[Comprehensive] Host, welcome

Bai Yutang felt that he should have a good talk with Le Ping, but it was not convenient for him to speak with outsiders, so he kept looking in the direction of Shui Pan and Yaotai, and winked.Shui Pan and Yaotai pretended not to see them, and still stood there without moving, which made Bai Yutang very annoyed.

In the end, Shui Pan couldn't help holding back his laughter, and bid farewell to Princess Leping and Bai Yutang, and took Yaotai away.

After their backs disappeared, Bai Yutang turned his attention to Leping again.

"What's so funny, don't laugh any more." Bai Yutang hesitated for a moment, then pushed Le Ping away from his embrace, trying to make his voice fierce, "Stand still, I have something to ask you."

Hearing this, Le Ping stood up straight, blinked his eyes playfully, "I will know what your lord wants to ask, and I will say it without saying a word."

Bai Yutang was very satisfied with Le Ping's attitude. He crossed his arms and raised his chin slightly, "Tell me, what's the matter with that stinky cat? Why would he say those things to you?" All a little uncomfortable.

Leping stood on tiptoe, leaned forward slightly, looked up at Bai Yutang.

There is a faint fragrance of plum in the nose, and the faint breath seems to be felt on the chin, and Bai Yutang's jade-like face flushes with embarrassment. "What, what are you doing so close?" His voice stammered a bit.

"Why are you here? Didn't you say you can't meet? Could it be—" Le Ping dragged his voice, "Miss me?"

"No, no." Bai Yutang leaned back slightly, blushing towards the steamed crab, "I think the moonlight is good tonight, so I'll take a walk."

"Oh, take a walk~" Le Ping continued to drag out his voice, "The walk came to the palace~ it even came to me~"

"You don't mind me. I just happened to want to take a walk today, so I happened to come here, and I happened to meet you. It's just such a coincidence." Bai Yutang said with his neck stuck, "And don't speak slyly, Grandpa almost got goosebumps when he heard it."

Le Ping stood up straight, "hummed" twice and said: "You deserve it! Who told you to be so stubborn. If you miss me, you will miss me. There is nothing wrong with admitting it!"

"Grandpa didn't!"

"You have!"

The two of them bickered like children for a long time, and Shui Pan and Yaotai, who were eavesdropping, were so bored that they pursed their lips and left.

Bai Yutang finally remembered the matter of Zhan Zhao, took back the words "I didn't have it", and said with wide eyes, "You actually changed the subject!? No way! Today you have to explain to Master what is going on between you and Zhan Zhao Otherwise, Grandpa will, Grandpa will..."

Bai Yutang didn't say the threat for "just" for a long time, so Le Ping had no choice but to give him a step and said, "Okay, I see, calm down first, and I'll tell you right away."

Bai Yutang calmed down a little, raised his chin slightly, "Speak up, be strict when you resist, and be lenient when you confess."

"In fact, the matter is very simple. Zhang Long recently fell in love with a girl, and got along well with her, but he almost pierced the last layer of window paper. Zhang Long was embarrassed to say so, so he wanted to convey it with a love letter. But that girl is a scholar Zhang Long felt that he was a big bastard, and what he wrote might not be able to catch the girl's eyes, so he asked Zhan Zhao to read it first. Zhan Zhao didn't understand the girl's mind, but for the brother It’s a lifelong event, so I asked for my help. Speaking of which, this is the third draft, and it’s finally barely readable. If Zhang Long didn’t want to fool that girl, I would have written it for him long ago.”

Bai Yutang was dumbfounded when he heard this, "This, when did this happen, how come I don't know."

"Just recently. It's just that Zhang Long is thin-skinned, so I'm too embarrassed to tell others. If it wasn't for this love letter, even Zhan Zhao wouldn't know about it. By the way, don't tell anyone. Wait until the wedding between Zhang Long and that girl is decided for you." Go and congratulate others."

Bai Yutang recalled Zhang Long's appearance. Although he was not a tall man, he was still a strong and strong old man, so he was still shy?Bai Yutang thought about Zhang Long's possible shyness when he was shy, and couldn't help shivering.

Le Ping didn't notice Bai Yutang's abnormality, and sighed, "Zhang Long, Zhao Hu, Wang Chao, and Ma Han, four sixth-rank captains, originally wanted to choose two of them to make a pair with Shui Pan Yaotai! You can choose two out of three."

Although the misunderstanding was cleared up, Bai Yutang was still a little upset with Zhan Zhao—he asked Le Ping to help her refer to the love letter and let her read it by herself. Why did Zhan Zhao read it aloud? He hasn't said those words yet!Therefore, Bai Yutang subconsciously does not want the people around Leping to get involved with the people around Zhan Zhao.

"Why do you have to choose from them?" Bai Yutang said, "Since we choose two out of three, my three elder brothers are also good." They were getting older, and Bai Yutang felt that it was time to get married.

Le Ping compared the looks of the six of them, and said implicitly: "Don't you think the second brother, the third brother, and the fourth brother are a bit old?"

"What's the matter? Older people are more masculine." Bai Yutang said solemnly, "Look at Zhang Long, he is so thin-skinned that he doesn't even dare to confess to girls. The other three are probably about the same. good?"

Hearing this, Le Ping stared straight at Bai Yutang, with a little sadness in his eyes, and said quietly: "Speaking of it...you not only didn't confess your love, you didn't even write a love letter, you're not as good as Zhang Long..."

Bai Yutang's body froze suddenly, he rubbed his head and laughed dryly, "The moonlight is pretty good today...Master, Master went on for a walk..." Saying this, he jumped onto the roof and escaped like a puff of smoke.

Or the little white mouse is funny.

Leping is in a good mood.

After Bai Yutang ran back in embarrassment, he felt extremely upset in retrospect.He is a dignified Fifth Master Bai, who has been literate since he was a child, how could he not be as rough as Zhang Long?

Thinking of doing it, Bai Yutang immediately rushed to the study and wrote a love letter eloquently. While drying the ink, he despised Xia Zhan Zhao and Zhang Long by the way.

What kind of man can't even write a love letter!

Bai Yutang didn't go to rest, he ran to the palace and threw the letter on the table from the window of Leping Palace, before leaving.

Leping was still not asleep at this time, and immediately got up when he heard the movement, only to see Bai Yutang's white figure disappearing into the night.

Le Ping knew that Bai Yutang would not come here for no reason, so he looked around and found the letter on the table.Opening the letter, Le Ping laughed out loud.

There is only one poem in the whole letter, and it is still a poem about good brothers who want to be together forever.

Le Ping knows Bai Yutang too well, Lenovo said before that Bai Yutang did not send her a love letter, he is not as good as Zhang Long, and combined with Bai Yutang's departure and return, he must be upset to send her a love letter.

It's a pity that Bai Xiaowu can't even write a love letter, he's so stupid!

But... Le Ping decided to reluctantly accept this "love letter" for the sake of "together forever".

Bai Xiaowu is so stupid, only she can accept it.

The off topic love poem continued until the night before the wedding.That night, just as the enthusiastic Bai Yutang picked up his pen, there was a knock on the door.

"Fifth, are you there?"

At first, Bai Yutang was a little upset about being disturbed, but when he heard the voice of his elder brother Lu Fang, his discomfort disappeared immediately, and he hurriedly opened the door to invite Lu Fang in.

"Brother, did something happen?" Bai Yutang asked nervously.What should be said during the day has been finished, and the sister-in-law also asked him to rest early so that he can greet his relatives tomorrow in good spirits.At this time, the elder brother came here, and something must have happened.

Lu Fang rubbed his head and laughed a few times, "Don't you have a big wedding tomorrow! This is a big wedding...you know what to do for a big wedding, right?"

Bai Yutang had black lines on his face, "Brother, fifth brother, I'm not stupid. Although the royal wedding is more troublesome, I've already gone through it with the ceremony officer. Don't worry, I won't make any mistakes."

"Big Brother believes in Fifth Brother's ability, so he's actually not worried at all. It's just, just..." Lu Fang laughed again, "Actually, I came here to give you this thing."

After Lu Fang finished speaking, he quickly took out a book from his arms and handed it to Bai Yutang.

Bai Yutang wondered what it was that caused his elder brother to lose his temper. He took a look and saw that the three characters of "erotica" on the cover made Bai Yutang Ruyu's face turn red like a rosy glow. The thing was so hot that I wanted to throw it away immediately.

"Brother, what does this mean!?" Bai Yutang gritted his back teeth and said.

Lu Fang patted Bai Yutang on the shoulder, "Brother is also doing it for your own good. I'm afraid you will lose face at the wedding night!"

Bai Yutang's face immediately turned dark, comparable to Bao Zheng's.He stared round his eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Thank you for your concern, brother, but my younger brother used to be a frequent visitor to the brothel, so I don't need to worry about it anymore."

"I don't know if you are a big brother!" Lu Fang said seriously, "You always go there to drink, when did you hire a girl to accompany you? Later, the wine supplier in the brothel changed, and you never set foot there again. Lu Fang said and shook his head, "They are all my brothers, so don't hide it from me, I don't know that you haven't had sex before? If you don't even know how to do it tomorrow night, what do you say?" When the time comes, where will you put your face..."

Bai Yutang's face was flushed at the moment, and he roared angrily, "Haven't I seen a pig run without eating pork!?" After saying that, he kicked Lu Fang out.

Lu Fang scratched his head as he looked at the two doors that were trembling after being slammed hard.He knew that the fifth brother had never eaten pork, but he really didn't know when he had seen a pig run.

Could it be... the fifth brother really peeped on those things?

Lu Fang, who thought he knew something important, suddenly widened his eyes.

Bai Yutang, an upright gentleman, naturally has never seen Pig Run, and what he said just now was just angry words.The main reason is that Lu Fang's tone is too irritating.What does it mean to be afraid that he will be ashamed at the wedding night in the bridal chamber! ?He is so talented in both civil and military affairs, he knows astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom, so how could such a trivial matter be difficult for him! ?

Bai Yutang was very depressed.

Lu Fang blew the cool breeze outside the door for a while, and finally turned his head around. Although the fifth brother Xindao is a little arrogant, he will never do peeping things. I'm afraid he just became angry and blamed himself for not being able to speak .

Lu Fang knocked on the door again, and said awkwardly: "Fifth Brother, it was Big Brother's fault just now, don't take it to heart. You just let it go like a fart for what Big Brother said."

Bai Yutang is not that petty person either, seeing Lu Fang pass the steps, he went down the donkey, opened the door and apologized: "Just now there was a younger brother, too. Big brother... is also for the sake of my younger brother, I shouldn't treat my elder brother like that." manner."

The two brothers looked at each other and smiled, and the atmosphere immediately became harmonious.

Lu Fang patted Bai Yutang on the shoulder, "There will be a lot of things going on tomorrow, fifth brother, go to bed earlier, and elder brother will leave first."

After sending Lu Fang away, Bai Yutang returned to the house.I should have continued to write poems eloquently, but I didn't write a word when I picked up the pen for a cup of tea, and my eyes were always scanning the "erotic pictures" if I was not careful.

After another half a cup of tea, Bai Yutang put down his pen resentfully, thinking that he had never had the slightest interest in this book before, and he didn't know what happened today, he always had the urge to read it.

Bai Yutang felt that going on like this would not work, it was too much a test of his willpower, and he had to rest early to prepare for the wedding tomorrow.With this thing here, he couldn't sleep well at all.And if someone finds out, it will also damage his image of Bai Wuye as a wise man.

Thinking of doing it, Bai Yutang immediately opened the door and threw the 'Picture of Erotic Palace' out, but he didn't expect that there was a person standing outside the door, who took the 'Picture of Erotic Palace' over.

When Bai Yutang saw the visitor's body stiffen instantly, he wished he could turn back time and ask him to take back the 'erotic pictures' and hide them where no one could find them.

Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang, then at the book in his hand, chuckled twice, returned the book to Bai Yutang, and said, "Brother Bai, it's better to read less of this kind of book. Zhan Zhao Don't disturb Brother Bai's elegant mood. Farewell."

Bai Yutang suddenly wanted to die...

The author has something to say: Meme meme da!It's officially over! !If you like Bai Wuye's status, you can go to collect the new article of the stupid author - the concubine Bai Yutang, and open it in the next year! ! !