[comprehensive] bald romance

Relying on his super intuition, Saitama got lost smoothly.

"What the hell is this place! Did Jingwu look in the wrong direction?"

Throwing the pot to Keigo Atobe, Saitama looked around with a murderous look on his face, except for a few ghosts who thought that no human beings could see him, so the body of the red fruit was changed, this mountain was as clean as a place with fresh air scenic area.

"Hey! This uncle with naked eyes, did you see a muscular man passing by here with a blond boy on his back?"

Saitama stopped the ghost dragon suit who was twisting and making faces in front of him.

"Hey! Baldhead, can you see me?"

"Who is the bald man? Do you want to die, uncle?" Saitama waved his small fist with dull eyes, "Punch down, and you will be wiped out~"

The dragon suit armor's soul trembled, and felt that his soul was a little weaker, so he hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, yes! It's in the northeast direction!"

Which direction is the northeast direction...

As a hero, Saitama's direction is really bad, "Tohoku is..."

"Big brother, are you talking to a ghost?"

A crisp child's voice sounded from behind Saitama, she turned her face and saw a little boy wearing overalls and bright yellow short sleeves, raising his fleshy face and looking at herself.

"Jarhead kid, where did you come from?"

Saitama has a [-]% affection for this child, probably because the other party has a thick pot head, and he is only bald.

The little boy with the Jarhead held the cicada catch tool in his hand, "I'm not the Jarhead, brother, are you talking to a ghost?"

He repeated his question again.

"I'm not a brother either, how do you know that I'm a man?" Saitama held back the anger that wanted to punch him down.

"Because my brother has no hair..."

no hair no hair no hair...

"Little devil, are you looking for death?"

Shigeo Kageyama, nicknamed the dragon, is a super-bad person with zero sense of existence. He can't read people's faces and doesn't know how to ease the atmosphere. He is a real kid with a negative EQ.

"Hey! Is it my sister? Yes, I'm sorry, I'm rude!" Generally speaking, he was still a polite child, and Kageyama immediately bowed and apologized.

Saitama will not really care about his gender with a child anymore, so he waved his hand and planned to save Dino.

"Please wait!", Kageyama Shigeo hesitated for a moment, and began to say to himself: "Actually, I can also see ghosts. This is a change that happened after an accident. When Ritsu and I were young, a group of Lil was bullied by the gangsters, and Lil was injured by them. Because of anger, my superpower appeared, but Lil was also injured because of it. I was very distressed. Superpower is a burden to me. Actually, I also know that I... .”

A big well appeared on Saitama's bald forehead, and he gritted his teeth and said, "It's too long-winded! Sum it up in twenty words for me!"

"Ah! Yes! Sister, can you help me remove my superpower?"

Saitama: "...Super power? There are super powers in this world???"

It's too unreal!Isn't superpowers and so on really only appearing in middle school novels?

Saitama looked at the little boy with the lid of the pot, well, he looks ordinary, he doesn’t look very cute, he is a bit gloomy, and the most frightening thing is that he stares at your face with expressionless eyes. At that time, it was very similar to the horror movie Saitama watched a few days ago, Kayako's son, Toshio's little brother.

"Well, little brother, it's getting late, you should go home, your family will worry about your safety." Saitama drove the pot head away.

"No, my sister must have a way to help me eliminate my superpowers. If it wasn't for me, Lil wouldn't be injured. I'm very sad that Lil was injured."

"I've been wanting to ask since just now, who is Ritsu?"

Kageyama Shigeo blinked and said, "Riu is my younger brother, the most important person to me."

Saitama held an egg face, honey and silent.

"Are you the younger brother?"

Saitama just said casually, but Kageyama Shigeo unexpectedly acquiesced, "Okay hat kid, it's time for you to go home, I'm going to save my friend."

Kageyama Shigeo grabbed Saitama's white cloak and said persistently, "I know where that man is. In exchange, sister, you have to help me eliminate my super power."

"Fuck, are the kids nowadays so shrewd and cunning? I can't help you with super powers. You can see clearly. I'm just an ordinary bald man, kid in the hat."

Kageyama Shigeo emphasized: "It's not the hat, it's Shigeo, sister, you're going in the wrong direction."

Saitama: "..."

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"Hat, is there really anyone here?"

"It's not the hat, it's Maofu! I saw him appearing here with a boy on his back."

Kageyama Shigeo had a serious expression, well, actually, even if he made a serious expression, he looked extremely non-existent.

"Well, I'm not doubting you anymore, don't get excited." Saitama squeezed his chin, "I'll go check the situation, you hide outside."

Kageyama Shigeo complained: "Ah, there is a serious expression on the face of my sister's stick figure."

"What's wrong with the stick figure face? Does the egg face make you unhappy? I'm so sorry for my stick figure face!"

Saitama had an egg-faced face, and when he saw the Jarhead kid, he immediately apologized in a cold sweat and said sorry, sorry, and wondered if he was too fierce.

"I'm sorry! What I should care about is baldness rather than facial features. It's too simple, sister, I'm sorry!"

Saitama: "..." She is really too sweet!

Kageyama Shigeo swished and hid behind the bushes. Immediately afterwards, Saitama could clearly feel the abnormal fluctuations in the air.

But she didn't take it seriously, the sexy prisoner just looked weird, after all, he was just a man with a bit of a girl.

In front of me is a dilapidated wooden house, which can be seen to be in disrepair for a long time, and there is no trace of human habitation.

Saitama dug his ears, and pushed open the door embarrassedly, "Sorry, sorry to bother you, is there anyone?"

"Woooooo!"

In the dark corner, Dino, who was tied into an M-shape with a rope, looked pitifully at the person who suddenly appeared.

Is it to rescue him?

No!

When Dino thought of his current bad image, he wished he could dig a hole in the ground.

The man just now was so scary, he even took off his clothes and tied him into a rice dumpling, but he didn't do anything to him!

He didn't know whether he was disappointed because he was not attractive enough, or he was glad that the man didn't attack his ass, Dino felt a small flame of frustration in his heart.

"Hey, Dino, you're really here."

The relaxed tone reached Dino's ears. Against the light, Dino narrowed his eyes slightly. In the darkness, there was only one place that was particularly conspicuous, which reflected the light, the bald head.

The white cloak, the yellow tights, and the facial features drawn in stick figures.

Saitama squatted down, without a trace of tension on the egg face, took the handkerchief from Dino's mouth, and said hello: "Yo Dino, I am relieved to see that you are safe and sound."

But Dino's skin is so white that it can reflect light in the dark, which is as good as his own baldness.

"Miss Ajibu! Run away! That person is coming back!"

Dino knew that Saitama was very strong, but he didn't know how strong it was. It was just that compared with the man who captured him, there was a huge disparity in strength. It was almost impossible to rescue himself from the man's hand alone.

"At least bring a gun! You came to rescue me empty-handed, are you going to become another meat piao? Miss Atobe, you, you, your back~!"

Before Dino finished complaining about his thoughts, a huge monster suddenly appeared behind Saitama.

"Little girl, what are you going to do to my prey?"

Saitama didn't change his posture, turned his head 180 degrees, turned his face, and looked at the curly-haired man who suddenly appeared behind him.

"Yo!"

"Hey! Run! He is the man who kidnapped me!"

Dino was very nervous, oh my god, this super criminal is back, Miss Atobe, can she escape?

"Hmm~ Hello, little girl~ This is my prey, you can't take him away."

The sexy prisoner is a man with a good temper, and he has no bad habits except for being a little girl and loves to push down beautiful men.

"Well, I'm afraid it won't work. He is a guest of our house, and I have an obligation to protect Dino's safety." Saitama said calmly.

Dino was moved with tears in his eyes: "Miss Atobe..."

"Ah, he's a good-for-nothing. I heard that you like beautiful men. You should look at the connotations of men. Dino is a man who gets rice grains even when he eats~"

Dino: "..."

"Ya Butterfly~ People like this kind of contrasting and cute boy, since I can't find the Cosmic Sea God, it's not bad to have some side dishes as seasoning~"

"Huh? Flavoring?"

Saitama pouted and said unhappily: "Anyway, he is also my friend. The metaphor of flavoring agent really displeases me. Cosmic Poseidon, probably my father, you guy, originally wanted to destroy other people's families Little boy!"

"Little San?" The sexy prisoner seemed to be recalling some good memories, his eyes were full of love, and pure lilies floated behind him: "I fell in love with Sea God at first sight, I hate it, how could Sea God be with humans on Earth?" Together, they also gave birth to a little bald head, but they won't mind."

"Fuck, the bald man provoked you! In broad daylight, it corrupts social morals and ethics. I want to solve you for my mother!"

Saitama showed his fist, and the sexy prisoner chuckled, his muscles tensed, "Little girl, I appreciate your courage."

"It's not just about guts~" Saitama didn't feel nervous at all, and there was a hint of resentment on his face. This male mistress is really arrogant enough to compete with her mother for a man.

Just when the atmosphere was about to explode, Keigo Atobe appeared outside the house with a group of people.

"Little aunt! Are you in there?"

Even against the light, Keigo Atobe's handsome face like Apollo still clearly fell into the eyes of the sexy prisoner.

"I... I fell in love again!" The sexy prisoner screamed like a pussy girl covering her face.

Saitama: "...." Spring is over and summer is here, so the female hippopotamus is about to start heat?

The author has something to say:

Atubo boy and Atobe master looked the same when they were young

so...

Dino said this gesture is too shameful

Saitama: The skin is really fair, looking for the secret of skin care

Dino: There is no secret, but I can tell you the knowledge of health preservation

Saitama: Is it effective for my scalp care?

Dino: Scalp? ? ?

On how a bald man values ​​his scalp

The scalp is as important as the face!

And rewatched One Punch Man tonight

sonic sonic name

That sounds like a real headache.

Fox's Summer I watched last night

Can it be said that the hero and heroine actually have no sense of CP...

like father and daughter cp