Ten Mile Room

It was not until many years later that Jiang Gezi discovered that he was actually the stupidest person in the world.

What he feels, thinks, and thinks are only his own thoughts.

Even Lao Sanxiang was not as simple as he thought.

There is always enough room for people. Under the polite and thoughtful customs of the world, what is hidden is the attribute of a profiteer who has been doing business for more than a dozen generations.

I've earned your money, what's wrong with bending over to laugh with you?What's wrong with keeping your head down?There is no shame in bowing your head for money, and there is no shame in bending over a penny.

After all, you can buy a few coriander sticks for a penny, so you can borrow a pot with a delicious taste.

It's always right to give a three-point smile when you meet someone.

He was foolish enough not to notice, but not long after Zhou Songchun arrived in Laosanxiang, he directly saw the truth and felt that his cultivation was not enough.

His displeasure can be seen on his face and in his eyes.

As for the people in Laosanxiang, except for those who are not on their guard, they will go straight. As for others, it is really impossible to tell if they have lost their minds and have a grudge.

People can quickly adjust their emotions even when they are angry, and they can always take money to cross the bridge to comfort themselves.

So the new skill he is practicing now is to smile when he meets people, and even if he is sad, he has to find some thoughts to comfort himself.

Otherwise, how difficult the day is!

He was forcibly expelled from the dim sum processing factory because of two boards of bad dim sum. He wanted to come back to sell it, but who would have heard Jiang Gezi's bizarre self-description?

What do you mean I have five hundred shops?Annual income of [-] guan?

What the hell is this little guy thinking?

Are you crazy?Aren't you a stupid and rich nouveau riche from the countryside?Are you asking for trouble for yourself?A commoner has more than 500 shops?Believe it or not, this group of straight-minded bureaucrats dare to check your taxes later?

I'm not afraid of tax inspections, but is it bothersome to deal with them?

Why is your identity embarrassing and ashamed?The title is not yours, or the land is not yours?Isn't military merit what you deserve?

Of course you should be proud of all the hard work you have done, you deserve respect, why hide it?Why do you still feel shy?

This is so awkward, no wonder my poor Highness has always been unable to get along with this person, and they are not on the same balance board at all!

Zhou Songchun entered the room, and after introducing himself with a smile, he looked at the group of Chu bureaucrats in front of him with a harmless smile. In fact, he was a little envious in his heart.

In countries such as Kyushu, each country has its own national style, and the national style of Chu State has been known for its cleanliness and toughness in recent years, which has a lot to do with their president Ning Dangzhao.

That guy's political methods are completely unconventional. He comes from a poor family and dominates power.

The royal family of Chu State has been suppressed by him and can't breathe.

However, in the past few years, the national economic growth rate of Chu State has always been the highest in Kyushu. Although it is just a little bit more than Zhongzhou every time, they are slowly pushing this country for the better.

It's not like them in Zhongzhou, where politics is full of glitz and emptiness of the past, but there are also inextricable entanglements everywhere, and dirty things that can't be seen are buried everywhere.

A mountain of monkeys, depending on the character of the monkey cub, one can know the style of the monkey king.

For example, Changhui County, why was it so troublesome before?That's because the bureaucrats ruled by the foreign surname Wang, they are not upright at all.

This is a holiday!Look at the seriousness of each of them.

I'm really envious!

The district judge was of course taken aback by this person who came in suddenly. She looked at Zhou Songchun in a daze, feeling rather weird in her heart, but she couldn't tell what was weird.

Is this person being rude?But why did she feel timid and a little afraid in her heart?

She also has a lot of knowledge, so she couldn't figure out the context of this person for a while, smelling the sweetness of the lotus seed paste brought by this person, and seeing the flour slag on his pants, he felt like Sitting casually... But she somehow felt that this... She seemed to be naturally afraid and respected, and tended to be lower, and should look up.

When she was in school, the mentors she was most afraid of seemed to have such an aura?But her teacher is 70 or [-] years old, how old is this one?

She looked left and right, and couldn't figure out what the relationship between this pole and this person was for a moment.

It's not like a class of people at all!

Zhou Songchun looked around with a smile, and saw these people sitting upright inexplicably. Then he became more serious, and slightly moved his body forward and said:

"Excuse me for being rude, please allow me to introduce myself. I am the founding emperor of Zhongzhou, the No. 20 grandson of Zhenguo General Zhou Ziren, the sixth-generation sacrificial incense, and Zhou Songchun, who is worthy of leading the five hundred sons of Yuyin. I am currently working in the capital of His Highness Li Ai. The position of the army's first guard chief..."

Someone accidentally dropped a teacup, and the tea soup flowed a long way along the seats.It was as if time had stopped suddenly in the room, and everyone who came was frightened.

It was suffocatingly quiet!

Only Jiang Gezi, who was born as a petty citizen, felt that what Zhou Songchun was pretending was too much. He turned his face away in embarrassment, feeling that his face was burning hot.

Is it interesting to tell people about this?Looks like he's kind of like that...

And he couldn't understand what Zhou Songchun was talking about, so please sit down!Incense?Return the descendants of the generals of the town!What kind of salary, what kind of five hundred sons?Is it a cut in the rivers and lakes?Do you want to come to Duan Tianwang Gaidihu, Pagoda Town River Demon!

The whole show...too pretentious...what the hell!

In fact, he is the only one who doesn't understand, uh, neither do the people in Laosanxiang, even Yanzi can understand it here.

Zhou Songchun said that he is an orthodox aristocrat, born in a noble family, and he is a 26-generation descendant of Zhengzhi with pure blood. His father is the heir of the family who leads the children of the family and directly worships the ancestors.Although he is the second son, compared to Lian Yanzi's monthly money of fifty guan, he is a noble son who subsidizes five hundred guan from the clan every month, also known as five hundred sons.

Although he is the second son in this generation, apart from his own brother, there are not many noble sons who can surpass him, except Qianguanzi, who is a descendant of the county king, and Wanguanzi, who is a descendant of a prince... His family background is so awesome.

Moreover, the family still follows the footsteps of their ancestors, and still waits under the oath to become the most trusted right-hand man of the descendants of the Li family. They are the nobles among the nobles, but they can't be mixed with the sons of the princes. His descendants are also born as nobles , and grandchildren are knights, never falling out of class.

How can this group of petty bureaucrats in government agencies have the opportunity to interact with people like him?It was also the first time for them to face such a scene. Although they are no longer serving the royal family, but such an accidental encounter, the basic etiquette should be there.

But what to do?It is impossible to kneel down to the nobles. After all, the times have changed, but how can this ceremony be done without losing the dignity of the country?

Pitiful for these few people who searched for memories, they only have TV dramas, books and other art-processed plots for reference.

Is it like in a TV show?You have to bow first, introduce yourself, hand out your business card...uh!The order seems to be reversed now?

Shall I knock on the door again?

After a long period of silence in the room, the district judge asked tentatively: "I don't know...can you issue a relevant certificate for us? I'm sorry! It's really rude!"

She apologized sternly.

Zhou Songchun was still smiling, but he didn't have the habit of wearing such a thing, and usually jade didn't wear a piece of it.

But it doesn't matter, he smiled and said to Huo An, the chief guard at the door.

"Show the officers' certificates to the gentlemen."

Huo An nodded, turned around and collected the subordinate's certificates, and took a thick stack of them with his hands and placed them on the district judge's desk.

The district judge nodded, picked up the documents with both hands, and flipped through them one by one. After reading them, she handed the documents to the colleagues around her for circulation.

When she began to look at it separately, she said with some embarrassment: "It's really..."

She hesitated, thought over and over again, and finally moved her body with all kinds of feelings in her heart, trying to stand up from the mat.

But Zhou Songchun hurriedly stopped him: "Don't! What era is this? Besides, there is a diplomatic office between you and me. It's wrong to do anything nowadays. Just act as if you don't know!"

The district judge nodded with a wry smile as if he had received an amnesty, and sat down again.

She said sincerely: "It's really rude!"

Zhou Songchun smiled and said with a special understanding: "Hey! It's okay! It's your unlucky fate. We really understand that Jiang Dudu has the same attitude as me. Just feel at ease about it!"

When he said this, the suffocating air pressure in the room disappeared miraculously.

Most of these small civil servants who can hold meager rights in Chu State are the new party. If the district judge stands up and salutes the old nobles first, if the news spreads...it will be wrong no matter what.

But it was impossible for Zhou Songchun to stand up on an equal footing and give her the respect of shaking hands.

Otherwise, Zhou Songchun was also wrong.

There was a slightly chubby gentleman by the door, his tone was a bit embarrassed and tentative: "Then... that's true?"

Haven't met you guys?

Zhou Songchun waved his hand indifferently and said, "You don't need to say anything, just understand it in your heart! This is really our family business. You are serious about your work and do your best. You have done a very good job.

Please don't worry, just go back and just say that you are here today, and you don't see anyone.I asked them to issue an official letter to protest, just to... um!How about this!The reason why the jurisdiction of the case is not clear, let's go through the procedure again. This case involves the family affairs of our Governor Jiang, or it is more reasonable for us in Zhongzhou to handle it, what do you think?Your Honor? "

"Governor!!" The district judge suddenly raised his voice, and then looked at Jiang Gezi in shock.

Scary to death, okay?Such a small governor?impossible?

The petty citizen Jiang Gezi suddenly became awkward again, he turned his head aside, pretending that he was blind.

Zhou Songchun smiled and pointed at Jiang Gezi beside him and said, "Hey! Don't talk about you, who can tell if it's not a special occasion? But~ Don't you guys feel familiar with the face of our governor?" He smiled more and more He said sinisterly: "After all, there is only one governor in Kyushu who looks like this!"

Now, they all recognized it, so they didn't dare to speak anymore.

Dr. Liao stood and handed the certificate back to Huo An with both hands. Seeing that the other party accepted it, he turned his face and said with a little hesitation: "Speaking of which, I just felt something was wrong, really? It seems that this... ...My lord? Where did we meet? But where? But I can't remember it...It is absolutely unexpected."

Zhou Songchun nodded with a smile: "Yes! At the beginning of the year, on the live broadcast of the Beiyan restricted area all over the world, our governor entered with the first batch of troops... I am dissatisfied with you all. Master Gu Wulian, who was the chief priest at that time, followed us ..."

Jiang Gezi finally turned his face and gave him a look and said, "Shut up!"

What are you doing to bully these honest people?Interested?

The district judge stared blankly at Jiang Gezi, and it took him a long time to abandon his legal guru, and said, "My mother, Goddess!"

It's not that Jiang Gezi is not famous, nor is he not impressive.It's just that the illusory world is too far away from reality, and no one has ever thought about it.

Huo An, the attendant standing at the door, glanced around the room with some complacency before exiting the room pretending to be serious.

But when he closed the door, he had the emotion of a villain's success, so his voice was slightly louder.

Zhou Songchun had been educated by an attendant since he was a few years old. As soon as he heard this, he knew that this guy had lost his duty, so he smiled helplessly and shook his head thinking.

This quality is really not on the table, not to mention the dead swallow's Chen Song, even Master Gan's Qi Ren can't compare, these newcomers under His Highness's subordinates still have to clean up after a while.

And the arrogant and disrespectful Xiao Wu clerk's hands were shaking. He wanted to say something, explain or apologize, but found that everything he said was wrong. He even thought that if it was put in ancient times , I am afraid that I will be directly pulled down, at least I will be exiled.

Long live the Great President!Hurray must be!

That's right, most of Chu's new party was born as a commoner, and the roots can be changed, but the bones want to be changed, and some buffer period is needed after all.

Dr. Liao saw that these young people were a little too frightened and lost the dignity of the country, so he stood up with a smile, walked up to Jiang Gezi and the others, and presented his business card for a detailed self-introduction.

He has some knowledge and tried his best to be neither humble nor overbearing.

After his introduction, these little civil servants from Pucang suppressed their shock, stood up and took out their business cards from their pockets, and introduced themselves to the two quasi-noble lords seriously. Kneeling down, I no longer dared to pick up the teacup in front of me and drink something to moisten my throat.

These two parties also represent the decency of their respective countries. When they meet in this scene, it is really uncomfortable to bow their heads, let alone raise their heads.

As for the two children whom they have been worried about, no one mentioned it again. In fact, all the problems they were worried about are not a problem now.

Is that still a problem for these two?Not to mention the Imperial Pearl, it is the best clan school in Kyushu. If the Governor-General of Jiang wants to, his sister can go to it.

In the ensuing conversation, the district judge didn't say a word, but Dr. Liao, who had no political background, began to ask questions in a somewhat free tone.

He laughed: "Oh! It's really unexpected. I've lived for most of my life, and I'm dissatisfied with you! This is the first time I've dealt with noble lords, hahaha... I'm going to brag to them when I go back this time."

Jiang Gezi sat there helplessly, throwing the real estate certificates one by one into the box. He was so embarrassed to see this pile of things.

The group of people in the room just thought they were blind and didn't see what he was doing.

Seeing that he was disappointed, Zhou Songchun pushed his broken dim sum over amusedly and said, "Why don't you try this? I made it with my own hands. Although the skin is a bit torn, it still tastes good."

Jiang Gezi glared at him, but raised his head and said to Dr. Liao seriously, "You'd better go out and don't say anything!"

Doctor Liao looked at Jiang Gezi in confusion.

But Zhou Songchun picked up his broken dim sum, took a bite cherishingly and said, "Tsk, I really... don't know what to buy! It's so delicious, I've eaten it better."

Jiang Gezi didn't care about the meaning of his words, and explained very seriously: "Some other things are involved here... His family..." He wanted to tell the truth, we belonged to Beiyan who left in embarrassment, and now his family also It's useless, don't listen to him.

But before he finished speaking, Dr. Liao suddenly said loudly: "Oh! I really want to try it. I bought dim sum here a few times when I came to Laosanxiang. Speaking of which, I like jujube paste very much. Is there such stuffing in here?"

Zhou Songchun smiled and shook his head: "No."

Dr. Liao laughed, walked quickly to the front and knelt down seriously, picked up a piece of pastry and took a big bite, covered his mouth, and after chewing seriously, he said with a smile: "The lotus seed paste is also very delicious. .”

Zhou Songchun raised his face to look at the poor political idiot, he could only smile and pat him on the shoulder and comfort him, "Don't worry! Leave this matter to me."

Jiang Gezi looked at him, then at the group of people in front of him, and finally nodded helplessly and said, "It's up to you."

After speaking, he stood up and left.

Seeing him leave, Zhou Songchun sighed and said to the people in the room: "It's also our governor's unlucky luck. Isn't something wrong? Why should we be appointed as the guardian? How cruel!

Look at how people stand here, you can't talk about it if it's blocked!Saying it is all calculations!It’s not true if you accept it, it’s not true if you don’t accept it, that... Although she is considered a mother, it depends on who she is dealing with, hum!Worse than bloodless neighbors! "

"Yes... yes, think about it carefully, it's really ruthless! The revenge has been avenged, and the two children have a future, but this... my mother god, we are also being tricked into this, right?!"

"Finally figured it out?"

"Hi! I don't know who this trip is for..."

"It doesn't matter who it is, what the responsibility is, you have done enough."

The rain was still falling, and Jiang Gezi stood in the yard, holding a tool, and continued to paint on the white wall seriously.

Quietly, it sounded like he understood a little bit, so he only felt that he was an idiot, and his mood was a little complicated.

So, in the future, I have to study and pretend to be Dafa, is this the right way in the world?

This is too fucking vicissitudes!

Don't underestimate this person, Zhou Songchun's ability to handle affairs is indeed better than him, and he really learned a lesson, it has nothing to do with whether he is smart or not.

It doesn't matter whether he has two lives or not, but he has never been involved in political thinking at all, and all the environments he has experienced have not given him a political brain.

I don't know how long it took, Zhou Songchun sent the group of Chu people away from the back street with a smile, and took his own broken snacks as a gift in return, and made several big bags for them by himself.

In order to show their innocence, these people in Chu State paid the money seriously according to the market price.

When he returned to the middle courtyard with a smile on his face, he saw that Jiang Gezi was still painting the walls in anger.

So he walked over and asked, "Yo! Are you angry?"

Jiang Gezi said calmly, "No."

Zhou Songchun nodded, followed behind him and patiently explained to him.

"You shouldn't worry about this matter, isn't it because Qi Ren is not here! Anyway, is it my fault to interfere with your family affairs..."

He formally apologized to Jiang Gezi, but Jiang Gezi just gave him a strange look and continued to draw pictures of his big white wall.

hypocritical!

Zhou Songchun shook his head helplessly, and had to explain to him with a smile: "Oh! You are really an ancestor, you see... either they make trouble for us, or we make trouble for good people afterward! Don't take it to heart! Go, just send them abroad tomorrow. I know a school for ladies in the Western Continent is pretty good. Changing your name and surname is good for everyone. If you believe me, I'll help you find a good family to adopt. It's all done. They must not be wronged."

"Why the Western Continent?"

"Why the Western Continent? Hey! It's not that I have an investment there. It just so happens that my agent and his wife want to adopt a pair of soft and well-behaved daughters."

Jiang Gezi dropped the board in his hand, took the towel handed over by Huo An and wiped his hands, and returned to the eaves with Zhou Songchun, and the two sat casually, watching the rain while thinking about their own things.

It was a long time before Jiang Gezi said, "I know she's plotting against me."

"Still thinking about it?"

"No, I just feel sorry for her, and come and go to make calculations about her..."

Holding a cup of hot tea, Zhou Songchun nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, so a good man must be rewarded! We just came out of Beiyan's restricted area, and we don't know the inside story, but it's still a big trouble to serve His Highness. He is a good person, let him go!"

"What do you think I was thinking just now?"

"Don't ask me."

"Heh... you're also mad, right?"

"I think there are a few mothers in this world who can risk their lives for the future of their children. You don't have this blessing, and I don't have this blessing, right! There is one thing I can't make up your mind for you .”

"kindness?"

"Just... that corpse seems to be still frozen in the warehouse of our Changhui yamen. How do you fix it?"

A large string of water droplets gathered by the rain curtain fell violently from the leaves of the privet tree overhead.

Jiang Gezi was silent for a moment before saying, "Aren't they quite responsible? Why don't they take care of this?"

"...my master! Just let him go! He is a small official, and he managed to get into the country's highest court. In a sense, this old third lane is controlled by his authority. , It’s always right to be vigilant when we walk, it’s this time... Ants are not enough to be afraid of, but there are too many of them~ I’m also itchy.”

Speaking of this, he sighed with some worry: "I don't know, what does Your Highness think, is there any difference between us here and Beiyan? Isn't it..."

Nothing can be done.

Jiang Gezi looked at him, stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, that guy in your family is just a dog that doesn't bark,"

It hurts him to bite!

"Hey...that's what you said."

"After the cremation, let's have a sea sacrifice! Her parents are over there!"

"it is good!"

As they were talking, a familiar haha ​​came from outside the door.

Not long after, Uncle Huang, Leader Xue, and Grandpa Duan entered the house with rattan baskets wrapped in thermal insulation cotton in their hands.

Grandpa Duan sat on the porch with a smile on his face, opened the rattan basket, took out the hot stewed vegetables and said, "Grandpa Gan, please help my family to taste these dishes, hey! His family will be selling these after opening in a few days." !"

Jiang Gezi felt at ease when he saw them.

He poked his head around and saw several plates of stewed lotus root slices, dried tofu, pig tails, and bone meat... As soon as the lid was opened, the aroma from the corridor came out.

Leader Xue took out a wine bottle from his old jacket, and when he opened the lid, the aroma of the wine came out along the corridor.

Jiang Gezi smelled it, and immediately felt that the old man in Laosanxiang was so considerate that he didn't want it. He just needed a few sips of old wine to clear up the hatred in his heart.

However, after eating the old wine and snacks, there was another knock on the door in the front yard, and a familiar voice came in from outside.

"Zhou Songchun! Open the door! I know you are here! Don't hide...I know you are hiding here!"

Jiang Gezi's hand holding the wine glass froze inexplicably, and he suddenly thought of a pair of yellowed pants and a lump of fat flying in the sky.

Zhou Songchun swallowed the old wine in his hand, and said with a sneer: "Don't drink it, just let him call."

Jiang Gezi glanced at him strangely, then asked with a smile, "What? Are you still afraid of him?"

Zhou Songchun shook his head slightly, reached out for the wine bottle and said, "I'm afraid of him? You're almost as afraid of him!"

"What do you mean?"

"She is your aunt now, tell me, do you want to open this door or not?"

Damn no!Laozi is the savior after 500 years!What's the matter?