, right?" Li Baoen stared at Saitama with cute eyes.

"Ah...forget it, I'm fine," Saitama scratched his face, looked at the giant baby Biyangqi, and said, "Since it's so-and-so's friend, forget it."

"Saitama-san, you've completely forgotten my name, right?! Why did Li Baoen call me to this kind of place again? Fuck the poisonous food everywhere, Biyangqi, you really treat Saitama Has San made a move?"

A screen full of complaints appeared, this person must be Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Ignite a small flame to become Yan Gang, an existence similar to the new Baji in normal state, Tsunayoshi Sawada, candidate for the tenth generation of Pengelie, is currently receiving devil training from Li Baoen, I heard that the Balian organization was beaten up Wait, the date of the Battle of the Ring needs to be postponed.

The one who did this kind of thing turned out to be Saitama-san who had a blind date with him before, but thinking about it, only a character with a peculiar style of painting like Saitama-san can handle such a terrible Balian organization.

Saitama: What do you mean by the peculiar style of painting? !

"Stupid Tsunade, you're here, pay the bill," Li Baoen kicked Sawada Tsunayoshi on the head, and the latter covered his head with tears streaming down his face: "What! So you called me to show up to pay the bill. ?! I have no money, and I didn’t eat these foods, so why should I pay for them!”

Genos poked Saitama's arm and said, "Teacher, what's your opinion?" The opponent's men attacked the teacher and damaged the things in the shop. Although Genos was not short of money, he didn't want to pay for the other party. The price of the walls, as well as the prices of tables, chairs, etc.

"It seems inhumane to ask a junior high school student to pay the money?" Saitama watched the weak boy who forgot his name being beaten up by the baby, and always felt that this guy was unexpectedly pitiful.

"Understood." Genos nodded, with a straight face, "The teacher said, in addition to paying these compensations, please pay for mental damage, reputation insults and skipping classes."

"Forget about the mental damage fee, why is there still a class skipping fee? Genos, please don't say such things with a righteous face!"

Finally, at Saitama's request, Tsunayoshi Sawada paid for the shop's repairs and all the meals, holding his flat wallet and weeping, "...why is it always me who gets hurt..."

"How about it, Saitama-san, are you interested in joining Izuna's family? This kind of boss is easy to bully, people are stupid and have a lot of money, and it's easy to cheat~"

Li Baoen jumped on Saitama's shoulders and encouraged Saitama to join Peng Lie. With such a powerful little partner, the road to the Mafia in the future will be much smoother.

Genos fired a small artillery fire without changing his face, but Li Baoen dodged it nimbly, "Cut, it missed."

Li Baoen jumped back into Biyangqi's arms. Similarly, when Genos attacked, Biyangqi also threw a plate of poisonous food at Saitama.

To a certain extent, the ex-fiance couple are equally good at jealousy.

"Sorry, my family doesn't let me go out to sell seafood." Saitama thought for a while, but still solemnly refused: "But whenever you need me, you can help."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "I really want to complain but I don't know where to start..."

"Okay, I got it, Biyangqi, stupid gang, I'm going back." With the promise, the trip was not in vain.

As for Chiya Kirihara, he was sent to the hospital for treatment by Vongola's special medical staff, and he notified Kirihara's family members by the way.

On the way back, Genos received a call from Dino, "What? The family civil war has nothing to do with me. I want to be with the teacher, that's all."

Hanging up the phone indifferently, Genos had no interest in the civil war that Dino said.

"Ganos, if you have been so indifferent, Dino will have a hard time. Aren't you brothers? If my brothers and sisters encounter difficulties, I will definitely go back to help them as soon as possible." Saitama persuaded Genos Anyway, Dino is also a good-for-nothing, so why don't you just watch Dino run the family business with peace of mind?What if you go bankrupt and end up on the streets?

Dino, who was attacked by a stand-in messenger in the distance: I will cry for you!

Genos thought for a while, and said with a worried face: "But teacher, what if there are wild men with no eyes chasing you after I leave?"

The corner of Saitama's mouth twitched, "I can't answer your words, go back quickly, Dino needs you."

Genos, who thought he was upright, was actually a little worried about Dino, "Then teacher, I'll come to you at night, remember to leave the door open for me."

Saitama: "..."

After finally sending Genos away, Saitama breathed a sigh of relief, but after she turned around, she found that there was no way to let go of this breath!

"Yukimura-kun! Why are you here?" Saitama, who has always been unable to remember names, instantly recognized the beautiful boy standing on the corner of the street.

The arrow on Yukimura Seiichi's chest exuded a dark light, "Saitama-san, I'm here to tell you that there is a way to keep you by my side forever~"

He couldn't bear it anymore, Saitama-san's eyes were full of other men...

The shining fruit knife was hidden in the sleeve of Yukimura Seiichi, and the kite purple figure flashed past. When the fruit knife was only one centimeter away from Saitama's eyebrows, there was a cry of Ola Ola Ola above Saitama's head Immediately afterwards, the beautiful boy Yukimura Seiichi, like a flying kite, was beaten to the ground ten meters away in an instant.

"Huh? Substitute messenger?"

A deep male voice came from behind him. Saitama twisted his head and saw a man standing behind him. He was tall and stern. He stretched out his index finger and middle finger, making a super cool gesture. Behind him, there is a ghost floating.

Saitama: "...Jotaro?!!"

The author has something to say:

感谢小天使读者“萌萌哒的女汉纸”,灌溉营养液+12017-05-2622:02:57

Congratulations to Tsunayoshi Sawada for getting a verbal commitment from Mr. Saitama

This will play a key role in the future plot

And the author is sorry Yukimura...

Yukimura is the author's first generation goddess

In the end, he was beaten up by Jotaro who just came out...

but want to eliminate the stand-in effect

This is not enough!

Tomorrow is the Dragon Boat Festival holiday

I don't know what activities the little angels have.

Recently, the collection has been increasing very slowly...

A little disheartened...