[comprehensive] bald romance

"Miss Atobe, am I okay?" Dino threw the goat's horn on the ground. It's better not to touch such ominous things.

Saitama withdrew her gaze from staring at the horn, she really really wouldn't eat the horn!

"Oh, how is it possible, Dino, the sequelae of the devil will probably make you unlucky for the rest of your life." Saitama shrugged helplessly: "Compared to being dead, being unlucky for a lifetime is not a big problem, is it?"

"Yiyingying—for the rest of my life? Will I never marry a wife and have no children and live alone forever?"

Dino was so sad that even his golden hair fell down, "Is there no other way to get rid of the sequelae of the curse?"

God, he is still a child, why should he be treated like this?

Saitama thought about it seriously, and found that there is really a solution, so he clapped his hands and said, "There is a solution."

Dino stared at Saitama's oval eyes with sparkling eyes, and asked, "What can I do?"

"You can be with men, so there is no such thing as a lonely end." Saitama perfectly solved Dino's solution, with an egg face on his face, and said, "Oh, it's useless. , but also to accept the fate of a lifetime of bad luck, Dino, I will light the wax for you."

Dino: "..."

"Miss Atobe! Please think of a way!"

"What can I do? Selling seafood can make people think about it. I have spent all my money to curse you, Dino, you should think about your own character."

Dino said wearily: "A problem with character? Although our family is a mafia, we kill people who deserve to be killed. Is this the retribution of being a mafia?"

"Black, mafia?!" Saitama's voice raised eight degrees, "Mom, doesn't his family sell seafood?" What kind of strange setting is the mafia?Dino's appearance is like a super prince who came out of the comics, and his character is cowardly. He dare not even step on a cockroach to death. Is the plot reversed? !

"Oh, their family is just a seafood company named Mafia, Ayu, ladies don't put their hands on their foreheads, even if they are surprised, they have to purse their lips and smile, understand?"

Dino explained aloud: "No, my family is..."

"Boy, what are you talking about, eh~?"

The word "um" has a long ending sound.

Successfully received Mrs. Atobe's murderous eyes, and Dino was scared immediately. The people in the Atobe family are so scary, there is no normal person.

Saitama breathed a sigh of relief, and said calmly: "So that's the case, Dino, your daddy has quite a personality, well, don't be afraid, at most it will be unlucky for a lifetime, and a person's life will soon pass, I hope your future If you can find a man who truly loves you, I wish you the best of luck.”

Please, he doesn't want this kind of blessing at all, okay? !

With Saitama's blessing, Dino has been huddling in his room for the past few days, unwilling to go out. Finally, one day the weather cleared up, and Ryoko dragged Dino out to fly a kite.

Saitama and Keigo Atobe were playing checkers at home, and after losing No.30 eight times, Ryoko opened the door and rushed in, saying in a panic: "Miss is not good, Mr. Dino is gone! "

Saitama has heard this kind of conversation 38 times today, as many times as she lost, waved his hand impatiently, endured the veins all over his head, and said: "I probably fell into which pit again, what do you bring?" Someone go search."

Dino's lucky E physique caused him to fall into all kinds of mine holes when he was playing kite today, but luckily he didn't trigger the mechanism in the trap.

"All the mineholes have been searched, Mr. Dino, he was kidnapped!"

Ryoko took out the kite hidden behind her back, and saw a few large characters written on the rose-shaped kite: Whoever wants to see you, hand over my lover, the god of the sea~

"Where did this challenge book come from? What kind of disgusting name is the God of the Sea? Does our Atobe family have such a middle school person?"

Saitama grabbed the kite and began to complain, Keigo Atobe touched his smooth chin, his eyes were sharp, and he found something unusual at a glance: "There is a mole in the family, and besides, little aunt, don't you think that this kind of title , is it similar to what Grandpa used to call himself?"

Saitama: "..." Yabai, once this kind of address involves his father, it will become extremely reasonable.

Nodding cautiously, he asked, "So, what this person is looking for is Dad?"

But Dad has already gone abroad to do business, and before leaving, he told Dino not to have any unreasonable thoughts about himself.

Who would fall in love at first sight with a bald man!

"That's right, grandpa is abroad and there is no way to come back. It seems that we can only ask the police for help."

Atobe Keigo is young, but has a strong leadership ability, "Ryoko, protect the scene well, and wait for the police to come to investigate."

"But young master, will Mr. Dino be torn up?" Liangzi looked worried: "Mr. Dino is a good-for-nothing, and he is so handsome. What if the kidnappers take a fancy to Mr. Dino's beauty? Hey, Ryoko doesn't dare to think about it anymore!"

"You're obviously very excited..." Seeing Ryoko tying herself into a rice dumpling and rolling around on the ground, Saitama was speechless: "Take me to the scene first to see the situation."

As soon as he said go, Ryoko jumped up from the ground, and Keigo Atobe said, "Little aunt, let's go together."

The Atobe family is located on a hill. This is just a small piece of land of the Atobe family. Because the Atobe master loves roses very much, roses from all over the world are planted in the Atobe family garden.

"Ah, brother, you're here too." Saitama waved to the bandit who suddenly appeared.

Atobe Keigo was taken aback for a moment, and asked puzzledly, "Dad, why are you here?"

The sun is hot, and the air is filled with the heat of summer. In Keigo Atobe’s memory, his father has never appeared in the daytime in summer. He usually goes out at night. Even if he is indoors, his father will only wear clothes all over his body. Bandage, refuse the approach of the sun.

Keigo Atobe, who has read many famous novels, believes that his father is a vampire.

Later, after seeing the side of my father who loves to eat garlic, I completely lost my mind.

Whose vampire loves garlic so much?

Atobe Chiba vowed: "Eating garlic to kill bacteria can kill the bacteria left in the body by sunlight."

Atobe Keigo always felt that his father was an inscrutable man, only to see Atobe Chiba rubbing Atobe Keigo's head with a bandage-wrapped hand, and then wanted to rub Saitama's bald forehead.

Seriously, Saitama covered his bald head with both hands, warning: "Don't touch my bald head!"

This place is so sacred that no one is allowed to desecrate it.

Atobe Chiba's blue eyes showed a trace of disappointment, "My sister's forehead is like the sun, but it won't burn you if you touch it, Ayu, it won't hurt if you touch it for brother, just touch it, okay?"

Atobe Keigo withdrew his eyes from looking at the unpredictable father, and then his pupils shrank slightly, and he said in surprise: "Look, there is a big hole here!"

One, what a big hole!

The Atobe family set up landmines in the garden. These were necessary to prevent attacks from outside families, but the people who came here perfectly avoided all the traps and smashed a huge deep hole on the ground.

Saitama snorted and said, "Well, it's really a big hole."

Atobe Chiba glanced at her, and felt that her younger sister's bald head was more attractive, and said perfunctorily, "It's quite big, enough for Jingwu to lie in and sunbathe." There was a little envy in her tone, she could sunbathe or something , so envious~

"No, Dad, little aunt, aren't you all curious?" Keigo Atobe was astonished. A deep pit about five meters suddenly appeared in the garden of the Atobe family. How did the other party do it without anyone noticing? up to this point?

Instead, Saitama asked a little strangely: "What's so curious? Ordinary people can do it, right, big brother?"

"That's right, Jingwu, you are too weak, and you will have to carry forty bodyguards with you when you go out in the future, lest you be beaten to death."

Atobe Keigo: "....Look carefully! Ordinary people can't make a five-meter deep hole casually, right? Dad, little aunt, do you really think ordinary people can do it?! "

"Oh, Keigo, don't worry about these small problems, I think the big brother seems to have discovered something." Saitama turned his face and looked at Chiba Atobe solemnly, "Brother, tell me, I have a good mental capacity. "

Atobe Chiba's blue eyes stared motionlessly at Saitama's... bald head.

"I warn you, don't think about my bald head! Although I am very polite to humans, I will not show mercy to aliens!"

Saitama said vigilantly, Chiba Atobe sighed deeply, pointed to the deep pit and the rose kite in Ryoko's hand, and said with a melancholy face: "It's the enemy of the old man in the past, unexpectedly came to the earth, that child is afraid It was robbed by the other party."

Saitama said clearly: "Why can you still see a melancholy expression on the face wrapped in straps? It's so strange!"

Atobe Keigo looked confused: "Little aunt, is this what you care about? Shouldn't you be worried about Mr. Dino's safety?"

Saitama didn't think that Dino would die. Dino looks like a piece of wood, and it seems that he can live a long life. It is said that people who grow up by the sea have a longer life expectancy.

Atobe Chiba continued: "The other party is a sexy prisoner. He was once sent to prison by Dad because he wanted to push and beat Dad. He probably escaped recently, so he went to the earth to find trouble with Dad. That child may have been taken by the sexy prisoner for her beauty, Jingwu, Ayu, don’t worry, after a few rounds of OOXX, the sexy prisoner will let him go."

Atobe Keigo:"……"

Saitama: "..."

Did they hear something top secret they shouldn't? ? ?

"I'll go save Dino right away!"

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thanks little angel

小丸子、拥有蜡笔小新丶评论：《综漫之埼玉老师向前冲！》2017-04-1123:02:22的地雷~

yah~

So you should be able to guess the lineage of the Atobe family...

Atubo is really a useless setting..