[Comprehensive] The best assist

As a time-traveler with a status, I feel like I'm a bit of a failure.

This body is named Ichijo Asami, who hides her identity mysteriously and is unknown. On the surface, she is a transfer student of Bingsheng Middle School.On the first day of school, I stood on the podium, looking at the familiar but unfamiliar little ghosts sitting below, I seemed to hear the fate of my arrangement.I couldn't help straightening my back and being as elegant as possible, and finished my self-introduction with a smile on my face. Then the teacher pointed to the window seat in the second-to-last row of the classroom and said to me, a classmate, you can sit there from now on.

I feel a great responsibility.

The window seat in the penultimate row of the classroom!Isn't this the seat for the protagonist?With such an arrangement, God must have prepared a bizarre life for me, and I must perform well.So I sat down and tried my best to be a good student. Although it was the second year of junior high school, it was shameful and boring for a college graduate to take it, but I listened carefully to the lectures and took notes the whole time.

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So the morning of the first day of school passed smoothly.

It seems a little wrong, shouldn't I quickly get along with the protagonist, sneak into the Disciplinary Committee, become the deputy head, kill the white lotus, and reach the pinnacle of life where every man is crazy about me? !

I was holding on to the window frame in frustration, and the bright sun shone on my face, making half of my face melancholy and half sad, what was wrong?What went wrong that made me go through the whole morning in such a muddle?When I was in class, I actively answered the questions raised by the teacher, and during the group discussion, I also actively spoke up to help my classmates. I didn’t ignore them because of my beauty (to be honest, my body is flat-chested, which is pretty good), So what is wrong? !I didn't even hook up with Hibari Kyoya! ! !

"A classmate?"

There was a girl's voice behind me, and I quickly put away the death-wanting expression on my face and turned around: "Huh?"

The girl smiled heartily at me: "Hi, classmate, my name is Sasakawa Kyoko, this is Kurokawa Hana. It's lunch time now, see if you are here alone, how can I help you ?"

A light bulb suddenly lit up in my head - the protagonist! ! !Although she is a heroine, she is also a protagonist! ! !This is Bingsheng's school beauty, the goddess of the tutoring world!The smile is so sweet and beautiful like a little angel... Ahem, stop, I'm not an idiot.The girl with long black hair next to her is Kyoko's best friend Kurokawa Hana in the famous series of "Girlfriends Become Sister-in-Laws".

I hurriedly smiled gratefully at Jingzi: "Because I didn't prepare lunch on the first day, I was worried about where to buy food."

"So that's how it is. That classmate, come with us. You just transferred here today, so you probably aren't familiar with the school environment yet. We can show you around. The lunch time is pretty long."

"Thank you so much, I wish I didn't delay your lunch." Of course I would not refuse such a good opportunity, and walked away with them happily.

After crossing the two worlds, I have realized something. If you want to increase your points, you cannot avoid troubles. When there are troubles, there will be opportunities, and there will be merits when there are opportunities. The so-called coexistence of opportunities and challenges is development.I look into the distance with great ambitions in my arms——I will be able to sneak into the Disciplinary Committee in a short time, become the deputy head, kill the white lotus, and reach the pinnacle of life...

"Mami?"

Kyoko interrupted my distraction, so I stopped thinking and smiled at her.The friendship between girls is so strange, as long as we chat all the way, we start to get familiar with each other, and we can already call each other by each other's names.Jingzi pointed to a small shop not far away and said to me: "The shop is there, does a classmate want us to go there with you?"

"Oh, no need, I'll just go by myself." I ran over in a hurry, and the two of them accompanied me to buy bread before they had lunch, or we should hurry up and finish shopping for dinner.

There are not many people outside the store, so it should be said that it is a bit deserted, but the things in the store are extremely rich and beautiful. I was puzzled for ten seconds, and when I thought of the famous beast that hates crowds in the school, I instantly understood.I don't know if Bingsheng Middle School doesn't even have group activities, maybe they will be interrupted...

I don’t know why Japanese students don’t eat in the classroom. Every corner of the school is scattered with students at lunch time. The scenery outside is good?This is probably the same as my hometown where everyone squats under the eaves with a bowl and sucks noodles at meal time. Although I don’t like being seen by others, I do as the Romans do. I found a big tree and sat under it.

"Kyoko's bento is super cute today." Kurokawa Hana took a look at Kyoko's lunch box, and opened her own: "Mami will also bring a bento tomorrow, the bento I made by myself is very interesting."

I nodded while stuffing bread into my mouth, but I was very puzzled. What's so interesting? It's not such a complicated process. Isn't it just to arrange all kinds of food neatly in the lunch box, and let the rice grains be arranged in various ways? All kinds of postures, in short, it is a lump when eaten... You guys, have you ever thought about the feeling of rice grains.

"By the way, have you heard that the history teacher in our class has been transferred?"

"Huh? No... I also took history class yesterday, what's going on?"

I was a little excited to meet a normal girl again after two lifetimes. That’s it. When girls get together, they should discuss all kinds of gossip, the color of clothes, how to match hairpins. This is the normal girl.So I was very happy to join them.

"Oh? Do you want to change teachers?" I also came from junior high school. At that time, it was a big deal to find a substitute teacher, let alone change teachers.Unlike in the university, the hard-working lecturers in the university have to prepare gifts when they bid farewell to the teacher, and the emotional girls may cry to see their mentors thousands of miles away.

"I don't know. I also heard it occasionally when I went to the office to deliver homework." Kurokawa Hana frowned slightly, with a melancholy look: "The first period in the afternoon is history class, let's read it later."

Kyoko nodded cooperatively, and then put her hand on Kurokawa Hana's hand: "Hana, don't worry too much, if you replace the teacher, it shouldn't affect the class representatives."

... The class representatives seem to be something that should be worried, but why do I feel that I can no longer keep up with the thinking and mood of these little girls? Am I getting old?Originally, I thought that after finally coming to the big environment of the campus, even if I couldn’t have a good relationship, I would at least send a love letter, send a gift on Valentine’s Day or something, and make up for my lost youth.

But I seem to be really old now!I can no longer understand the love of girls, the sadness of girls, the faint sadness of girls who are healthy and ecstatic!I also can't understand how boys can masturbate for a week at the white neck of the girl in the front row, or [beep——] at the golf hole/tree gap!

I stuffed a big mouthful of bread into my mouth in grief and anger, suppressing the inexplicable sense of vicissitudes.Kyoko noticed my abnormality very carefully and asked me if I was not feeling well physically. I was not feeling physically uncomfortable, but psychologically. Looking at their youthful and energetic young faces, I really wanted to... stop!I can't continue to slide towards the psychology of those villain bosses, I will be beaten into a pig's head by the protagonist.

The phone in my pocket suddenly vibrated a few more times, I sneaked my hand into my pocket and pressed the switch, shutting it down.This thing vibrated more than ten or twenty times in the morning, the content is inexplicable, what is the appointment, is it according to the agreement, the appointment... the content is getting more and more obscene, and I can't understand it at all, which makes me doubt myself IQ.

And I don't know if there is a rule that mobile phones are not allowed in the school rules of Bingsheng Middle School. What should I do if I am found by airplane heads everywhere on the campus and beat me up, so I just turned off the phone.

"You guys, go back to the classroom quickly after eating. It's not good for the chairman to see you gathering here."

I really said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, I was slandering, a boy with a jet head in a black uniform suddenly came over and said to the girls who were packing lunch boxes next to me.The girl who was reprimanded quickly packed her lunch box and ran away, and then the boy with the airplane head came towards us.

"It's a member of the Disciplinary Committee!" Kurokawa Hana looked down at his watch like a conditioned reflex, and was shocked: "There are still 5 minutes to class! Let's get out of here!"

I immediately grasped the spirit, and the posture of running to the classroom was like escaping.

But I was stopped in the end—yes, I was the only one who was stopped, and I was blessed to wake up like a soul. Could this be the belated protagonist effect?But why wasn't Hibari Kyoya the one who stopped me?This guy is completely passer-by!Kyoko looked at me in embarrassment, and Kurokawa Hana was also hesitant, but I think she already wanted to persuade Kyoko to give up on me.

I had no choice but to wave to them righteously: "Go back first, I will definitely enter the classroom on time."

Kyoko and the others went to the classroom first, leaving the aircraft head and me with a dull expression.I saw that he didn't speak for a long time, so I had to speak first: "Well, what's the matter with you?"

Can't get the senior to come!Facing such a face that is obviously not an adult, I can't even call out the senior! ! !Woohoo, what a shame, my shame does not allow me to do such a thing!

But the young boy at the head of the plane didn't seem to care about my address: "Student, those who are required to wear school uniforms in school, why are you wearing casual clothes?"

I was stunned for a moment, and looked down at the little black uniform and lace skirt I was wearing, with a pair of white stockings underneath, and I said why I felt awkward, so I came to school without the school uniform.I can understand the mandatory requirement to wear school uniforms. The frog costumes of Tianchao are required to be worn every day. Binsheng’s uniforms are not ugly, so just wear them—and a mature person like me who has experienced life and death , no longer care about food and clothing.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you for reminding me, it's my first day here, and I haven't received my school uniform yet."

"So that's the case, then go back to class quickly."

After saying this, he walked away with his chest held high and his head held high, leaving me with a tall and proud back, looking quite proud.Strange thing, why are the people in the Disciplinary Committee so kind, could it be that Hibari Kyouya is the only one who is cruel?Although I was a little puzzled, I still put it aside. I have no habit of being late for class. It is very embarrassing to be punished to stand at the door.

I ran into the classroom out of breath, and the class bell just rang. I poked my head and carefully looked inside from the door. Fortunately, there was no one on the podium, and the teacher hadn’t come yet. I quickly slipped to my seat and sat down. , when passing by the middle row, I glanced at the boy with light brown short hair—well, it’s all here, the silver-haired prison temple, the last row of Takeshi Yamamoto, I don’t know if reborn has appeared... ...Oh, Hayato Kikuji appeared after the reborn. Seeing Tsunayoshi Sawada's look of disgrace, he must have been tossed about.

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I have complained so much, the legendary history teacher has not yet appeared, the class has already started to quarrel, the prison temple Hayato has come down from his seat and chatted with Sawada Tsunayoshi... What a bunch of lawless little farts Boy, if you want to be in heaven, the class representative will memorize your name as soon as you show off your power!

The classroom was noisy, I turned my face out of the window to look at the scenery, at this moment, I suddenly caught a creaking sound of the door opening, if it wasn’t for the fact that I had been playing with my mobile phone while taking classes during college, I would have developed a pair of extremely sensitive to the sound of door openings Ears, I can't feel it either.So I quickly sat upright.

A pair of feet in brown slippers stepped in first, followed by ordinary black trousers and a white coat... I couldn't help but widen my eyes, why does this outfit look so familiar? !The teacher with silver hair and wearing a white coat ignored the students making a mess, picked up chalk and wrote four large characters on the blackboard - Sakata Gintoki.

"Hey, that punk, go back to your seat and sit down, let's go to class."

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