[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Every weekend, New York's large and small amusement parks become the most lively places.

"Mom, can I have the clown's animal balloon?" The blond-haired and white-skinned child pointed to the clown and clown girl not far away, blinked his big eager eyes and pulled his mother's clothes, the clown noticed the boy's gaze , he waved the balloon in his hand to him, and beckoned him to come over with the other hand.

The boy's mother seemed to be in a hurry, she kept looking at the watch on her wrist with a bit of impatience, and pulled him away without waiting for the boy to continue talking.

At the last moment, the clown could only see his frustrated expression when he turned his head.

"Poorboy." The clown shook his head distressedly. Soon, a group of new children surrounded him. They formed a circle with the clown in the center of the circle. They all looked up at him or looked at the balloon in his hand. , without exception, the eyes showed desire.

"Look what this is? A pink rabbit! I'm going to give it to a little princess in a blue dress!"

"Thank you~" The girl in the blue skirt who won the gift held her cheeks both excitedly and shyly, and happily took the rope of the balloon from the clown.

"Then what's the next little animal?" The clown squeezed the animal balloon very quickly. His fingers were long, well-articulated, and very beautiful. His flying fingers seemed to be dancing some magical dance.Soon, another sika deer appeared!The children's laughter kept coming and going, which made Harry beside him even more insane.

What kind of experience is #boyfriend too handsome? #

If Harley was invited to answer this question, she could write a ten-thousand-word essay to praise her clown boyfriend who is handsome, good-tempered, talented and versatile.

"Hey! Girl, you laugh so hard that you lose yourself." Poison Ivy found it difficult to understand the crazy nympho of her good girlfriend, "Except for the clown's natural and environmentally friendly hair color, I have always expressed difficulty in understanding his aesthetics. "Forgive the sex lover, the more Poison Ivy looks at the clown, the more she feels that he is not worthy of her dear girlfriend.

……

"Good night, baby."

"Good night, Mom."

7-year-old Boll grew up in a single-parent family. As long as he can remember, he has been used to the busy life of his mother who is always busy with the family. Even the good night before going to bed is very hasty, let alone the long-awaited trip to the amusement park. Traveled.My mother always holds the mobile phone in her hand, constantly responding to various messages from all directions, and from time to time scolds extremely nasty swear words at the other end of the mobile phone with a harsh voice.

And he has learned to hide the deep fear in his heart, quietly reading and doing homework on the sidelines.

The light in the bedroom was turned off, and as soon as Bohr closed his eyes, he remembered the clown he saw in the amusement park during the day, and the balloon in his hand. He dreamed that the clown was waving to him, but he was so far away from him, Boll It seems that there is no way to get to him anyway.

It was a soft sound of knocking on the window that woke him up from his sleep.

Pole looked out of the window following the sound, and he saw a handful of green, like a small piece of bud protruding from a potted plant; the potted plant slowly climbed up again, and a red fur ball appeared in his sight Here, that's the clown's nose.

The clown came up in Poison Ivy's creeper elevator, and put his index finger to his mouth, signaling to Pol to keep quiet.

The smart boy tiptoed to the window with bare feet, and then carefully opened the window bit by bit, trying not to make any noise.So the clown successfully entered the boy's bedroom, and made an "OK" gesture to the two outside the yard.

Poison Ivy flicked his fiery red hair, put her hands on her waist in dissatisfaction, and growled lowly at Harry, "I'm so crazy to agree to him, he is committing a crime! And we are all accomplices! "

"Honey, how can this be a bad thing?" Harley warmly hugged her best friend, constantly brainwashing her, "Now they all call my Hani good guy clown, he's a good guy! We're helping him do it Good thing!"

Pamela was angry and helpless. She really wanted to knock open Harry's head to see what was inside. Is there anyone in this world with a more loving brain than her?

While one of them was full of anxiety and the other was waiting for the clown, a sharp scream pierced the long night, causing both Harry and Pamela to turn pale at the same time.

……

In the beginning, the clown came to deliver balloons for Pole.

In the dark bedroom, he saw a corner of the children's bookmark on the desk at a glance. It said "Dear Pol..." on it. He read it out, and the boy looked at him with shining questioning eyes.

"Dear Pole..." The clown took out the gift he had prepared while making up the name, "Do you want a big tiger? Or a little lion?"

One big and one small sitting on the cool floor, the picture is surprisingly harmonious. Bohr thought about it very seriously, and then answered him shyly: "I...can I...can I have a...little lion?" With a milky voice.

"Of course, dear." The clown rubbed Ball's head, and then began to blow air into the balloon. Soon, a living lion balloon was born in his hands.

"Thank you, Mr. Clown." Pole's eyes lit up, he took the balloon carefully, touched the lion cub's head, body, and tail gently, and said softly, " I like it very much, cute little lion!"

Filled with a sense of accomplishment, the clown excitedly suggested again, "With the little lion, there are also big tigers, little white rabbits, little monkeys, woodpeckers...to make a zoo like this!"

Soon, this small bedroom became the world of animal balloons, and Pol had never been so happy as he is now.

Although, the happy time is always short.

The clown who got caught up in making animal balloons got too excited... bang, he blew up the balloon!

"Poll!" Pole's mother, Ms. Emily, pushed open the door of her son's room, oh my god!She couldn't believe what was happening before her eyes. A strange man dressed as a clown was in her son's room. The clown's smile was exaggerated and terrifying. The room was full of balloons of various shapes. All kinds of bombs.

Just when her heart was in her throat, a tiger balloon slowly floated in front of her eyes, and with an extremely exciting sound, it exploded with a bang less than 0.2 minutes away from her face.

"Ah!" She closed her eyes tightly and let out a terrified scream.

5 minutes later, the NYPD.

"This man appeared in my son's room at 10 o'clock in the middle of the night, and there were two other women in scantily dressed and strange clothes downstairs to meet him. Mr. Police, I have reason to suspect that these three guys are human traffickers. You should immediately Arrest them!"

The Clown, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy on the side looked innocent, as if they hadn't done anything bad at all, and they didn't know why they were arrested here.

Pamela originally wanted to use the trick of "poison ivy is good", and let her plant babies teach these policemen how to be human. She didn't want to be held down by the clown, and whispered in her ear: "The world is so beautiful, You are so irritable, it's not good, it's not good."

Pamela: "..." She wanted the clown to wake up, but when she thought that the clown who woke up was more like a brain twitch, she gave up struggling and could only pretend to be innocent and lean against the wall, listening to the earnest teachings of the police uncles.

Unexpectedly, it was neither Penguin nor Riddler who came to bail them out. One of them was obsessed with stock trading and the other was obsessed with playing the latest crossword puzzle and turned his mobile phone to silent mode. answered.

【——Poor Joker.Ms. Ashe, as the clown's boss, will you help him? 】

He reported the name of the dish and asked his host, although he got a cold answer from Ashe: "I won't, and you won't either, but there will always be one of you here."

The witty name of the dish soon understood the meaning of the boss. He mobilized his database and turned on the super search mode to search. Not surprisingly, two diners who were competing against each other at a table near the bar became interested in the name of the dish. The goal.

"Turning each other out once we meet" has become the daily communication method between Tony and Bruce. Realize that today, the loser among them is about to receive a failure package.

Unfortunately, Bruce was a little bit worse today.

Before he even started to feel depressed, that devil's voice rang in his head!

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Batman's Melancholy.

Virus source: Bruce Wayne.

Please Mr. Wayne complete the following tasks within half an hour:

The clown trio were released on bail by the NYPD. 】

Bruce:? ? ?He looked down at his equipment, Bruce was wearing a Batman suit at the moment, and he thought carefully about the antagonistic relationship between Batman and the Joker...

What an international joke, Batman will only send the Joker to prison and never get him out.Bruce shook his head like a rattle, "Change another mission."

[——Complete the task and you will get a reward: a research document of Superman's anti-kryptonite underwear. 】

Bruce: ...OK!pay!

That's right, after the "friendly" suggestions from Alpha and Doctor Who, the applicant was forced to adjust the task mode, and added a line "The player who succeeds in the task will receive normal rewards" on the basis of "Punishment for task failure". In terms of the extreme newspaper name, it is very difficult to take this step. Who let the universe observers show their power to him?

It was a blessing in disguise, and his reputation improved a lot.For this reason, the name of the dish was very generous to allow the whole model to continue.

Bruce, who readily accepted the task, drove his cool Bat sports car to the New York Police Department with a chicken breast high-protein sandwich in his mouth.

When he heard the clown trespassing on the house, his old face turned black, "Joker, you have started committing crimes again! Do you miss the smell of disinfectant in the air of Arkham?"

"No, Mr. Batman." The good clown was aggrieved, "I just... I just went to deliver balloons..."

"Yes, Batman. The Joker is a good guy." A boy with a lion balloon stood at the end of the corridor and explained to Bruce in a childish voice.

Unfortunately, his mother rushed over quickly, tore off the rope of the balloon, carried him away in her arms, and criticized and educated him in a very serious tone as she walked, "Boll, don't give any more trouble to strangers." Someone opened the window. Do you know how dangerous it was just now, there are bombs buried in these balloons, you almost couldn't see your mother, do you know?"

Pol huddled in Emily's arms, and he kept timidly silent until they disappeared at the gate of the police station. He leaned on Emily's shoulder and whispered to the clown with his lips: "Bye-Bye."

touching scene.

Now, it's hard for Batman to say anything about the clown. He stared coldly at the clown, as well as the clown's partners, with those eyes that would make people feel depressed. , "Don't think about doing evil, Arkham is waiting for you at any time."

The three of them nodded like chickens pecking at rice.

Wait until Batman signs off, and leave.A few people looked at the indifferent back of Bat's supercar, Harley and Pamela immediately spoke to each other, sharing the same hatred, and spent an entire hour greeting the whole family of Bat's family.

The clown on the side looked at the leaving Batman and didn't speak for a long time.

……

Life is still going on. In the staff cafeteria, the clown's phrase "Welcome to the staff cafeteria, the good clown is here to serve you" is getting louder and harder. The only difference is that every time Bruce comes to eat in a bat suit, the clown will send His mojito, or his steak is always the biggest in a group of diners.

The informal Bruce didn't notice it at first, until Tony couldn't bear it anymore and couldn't help but say, "Why do you get such preferential treatment every time? Could it be that the clown is interested in you?"

"Mr. Stark, please don't say that." The clown was not blushing on the surface, but his tone was already shy to fly, "Because the order that Mr. Batman just ordered is the 10000th time in this cafeteria. Ordered."

"You used this excuse last time." Tony reminded him, "You said it the 966th time."

Batman & Joker: "..."

"Why is the clown getting more and more gay?" Robin and the three birds, who were silently observing everything, couldn't even wipe off the glass. The three of them simultaneously imagined the image of calling the clown "stepdad", eh~ vomit!

Robin Bird was not the only one who was disgusted, even Batman couldn't stand the "discriminatory treatment" of him by the clown. In order to find out what this guy wanted to do, he waited for him on the way home from get off work.

"Mr. Batman! You...you scared me!" The clown clutched his chest in shock, looked at Batman's gloomy face, and forcibly swallowed the phrase "I hate it to death".

"Joker, what are you pretending?" The straight-to-the-point Batman didn't want to have a BB with him, he "debunked" this guy succinctly, "You've changed back a long time ago."

"I..." The clown was at a loss. He lowered his head and didn't dare to look at Batman. "The clown is innocent. If Mr. Batman doesn't want to believe it, the clown can... use death to prove his innocence!" Speaking of death, he suddenly His gaze was firm, even with a calmness of no hesitation.The clown pulled out a shiny silver knife out of nowhere and pressed it against his neck, "As long as Mr. Batman believes that I am a good man!"

"Oh." Batman sneered, before the clown could react, there was a stabbing pain in his hand, the knife fell from his hand, and there was a "bang" sound in the silent night. It turned out to be the bat rope shot from Batman's hand. After knocking off his hand, the pain caused him to step back a few steps one after another, and covered his injured arm with a grin.Batman's voice was still indifferent, but without the obvious hostility before, "Kill you, and then the clown gas in your body will be released, making me a Laughing Bat?"

"Mr. Batman, I didn't..." The Joker tried to explain with wide eyes.

Batman interrupted him with a sneer, "No matter what you become, you still like to threaten me with death. Stop doing your experiments on humanity, you will never succeed." After saying this, his bat The rope shot into the air, and flew away with a whistling sound, leaving the clown alone, and his shadow swayed in the alley where the street lights were flickering.

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Welcome to "New York News Evening Train", and a real-time news will be broadcast next:

10 minutes ago, Mr. Smith, the CEO of Umbrella Technology Company, was sucked into the sky by a bundle of mysterious balloons. Please see the live report from the reporter ahead.

This is a set of pictures taken by a drone. Smith in a suit and leather shoes is holding on to the rope of the balloon tightly. Even so, he has already flown to a height of [-] kilometers above the ground, and has a tendency to float more and more upwards. , he had already lost his strength, he could only tightly hold the thin long rope with both hands, his palms were even strangled with bloodstains, Smith's helpless "help" passed through the drone's audio system to the audience in front of the TV in the ear.

Umbrella Technologies dispatched no fewer than ten helicopters to rescue their CEO.

On the ground, the flash was aimed at a tall, blond woman who was rumored to be Mr. Smith's ex-wife and the mother of his only son.The reporter's question is always so sharp, "Ms. Emily, it is rumored that Mr. Smith has made a will, and your son Paul Smith will receive 100% inheritance rights, is that true?"

The extremely old lady who was tortured by life was washing her face with tears, covering her face with her hands, and burst into helpless crying.

In the next second, a huge sound exploded in the air. Apart from the sound from the TV, even the diners in the staff cafeteria could clearly see that a gorgeous firework exploded in the sky.

The clown pursed his mouth, his voice sounded innocent, "I really didn't plant the bomb."

"If it wasn't for your alibi, I would be the first to suspect you." Ai Xi didn't know when she stood beside the clown, she looked at the burning clouds in the sky, and drew a beautiful picture scroll in the sky, she He said lightly, "Of course, my level of suspicion has not diminished at all."

"Did Mr. Smith be saved successfully?" The clown didn't answer Ashe's question directly, he was muttering to himself, "It doesn't matter if he is saved, who knows if the rope will also be coated with poison/medicine?"

"What a sad day today!"

The clown stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, a huge smiling face loomed from the back of his hand, and soon disappeared.