Ten Mile Room

The day of burial for the old class leader was just the first snow. According to the rules of Laosanxiang, Jiang Gezi decided not to spend the last year this year. He would observe filial piety for the old man for six months.

The weather is cold today, but half of the city's people went to Changqing Mountain to see them off.

With such a great momentum and such a sad scene, Jiang Gezi just couldn't feel sad. He knew that the expensive box inlaid with jewels and jasper contained the corpse of an old sow, and it was an old sow of foreign breed.

"Tell me, how many people in this world can see your own funeral? Young man, do you think I am very lucky! There are so many people who come to see me off! Look at my popularity, they really like me .”

Leader Xue's soul fluttered around Jiang Gezi, admiring him. He was a small-minded person. After muttering for a while, he began to seriously look at who came and who didn't.

After counting around, he really found a few hypocritical and very heartless white-eyed wolves.So he came back full of anger and complained to Jiang Gezi: "Grandpa, I can see it clearly. In the past, Grandpa Xue yelled one by one, but they were all fake, and they were all for the money in my pocket~ Now it's good." , They didn’t show their faces when I died, and the whole family didn’t come~ Tsk tsk~ The subsidies I gave in private in those years are like feeding the dogs!”

Jiang Gezi was curious, so he asked, "Who is it?"

"You don't know him, from Niujiaotou Dazayuan. Hey! It's also my fault... I have no children. I wanted to find someone to carry the coffin. Hey~ I shouldn't have started that!"

Jiang Gezi looked at the young soul in front of him with a complicated expression.That's right, in Team Leader Xue's heart, he has never been old, so when he dies, his soul is still the same as when he was young.

He really has the character of an immortal.

He lowered his head and muttered for a while, then raised his head and said loudly to Jiang Gezi: "It's bad, sir."

Jiang Gezi asked without strength to laugh, "What's the matter?"

"I forgot to tell Chuan'er and them, where is my savings book!"

"Forget it, forget it, your Chuan'er and the others are richer than you. Now the income from a few performances can cover your whole life. They don't wait for you to use the rice."

"What! What I give is what I give, what they earn is theirs, that's different..."

There's so much nonsense here~ Jiang Gezi frowned and sighed silently.

The old class leader's body couldn't resist after all, and he didn't light up a star for Beiyan until he died. He didn't lose it the night he entered the finals.

Didn't Lian Yanzi go with him? He wanted to send the old class leader away on the spot, but it was strange that, with such a big witch, the spirit of the old class leader was so strong that he didn't respond at all.

They had no choice but to quietly incinerate his body and bury him at sea according to his last wish.Another big pig was burned overnight in Duncan, and stuffed into the urn he brought.I really couldn't cry, so I brought this old guy back. I was so sad that I didn't have a place to vent, so I brought this old guy back.

You said you should come back when you come back, just talk about your last wish quickly, and then clean up your mind, would you go to heaven early, but he just didn't say anything, just wandering around every day to see what's new.

Finally, I was excited to attend my funeral.

Jiang Gezi looked at the young soul in front of him with a complicated face.Uncle Huang said that he is good-looking, yes! It is really good-looking, so pleasing to the eye, you can immediately think of the legend of the Nuwa who made man on earth.

It is said that the Empress Nuwa felt that she was lonely, so she made a villain out of mud, but she was tired and tired of pinching people, and didn't want to do handicraft classes, so the empress found a vine, found a When the sewage pool is pumped, the muddy spots that are pumped out are also human beings.

Seeing the young class leader Xue, Jiang Gezi had the feeling that this was the first batch of human beings produced by Empress Nuwa, and the others might just be muddy ideas drawn out.

The young and beautiful soul blinked at Jiang Gezi with the most seductive eyes in the world and asked, "Master, why don't you speak?"

It is said that the eyes of actors have been practiced, and now it seems that this is true.Being stared at and blamed by such beautiful eyes, Jiang Gezi's helpless little heart suddenly felt pity.

He explained helplessly: "I~ just feel that this old sow will be honored after death."

Isn't that right, people from half the city came to send it off.

Leader Xue laughed lightly, and the melodious sound of bells came out from his young voice.

"Look at what you said, I'm really dead."

The sound of crisp firecrackers sounded everywhere, and the smell of sulfur permeated the dust.

In the weather at the beginning of the twelfth month, the soil in Changqing Mountain had not had time to freeze, and the sliding poles were also installed outside the kiln mouth of the catacombs that had been set up a long time ago.

When Uncle Huang announced with a numb expression that it was time, those who came to the funeral took out a special metal coin and threw it under the kiln mouth.

The rules of Kyushu are really true, that is, relatives with good relations will give you money to pave the way for you to go on the road lavishly.

Originally, the relatives of ordinary people are limited, and they all throw money into them one by one.But isn’t Team Leader Xue popular, so he can only stipulate that each person can only throw one coin.

Some people took advantage of this loophole and threw money made of pure gold. Soon, the floor of the tomb was bright yellow and white, which really echoed the old saying that money paves the ground.

The old class leader stood in front of his big colorful coffin, sincerely thanked, bid farewell, and bowed to everyone who saw him off.

Although people can't see it...he is also full of sincerity.

I came out at five o'clock in the morning, and after throwing away the money and seeing off the pedestrians all went down the mountain, it was already past eleven o'clock in the morning.

At this time, the rest were his own people, He Mingchuan and his three, Uncle Huang's family, Grandpa Duan's family, Bai Lanhua from Liushuntang, Jiang Gezi and his young bud disciples.

Even Yanzi never came and was nagged all the way, he didn't want to look at the old man anymore.

Jiang Gezi saw that it was safe, so he looked at his watch and lowered his head to Uncle Huang and whispered, "Bury it!!"

Bury it now!Whoever wakes up in the morning and squats on the pillow next to a talkative soul will not be in a good mood, even if this soul looks beautiful, but he knows the truth, this is a bad old man with bean skin, and he has changed now. Not to mention how arrogant, it's really mean and tricky.

He is not his lover, and he is not used to his bad temper.

He Mingchuan and his group of seven or eight young men looked at each other, then took off their shirts together, revealing their upper body like a chicken.The boys all lowered their waists, picked up the thick white pine pole, and shouted together: "Master! Lord! You are seated!! I will send you on your way..."

Leader Xue sat cross-legged on his big coffin with a happy face and nodded earnestly: "Sit down! Sit down!!"

Although it has been buried, the ceremony must be enjoyed once.

Jiang Gezi stretched out his hand from the fur cloak and covered his forehead. He didn't want to say anything now.

With a crisp chant, as soon as the white pine pole struggled, the colorful coffin was about to leave the ground...

Suddenly, a hoarse voice came from the bottom of the mountain: "Wait a moment! Wait a moment, Mo Litu...wait a moment!"

Jiang Gezi slowly put down the hand covering his forehead, and let out a soft breath.

This big show...

That person finally came...

He glanced complicatedly at Team Leader Xue, and Team Leader Xue also looked down the mountain on tiptoe.

At the foot of the mountain, many people stumbled up.The person at the beginning is the protagonist at first glance, because he is only emotional, and he is also embarrassed.

He shouted all the way: "Don't bury, don't bury... wait a minute..."

The mountain road was steep, the old man was old and walked fast, so he fell down several times in a row, and each time he hit the ground hard and half body, he really knocked on the ground...

But what did you do early?Jiang Gezi was not sympathetic at all.

Such a big governor, who once held real power in his hands, just took a moment to think about the old leader, and came to the old leader's hometown to see where he grew up. He didn't believe that he couldn't find a clue.

Just as he was thinking, another Panneng car drove up in a hurry, and another little old man got off the car in a hurry, and fell down, and he got up in a hurry, rushing up the mountain... and tearing up Shouting something heartbreakingly...

The distance is so far away that others can't hear it, but Jiang Gezi can hear it. He shouted: "...Shang Laosi, you have no conscience! I'll bring you tea and water, and raise your sons and daughters. Hemorrhoids, isn’t that okay? What are you going to do~ You have no conscience! How dare you give up everything, your family and your children~ I’ve been with you for decades..."

He moved quickly and ran to the one who fell again. The former Kyushu army commander Shang Yi, maybe he was used to it. He cursed, but wanted to bend down to help him up.

Who would have thought that, when the two old men fought, the later one rolled down the hillside after being kicked by the front one.

Hey~!This is not young, and the slope is absolutely steep, so the old man rolled down the mountain and remained motionless.

Seeing him not moving, Shang Yi panicked.At this time, his followers also followed, some helped him, and some stumbled and ran down the mountain to watch.

With his thin old white hair on his head, Shang Yi looked down the mountain, then up the mountain, and finally came up the mountain along the path.

"Wait a minute! Don't leave the soil, just wait!!"

He shouted, ran all the way, fell all the way.

Leader Xue sat on his coffin, humming the opera expressionlessly.

Hearing that the old governor was going up the mountain again, the motionless little old man suddenly started to move again. He broke free from the hands of his followers, scolded with blood on his face, and ran up the mountain again.

This performance stunned the poor citizens of Laosanxiang.

When Shang Yi ran to the tomb, the filial Bai Lanhua opened his arms and stopped him politely.

Bai Lanhua was really sad, her eyes were red, and she sneered tremblingly: "Here, it's time for the burial, you're late! So many outsiders, what's the rule of thumbing in? If it frightens the soul of my old man, I will Who can I go to?"

Shang Yi didn't want to quarrel with the younger generation, so he turned around to avoid Bai Lanhua.

But he didn't want Bai Lanhua to step forward a few steps and force him to back up.

His entourage wanted to pull Bai Lanhua, but You Ya was not afraid of people from this side. Mao Jian led the people to block the intersection, and he put his arms around his chest and said imposingly, "Hey? Hey~ what do you mean? What do you mean? People? Don’t you know this is a private place?”

"Oh, from Zhongzhou? What happened to Zhongzhou?"

"Oh, the great governor, the great governor will go to the place of the great governor, does Bei Yan know this?"

"Who are you scaring? The emperor has abdicated, what happened to the governor?"

Shang Yi looked at Mao Jian, and then at Jiang Gezi who was standing in a sheltered place.

Although he had never seen this man, he knew it.

As a retired governor, he is really not suitable to have a conflict with this person, so he suppressed his sorrow, and said to Bai Lanhua in a good voice: "Girl...you~ your surname is Bai?"

Bai Lanhua glared at him fiercely: "What do you care about my surname? Today is the day that my uncle Xue is buried, and he has been delayed for the rest of his life! What? Can't we delay his good time today? I said the governor~ this But the land of Beiyan, you thought it was when you were a warlord~ You smashed anyone’s team you wanted, you deserved it if you wanted to harm anyone, you just sewed someone’s eye if you wanted..."

Shang Yi raised his voice and shouted, "Shut up!!"

After he finished shouting, his tone softened again, and he said with a bit of pleading: "I also have an early friendship with you in Liushun class, girl, can you get out of the way and let me go there?"

"No~ Success! Unless you step over my dead body!"

The grievances between the two generations made the big girl gnash her teeth, Mao Jian came over and took Banzhu Bai's hand, shaking her head slightly.

Master Ganzi ordered, it's almost enough, don't conflict, it's not good for anyone to get hurt.

Shang Yi swayed awkwardly. He had ten thousand explanations in his mind. Among these explanations, he could confidently say that he was innocent, but was it interesting for him to tell a junior about those things?

No fun!Now that there is nothing, it is meaningless to say so much.

He didn't want to say it, so he suppressed his temper all his life and said to Bai Lanhua: "Girl, I know your father, and I'm also an old friend! You... Since you said it was a good time for your uncle, you... You let me go and have a look at him, and I'll just take a look..."

Having said that, he staggered and helped his entourage to kneel down.

Bai Lanhua was stunned for a moment.

Shang Yi looked up at her and begged: "Girl... I know I'm guilty, and I don't expect him to forgive me... You, you don't have to forgive me~ Can you let me go? He... Ah Ting is timid, Can you let me go to clear the way for him, please let me go, I will pave the way for him ~ clear the way for him, I will make him a cow, a horse, and a sedan chair, I... I am sorry for him..."

The old man was full of intentions to seek death, Bai Lanhua didn't dare to stop him now, Class Liu Shun just got up from the mud nest, and she still had a whole family to take care of.

What can this bad old man do if he wants to die here.

Jiang Gezi coughed and tried to put on a calm expression and walked towards Shang Yi.do you know?He wants to laugh now.

That old guy, Team Leader Xue, was hiding behind him, covering his face, and said like a sutra: "Ruined, ruined, ruined... I can't see anything, ruined, ruined! Who is this? This old man Who is the wrinkled orange?"

Hi!Who hasn't been young, haven't you been old too?

When Shang Yi saw Jiang Gezi approaching, he naturally couldn't kneel down to him.So he stood up holding the hand of his entourage, looked at Jiang Gezi and said, "His Royal Highness."

Jiang Gezi waved his hand and said casually: "Hey, what is your Highness, you are just a poor countryman, who are you? You came to sacrifice? I thank you, but today is past, and you can let us finish the funeral for the elders Say more?"

Shang Yi saluted slowly. He was trying to resist the idea of ​​dying on the spot. The patient Jiang Gezi said, "Your Highness, I know what you are thinking, but do you know how this funeral is going to be? It's not your business, this funeral, I'm supposed to be the one to do it!"

Jiang Gezi was taken aback when he heard the words, and raised his eyes to meet him.

But Shang Yi looked at the colorful coffin with nostalgia and said, "I'm afraid you don't know, he already has a place in the Zhongzhou Cemetery... I always thought, huh..."

He looked up to the sky and smiled sadly: "Heh~ I always thought it was him, for decades, huh? For decades? Who is that I worship every year?"

There was too much information in these words, and Jiang Gezi was a little thoughtful and terrified.

The old man at the bottom of the mountain finally rushed up. He wanted to come over, but when he saw the coffin of Team Master Xue, he was frightened.

He let out a soft ah, and then took two steps backwards.

Jiang Gezi wanted to laugh again.

There was no way, the old class leader was very excited, he floated in front of the old man, first looked at him seriously, maybe he had forgotten the appearance of this man long ago, he would have to recognize it for a long time before he could recognize who this man was.

"Xia! Xiao! Qiao! It's you, this is the day you want? You're making me laugh!"

He laughed loudly, and pointed at him for running too fast, he took off half of the wig cover and smiled happily: "Xia Xiaoqiao, Xia Jiaoer~ You are bald... Hahaha~ Look at you like this, Are you that old monkey that hasn't lost its hair, hahaha..."

He smiled so happily that Jiang Gezi didn't even want to remind him, old class leader, calm down, you are a person with deep hatred.

Shang Yi looked at Jiang Gezi and looked at Xia Xiaoqiao. He thought Jiang Gezi knew what this man had done, so he waved his hand and asked someone to take the old man down.

Old man Xia was taken away like an ape with his feet dangling in the air.

He was not big in stature, and he has been thinking about it all his life, worrying about it for half his life, and he will become bad if he is born from his heart.

When they were far away, old man Xia yelled ferociously again.

"Fourth Shang~ You are sorry for me, woo~ I have served you all my life, how many people have a lifetime, Fourth Shang, come back... Fourth Shang..."

After walking away from there, Shang Yi turned his head and said to Jiang Gezi with red eyes: "Your Highness, I know that I am not here at the right time today, but do you know that I don't care about favors, let's fight against the law today~ ..., then Ating and I are both legally bound parties, even if you bring the lawsuit to the international court, I am also the first heir protected by the law..."

ha?And this thing?

Jiang Gezi looked at Team Leader Xue who was laughing with a confused face.

But leader Xue's laughter stopped abruptly upon hearing this.

He looked back at Jiang Gezi as if thinking of something, blinked his beautiful eyes, and said innocently: "It seems... there is such a thing, one day he was drunk, he abducted me~ I~ I forgot ..."