[comprehensive] bald romance

——"Your mistake was to choose to be the enemy with the bald man."

Saitama and Kujo Jotaro hurried to the door of an abandoned warehouse. Kujo Jotaro, who looked like a Japanese chief, drove a super cool red sports car.

"Jotaro, may I ask, do you have a driver's license?" Saitama glanced at Genos' blond hair that was about to be blown away by the wind, Jotaro is really cunning, can he go racing with a hat on?Although Jingwu was waiting to rush to the scene, Genos's hair was about to be blown away by the wind!

"No." Kujo Jotaro didn't care about Saitama's problem at all after speeding up to more than 180 yards.

When the protagonists in anime and movies are saving lives, aren’t they always racing?At that time, it seemed that there was no such insignificant thing as a bald man asking whether he had a driver's license in the back seat of the car?

"Hey, hey, you dare to go fast without a driver's license! Stop it! There is something in front!" Saitama grabbed Jotaro's hat and shook it wildly.

"Saitama, calm down."

It was too late to say it, and as soon as Saitama finished speaking, Kujo Jotaro made a perfect drift in front of the warehouse.

The violent sound produced by the emergency braking of the sports car was extremely ear-piercing, as if experiencing a sleepwalking, Saitama climbed out of the car, with a distressed face, and said: "Jotaro, promise me, don't drive again in the future."

It must be dead!

"Ah, go in, people are inside." Kujo Jotaro tugged at the brim of his hat guiltily, the feeling of driving for the first time was not bad, he thought, he seemed to be in love with drag racing.

Saitama shook his head, raised his face, and changed from a casual expression to one with sharp eyes.

Genos' electronic eyes swept around the warehouse, and finally found that there was only one object generating heat inside the warehouse.

"Teacher, there is only one person."

"Let's go, Genos." Saitama threw off his cloak, clenched his hands into fists, dared to touch her little nephew, and is a notorious criminal, ready to accept her justice.

"The kidnapper is a stand-in messenger. What is known so far is that the criminal is named Sanhua Junya, a student of the Ice Emperor's Higher Department. Sanhua Junya returned from Egypt a year ago and exploded with his stand-in ability."

Kujo Jotaro told Saitama the information he found from his grandfather, "What needs to be careful is that this guy's substitute ability seems to attack ordinary people through liquid. Because of the blessing of the Sanhua Group, Sanhua Junya committed In the end, the problem was solved with money in private. According to the investigation, Sanhua Chun also committed 12 murders within a year. The victims were all teenagers aged 15 to [-]. The intestines of the five teenagers were all damaged by sharp weapons. With a little bit of work, I never thought that such villains would lurk in the Ice Empress Academy."

Kujo Jotaro's words sounded the alarm for Saitama. In this way, he is indeed an extremely hateful guy.

"Liquid?" Saitama asked suspiciously, "Does the liquid you mentioned also include this water snake?"

"Water snake? What water snake?" Jotaro Kujo turned his head vigilantly, and saw a transparent liquid with a bewitching figure and painful struggle hovering on Saitama's bald head. It looked like a snake, trying hard to get into Saitama's bald forehead.

However, Kujo Jotaro reacted immediately, "Platinum Star!"

"Ola Ora Ora—!"

Platinum Star grabbed the water snake on Saitama's bald head, and then flicked his hands, the water snake disappeared out of thin air, turning into a pool of water stains on everyone's heads.

Kujo Jotaro with a hat is okay, Genos has a thick head of blond hair for protection, and Saitama is worse, she has no hair protection, and her pink and tender scalp is wet.

"Teacher, do you need my help?" Genos frowned slightly, his fair face flashed reddish, the wet teacher is so cute, his bald forehead is like a freshly baked watery egg, I really want to touch it ah.

"Ganos, I'm just a little wet, you don't need to take off your shirt, thank you!" Saitama stopped Genos from taking off his shirt, "Wait, I didn't mean to say that you can't take off your pants!"

Janos smiled and said, "Teacher, of course I know, this is just a joke."

"It's not funny at all. By the way, where did you learn such low-level jokes from?" Saitama was speechless.

"Well, it's the DVD that the teacher kept on the top shelf in the study. It's funny. I learned a few tricks." Genos was serious, and he looked handsome as he tried to remember.

Saitama: "...How many times have you seen that kind of stuff!"

Genos probably didn't know that it was the 18X funny disc that Qianya Atobe brought back from abroad in order to curry favor with her before. Naturally, he discovered indescribable behaviors such as um, ah, etc. later.Saitama watched it at first and thought it was a funny show, but the more he watched it, the greener his face became.

She is not a carnivorous woman, she likes comic books that sound small and fresh like The Window Outside the Window.

"Ahem, Saitama, be careful, this is a stand-in ability." Jotaro Kujo paid attention to the movement in the warehouse.

However, the conversation between the teacher and the student in front of him became more and more bizarre, "Teacher doesn't like me joking?"

"It's not that I don't like it. It's just that, Genos, a man's body and body should be well protected. Don't show it casually." It would be bad if the strange Shushu had his eyes on it.

"The teacher is right, how many abdominal muscles does the teacher like?"

Kujo Jotaro: "..." This pair of idiot master and apprentice!

"Shut up! It's too noisy!" Kujo Jotaro yelled, "What time is it, both of you shut up!"

"Ah, the head of Japan is getting angry." Saitama said with an egg face in disgust: "Jotaro, please stop getting angry, look, your nasolabial folds have deepened a bit."

"I'm chatting with the teacher, why are you interrupting?" Genos said dissatisfied.

The two of them didn't feel nervous at all, Kujo Jotaro said in a decadent way: "Aren't you going to save Atobe? Well, let Atobe die tragically at the hands of Sanhua Junya."

Saitama thumped his fist, and suddenly realized: "Yes! Jingwu was kidnapped! Hey, but there is no shadow of Jingwu here."

Atobe Keigo: "..." At least send someone more reliable to save him!

"Just kidding, in fact, I have already seen through this routine," Saitama said with a correct attitude, "From the very beginning, I discovered that the water snake just now was a move of the stand-in messenger."

"Nonsense! You just want to play with my stand-in ability! Ugly, don't lie!"

Suddenly, a guy who looked like a transparent person jumped out from the dark of the warehouse. The guy put his hands on his hips and said, "I am Junya Sanhua. You guys dare to fight against Lord Dior. Keigo Atobe is the number one!" A sacrifice!"

Saitama: "...Ugly? Are you referring to me?"

Genos said angrily: "The teacher's head is so bright, have you ever seen a more beautiful arc than the teacher's bald head?!"

"Thank you for speaking for me, Genos, but it sounds like you're swearing." Saitama said dumbly.

"It's not a problem of baldness now, Saitama's baldness is really good." Kujo Jotaro touched his chin and commented.

Saitama: "...I said it's not a problem of baldness! You bastard, where is Jingwu, hurry up and hand him over!"

"For a handsome young man like Keigo Atobe, the picture in his wallet is actually a bald head?! This uncle can't bear the fact that the beloved of the beautiful boy is actually a bald head! So! This uncle has decided, we must adjust, Kojibu Keigo! However, I didn’t expect you, a bald man, to find this abandoned warehouse. And the guy next to you is Kujo Jotaro, right? Lord Dio’s old enemy, hehe, let me Sanhua Jun Also... ah!" When Sanhua Junya was thinking about it, Saitama kicked the stone next to his feet, and with a bang, the stone hit the transparent person. Immediately, the transparent person disappeared, leaving a puddle on the ground. water stains.

"Saitama, be careful."

Kujo Jotaro reminded that the water stains on the ground slowly gathered together, and Sanhua Jun could also use liquid to attack.

Blood is also a liquid, as long as a trace is cut on the body of a creature, he can flow into the human body through the blood.

What Sanhua Junya was waiting for was this opportunity.

"Actually, I wanted to say a long time ago, why the villain kidnaps the relatives of the protagonist, and they all come to an abandoned warehouse. This kind of place is easy to collapse at first sight." Saitama compared Kujo Jotaro Thumbs, and then, she used her fist to represent her thoughts. Under the situation that Jotaro Kujo could not catch it with naked eyes, Saitama bent down and punched the floor of the warehouse.

Booming, countless cracks appeared on the ground of the huge warehouse, spreading in all directions, as if a bomb had been dropped on the warehouse. In an instant, Jotaro Kujo reacted and ran out immediately using the speed of Platinum Star.

Genos held Keigo Atobe, who had been bundled into rice dumplings, in his hand, and rushed out together with Saitama.

In an instant, the warehouse turned into a mass of ruins in a few seconds, the huge open space was full of mess, and the air was filled with dust.

Sanhua Junya, who was so arrogant before, is now being crushed under the ruins.

"Saitama, I have fought countless people, but I have never seen your style of play." Jotaro Kujo calmly complained, and immediately demolished his warehouse into ruins. As Saitama's enemy, it is really pitiful .

But Sanhuachun is also a very sinful man, and he deserved to end up like this!

"Teacher, my little nephew has woken up." Keigo Atobe in Janos' hands looked blankly at the ruins in front of him.

"Ah, Jingwu, you're awake, how do you feel?"

It was rare for Saitama to be gentle for a while, however, Keigo Atobe looked a little weird, the corner of his mouth curled up like a cry or a smile, "Saitama-san, conquer this world for me."

thump—

Keigo Atobe clutched his stomach and fell into a coma completely. Saitama shook his fist subconsciously and said, "Sorry, I reacted instinctively, no! Who is this guy! Our little nephew is so stupid and sweet! This kind of evil smile , Jing Wu is still a child, let him go!"

Kujo Jotaro looked serious, and with a look of seeing through everything, he said, "It's Dio, he is possessed by Atobe-kun."

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感谢小天使读者“阿哲”,灌溉营养液+102017-06-1011:20:33

读者“今天你更新了吗”,灌溉营养液+102017-06-0922:51:05

读者“羽亦0殇”,灌溉营养液+52017-06-0822:24:38

After so long, finally came back to update

It took forty days to take the driver's license test

Practice every night and weekend since last week

Because it is subject [-] and subject [-] exam together

so very tired

I took the test of subject three today

None of the subjects of subject [-] were brushed

Catch the ducks on the shelves, but just passed the passing line

Auntie is half a month early because of the stress.

Fortunately, it's all over!

The update is on track~

Thank you little angels for your support~~

No matter how powerful the enemy is, it won't last for two chapters

Xinkeng Chunaiwen next door

Little angels, please collect and comment a lot~

Actually it's not new

It's just that I've been too busy recently and haven't had time to update

After this article is finished, I will update that article first