[comprehensive] bald romance

"Solve it?"

A voice that does not belong to this place sounded, a person came with blond hair reaching shoulders, a strong inverted triangle figure, wearing a tight vest and tight-fitting leather pants with various designs and colors. He jumped out of a black hole, so Peng Gleiji did not notice the intrusion of outsiders.

"Of course, this thing is very useful. Thanks to Dior-kun, I can possess Atobe Tama~ To solve the biggest threat in the world, the next thing to do is much easier~" Atobe Tama is a A substitute messenger, and Bai Lan is also a substitute messenger.His stand-in ability is called Curse Seal, which is to possess the opponent's body through ability.

It is an inescapable fate that stand-ins can attract each other.

Dior originally took the body of the ancestor of the Joseph family. Many things happened in the past ten years, one of which was that Dior took the body of Keigo Atobe.

"I'm tired of this body, ah, isn't this Mr. Janos ten years ago? He's been hiding somewhere, too weak, too weak, too weak! Your teacher was killed in front of your eyes Why, don’t you want revenge?!” Dio waved his arms and looked excited, as if he had taken too much stimulant. Isn’t he excited? Ten years later, Saitama chased and killed Dio, causing him to run into several parallel worlds , I finally caught Saitama's state ten years ago, and solved Saitama in one go, and I feel naturally happy.

"Unforgivable, teacher, Dior! You killed the teacher!" Genos fell into a blackened state, his fair skin cracked, and cracks climbed from his neck to his forehead. As a reformer, Genos is undoubtedly powerful, his metal skin can withstand the strongest impact, and the incinerator can burn buildings within a hundred miles.

Genos felt that he was going crazy, teacher, she was actually killed by Bai Lan's substitute ability in front of him? !Where did the teacher go? !Where should I go to find a teacher? !It's all because I'm careless and powerful, but it doesn't mean that the teacher doesn't need protection!Why do I take it so lightly? !

However, Genos's attack, in front of Dior ten years later, is simply pediatrics.

"Not enough to see enough, only this ability? Mr. Genos, no matter ten years ago or ten years later, Mr. Genos, you will always be my defeat wryyyyyyyyy!"

Dio caught Genos's attack after being stimulated, and his strong muscles suppressed Genos' head, and with a snap, he pressed Genos's head deeply on the floor, with an exaggerated grin at the corner of his mouth, Dio smiled wildly, and said, "Mr. Genos, please join me, go to hell."

click-

Genos' head was broken off forcefully, and the broken machinery fell from his head. Genos' electronic eyes stubbornly stared at Dio's crazy smiling face. Suddenly, his pink and diamond-shaped lips opened slightly, and a small cannonball, Coming out of Genos' mouth.

"It's useless! Even this thing, let's disappear in front of my eyes!" Dio grabbed Genos' mouth, and cruelly tore Genos's face with his fingers flexibly. "Only a guy with a human head, Absolutely rubbish!"

The blue left eye of the possessed Atobe Xiaoyu showed a struggling expression, "Stop... Dad... don't..."

"Huh? This child's mental power is really strong~ But, it's useless to attack~" The other purple eyes stared coldly at the cruel scene in front of him.

"Oh~ Open it and see, Mr. Genos's head is the same as that of ordinary people. It's all brains~" Dio didn't dislike disgust at all, and opened Genos's head with his bare hands. The white brain was in Dio's. His hands were like crushed tofu dregs, Genos completely lost his vitality...

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"Saitama-san, are you listening to me carefully?" The gentle female voice was mixed with a trace of anger, and she knew that she shouldn't save this bald man with good intentions!

"Eh? But Ms. Rilun, I'm serious about what you asked for. Is it you who don't agree?"

After being stabbed by a child that day, Saitama fell into a coma completely. When he woke up, he found that he had come to a new place, and his appearance had changed drastically!

she!Hair is growing!

The thick hair fell on the shoulders like silk, and the beautiful woman in the kimono was squatting aside, holding the rice bowl and eating with relish, but this rude scene did not make people feel any disgust, and added a touch of playfulness to the woman Lovely temperament.

And this person is Saitama who has grown hair.

The dagger covered with patterns is a mysterious treasure specially used to attack the brave. I don't know where Dio got this dagger and handed it to Bai Lan. They only thought that the dagger could kill the brave, but they didn't know that it was specially made by the devil. Come out and help the brave to obtain the treasure of strange power.

It's just that the sequelae are that lots and lots of lush hair will grow.

For Saitama, it couldn't be better!She wished she could go back and find that child, and give her another knife!

By the way, a digression, the brave man and the devil are good friends~

"Your plan is to punch the sky above Yoshihara? No way, Saitama-san, if you dare to do that, I'll kill you!" Rilun, the number one oiran of Yoshihara, was imprisoned by Yoshihara's master Fengxian all the year round. In the dark room in the sky.But in reality, sometimes the sun wheel wants to come out to get some air, and Fengxian just turns a blind eye, and that's why he ran into Saitama who was looking around.

It's just because Saitama's appearance is too eye-catching, exuding a breath of freedom, which is a temperament that Yoshihara's women never have.Every woman in Yoshihara is full of despair. After coming to Yoshihara, they have never seen the bright sunshine, so how can they have freedom?

Saitama's foothold is Yoshihara, commonly known as a man's paradise and a woman's hell.Saitama secretly stayed in Yoshiwara for a few days, and found that he couldn't get out at all!How could it be repaired, which guy created such a dark lair, and the design was so complicated that he couldn't find the exit at all!

By chance, Saitama ran into Hirin who was locked in a small black room, and Hirin made a request, hoping that Saitama could help Yoshihara and bring sunshine.

"Hey, but my method is the most effective. Didn't you say that the old man Phoenix is ​​most afraid of sunlight?" Saitama's idea is very simple, that is, when the old man appears, he punches the unsightly thing in the sky above Yoshihara.

"Of course not. If you do this, Fengxian's subordinates will not let Yoshihara's woman go."

Saitama looked at the woman who suddenly fell into sorrow with a puzzled expression. Does this woman have schizophrenia?

"Okay, okay, I understand, but what were you talking about just now?" Saitama touched the oil on his mouth, staring blankly at the woman in the maddening stage.

"I have to be patient, I have to be patient, I am the number one oiran in Yoshihara, I must not get angry!" Hinata clenched her fists, wiped the corners of her mouth, and said with a gentle smile, "I said, Haruta may come to Yoshihara recently , when the time comes, please ask Saitama-san to take care of it."

Who is this guy?Saitama is very bad at remembering names and faces.

Rilun took a deep breath and said: "Qingta is my son, Fengxian does not allow Qingta to appear here, if Fengxian sees Qingta, Qingtai will definitely be in danger."

"Son?!" Saitama glanced at Rilun with expressionless eyes, "You seem to have no professional ethics." To put it bluntly, it is a struggle between pimps, but at present, Rilun seems to be just party.

"I see," Saitama nodded solemnly, "You have to give me a picture of what Harutarou looks like."

The sun wheel said yes, took out a small branch (Saitama: where did you come from?), painted on the mud floor, then nodded and said: "This is Harutaro."

Saitama took a closer look, and complained: "Is this a runaway manga? Harutaro should be seven or eight years old, right? What you drew is a baby, big sister! How can I recognize someone like this!"

Everyone has strengths and weaknesses, and the sun wheel is a soul painter.

"After so many years, I don't know what Haruta has become. This is the Haruta I remember." Rilun stared sadly at the cartoon characters on the ground.

Saitama: "...your son looks like Wang Nima?"

Anyway, Hirin finally told Saitama about Haruta's characteristics. I heard that the child has a peach-shaped birthmark on his butt and butt, and there are not many children coming to Yoshiwara, so he should be able to find Harutarou after a little searching.

With a full sense of responsibility, Saitama ate and slept these few days, living a very leisurely life.

"Saitama! Are you really serious about helping?! Haruta will come to Yoshiwara soon, please be serious!" After smashing No.20 eggs, Hirin finally couldn't take it anymore, and she suddenly felt very tired , more tiring than correcting Fengxian's broken three views is chatting with Saitama.

"Yes, isn't that child Harutarou?" Saitama pointed at Ke Yedai not far away who was terrified, and jumped down from the ten-meter-high stand with a wooden face.

Rilun: "...It's really Haruta!"

Qingtai cautiously followed behind these evil adults, afraid that he would be taken away, for the sake of his mother, he was not afraid of anything!

"Hey, brat, show me your ass and ass."

Qingta: "... Yinsang, help me! There is a pervert, obasan, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then'" Yoshihara is as thrilling as the rumors say!

"Miss big breasts over there, please let go of the brat in your hand, do you want to see your ass? Yinsang doesn't mind showing you the clock hands~"

In Saitama's eyes, the lady in kimono with silver braids appeared in front of her with a twisted and thick body. For some reason, she suddenly wanted to punch him. What's the matter with this existence like a sexy prisoner?Can the hair on the arm be plucked? !

The author has something to say:

Yinsang must have been written to collapse...

This article is really almost over

So Calvin is normal

Little angels, hurry up and give me motivation~~