Is the film emperor Shidi divorced today?
Chapter 115
【Baby, you look like a scumbag】
The film kings and the emperors reveal their vests to each other, which is a big melon-eating scene for netizens.
Tang and Song's trumpet is very easy to pick up, and you can only see the news of the last year. Every day, you will post about your cute pets and babies.
Fans held their hearts and praised:
"Tang Tang is so cute!"
"Strength Husband's Sandwich Candy!"
"It seems to know a more real Tang Tang!"
Shen Lei's side is different.
His trumpet was created around the same time as the Tang and Song dynasties, and it was specially used to show affection, and he wanted the whole world to know, so he didn't set permissions at all.
Fans spent the better part of the night flipping through it and then didn't know what to say.
——Is this really the prince?
—Are you sure it's not some little fool in love?
……
Shen Lei is unaware of the entanglement of the fans, and at this moment he is being abused by "Mrs. Shen".
Tang Song grabbed a long baguette-shaped pillow and chased him to beat him.
Shen Lei begged for mercy while running around the room: "Baby, I was wrong, baby, don't be tired, baby, I will never call you 'Mrs. Shen' again, how about calling you 'baby and his mother'?"
Tang and Song chased after him and tried harder, "Poverty, continue to be poor!"
The two children sat on the rug watching their fathers fight.
Xiao Yun had a big heart, thought they were playing a game, and clapped his little hands and giggled.
Fortunately, he is a sensitive child. He was quite nervous at first, but when he saw the smile on his father's face, he realized that they were not really fighting, so he laughed too.
Tang Song was afraid of scaring the child, so he teased Xing Xing and said, "Baby, cheer up Dad, today Dad will teach that stinky dad a lesson!"
"Yeah!" Xingxing nodded seriously, and clapped his hands with a smile, "Come on, Dad! Come on, Dad!"
Shen Lei snorted, "You little heartless person, who taught you to read Tang poems just now?"
Xing Xing thought about it, and grinned: "Smelly Daddy leaked oil! Smelly Daddy leaked oil!"
"Hahahaha..." Tang Song laughed and fell on the carpet, "Baby, who taught you?"
"Tada!" Xingxing said proudly.
Tang Song hugged his son and kissed him big.
Shen Lei also leaned over and hugged the father and son together.
Luck quit, ahhh.
Shen Lei stretched out his arms, and the family of four hugged each other.
Looking at the sweet smiling faces of the children, Tang Song was extremely satisfied.
This is the happy family he has been longing for.He didn't have the opportunity to have it when he was a kid, and now that he's a father and has the ability to create for his kids, that's good too.
The couple took the children to take a bath, and carried them to the room to put them to sleep.
Since Yunyun was brought to the imperial capital, Nian Gao's low bed was moved to the greenhouse to live with Dudu.
The little guy is very happy. Every night, he will take the initiative to run back to the greenhouse to sleep with Dudu. After dawn, he will come to reunite with his family with Dudu on his back.
There are special people in the greenhouse to take care of the two cubs, Tang Song is not worried.
Fortunately, he also moved out of the master bedroom and lived in the children's room with his younger brother.
The little guy was a little reluctant at first, but Tang Song said to him, "My brother is afraid of sleeping alone, fortunately, do you want to protect him?"
Xing Xing immediately puffed out her small chest, "Yes!"
Then, very willingly, I slept separately from my dads.
Yunyun is a very easy-to-carry baby, as long as he is fed.The little guy seldom cries, and even when he urinates, he just makes two sounds, reminding the adults of his condition.
Every time I wake up, I grin before I open my eyes, and the first expression I show to everyone is always a smile.
Netizens are saying that luck and luck to meet Tang Song and Shen Lei is "true luck".Tang Song felt that it was his luck to have two such good children.
After Yunyun drank the milk, he fell asleep after being coaxed twice.
Fortunately, he held up a small quilt to cover his brother with a sense of responsibility.
Tang and Song carried Xingxing to the small bed, covered her with a cool summer quilt, and told bedtime stories.
Shen Lei lay beside Xingxing, it was so big, it made the little guy look like a little soybean.Xing Xing looked at him with bright eyes, and Shen Lei also looked at him with bright eyes.
Tang Song said: "A long time ago, there lived a little hedgehog in a big forest."
Xing Xing asked: "Is it Dudu?"
Tang Song smiled: "Yes, this little hedgehog is our family's Dudu."
Shen Lei asked: "Has Dudu married a wife?"
Tang Song: ...
Think about domestic violence.
Fortunately, he was led astray: "Father, what is 'marrying a wife'?"
Tang Song was a little hesitant, he didn't want to perfunctory the child, but he didn't know how to explain it more appropriately.
Shen Lei said: "Even Dudu will find a little hedgehog he likes and live with him."
"Like Dad likes Xingxing?"
"Like Daddy likes Daddy."
Fortunately, he blinked and probably understood.
Tang Song gave Shen Lei a blank look, smiled, and continued: "Dudu has a cute little house made of pine wood. One day, a small pine tower suddenly grew out of the pine wood..."
Shen Lei interrupted: "What is a pine cone?"
Tang Song hit him, "Are you an idiot?"
Shen Lei squeezed his hand, "You are not allowed to curse in front of your son."
Fortunately, he blocked his ears with his fleshy hands and pretended not to hear.
Tang Song lay down on the bed, "I won't talk about it, it's up to you to talk about it."
Shen Lei smiled, "Okay, let me tell."
Xingxing turned his head to this side, "Dad also tells stories?"
Shen Lei cleared his throat, and proved his strength with actions: "Little Songta grew up slowly, and one day he could speak suddenly. It asked Dudu, 'Will you be friends with me?' Dudu said..."
His voice was low, and there was a soothing power to it when he spoke slowly.
Xingxing yawned and slowly closed his eyes.
Tang Song was tired all day long and was sleepy, and fell asleep unknowingly.
Shen Lei gently took off the hearing aid for Xingxing, put it in a small box on the bedside table, and Xingxing would put it on by himself after waking up.
Then I got out of bed and looked at the little one, the fat doll was lying on the soft mattress, her fleshy little face was huddled together, sleeping like a little piglet.
Shen Lei kissed the baby and said softly, "Daddy loves you."
After watching quietly for a while, he leaned over and hugged his big heart.
Tang Song woke up when he moved, but pretended to be asleep, with his eyes closed and his eyelashes fluttering.
Shen Lei turned the person upside down, biting those soft lips.
From the children's room to the master bedroom, there are a total of more than ten steps, and it took 5 minutes to walk.
Tang Song also stopped pretending, and leaned on him cheekily.
It is rare to hold a good wife, Shen Lei is not polite, put her on the bed and enjoy it.
So, I went to take a shower again.
Shen Lei was dishonest while taking a bath, so he had to keep washing and washing.
The time for complete safety is close to zero.
The sleepiness of Tang and Song Dynasties passed, and I didn't feel like going to sleep, so I checked Weibo with my mobile phone.
Not surprisingly, their aliases became popular again, and some netizens ridiculed: "Now I'm used to seeing both of them on the hot search, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't see them for a week."
Netizens rushed to watch under the trumpet, especially Shen Lei's, and even his own fans were discussing it fiercely.
——"If it wasn't exposed by Tang Tang, I would never believe that this is the prince's trumpet!"
——"Thank you Tangtang, let us know a different prince!"
——"Hahahaha, the painting style of the trumpet prince is too amazing, right? No, I can't stand it anymore. I never did such sand sculptures in my second year of middle school!"
……
Tang Song smiled and clicked on Shen Lei's trumpet, wanting to see what the netizens said about the "magic painting style".
Since seven years ago, Shen Lei has posted at least one Weibo every day, and the content is related to "my baby". The beginning is often like this: "My baby is XXX again today." The ending is probably like this: "Today I love my baby more gone."
Even if we quarreled, the worst tone was just: "My baby did it again, so I'll do it when I go back!"
Very... sand sculpture.
Both Tang and Song blushed for him.
Shen Lei was next to him, holding his work mobile phone, and he didn't know what he was talking about.
Tang Song picked up his "little green boy" openly and unlocked it with his fingerprint.Shen Lei focused on his work and let him fiddle with it.
Tang Song wanted to try to see if he could see something different with his own account.
He turned from top to bottom, and was still smiling at the beginning. In order to confuse him, Shen Lei deliberately posted a few Weibo from Jiang Yu's point of view.The more you slide down, the more obvious his personal color becomes.
Netizens thought it was amazing, but Tang and Song knew that this was the real Shen Lei, a domineering, affectionate, delicate, and jealous ordinary man.
Seeing the back, his smile gradually faded.
He saw some words, those seemingly inconsistent words, but in Tang Song's eyes, they seemed to be reading Shen Lei's heart.
For example, when Shen Lei agreed to Song Changhe's request for "surrogate pregnancy", he wrote on Weibo: "I know he will be angry, puzzled, and sad, but I decided to do this anyway. Let him blame me, in exchange for his What I want - father's understanding, family support, and peace of mind for the rest of my life, it's all worth it."
For example, when Shen Lei saw that he was jealous when he was filming with another man, he would complain: "If it were me, if I knew that my partner would be jealous, I would definitely not take this job. Can't he give up his reason for me? Forget it. , this is the person you love, admit it!"
For example, during holidays, he can’t spend time with Shen Lei. Shen Lei generously sends him to the airport, and when it’s over, he will write on Weibo: “Oh, how I wish he could get off the plane and tell me that he won’t go back this year. , live with me. I think I will be crazy, I will kiss him hard, put him on the bed and do it a hundred times."
……
Shen Lei set these microblogs as "only visible to himself", like a beast licking its wounds alone, rarely revealing a fragile, bitter, and even slightly humble love that would never be shown in front of Tang and Song. .
There is still hope.He expects an equal return.
Tang Song was so uncomfortable and distressed, he threw away his phone and hugged the man beside him.
Shen Lei kissed him, "I hugged him suddenly, do you still want it?"
Tang Song raised his face, "Do you want to?"
Shen Lei raised his eyebrows, unexpectedly he was not beaten, nor was he called "Huangtangtang"?This daughter-in-law is a little abnormal.
He scanned the bed with his eyes, and saw that "Little Green Boy" was placed on Tang Song's side, next to "Little Blue Light".The screen didn't go off, it was his Weibo page.
Shen Lei showed a helpless smile: "See?"
"Yeah." Tang Song rubbed against him, obedient and soft.
Shen Lei teased him, "Do you love me more?"
Tang Song wanted to say love, but he felt that his love was nothing compared to Shen Lei's; he wanted to say sorry, but he knew that Shen Lei didn't need it.
"I will love you more." Tang Song promised earnestly.
Shen Lei squeezed his face, "Baby, you look like a little scumbag."
"I was serious!"
Shen Lei smiled: "Just talking is not enough, you have to do it."
Tang Song struggled for three seconds, lifted the hem of the pajamas, and took them off decisively.
Just do it!
Shen Lei looked at his white and tender flesh, and clicked twice: "Baby, is there nothing else in your head except yellow soup?"
Tang Song was irritated by his pretense, and showed his original shape, "You said it!"
Shen Lei lay down, "I mean let's do something serious, who said..." He touched Tang Song's chest, "It's stewed."
Tang Song blushed, and angrily took off his clothes and put them on himself, and then slapped him.
That's right, it's revenge.
As everyone knows, to Shen Lei, stripping clothes is not revenge at all, but fun.
He leaned against the head of the bed with his upper body shirtless like that, with a smirk on his face: "If the baby wants it, just say it, and I will fully cooperate."
Tang Song put on a stiff face and admitted that he had lost.Compared with his face, he will never be able to compare with this guy.
"Tell me, what's the business?"
"I want to turn our story into a movie."
Tang Song frowned, making it into a movie for everyone to watch?What a shame!
Shen Lei sighed: "Look, I already know that when you say you love me, you are actually a scumbag."
Tang Song gritted his teeth, "Shoot!"
Anyway, it's not him who is ashamed!
The film kings and the emperors reveal their vests to each other, which is a big melon-eating scene for netizens.
Tang and Song's trumpet is very easy to pick up, and you can only see the news of the last year. Every day, you will post about your cute pets and babies.
Fans held their hearts and praised:
"Tang Tang is so cute!"
"Strength Husband's Sandwich Candy!"
"It seems to know a more real Tang Tang!"
Shen Lei's side is different.
His trumpet was created around the same time as the Tang and Song dynasties, and it was specially used to show affection, and he wanted the whole world to know, so he didn't set permissions at all.
Fans spent the better part of the night flipping through it and then didn't know what to say.
——Is this really the prince?
—Are you sure it's not some little fool in love?
……
Shen Lei is unaware of the entanglement of the fans, and at this moment he is being abused by "Mrs. Shen".
Tang Song grabbed a long baguette-shaped pillow and chased him to beat him.
Shen Lei begged for mercy while running around the room: "Baby, I was wrong, baby, don't be tired, baby, I will never call you 'Mrs. Shen' again, how about calling you 'baby and his mother'?"
Tang and Song chased after him and tried harder, "Poverty, continue to be poor!"
The two children sat on the rug watching their fathers fight.
Xiao Yun had a big heart, thought they were playing a game, and clapped his little hands and giggled.
Fortunately, he is a sensitive child. He was quite nervous at first, but when he saw the smile on his father's face, he realized that they were not really fighting, so he laughed too.
Tang Song was afraid of scaring the child, so he teased Xing Xing and said, "Baby, cheer up Dad, today Dad will teach that stinky dad a lesson!"
"Yeah!" Xingxing nodded seriously, and clapped his hands with a smile, "Come on, Dad! Come on, Dad!"
Shen Lei snorted, "You little heartless person, who taught you to read Tang poems just now?"
Xing Xing thought about it, and grinned: "Smelly Daddy leaked oil! Smelly Daddy leaked oil!"
"Hahahaha..." Tang Song laughed and fell on the carpet, "Baby, who taught you?"
"Tada!" Xingxing said proudly.
Tang Song hugged his son and kissed him big.
Shen Lei also leaned over and hugged the father and son together.
Luck quit, ahhh.
Shen Lei stretched out his arms, and the family of four hugged each other.
Looking at the sweet smiling faces of the children, Tang Song was extremely satisfied.
This is the happy family he has been longing for.He didn't have the opportunity to have it when he was a kid, and now that he's a father and has the ability to create for his kids, that's good too.
The couple took the children to take a bath, and carried them to the room to put them to sleep.
Since Yunyun was brought to the imperial capital, Nian Gao's low bed was moved to the greenhouse to live with Dudu.
The little guy is very happy. Every night, he will take the initiative to run back to the greenhouse to sleep with Dudu. After dawn, he will come to reunite with his family with Dudu on his back.
There are special people in the greenhouse to take care of the two cubs, Tang Song is not worried.
Fortunately, he also moved out of the master bedroom and lived in the children's room with his younger brother.
The little guy was a little reluctant at first, but Tang Song said to him, "My brother is afraid of sleeping alone, fortunately, do you want to protect him?"
Xing Xing immediately puffed out her small chest, "Yes!"
Then, very willingly, I slept separately from my dads.
Yunyun is a very easy-to-carry baby, as long as he is fed.The little guy seldom cries, and even when he urinates, he just makes two sounds, reminding the adults of his condition.
Every time I wake up, I grin before I open my eyes, and the first expression I show to everyone is always a smile.
Netizens are saying that luck and luck to meet Tang Song and Shen Lei is "true luck".Tang Song felt that it was his luck to have two such good children.
After Yunyun drank the milk, he fell asleep after being coaxed twice.
Fortunately, he held up a small quilt to cover his brother with a sense of responsibility.
Tang and Song carried Xingxing to the small bed, covered her with a cool summer quilt, and told bedtime stories.
Shen Lei lay beside Xingxing, it was so big, it made the little guy look like a little soybean.Xing Xing looked at him with bright eyes, and Shen Lei also looked at him with bright eyes.
Tang Song said: "A long time ago, there lived a little hedgehog in a big forest."
Xing Xing asked: "Is it Dudu?"
Tang Song smiled: "Yes, this little hedgehog is our family's Dudu."
Shen Lei asked: "Has Dudu married a wife?"
Tang Song: ...
Think about domestic violence.
Fortunately, he was led astray: "Father, what is 'marrying a wife'?"
Tang Song was a little hesitant, he didn't want to perfunctory the child, but he didn't know how to explain it more appropriately.
Shen Lei said: "Even Dudu will find a little hedgehog he likes and live with him."
"Like Dad likes Xingxing?"
"Like Daddy likes Daddy."
Fortunately, he blinked and probably understood.
Tang Song gave Shen Lei a blank look, smiled, and continued: "Dudu has a cute little house made of pine wood. One day, a small pine tower suddenly grew out of the pine wood..."
Shen Lei interrupted: "What is a pine cone?"
Tang Song hit him, "Are you an idiot?"
Shen Lei squeezed his hand, "You are not allowed to curse in front of your son."
Fortunately, he blocked his ears with his fleshy hands and pretended not to hear.
Tang Song lay down on the bed, "I won't talk about it, it's up to you to talk about it."
Shen Lei smiled, "Okay, let me tell."
Xingxing turned his head to this side, "Dad also tells stories?"
Shen Lei cleared his throat, and proved his strength with actions: "Little Songta grew up slowly, and one day he could speak suddenly. It asked Dudu, 'Will you be friends with me?' Dudu said..."
His voice was low, and there was a soothing power to it when he spoke slowly.
Xingxing yawned and slowly closed his eyes.
Tang Song was tired all day long and was sleepy, and fell asleep unknowingly.
Shen Lei gently took off the hearing aid for Xingxing, put it in a small box on the bedside table, and Xingxing would put it on by himself after waking up.
Then I got out of bed and looked at the little one, the fat doll was lying on the soft mattress, her fleshy little face was huddled together, sleeping like a little piglet.
Shen Lei kissed the baby and said softly, "Daddy loves you."
After watching quietly for a while, he leaned over and hugged his big heart.
Tang Song woke up when he moved, but pretended to be asleep, with his eyes closed and his eyelashes fluttering.
Shen Lei turned the person upside down, biting those soft lips.
From the children's room to the master bedroom, there are a total of more than ten steps, and it took 5 minutes to walk.
Tang Song also stopped pretending, and leaned on him cheekily.
It is rare to hold a good wife, Shen Lei is not polite, put her on the bed and enjoy it.
So, I went to take a shower again.
Shen Lei was dishonest while taking a bath, so he had to keep washing and washing.
The time for complete safety is close to zero.
The sleepiness of Tang and Song Dynasties passed, and I didn't feel like going to sleep, so I checked Weibo with my mobile phone.
Not surprisingly, their aliases became popular again, and some netizens ridiculed: "Now I'm used to seeing both of them on the hot search, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't see them for a week."
Netizens rushed to watch under the trumpet, especially Shen Lei's, and even his own fans were discussing it fiercely.
——"If it wasn't exposed by Tang Tang, I would never believe that this is the prince's trumpet!"
——"Thank you Tangtang, let us know a different prince!"
——"Hahahaha, the painting style of the trumpet prince is too amazing, right? No, I can't stand it anymore. I never did such sand sculptures in my second year of middle school!"
……
Tang Song smiled and clicked on Shen Lei's trumpet, wanting to see what the netizens said about the "magic painting style".
Since seven years ago, Shen Lei has posted at least one Weibo every day, and the content is related to "my baby". The beginning is often like this: "My baby is XXX again today." The ending is probably like this: "Today I love my baby more gone."
Even if we quarreled, the worst tone was just: "My baby did it again, so I'll do it when I go back!"
Very... sand sculpture.
Both Tang and Song blushed for him.
Shen Lei was next to him, holding his work mobile phone, and he didn't know what he was talking about.
Tang Song picked up his "little green boy" openly and unlocked it with his fingerprint.Shen Lei focused on his work and let him fiddle with it.
Tang Song wanted to try to see if he could see something different with his own account.
He turned from top to bottom, and was still smiling at the beginning. In order to confuse him, Shen Lei deliberately posted a few Weibo from Jiang Yu's point of view.The more you slide down, the more obvious his personal color becomes.
Netizens thought it was amazing, but Tang and Song knew that this was the real Shen Lei, a domineering, affectionate, delicate, and jealous ordinary man.
Seeing the back, his smile gradually faded.
He saw some words, those seemingly inconsistent words, but in Tang Song's eyes, they seemed to be reading Shen Lei's heart.
For example, when Shen Lei agreed to Song Changhe's request for "surrogate pregnancy", he wrote on Weibo: "I know he will be angry, puzzled, and sad, but I decided to do this anyway. Let him blame me, in exchange for his What I want - father's understanding, family support, and peace of mind for the rest of my life, it's all worth it."
For example, when Shen Lei saw that he was jealous when he was filming with another man, he would complain: "If it were me, if I knew that my partner would be jealous, I would definitely not take this job. Can't he give up his reason for me? Forget it. , this is the person you love, admit it!"
For example, during holidays, he can’t spend time with Shen Lei. Shen Lei generously sends him to the airport, and when it’s over, he will write on Weibo: “Oh, how I wish he could get off the plane and tell me that he won’t go back this year. , live with me. I think I will be crazy, I will kiss him hard, put him on the bed and do it a hundred times."
……
Shen Lei set these microblogs as "only visible to himself", like a beast licking its wounds alone, rarely revealing a fragile, bitter, and even slightly humble love that would never be shown in front of Tang and Song. .
There is still hope.He expects an equal return.
Tang Song was so uncomfortable and distressed, he threw away his phone and hugged the man beside him.
Shen Lei kissed him, "I hugged him suddenly, do you still want it?"
Tang Song raised his face, "Do you want to?"
Shen Lei raised his eyebrows, unexpectedly he was not beaten, nor was he called "Huangtangtang"?This daughter-in-law is a little abnormal.
He scanned the bed with his eyes, and saw that "Little Green Boy" was placed on Tang Song's side, next to "Little Blue Light".The screen didn't go off, it was his Weibo page.
Shen Lei showed a helpless smile: "See?"
"Yeah." Tang Song rubbed against him, obedient and soft.
Shen Lei teased him, "Do you love me more?"
Tang Song wanted to say love, but he felt that his love was nothing compared to Shen Lei's; he wanted to say sorry, but he knew that Shen Lei didn't need it.
"I will love you more." Tang Song promised earnestly.
Shen Lei squeezed his face, "Baby, you look like a little scumbag."
"I was serious!"
Shen Lei smiled: "Just talking is not enough, you have to do it."
Tang Song struggled for three seconds, lifted the hem of the pajamas, and took them off decisively.
Just do it!
Shen Lei looked at his white and tender flesh, and clicked twice: "Baby, is there nothing else in your head except yellow soup?"
Tang Song was irritated by his pretense, and showed his original shape, "You said it!"
Shen Lei lay down, "I mean let's do something serious, who said..." He touched Tang Song's chest, "It's stewed."
Tang Song blushed, and angrily took off his clothes and put them on himself, and then slapped him.
That's right, it's revenge.
As everyone knows, to Shen Lei, stripping clothes is not revenge at all, but fun.
He leaned against the head of the bed with his upper body shirtless like that, with a smirk on his face: "If the baby wants it, just say it, and I will fully cooperate."
Tang Song put on a stiff face and admitted that he had lost.Compared with his face, he will never be able to compare with this guy.
"Tell me, what's the business?"
"I want to turn our story into a movie."
Tang Song frowned, making it into a movie for everyone to watch?What a shame!
Shen Lei sighed: "Look, I already know that when you say you love me, you are actually a scumbag."
Tang Song gritted his teeth, "Shoot!"
Anyway, it's not him who is ashamed!
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