Emperor: Author please let me die!

[story]

Author: Have you thought about it? Have you thought about it? [Smile]?

Li Wanji: I have always wanted to ask a question, but when I wanted to speak, I still swallowed it.

Author: Say!

Li Wanji: Who are you?

Author: ...Did you drink too much tea this morning?

Li Wanji took the teacup held high by his confidant eunuch, and took a sip: How do you say?

Author: The tea is all in your head...

Li Wanji: Pfft——

Author: You can even ask questions like "Who am I", you really are stupid [laughing]!

Li Wanji glanced coldly at the eunuch who did not change his expression even though his face was covered with tea and tea leaves, he frowned and made a face.

Only then did the confidant eunuch salute and leave.

Li Wanji continued to look at the never-ending excerpts: I remembered some clips, and you seemed to be included in them.

Author: Oh~ Really?Come and listen!

Li Wanji: You are a green boy, and there is a green girl beside you, but later, your green boy went to another green boy's side, and you...

Author: What's wrong with me?

Li Wanji: You will be blackened.

Author: ...and then?

Li Wanji: Do you need a follow-up?It's a pity I can't make it up.

author:……

Author: So do you remember anything else?

Li Wanji took out a fine-looking finger puller from under the desk, □□for a long time: What are you referring to?

Author: For example... something virtual.

Rising eyebrows: Internet, or the intelligence

Author: No. Why could you think about other things

Manage all kinds of machines: Forinstance

Author: Don't you want to know why I choreographed you?

Li Wanji: ... I don't know.

Author: Want to read a story?

With a swipe of the Chinese ink brush, he painted a thick stroke on the spotless bluestone bricks: ... it can't be my story, can it?

Author: Guess——

Li Wanji's breath stagnates: To be honest, I can't guess.

Author: In fact, it is a story about a series of virtual revenge by netizens after an Internet writer abandoned his job. Although it is novel, it is actually not much to watch.

Li Wanji: I'm interested now!

Author: OK!This story is not very long, but you have to listen carefully~

Li Wanji: Uh, is there anything in this story...that needs my attention?

Author: Well, if you don't answer to my liking, I will separate you and him!

Li Wanji: Okay, I'm listening, you can start now!

[dog blood]

Author: The story happened in a summer in 2017. A is an amateur writer who earns extra money by serializing suspenseful stories in magazines.Salary + extra money = property. Although the suspenseful stories written by A were not popular, they were not popular either, and it just caused a wave of A wind in a certain circle. The money A earns is barely enough to live on, and his life is neither salty nor dull. B is a fan of A's books—in fact, he is not a fan of books, because A will kindly upload the article on a certain literature website after giving it to the magazine—yes, B is a fan of A's pirated books!

Li Wanji frowned: This person is such a scumbag!

Author: Shut up!

Li Wanji: Okay, go on and say I shut up!

Author: B knows that his behavior like this hurts A's heart, but when he thinks of those bookworms wandering in the bookstore and those who are like himself frantically searching for pirated e-books, the panic in his heart subsides.And B even thought to himself, since A doesn't know himself, then it's understandable for him to do so!

Li Wanji was filled with righteous indignation: Shameless!

Author: Huh?

Li Wanji: I'm sorry that my comments are aimed at the memorial I reviewed, not in B!

Author: However, this leisurely life of 38-line small transparency is still broken!One day, A published a long, long article in his own small space, and people who followed A clicked uncontrollably.It turned out that although A's work had been sent to the magazine, due to the reputation of another great god, A's future works would not be published in the magazine.

Li Wanji: What happened?

Author: Are you talking nonsense? !

Author: C is the master of this magazine, the main focus is not suspense stories, but long fantasy stories.The male protagonist lives as a male protagonist, looks at the world with an extremely indifferent attitude, recruits a large number of technical talents in an incomprehensible way (A), and finally awakens temporarily unknown skills under the government's sudden attack on citizens...

Li Wanji: Uh...

Author: What do you think is the significance of this story written by this author?

Li Wanji: ...I don't think this story makes any sense.

Author: So A said a word, but unfortunately, this sentence was known by C.

Li Wanji: So C sneaked into A, so that A's work can no longer be published in the magazine?

Author: Yes.But A has the courage to persist in himself after so many years of being tepid, which shows that he is a very thoughtful and special person.Although blacklisted by the magazine, A, who has never delayed a manuscript, knows that he is not wrong, and his writing style is as serious as before. This is simply a very conscientious author, okay?But the feeling of being overwhelmed for no reason is definitely not something that can be described by the word "fuck-damn"!So through a series of twists and turns, A finally knows that everything is done by C now!

Li Wanji: So, A wrote that article?

Author: Hmm.

Author: Huh?You interrupted again, don't you want to die?

Li Wanji: Good promise not to interrupt!

Author: How should I put it... When C saw A's article, a thought "This guy is still very cute. I didn't do something wrong at the beginning and let him go. It's a big deal and I can't recruit him back..." .Of course, this sudden idea was quickly drowned in endless reminder emails.It wasn't until an article that shocked many people appeared in everyone's field of vision that C didn't think of A, the little author who had been hacked by himself.

Li Wanji: ...

——Your story is really...hehe...

Author: D is a loyal fan of A, so when D saw A's article, he immediately notified other fans of A, searched for enough information with all his strength, and spread the truth after knowing everything.

Author: D was naturally surprised for a long time when he found out about this incident, because this incident is not a big deal, but these fans still caught him off guard by being so serious.But...the more unprepared ones are yet to come.

Author: When D was doing this, he was looking for someone with more power (that’s what), so the editor directly under A didn’t know about it.But now, A's editor E knows the truth, and naturally tells the story of the incident from his colleagues. The statement issued by E is naturally not a big raindrop. The incident of a certain garden turned out to cover up the subsequent impact of this incident.Except for those fans who still dedicate their meager strength to their idols, only the parties involved secretly hesitated.

The long review time of the three memorials has passed.

Li Wanji rubbed his overworked and sore eyes: This story... is it over?

Author: Otherwise, you think my hands are oily, why am I waiting in front of the computer desk?

Li Wanji: ...So?

Author: So...in this story, which one do you think is me and which one is you?

Li Wanji: ... What? ! ! !

Author: That's what you see.Give me an answer, your explanation, and I don't want it.I'm leaving~~~

Li Wanji: Wait...