Ten Mile Room

The cast iron floor drain was thrown heavily on the ground, the ground sank and mud splashed everywhere.

Deng Changnong had never done such a thing independently in his life. He gasped limply on the ground, his eyes were so tired.

Jiang Gezi laughed, then turned to Yu Dongchi and said, "Here, this is the second core that I promised you."

Yu Dongchi was a little startled, he pushed away the servant who was blocking him fiercely, and took a look with his head.

"core?"

Jiang Gezi nodded: "Yes, core."

Yu Dongchi hesitated for a moment, walked over and checked back and forth for a long time before saying: "This is... the mouth of a well?"

Jiang Gezi explained to him seriously: "Well cover!"

After finishing speaking, he tilted his head with a smile, and called out to the neighbors surrounded by three floors, "Grandma Duan... old lady, are you there?"

In fact, ever since old Mrs. He started selling singing to make money, a large number of neighbors have gathered here to watch the fun.

Looking at the stacks of cash transactions over there, whose heart is not trembling.

Hearing Jiang Gezi calling her, the old lady of the Duan family staggered away from the crowd, ran out, and trotted here. Before Jiang Gezi could speak to her, she opened her mouth and asked, "Gege! Tell me, I can sing anything!"

The crowd laughed loudly, Brother Duan and his brothers covered their faces in shame, almost blinded.

Jiang Gezi twirled his fingers at Zhou Songchun: "One hundred guan."

Zhou Songchun shook his head helplessly. They didn't bring much cash, so they had to pick up the check book and write another one and hand it over.

Jiang Gezi took the check and said in a hateful tone, "Oh, knowledge is power!"

After finishing speaking, he handed the check to Grandma Duan and said to her, "Old lady, go and tell the nobleman, what is this?"

The old lady Duan was a little flustered, she opened her mouth and said, "Oh, this is used by the Taoist grandpa on the mountain..."

Jiang Gezi quickly stopped: "Not this paragraph, not this paragraph..."

Grandma Duan hesitated for a moment, and asked cautiously: "There are several paragraphs, which one do you want to listen to..."

When the old lady said this, Yu Dongchi and the others hesitated.

oops?

Is this just a random old lady who came out to cheat money with nonsense?

Yu Dongchi walked slowly to the table and sat down, leaning on one side, looking at Jiang Gezi with a smile.

Jiang Gezi slapped his forehead helplessly.

At this moment, the old lady also knew that she had said the wrong thing. She looked at the number on the check hesitantly, and finally gritted her teeth, she pushed the check over again: "Then...then, forget it, this is my old lady's experience. It's short, it's not our master's fault... Oops, this man is old and his head is not good..."

Jiang Gezi pressed the check, smiled and comforted the old lady in a gentle voice, "Just tell them about the Empress Taihua."

The old lady nodded: "Oh! This..."

She looked back at the dirty sewer cover full of black mud, and said a little out of breath: "This... we... Changhui County used to be called Taihua Kingdom, this seems to be the last generation In order to defend against foreign enemies, Queen Taihua built an underground royal city under Changhui County. These floor drains were used for ventilation at that time..."

Yu Dongchi turned his face to look at one of the servants, who walked up to him and bowed his head and said, "These days, in the historical materials we checked, there is no...record of Taihua Kingdom building a city here."

Hearing this, Zhou Songchun raised his face and smiled at Jiang Gezi: "I said little pole, you have nothing to do, how about playing tricks on people? If you lack money, just say it... Don't talk about hundreds of guan, the men of hundreds of guan don't put it in In my eyes, you... this is not right. Hey! It's really interesting, and I used the history of the neighboring county here. The bronze statue of Queen Taihua has been standing in the neighboring county for decades. Became one of yours? Kid, be careful~ What you say is a lie, but~ you will get a lawsuit."

Hearing what he said, Jiang Gezi immediately felt... Well, if he doesn't lie to such an idiot who doesn't know how to rely on others, he will really feel sorry for his conscience.

The old Mrs. Duan was frightened to death. She pulled Jiang Gezi and begged, "Gezi, did grandma cause trouble for you... I didn't do it on purpose, and we didn't ask for money, did we? Are you okay?"

Jiang Gezi stretched out his hands to pinch his nose, and after looking at the sky with his hands on his hips for a while, he said helplessly, "If this is the case, then let's sell you another core!"

Zhou Songchun sneered: "Sell us a manhole cover again?"

Jiang Gezi chuckled: "There are a total of [-] manhole covers, and the money is given to anyone who is at the door. This is indispensable. What I said... can be regarded as evidence..."

Yu Dongchi tapped the table with his fingers, and asked casually, "What evidence?"

Jiang Gezi pursed her lips: "Do you know about Queen Taihua's phoenix bed?"

"what?!"

Yu Dongchi and the others looked at each other in surprise, Yu Dongchi was only slightly startled, but Zhou Songchun yelled something first, then patted the table and laughed loudly: "Haha... what are you talking about, what is Queen Taihua's phoenix bed?" ...I'll go, I've seen liars, I've never seen you like this, you can really brag, come here...show me your phoenix bed..."

The corners of Yu Dongchi's mouth curled up slightly. If we talk about a phoenix bed, his mother's bed is also considered a phoenix bed. This child is really interesting.

He also held back a helpless smile, but he just didn't believe it.

Jiang Gezi shrugged, and touched the back of his neck with some helplessness. He thought to himself, I will not blackmail you for hundreds of thousands, and my surname is not Jiang, anyway, my surname is not Jiang...

He stood up and called Fourth Brother Duan to go home.

After Jiang Gezi walked away, Zhou Songchun said to Yu Dongchi: "Baye, do you trust him?"

Yu Dongchi tilted his head and chuckled, then nodded his attendant slightly with his chin and said, "These guys have been busy for half a year, and they have spent a lot of money, but... they made toilet stones." I have never found one in the number one scholar archway.”

The attendant took a step back slightly and lowered his head.

Zhou Songchun patted the table with his hands, and finally he apologized sincerely: "It's my fault!"

Yu Dongchi shook his head.

Zhou Songchun turned his face to the attendant and said: "You sort out the information on Laosanxiang, you can go back tomorrow, call your husband, and just say...don't ask me about any topics, what righteousness, sir. I have supported you for 15 years with an annuity, spent countless money, and achieved nothing. A scholar who returns to the country is not as good as an old lady who makes old shoes..."

The man didn't speak, but took a few steps back in shame.

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and places near water will always breed all kinds of flying insects.

Those insects rushed ashore from the bottom of the water in pieces, and then plunged into the crowd in groups.

Not long after, there was a burst of applause from the crowd of onlookers.

The attendant standing aside took a fan and drove them away in a panic.

At this moment, Lin Yuanchun quietly walked over with a wooden box in his hand.

He came in front of Yu Dongchi and the others, silently bowing slightly.

Then put the silk-faced wooden box on the table, opened the lid, first took out four or five copper pots and opened the lids, then took out a beam-carrying incense burner with a flying crane pattern, took out a set of shovels inside, and I stretched out my fingers and counted on those copper pots one by one, followed the sequence taught by Grandpa Xue, turned on the stove, shoveled, shoveled, and mixed spices clumsily.

Zhou Songchun looked at these copper pots, his eyes flashed with some astonishment.

Something is just a feeling.

Although he laughed at Jiang Gezi for saying that there was such a thing as a phoenix bed.

However, the incense set in front of him is not a folk thing.

It should have been born in the royal palace, with a history of at least 800 years. Feihe was once a popular style in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China.

Unexpectedly, in this alley, I was lucky enough to witness a complete set.

He picked up the incense jar again, supported it with his hand, placed it one foot in front of his eyes, and gently fanned it, identifying them one by one, um, clove, star anise, ageratum, orange peel...

These are the spices that repel mosquitoes.

Laosan Alley... how deep is the water!

Thinking of this, he suddenly softened his attitude, raised his hand and said to Lin Yuanchun, "I'll do it."

Lin Yuanchun was startled, looked up at him, and carefully put down the incense shovel.

Zhou Songchun stretched out his hand, rolled up his sleeves, took the towel handed over by the attendant to clean his hands, and after rinsing his mouth, he just mixed it with mosquito repelling incense according to his own understanding.

After all, everyone was born as a son, Zhou Songchun's movements are elegant and beautiful, just like a performance.

Yu Dongchi held his chin and looked at it seriously, he would appreciate it, but this...he couldn't.

When the spices are ignited, there will be curling green smoke.

He said unhurriedly: "It's too heavy."

Zhou Songchun furrowed his eyebrows and said, "Go ahead, it seems to be a basement over there."

Yu Dongchi turned his face to take a look, and nodded noncommittally.

A stove of mosquito repellent incense, the incense sticks were wandering around Yu Dongchi, those mosquitoes didn't dare to get close, so they turned around and attacked Zhou Songchun's side.

Zhou Songchun and the others silently endured, reaching out to dust at most, but they didn't dare to slap their own neck and thighs in front of Yu Dongchi with a big slap.

I am impatient.

Faintly, there were bursts of dull vibrations from the alley, as well as the sound of uniform chant.

"Let! Let! Let! Let! Let! Let..."

The crowd parted, and in the darkness, the exaggerated and surprisingly large bed gradually revealed its true appearance. It was so huge that it was carefully lifted by eight big men with sponges in their hands, and finally it was placed dully on the ground.

Yu Dongchi, who had always been moody and angry, stood up abruptly.

He couldn't believe his eyes, and walked over quickly.

This thing... is really unusual!

Even if he doesn't know anything about antiques, he can still see a different kind of absolute aura that dominates the world from this exaggerated bed.

Three mountains and five mountains are the base, Qionggou is on the right, Chiyang is on the left, golden phoenix soars, and clouds spread rain.

Only the heroine Jiangshan has such a thing.

But... How could such a heavy weapon appear in a place like Laosanxiang?

In fact, even Jiang Gezi didn't know that this bed was really real, and the game art was designed to imitate the style of the imperial palace, but the little girl was a bit capricious, so she made up these graphics unceremoniously.

Yu Dongchi raised his face and said to Zhou Songchun: "Clear the venue and seal it up."

Zhou Songchun nodded, turned around and gave orders.

Jiang Gezi lowered his head and sneered, then raised his head nonchalantly and said, "Uncle Huang stay here."

Just like that, Uncle Huang was left where he was in fear.

Not long after, the venue fell silent.

Jiang Gezi looked like he had broken etiquette again. He sat leaning against the wall in a half-dream, and put his feet on the table.

Yu Dongchi looked around the big bed for a long time. After a long time, he came back with a confused face, sat down and asked Jiang Gezi, "Where did you get such...things?"

Jiang Gezi shook his head with a smile: "I already have it at home. I found it at home when the old man died. As for where he got it, I don't know. Otherwise... you can find a witch, summon the soul, and ask Ask him himself?"

What Jiang Gezi said was the truth, and it was definitely not a joke.

Gaelic Continent, ancient witches and ghosts.

When Jiang Gezi said it so frankly, Yu Dongchi believed it.

He sincerely said to Jiang Gezi: "If there is such a thing, the Taihua Dungeon that the old lady talked about, maybe... there really is, but it's not enough!"

Yes, the evidence is still not enough.

Jiang Gezi inhaled, tilted his head to look at Uncle Huang and said, "Old Huang."

Huang Yikai opened his eyes and carried them from the bed. As long as he was free, he would keep glancing there.

He is an idiot who loves antiquities. If he was not afraid of being a nobleman, he would have jumped over him long ago and would not be able to get up because of it.

Hearing Jiang Gezi calling him, Uncle Huang hastily raised his head and responded, "Hey! We're here, we're here, Master Gan...what's the matter?"

Jiang Gezi asked him, "Old Huang, how long have you been in the cabinet?"

Uncle Huang blinked his eyes: "You said you were in Hengze?"

"kindness!"

"Hey, it's been a long time... If it wasn't for this year, you can give me a round number, 50 years."

Jiang Gezi nodded and continued to ask: "Then, have you received any strange things in your cabinet over the years?"

Huang Yikai was stunned for a moment.

According to the industry regulations, he can't say anything about the things in the warehouse. If he didn't leak the owner's background because of his nephew, there would be no such thing as his dismissal in advance.

He clasped his fists in both hands, shook his head with a chuckle and said, "I'm old, so I don't remember."

Jiang Gezi chuckled, turned his face and said to Yu Dongchi: "In our place, for hundreds of years, there has been a pawnshop that has been inherited, and it is a Hengze pawnshop! Old Huang abides by the rules... Then I will tell you what I know. You can refer to it." one time?"

Yu Dongchi and Zhou Songchun looked at each other, and then looked back at the servant in the text.

That person immediately picked up the pen and paper, turned a page, and made a gesture of recording.

Jiang Gezi looked up to the sky and smiled, and after thinking about it for a while, he said, "Let's start with the population."

Yu Dongchi took the initiative to pour him a cup of tea and pushed it over, "You... say."

Jiang Gezi tapped the wall of the cup a few times, trying to recall the appearance of his university teacher's lectures, and then combined with the masters of the hundreds of lectures on TV.

He took a sip of water, and began to talk nonsense with a confident look: "Actually... to prove this dungeon is actually very simple. First, there must be concrete evidence."

He pointed to the big bed underground, then to the underground manhole cover, and then to Uncle Huang.

Uncle Huang was shocked, and repeatedly waved his hands and begged: "Master Gan, I don't know anything."

Jiang Gezi pouted impatiently: "I know you can't say that."

Uncle Huang bowed again and again: "That's it."

Jiang Gezi said, "Actually, you know."

Uncle Huang regards death as home: "I don't know."

Jiang Gezi shrugged: "Okay, then let me know."

After finishing speaking, he squeezed his chin and said: "It was the year before last, a villager from our county came to Hengze with such a big silver ring in his hand, this piece Is there something wrong?"

Uncle Huang squinted at him, and after a moment of rolling his eyes, he said, "Did you see that arm bracelet?"

Jiang Gezi nodded: "Yes, I saw it."

Uncle Huang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Yes, that arm bracelet has an 82mm ring, a rattan wood heart, a black eagle on the head of the bracelet, and feather patterns around the body. It is estimated to be about 500 years old and weighs two jin. Two, the price is 31 guan."

Jiang Gezi was impressed and clapped his hands: "You have a good memory."

Uncle Huang smiled wryly and shook his head: "I've been living on this for a lifetime."

When Jiang Gezi saw that he had finished speaking, he turned his face to Yu Dongchi and the others and said, "Actually, there is a misunderstanding here. Old Huang said that it was an arm bracelet. In fact, he was wrong. It was an ordinary ancient Taihua kingdom. Bracelets worn by women."

Uncle Huang was shocked when he heard the words: "How could it be? This old man has been in the big cabinet all his life, and he has never pierced his eyes. It's so big, why is it not an arm bracelet?"

Jiang Gezi turned his face and smiled at him and said, "I said you punched, and you did."

The old man's eyes were as big as a bullfrog's.

Neither Yu Dongchi nor Zhou Songchun interrupted, they quietly waited for Jiang Gezi to continue.

Jiang Gezi looked back at Laosan Alley, then at the old stage, and finally he pointed to the big bed and said with a strange expression: "Well...let's look at this bed first! It is three and a half meters long and two and a half meters wide. Mi Si... Is this different from the royal bedding in Gaelic history, right?"

He looked at Yu Dongchi and asked.

Yu Dongchi thought for a while, then nodded.

Jiang Gezi pointed to the back alley and said, "Actually, we have experience in dividing the aborigines and immigrated residents in Laosan Alley, right Lao Huang?"

Uncle Huang's expression was shocked, and he refused with a masked face, "I don't know, I don't know!"

Jiang Gezi raised his hand helplessly, comparing his height.

Uncle Huang's eyes immediately fixed, and after thinking for a moment, he suddenly understood as if he had opened up the two veins of Ren and Du, and said loudly: "Yes! Yes! If... If you say so... it is indeed the case!" At this point , He nodded again and again, clapped his hands a little excitedly and said: "Yes! Yes!!! Why didn't I think of it? Master Gan, see you! Why didn't I think of it... Yes, it is a bracelet, a bracelet! That's not an armband..."

He babbled, and Zhou Songchun was so anxious, he reached out and picked up a salted peanut and threw it over, cursing: "Speak up, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

Uncle Huang didn't mind him being like this at all, he sighed with a look of thinking about the problem: "These years, I've always wondered why there are always those..."

Having said that, he covered his mouth violently, and looked around in panic.

Jiang Gezi held his neck with one hand and looked up at the sky.

That's not what he said, even though the young boss's family moved out, he wasn't ready to forgive him.

Collecting stolen goods in his own place, if he doesn't cause him some trouble, he will be a fool for nothing.

As for the width of that bed, the emperor of China on Earth is so luxurious, what's wrong with sleeping in a big bed?

The Deer Ding Ji Master Wei carried out from the folk prostitutes back then, and it could sleep seven wives. What happened to the emperor's collapse of three and a half meters?

Uncle Huang collected his emotions, bowed to Jiang Gezi, and thanked him for unraveling a knot in his heart. Then he changed the subject with a smile and said to Yu Dongchi and the others: "Actually, it is very easy for us Changhui aborigines to identify them. height."

When he said this, Yu Dongchi and the others suddenly realized.

Everyone in Kyushu knows that the Sanchang Gaoke race is all stupid and big.

There are some women here who can grow to about two meters casually.

The national team, those who play basketball, volleyball, and high jump all come here to select athletes.

Then... the brave and militant Taihua queen recorded in history is said to be [-] meters tall. If you say this, based on genetics, this place, Taihua, may really be in this place Also unknown.

Watch their thoughts enter the strange circle they buried.

Jiang Gezi clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Look, we have found examples from the ethnographic evidence, and we already have three pieces of physical evidence. If you want more, Hengze has a lot of large things in the warehouse. You Go and grab it casually, there are plenty of them!"

Uncle Huang's right cheek muscles twitched violently a few times.

This is a great enmity. Although Hengze has evidence, there are plenty of grave robbers and thieves.

Why!Hengze has been passed down for hundreds of years, and it can be regarded as destroyed in the hands of the young boss.

Should!Tell you to pick, tell you to be a rascal... Wouldn't it be good to admit your mistakes?

In the end, he had to use other noble people to overwhelm him.

This is would rather move than spit!

How do you say this, hey... Anyway, he didn't say it, he didn't know anything, and he didn't hear anything.

So be it!

Zhou Songchun nodded seriously, now, he was completely curious.

He leaned forward slightly, and finally asked with an equal smile on his face, "I said, little pigeon, did you really only go to secondary education?"

Jiang Gezi chuckled: "No, I haven't finished my secondary education yet, my life is bad, I can't compare with the nobles!"

Yu Dongchi nodded regretfully, he raised his face and said to Jiang Gezi: "You are fine, if you want... I can write you a letter of recommendation and send you to the best higher education school in Zhongzhou, under my name There are several foundations…”

Jiang Gezi hurriedly waved his hands and shook his head: "Don't! You don't... I'm sick, I'm free, I'll go back to study..."

Yu Dongchi smiled with a good temper: "Since this is the case, forget it, but if you want to study in the future, you can find me at any time."

Jiang Gezi nodded indifferently: "Oh, I see, thank you... Well... I have something to say, so don't get angry, you two."

Yu Dongchi nodded sincerely and said, "Say it."

Jiang Gezi dragged his chin and looked him up and down for a while, then said slowly, "I think so, you guys are stupid."

Yu Dongchi choked his trachea with a sip of tea, and coughed for a long time before he could catch his breath.

While slapping Yu Dongchi on the back, Zhou Songchun turned his face to scold Jiang Gezi: "I said you kid...why didn't you..."

Yu Dongchi waved his hand to stop him: "Cough... I'm fine, I'm fine!"

He picked up the handkerchief in his bosom, and while wiping the water stains on his body, he asked Jiang Gezi amusedly: "Huh? I'm stupid, tell me, where are we so stupid?"

Jiang Gezi saw that he had a good attitude, so he didn't continue teasing him.

He chuckled softly: "I heard that in the Golden Palace in Kyushu, there are a large group of witches who are just eating and waiting to die, right?"

Huang Yikai's feet softened, and he slowly sat on the ground while supporting the table.

Grandfather, from ancient times to the present, the emperor dare not say that Mr. Wu is just eating and waiting to die.

Yu Dongchi froze for a moment, then said with a gentle expression, "Well...and then."

Jiang Gezi stood up slowly, walked up to the waiter, grabbed his pen, tore a piece of paper from his notebook, wrote a series of numbers and handed it to Yu Dongchi, saying: " My bed is going to come back!"

Yu Dongchi nodded: "Well, I'm sorry!"

Jiang Gezi handed him the paper with numbers written on it: "I will reluctantly accept this price!"

Yu Dongchi glanced at the string of numbers, he also picked up the pen, and crossed out a zero: "Although it is an antique, it's a pity...that's what it means!"

Jiang Gezi smiled indifferently: "Do you want to send you a dungeon?"

Yu Dongchi burst into laughter, stretched out his hand, added zero and said, "Yes!"

Jiang Gezi stretched vigorously, and said briskly all over his body: "Tomorrow, you will open a large altar outside the city, ask Zhu Wu to offer a big pig's head, and choose an auspicious day for the opening, and first find Gu Wu Tong Old ghost, go to Hengwu to find a few lucky guys, follow with a shovel, and finally bring a Lianwu for a walk around the city. Wherever he says, you can dig there... Tell me about you, aren’t you stupid? Seventh Aunt, Eighth Aunt, have raised a group of witches who eat nothing for thousands of years, this is really the age of a person living on a dog, let’s learn a little bit!”

He stretched his muscles and bones, patted the shocked Yu Dongchi, and said to his miscellaneous eyes: "Do you know what is the most precious in this era?"

Yu Dongchi, who found a new use for witches, shook his head numbly: "What?"

Jiang Gezi twirled her temples twice with her finger, and said with a smile, "You are talented! Stupid!"

After speaking, he turned and walked away with his hands behind his back.

After a long time, Zhou Songchun, who was sitting at the other end of the table, opened his mouth and murmured, "Ah!!"

Yu Dongchi nodded and said with a light smile, "Well, strange people, strange things, interesting!"

Jiang Gezi hummed a little tune with her hands behind her back, walking on the way home.

As for that dungeon, does it exist?

Feel sorry!he does not know.

He only knew one thing, at noon today, there was a fat man who looked down on him, his grandma, and he rolled his eyes at him...

Who told them to be a gang!