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The female goblin woke up dizzy, first sat up in a daze for a while, and finally recalled where she was and what happened to her just now.

I touched my forehead, and it was swollen to a large size.

The female goblin gritted her teeth with distorted expression.Today's almanac says that it is not suitable to go out, it is indeed correct.Otherwise, how could she be knocked down by such a low-level means by a tiny human being.It's too embarrassing, if it gets out, how can she mess around in the Tao in the future!And isn't Iron Head Kung Fu the unique skill of the bald monk?Why is it that a young scholar can use it now? Is it because she hasn't gone to study in human society for a long time, resulting in backward information?

But she has written down this account. When she catches the scholar, she must drink his blood, peel his skin and eat his flesh raw. The bones are too hard. One injury, but it can be given to Brother Gou.

Um?strangeness!How could there be a rope around her neck, and what is going on! ?

The female fairy looked over the rope, and saw that the scholar who had been cramp in her mind just now was sitting on the ground leaning against a tree and sleeping soundly, and the other end of the rope was in his hand.

wipe!Is she tied up by a tiny human being? Is she tied up? ?

To be chained like a dog by a small human being is simply a great shame for a promising goblin!

The banshee jumped up in a spirited manner.It's a pity that the length of the rope is limited, and as soon as he jumped into the air, he was strangled and fell heavily to the ground, making a loud "bang", which woke up Xu Xian who was meeting his wife in his dream.

Xu Xian rubbed his eyes in a daze, "Oh? Are you awake?"

The female goblin's face was pale with anger, and she pointed at the rope around her neck with trembling hands and asked, "What does this mean?"

"This..." Xu Xian scratched his head in embarrassment, his eyes shifted and he said guiltily, "Actually, I have an unfeeling request. I want you to be my guide and help me find some precious medicinal materials in the mountains, such as ginseng and so on. .”

"Are you begging for help!? Do you want me to be a ghost guide! Daydreaming!" the female goblin gritted her teeth in hatred, "Scholar, I want you to die happily, but today I will let you die!" You just watched yourself being eaten alive!"

She gestured up and down with her hands a few times, then reached out and pointed at Xu Xian.

"?" The second monk Xu Xianzhang was puzzled.

Female Fairy: "..."

He changed his hand and stretched out his finger again.

Xu Xian blinked innocently: "...?"

Female Fairy: "..."

Change again!Point again!Change again!Point again! ...After repeating this many times, the female goblin panted tiredly, "Fuck! What's going on!? Why doesn't my old lady's spell work!?"

Xu Xian hammered up and down with both hands, and suddenly realized, "So you were using magic just now!" Niangzi and Xiaoqing also used magic in this way and that, so it turns out that all fairies follow this routine.However, I didn't expect that the cloud disappearing mist-scattering bath would really work!

The banshee was furious, "Then what do you think I was doing just now!? Dancing!? No! That's not the point! Why can't I use my spells? Did you do something to me when I fainted!? "

"No." Xu Xian quickly waved his hands.He doesn't want to wear this pervert's hat, how could he do something wrong to his wife. "Men and women don't know what to do. I didn't do anything but put a rope on you. Really, I swear to God."

"Really?" The female goblin felt unbelievable.And secretly cast a spell on him, but it still didn't work!It's really strange that things happen every year, especially this year, and they are all concentrated in today.

"What are you talking about here with her! The sun is going to set soon, you want to spend the night on the mountain! Hurry up and let her guide you!" The little girl urged.

"Please hurry up and take me to gather medicine!" Xu Xian was very polite, and he didn't discriminate at all because the other party was a goblin.

"No. You get rid of this rope for me first." The female goblin bargained.

"When I finish collecting the medicine, I will release the girl naturally."

"Then don't talk about it." The female goblin shook her head ambitiously and stopped looking at him.

Xu Xian looked sad, not knowing how to persuade her.

"What's so embarrassing about it?" The little girl hated iron for being too steely, "Beat her!"

"……well?""

"For the sake of the great cause, we must use all means. Therefore, we should be lenient in cooperation and strict in resistance. Remember! Hitting people is only for face, and it is meaningless to hit other places!"

The female goblin seemed to secretly try countless ways to escape, but all of them were useless.In the end, she had no choice but to use the most primitive method to bite off the rope directly.It's a pity that I don't know what the rope is made of. Her teeth are all worn out, and the rope doesn't move at all.

Xu Xian walked up to the female goblin and exclaimed, "I didn't expect goblins to grind their teeth too!"

The female goblin was stunned, and quickly spit out the rope, raised her head, and acted coldly.

"Girl, just pretend I'm begging you, please help me lead the way." I really don't want to beat you up.

"..." The female goblin turned a deaf ear.

Xu Xian sighed helplessly, "I really don't want to do this. Since the girl is unwilling to cooperate, I have no choice but to be ruthless. Offended!"

"...Wait." The female goblin hurriedly turned her head, "What, what do you want to do?"

Xu Xian blinked innocently, "Someone told me that as long as you beat me until you are obedient, you will help me lead the way."

"..."

"And only in the face."

The female goblin widened her eyes in horror.

Xu Xian cupped his hands apologetically, "Then I'll offend you."

In the end, he couldn't bear it in his heart, and when he raised his fist to hit him, he closed his eyes and turned his head away.

"Stop!" The female goblin yelled hastily just before her fist landed, "I am willing to help you lead the way, stop now! Ouch! It hurts!"

"Ah?" Xu Xian turned around, "You agreed?"

The female goblin covered her bruised eye sockets and said angrily, "Didn't I agree!? Why are you still beating me!?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Xu Xian clasped his hands together and apologized, "You said it too late, I didn't have time to retract my fist, I will definitely pay attention next time." After thinking about it, he reminded, "Actually, you can dodge it completely. I didn't put you here."

Female Fairy: "..."

"Then you agree?" Xu Xian asked earnestly.

The female goblin gritted her teeth, "Agreed!"

"By the way, I only know that you are a demon, but I don't know what kind of demon you are?" Xu Xian laughed.

"... Pheasant Essence."

"Then, Miss Pheasant Essence, let's hurry up!"

After a busy day, Pheasant Jing finally returned home with a very tired body.

As soon as he entered the cave, before he could sit still, the vixen walked in.After walking around the cave three times, he asked in confusion, "Where is the scholar? Where is the scholar? You can't be alone."

The Chick Essence drooped his head and said, "No, he's already gone."

"Going away?" The vixen frowned.

"Ah."

The vixen sneered, "Sister, is this lie too substandard, or do you think my sister and I have a low IQ and can be fooled by you?"

The chicken spirit was startled, and then realized that the vixen had misunderstood her, and hurriedly explained to her regardless of how tired he was.

Before the pheasant spirit could say anything, he was interrupted by the fox spirit, "I said sister, you don't have to play like this when you are a demon. Sister, I have something good to enjoy with you. Now it's hard to come here You are a white-faced scholar, let’s not talk about being romantic and happy, and you don’t even leave me a piece of meat when you eat meat at the end. This best friend did it, it’s really a friend. If a monster makes you like you, it will definitely last forever I have no friends. Okay! I’m leaving the conversation here today. From now on, you will take your Yangguan Road, and I will take my single-plank bridge. Let’s break up!”

"Don't! Don't! Sister! Listen to what my sister has to say first, okay!" Pheasant spirit held on to the vixen who was about to go out of the cave, "Sister, why would I do the thing of thunder and strike on the day of Tundushi? Sister, you must trust me."

The pheasant spirit begged for an hour, and then the vixen sat down and listened to her explanation in doubt.Of course, in order to express his displeasure, he only kept the back of his head facing her.

"Actually, I picked the medicinal materials for a day with that scholar today, and did nothing for the rest."

"Picking medicinal materials, who the hell are you lying to!?" The vixen's anger burst out again, "It's shameful to make up such a level after making up a lie."

"It's true." The pheasant spirit said aggrievedly, "I usually don't feel anything when flying around with spells, but today I only know how big the forest we live in is walking on one pair of feet. My feet are so far It’s burning and hurting, it must be worn out, don’t you believe it? Look.”

"Don't! Don't take off your shoes, who likes to look at your stinky feet." The vixen pretended to slap her nose and squinted, "Tell me, what's going on? I don't think you and that scholar are getting along well In order not to disturb you, my old lady even told a group of monsters to retreat, so that you can spend the day before yesterday. Could it be that you have fallen in love with him?"

There was a momentary short circuit in Pheasant King's head, "Wait, did you see me and the scholar? When did you see it?"

The vixen leaned on her body, and said leisurely, "My old lady can't wait to come, I can't wait to see you, so I have so much patience, I just wanted to find you. In the end, I saw you lying weakly on the ground, and the scholar was beside you asking for warmth. Since it was preempted by you, I thought that you would definitely bring it to me after playing, so I left."

Pheasant Jing recalled it from the beginning to the end, even the details in the corners, but still did not recall that the scholar had the memory of asking her coldly and warmly, so he asked, "Which eye of yours saw that he was cold and warm to me?" of?"

"I see with both eyes!"

The juvenile chicken essence licked his mouth, "...then did you see the rope around my neck?"

The vixen glanced at her with a half-smile, "I'm not blind, of course I saw it."

Chick Essence's mind went blank for a moment, "Don't you think it's strange?" She really didn't expect that when she stepped into the gate of hell so helplessly, her best friend would just helplessly watch her fall into danger. In the middle, and then waved his sleeves without taking away a cloud.

Maybe it's time to end your friendship...

"Isn't it just s/m! What's so strange about this!" Said, the vixen covered her mouth and laughed, "Actually, I have played it too, but I am the abuser. I really didn't expect my sister There is a tendency to be abused!"

The young chicken spirit was even more confused, "s/m? What is that?" What is it called s or m when it is tied by the neck by a human being?

The vixen stretched out her hand and nodded her head, "Usually I tell you to read more books, but you don't read more, now you are dumbfounded. Didn't you meet a businessman who deals in foreign goods last time? One of his belongings is a book of erotic pictures, which contains That’s what it’s about. It’s…”

Young Chicken Essence: "..." The world has changed too much for her to accept.

The vixen saw that her face turned blue and pale for a while, and then felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked: "Aren't you guys playing sm at that time?"

"S/m your sister." Pheasant Jing's veins burst out, and he jumped angrily, "I was arrested and arrested!"

"...What!?" The vixen couldn't believe it.The two sisters are walking sideways in this area, how could they be caught by a human being, wouldn't it be ridiculous to spread the word.

Seeing that she didn't believe her, Pheasant Spirit told the whole story in a frenzy.

"Sister, sister here wants to say sorry to you first." The vixen said guiltily, "Sister really doesn't know you have suffered so much." to him.

The young chicken sighed, "It's okay, my sister just misunderstood at the time, my sister is not such a stingy monster. We will remember to walk around when we see him in the future."

"It's not just about this matter..." The vixen showed embarrassment, not daring to look at her face, "Didn't I inform the group of demons not to disturb you when they retreat..."

"Um……"

"By the way, I also said that you guys are playing s/m..."

"..."

"You're still on m's side, and now everyone in the circle of friends thinks you're good..."

"...your sister."