Anti-Hero Lola [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

bat:"……"

He pondered in silence...or strictly speaking, his mind was blank for a few seconds, and then he said, "Harley?"

"Oh, you know!" Laura's voice was full of surprise, "Wow, it's been a long time since they kissed! This is the first time I've seen two girls having sex in real life!"

This is true, and it is strange to say that she has been born in this world for so long, but she has never seen the real version of men and men, women and women.

I watched a lot of fake gay and les movies.

After she said this, she didn't care what mood the bat was in, she didn't believe that playboys like Bruce Wayne didn't understand this kind of thing, didn't hear him just heard her say "see the live version" and knew it and poison Who is the person that Fuji girl messed with?

Laura felt that the bat must be clear about the affairs between the two young ladies. While she was excitedly watching Ivy and Halle hugging and kissing sweetly, she wondered when she would find a way to get it out of the bat's mouth. Tell me some news about this couple... Simply put, she just wants to eat the sweets that the two young ladies got together!

Batman said, "Where are they?"

"Oh, what's the rush," Laura criticized, "It's inhumane to interrupt someone's relationship. Even if you want to arrest them, you have to wait until they are done... Don't worry about me, I know it well," she comforted cheerfully , "I won't let them run away!"

"I know you won't let them go," Batman said. "Stop your expectations, they won't do anything."

"How do you know? Have you met?"

"..."

"Okay, okay, I won't ask." Laura thought to herself that she should have gone to see Miss Ivy when she went to Arkham, "They are in the abandoned park in the C area you selected .”

She took out a locator from the corner of her clothes, aimed at the place where Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn were, and tossed it lightly, making sure that the locator fell beside the two young ladies who were still lingering.

"This is the specific coordinates." Luo La said.

"Very well, I'll be there right away, don't do unnecessary things."

"...You have emphasized many times not to do unnecessary things," Laura was very upset, "How unreliable I am in your heart!"

"Don't think too much." Bat said coldly, "Your performance so far has far exceeded my expectations of you, which shows that you are still reliable enough at critical moments."

Red Robin, who was standing next to the bat, glanced at the bat: How open-eyed are you talking nonsense.

He simply couldn't figure out why Bat could be so conniving with Lola. If any assistant was so disobedient and out of tune, Bat would definitely not say that.

If Laura could understand Red Robin's doubts, she would sigh, touch Little Tim's head and tell him that you are Bat's assistant, and I am Bat's child... Everyone's positioning is different, okay? .

The meaning of you following him is to help him. Bat, who is basically decathlon and experienced in addition to having no superpowers, of course sees that you have shortcomings everywhere; as for her, as long as she doesn't cause any big trouble, Bats will think she's done a good job.

While talking, Harley Quinn finally reluctantly ended the sticky kiss with Poison Ivy.

She did not let go of the hand that held Poison Ivy tightly, but approached Poison Ivy relentlessly: "Ivy, why didn't you contact me first after you came out of Arkham?"

"Aren't you going to find it yourself?"

"So you don't contact me? Ivy!"

"...I have a plan to complete, and I don't have time to find you right now." Poison Ivy paused for a moment, and said, "I will come when I finish this."

"What are you going to do? Harley can help." Harley Quinn circled around Poison Ivy excitedly, like a puppy who sees its owner again after being separated from its owner for a long time, "Tell Harley~ Ivy~"

For some reason, Laura always felt that the scene of Harley circling around Ivy was very familiar, as if she had seen it on someone before.

She thought about it for a while, and suddenly felt... 噫, when she was excited, she seemed to move like Harley Quinn, and she was a little crazy.

—but she's cuter than Harley Quinn.

—but little Harley is actually super cute too.

Her every move is full of laughter, and this kind of laughter is completely revealed by her slightly nervous body language and her exaggerated expression.

The nickname Harley Quinn really suits her.

They got bored in the abandoned park not far away, and Laura took out her mobile phone and checked the Wikipedia of Harley Quinn... Well, she was the clown's psychologist before she went crazy, although she didn't know it at the time. No matter how famous she is, but like a series of villains such as Poison Ivy, they are also high-IQ figures with top professional ability and promising future.

Lola turned back, and was shocked to learn that one of the reasons why Harley Quinn became Harley Quinn was that she fell in love with the Joker hopelessly in the process of treating the Joker?

Are you serious?

Just the face of the clown that was ruined by oil paint?

To be honest, even if the clown's face is not painted, Laura can guarantee that he looks quite ordinary, okay? !

Well, Laura rubbed her chest and said, the clown's bones are normal, his skin is normal, and those creepy oil makeup actually greatly enhanced his charm to a certain extent, that sensitive, chaotic and crazy temperament— ——Although she doesn't buy it, she does have a devilish attraction.

But Laura is still a little hard to imagine why a woman would fall in love with the clown so passionately, especially the kind of love that is obviously full of enthusiasm.

She felt that the clown didn't like Harley Quinn at all.

You have to hurt him, frustrate him, crush him before he can focus on you.

If you want to impress the clown with love and devotion with all your heart, there is a high probability that he will only see you as a tool—at best, a very useful tool.

Laura continued to turn back, verifying her guess from the records in Wikipedia.

All in all, the clown's efforts are reciprocal, and the clown is ruthless. He will only say a few sweet words to her when he needs the clown, and often push the clown to block the knife.

Even so, the clown refused to leave him until the clown killed Robin, which touched the bottom line of the clown. She couldn't stand the clown killing an underage boy like this, and broke up with the clown.

...isn't the stuff recorded on Wikipedia too detailed?

Laura finally realized something was wrong. She stared at her phone for a while, exited the page, took out his phone from a passerby, and searched Wikipedia.

This time, the information she learned from Wikipedia was much less than what she searched on her mobile phone. The original identity of the Harley Quinn was there. There's a lot of detail missing from what happened, and the news that Harley Quinn and the Joker have parted ways is just a rumor, and people just speculate that they broke up based on the fact that Harley Quinn has appeared on her own several times.

Laura thought for a few seconds, and sent a message to Hasen:?

Hasen replied in a long paragraph: Your mobile phone has undergone special processing and can automatically connect to the database, and some information that is not particularly top-secret will be automatically supplemented for you. This service is free, please rest assured.

Lola asked him: Will you leave me?

It took a few seconds for Hasen to reply to her: It depends on whether you still need me.

Laura glanced at Hasen's answer, and put the phone back expressionlessly.

The bat arrived at the scene very quickly, and the first action after coming out of the field was to tie Poison Ivy tightly with a noose, and quickly made up a drugged bat dart.

He supported Poison Ivy from behind and let her lean gently in his arms.

Harley Quinn was shocked and screamed: "Ivy!"

Then she happily chose to let it go.

"...I finally know why you beat Poison Ivy first," Laura flew over speechlessly, and slowly landed from the sky, "because if you catch her, you can catch Harley Quinn."

Harley Quinn didn't mind being tied up at all, she put her shoulders and back against Poison Ivy contentedly, supporting the unconscious Poison Ivy from falling, and turned her head to talk to Laura: "Little cutie, Who are you? You're not from Gotham, are you?"

Laura tilted her head to look at Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy: "You really are a loving couple."

"Thank you~" Harley Quinn let out a sweet laugh, "I also think I and my little red are very suitable~"

"You call her Xiaohong?"

"Only when I do something wrong to please her." Harley Quinn grinned, "For example now."

"Have you done something wrong now? What's wrong?"

"She would have liked me to go away, but I stayed."

"Wow!" said Lola, peeking at the bat who was inspecting the bottles and cans on the table with their backs turned to them, and asked Harry in a low voice, "Then why didn't you walk away by yourself?"

"Because I've run away by myself many times before." Harley Quinn murmured, "That was when I was still with the clown..."

"Hey," Laura said.

She kind of understood what was going on, and then she glanced at Poison Ivy, knowing that she had regained consciousness, but she couldn't move very much, and she couldn't run out of the bat's grasp.

Seeing that the bats were still studying the bottles and jars and the plants that had obviously mutated, Red Robin stared at her from behind Lola, as if he was afraid that Lola would let the two beautiful ladies go if she got up. of.

Laura: "..." Too bad Tibao guessed what she wanted to do. "

It's not a good thing to be too familiar with him, every time he has a small idea in his mind, he will guess it.

She stared at Red Robin for a few seconds, until Red Robin had to ask her warily, "What are you going to do?"

"Go away." Laura said, "I want to have a private conversation with the young lady I met."

"...What are you going to say that I can't hear?"

"Kids don't listen," Laura said. "I'm going to ask some unsuitable questions for children."

"..."

Red Robin took three steps back, and then three steps back.

Satisfied, Laura turned her head, approached her ear under the surprised gaze of the Harley Quinn, and whispered: "..."

Harley Quinn rolled her eyes and whispered the answer to Laura's question.

……

As expected, they were imprisoned in Arkham.

But they escaped from Arkham the next day and are said to have left Gotham together.

Bruce read the headlines in silence, and glanced at Lola, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, and Tim was teaming up to abuse people in the online Dungeons and Dragons game.

He calmly turned to the next news item.

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