Ten Mile Room

Anyone who reported the funeral at their door early in the morning would be shocked.

Qi Ren hurriedly entered the house, and said that there were two people kneeling in front of the house, wearing sackcloth and filial piety, Jiang Gezi was a little confused, and didn't know what happened.

After Qi Ren finished speaking, he realized that I still have an identity, and this identity has relatives, young and old.

The old lady of Jiang's family is gone, and I don't know what happened, but I suddenly thought of him over there.

Those two at the door have something wrong, or are they crazy, and they are kneeling to report the funeral for his peers?

It is true that he is a bloodline grandson in the grand ceremony, but he has been adopted a long time ago!

It's no wonder he can go, he rushes to be a grandson when he's full and has nothing to do?The brain nerves over there are short-circuited, don't they understand that with their current ability, they have to laugh and swallow when they feed them □□.

There was another quarrel downstairs, as if someone was fighting at the back door.Jiang Gezi hastily put on his clothes and went downstairs, only to find out after he went out that the war outside the door was over?

Jiang Gezi's blood cousin was dragged by two burly men at the entrance of the alley, while his blood father was waiting there with an embarrassed expression on his face to apologize to him.

He probably ran all the way here after getting the news. The man was sweating, and his shoes flew out.

He was very thin and not in good spirits, his cheeks were sunken on both sides, and his hair was all white. He was running so fast that his hair was twisted into strands and dripping water, and his chest was still heaving violently.

Seeing Jiang Gezi, he pinched his waist with one hand, supported the wall beside him with the other and gasped, "You, you...you don't have to deal with things over there! You have nothing to do with anything over there!"

Of course it's none of my business, Jiang Gezi nodded resolutely, seeing him in a mess, finally asked him kindly: "Would you like a glass of water?"

Jiang Gain was really thirsty. These days, he was carrying all the pressure alone. When the old lady left, he thought he could be relieved?

Heh~ The facts told him again that this was a dream.

Qi Ren cleverly ran to the back and brought out a cup of warm water.Jiang Zeng thanked politely, and gulped it down.

I was still thinking, cough, it’s not easy!

I can count on drinking the water on my son's door.

He has thought through a lot of things in the past few years, and he has accumulated thousands of words in his heart.Before meeting Jiang Gezi, he had always wanted to sit down and have a good chat with him, but when he saw this kid again, he saw that he was doing so well, so good that everything he said was flattering, and he expressed any attitude. All with impure purpose.

So he politely returned the cup, thanked him again, pinched the seam of his trousers with his fingers, and said very ashamedly: "Although you may not care too much, but... Nannan."

Jiang Gezi frowned, and he quickly made up: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Mr. Jiang, actually, I actually wanted to say sorry to you a long time ago, heh~ Whether you care or not, I feel that I owe you this... "

He bowed to Jiang Ge, Jiang Ge smiled and dodged politely.Of course he didn't care, and he had no right to forgive anyone on behalf of Jiang Nan.

He waved his hand and said, "Well, is there a funeral in your family?" After drinking the water, hurry up and leave.

Jiang Gain, who had known what he would do for a long time, smiled helplessly. There was not much sadness on his face, and he also showed a kind of relief that he didn't notice and said: "En! Don't bother me, it's actually me Mother went there early this morning."

Jiang Gezi politely comforted him: "Then~ my condolences will change?"

His tone is polite and alienated, like an old neighbor who is not familiar with him, just acquaintance, just polite condolences in benevolence and etiquette.

Jiang Gain tried his best to suppress his emotions, and thanked Jiang Gezi in a normal way: "It's not sad to be sad. Some people can always live their lives and no one likes her. Forget it, I'm not very good... Thanks."

Another person came running from a distance, holding a shoe in his hand and putting it on Jiang Gain. Jiang Gain explained awkwardly to Jiang Gezi: "The family is full of women and children, this~ this is an apprentice in my studio. They You are learning garden design from me..."

Jiang Gezi looked at this burly man and thought to himself, even if this guy takes apprentices, he takes in fresh and refined ones.

He raised his chin and let out an oh, and that was it for the two of them.They have nothing to recall, even the memory of sitting on the bench in a daze together is a long time ago.

He stood at the door and watched Jiang Gain leave, neither angry nor angry, he felt that compared to the lifeless person who looked like a walking corpse before, this person is unexpectedly alive now.

He is very smart and knows how to get along with him. He has a good sense of scale, and he will not have the intention to enter the house, so Jiang Gezi has a better impression of him.

Jiang Gezi felt that it was a passerby who was nothing, and when it passed, it passed, and there was no need to remember it.

But no one expected that the efforts of the Jiang family of the Laoduan Company in Changhui County really turned them into a common childhood memory of a certain generation in this small city.

For a period of time after that, people came to Jiang Gezi almost every day, throwing melons to him piecemeal.

After hearing a lot of gossip, Jiang Gezi inevitably became curious.

A few days later, Yu Dongchi finally finished his chores in Changhui County, and moved into Laosan Lane quite consciously with his luggage.

This one also has a standard, the standard of being a son-in-law.He was so impolite, he chose the room by himself, set aside his special area, and even added a miniature refrigerator in Jiang Gezi's bedroom to store his favorite truffle ice cream.

No kidding, he doesn't eat a bite of the ice cream he likes, but this guy is such a rascal who expands his territory in his own way, just like a cat.

After finishing his work that afternoon, he would sit on the porch with the idle fuzzy Jiang Gezi and gossip.

Jiang Gezi likes to get hairy, and he even found out about Grandma Duan in the alley to tell jokes about eating melons, and everyone got hairy together.

The melon is a new melon in Beiyan's experimental field this year. It is said to be the sweetest in the world and has the best taste.

Grandma Duan didn't know the price, so she gnawed two pieces unceremoniously, wiped her mouth and said, "You don't know, grandpa! It was so lively, and the latrine was like a latrine at home. It's such a big deal that my mother died." , thinking that the third child in his family would pay for it, but the third child is not stupid, and he is not his mother alone, so he doesn't give out any extra money.

That's right, the same children are fed the same, and no one is missing a mouthful of milk, so why does the third child pay for it alone?Just because he is rich?Doesn't make sense, right?

You said it was a big deal, the sacrificial shed was set up at the eldest son’s house, and a group of helpers from the old company went to the hospital, but the hospital didn’t give the old man’s body, saying it owed some rescue fees, and Dead body freezing fee..."

Yu Dongchi's hand holding the teacup was trembling. Such a strange thing is really rare, and he dare not do it in big dramas.

He also asked very seriously: "Old lady, what you said involves morality, this old family, oh, I mean, how many children does the old man have?"

Jiang Gezi glanced at him strangely, and Yu Dongchi felt that his eyes were very strange.

The old lady Duan replied: "Six, two daughters and four sons. Their family conditions are good. When the old lady was alive, the family bought a good house in the outer city. All of them are good properties with more than a hundred houses. You~ Don’t know? In fact, the fourth child in his family is that one, that one! Hey! It’s the one who fell to his death!”

She nodded at Jiang Gezi with her chin: "Then what, my grandpa's that! According to his seniority, that's his Uncle Yao..."

Jiang Gezi nodded: "Yes! I know."

Yu Dongchi was shocked when he heard the words, and only then did he understand that his Pigeon called the old Mrs. Duan to the house, served hot tea and snacks, and served a special watermelon, and it turned out to be listening to the gossip of his native family?

How free is the great savior?

The savior is so boring, Jiang Gezi cross-legged and gossips with a smile: "Aren't his family relatives, old and young? No one will talk about it?"

The old Mrs. Duan also enjoyed inquiring about it very much. Although she had never been there before, it was as if she had witnessed what happened there with her own eyes, and she observed every detail clearly.

The old lady slapped her legs and raised her voice sharply: "Are you spending money to cut the meat? Others say that you can save a piece of meat? What you said, if the kind of people in his family are afraid of being talked about, there is no you..."

The old lady suddenly felt that it was inappropriate, she smiled mischievously, and stretched out her hand to pick up another piece of melon.

This melon is so sweet.

Changhui County is a very small place, and most of the people here have relied on those few established companies for their survival for generations.So when it comes to whose family is who, the older generation knows the family history of at least three generations.

The old Mrs. Duan put down the melon, and began to talk about the genealogy of the family members over there.

What she said was so satisfying, Jiang Gezi didn't remember Grandpa Jiang Nanzu's name, this old lady knew it.

She learned from how the brothers quarreled, how they fought afterwards, what they said, what they scolded... how the old father called the police, the eldest daughter-in-law rolled in the street, and the two sisters-in-law were beaten by several The sister-in-law fights in groups, and the most honest third child sits in town with lawyers and bodyguards. He just doesn't spend money!

In fact, it's not that it doesn't cost money, they just want fairness.

But now that he is engaged in art, he is rich, and his brothers and sisters are unwilling to be equal, and they can't give fairness. Later, the old man burned the sacrificial shed in a fit of anger, and wanted to burn himself to death. In this way, as soon as the big water pipe was flushed, the sacrificial shed that came on credit collapsed instantly.The police station arrested the old man again for arson...

In his previous life, Jiang Gezi was the kind of person who liked to watch mother-in-law dramas. As for Yu Dongchi, his impression of the streets and alleys was that he had some training on Earth.

The two of them were listening to old stories in the streets and alleys, but Qi Ren and Zhou Songchun lived in this courtyard, and by the way, there was also the fairy-like Lian Yanzi.

When the old lady found out that the unattainable little nobleman was pouring tea for her, there were already a group of "innocent" children sitting on the porch.

One by one, they sat upright as if they were in a class in a college, with bright eyes.

Yu Dongchi followed the old lady's eyes and looked back, only to see that the corridor was full of people at some point.He had to find something for these guys to do, it was too much time.

The way the old lady told them was quite interesting to Qi Ren and the others, and they had no channels to listen to these things before.

The world economy outside is much better. Whether it’s the sprouts or the children from the new army, at least they all come from upper-middle-class families.

Otherwise, the cost of higher education is a heavy burden for ordinary families.

For an ordinary family, ten guan is a lot of money, and it must be entrusted to the bank to be at ease. However, making dumplings at home is counting and cooking.

The old lady was taken aback by the number of audience members. When she saw the little nobleman pouring water, she quickly covered the cup with her palm and said she was not thirsty, but then lifted the teapot and poured it for herself. She drank three cups before calming down.

Lian Yanzi obediently sat next to Yu Dongchi, looked at the old lady Duan with some urgency and asked: "You continue to talk, what happens next?"

The old Mrs. Duan saw that the audience was different, well, she was going to change the way of speaking.

She said, "Hey, what else? It's all about the money! If you're my age you'll know that money is really useless! Isn't it? It's just a pile of paper, waste paper! The newspaper said it was dirty, and it was full of bacteria, right? What do you think you can get in exchange for money? You can’t get anything in exchange, right? First of all, it can’t be exchanged for health, right?”

She looked at Lian Yanzi, but Lian Yanzi hadn't touched cash with her hands for two years.He could only nod in agreement, saying that banknotes are indeed useless waste paper.

The old lady became complacent, and she said loudly: "That's right! This person can't be wicked, can he? This lack of virtue can't be seen by human eyes, but Goddess Pei Na always keeps the books for you, right? Did you say Mr. Little?"

The old Mrs. Duan had a deep affection for Lian Yanzi, and she was asking Lian Yanzi again.

Careful and vengeful, extreme and sensitive, Lian Yanzi nodded sanctimoniously and said: "Yes, all sins have consequences. The Mother Earth only protects children with high moral character. She opens the gate of heaven to them and gives them everything they want." life."

"That's not it! I usually look like nothing, but I can't bear it when I see something unsatisfactory. When I meet poor people, I also want to help. A few days ago, there was a little girl crying in front of the store. I lost my wallet..."

The old lady wanted to take the opportunity to confess herself.Lian Yanzi didn't want to care about the old lady's morality. He was very curious, so he quickly stroked the old lady's forehead and patted the old white hair on the old lady's head according to the customs of the witches, and finally said kindly: "Your kindness will be rewarded." Pei Ning's smile, what about the future of that family?"

The old lady was a little dizzy, and it took a long time to find her senses and said: "Later~later, ahem~ Later, the children of that family said that the old lady was rich, with more than 1000 pennies. The police station hospital asked them first On the mat, after you finish the funeral, you can share it equally.

But they didn't want to give it, they kept saying that the old lady had money over and over again, but the whole family cut the old lady's clothes to shreds, so they didn't find any money!Heh~ this person, how much he eats and drinks is predestined, what the old lady did is a bit too much... this time is good, whoever dies is not brought home by the children, wait a few days Walking with a few bags of filial sacrifices for the children, what do you think is the use of so much money?This person still has to be virtuous, right? "

The perception of the elderly must be different from that of the young. The old lady's eyes turned red when she said this.

"Poor thing, it's too bad to spend half your life working for your sons and daughters. How cold is it in the hospital refrigerator?" She looked around with embarrassment and said in a low voice, "The old Mrs. Liu next door said, carry it from the emergency room. I don’t wear anything on my body, just a piece of cloth, oh, I can’t even think about it, whoever dies is pitiful!”

No one explained to the old lady that the thing in the morgue was called a freezer and not a refrigerator.This person is dead, so it's not pitiful. Anyway, I don't know anything, so I don't care about where to wear clothes?

But the old lady was caressing. She felt that a life without thirteen layers of funeral clothes, without sacrificial food, and without praise in the sacrificial shed deserved to go to hell.

Thinking of this, she fumbled in her pocket and suddenly confessed to Jiang Gezi: "Grandpa."

Jiang Gezi looked up at her: "En?"

The old lady pinched the corner of her clothes with some embarrassment and said: "There is something, I have to confess to you. I... Last time in the store, I sold a few packs of pastries that were about to expire. What……"

Jiang Gezi is not a witch, nor is he a priest of the earth, so he pointed at Lian Yanzi and said, "I don't care about this matter. I take care of plants, and he is in charge of people."

Satisfied, he stood up, stretched his waist and said, "I think the matter with their family is endless, don't you think so?"

Grandma Duan thought and jumped back to the original way and nodded: "No, I don't know how to cook. I heard your third brother nagging that it would be useless even if they found the old lady's money! The lady's money and the old man's The child is a joint property, and the old lady has no income and no inheritance to distribute to her children. The current situation in his family is that no one knows where the old lady hides the money, nor does she know which bank the money is in. But if you want to check the accounts at the bank, you need the signatures of the old man and all the children, and then entrust it to Mr. Lawyer for the bank to check..."

The old lady Duan said with a satisfied expression, "Retribution! Your third brother said it, and they only remembered that the old man was arrested now. The Mother Earth opened his eyes, right? Your third brother said that The old man didn’t sign his name when he died, and neither did the third child in his family. I was so pissed off by those wicked people. Haha, it’s really retribution. You don’t have to wait until you die to settle accounts! My melons are so sweet, where did you buy them? ? Turn around and ask your third brother to give me the whole point."

She talked about your third brother, but she forgot that there was a country emperor, a country prince, a country witch, and the trivial crowd around her, most of whom were high-ranking military officers.

I don't know when it started. This group of people came out and went in Laosanxiang. Everyone was afraid at first, but then they got used to it.

Waiting for this alley to gradually prosper, the streets and alleys are full of artists and everyone wandering around all day, people will become numb.

The people in Laosanxiang, as if they took in Team Leader Xue together many years ago and lived together with a secret for decades, their nerves are still so rough, it doesn't matter who you are, your own life will go on.

Sometimes when I see those noble people, I will greet them with a smile and ask the last question, have you eaten?Didn't eat it?Come to my house to eat!

So not only Jiang Gezi is nostalgic for this place, but Yu Dongchi, even Yanzi, Qi Ren, and even Mr. Mao Jian don't hate this place, and they want to make a home here for the rest of their lives.

The old lady hugged the two melons, and left the house muttering that this person cannot be wicked.

Jiang Gezi watched her leave, and suddenly felt relieved. He thought that the child could finally rest in peace.Let's see how those people who were immoral were mixed here back then, um... Thinking of this, he wanted to do something.

He turned his head and waved to Qi Ren.

Qi Ren looked like he had eaten too much, he trotted over, and heard his highness ask him: "I remember our Beiyan TV station is still good, right?"

Qi Ren nodded: "Yes, sir, our documentaries are the best in the world, with the highest fees."

Jiang Gezi rubbed his chin: "Very good! Nowadays, the society is changing a lot, and we Beiyan must focus on entertainment, and the moral education of the masses is the top priority! So ~ take this family as an example, and give them a A moral education program."

There is such a program?Qi Ren was a little confused.

Why not?The earth is full of stories about this and that, and all in all... this kind of ordinary stories about ordinary people will definitely become popular.

Jiang Gezi stretched out his hand, and waved it very grandly: "What Zhongzhou Radio Station, National Law, and Beiyan Focus have all been sent here, don't be afraid to spend money, money is waste paper! Morality is a serious issue, you tell them, just say me That said, tell them to report for duty, dig deep into the truth, and let the masses see clearly whether this is the loss of human nature or a distortion of morality..."

He talked eloquently, and the more Qi Ren heard it, the more frightened he became. What's wrong with this family that they want to be famous all over the country?

Yu Dongchi floated tremblingly behind these two people... It's too scary... It's too scary... It's distorted, it's distorted if you don't look at it right away! !

Where none of them saw it, even the swallow was slowly moving against the base of the wall!