Ten Mile Room

Zhan Tianna hit the ground on the back of his head, a large pool of red blood slowly flowed out from the back of his head, spreading out in a large area.

He died quickly!

From when he fell down to when the people around him surrounded him, it was only a few tens of seconds.

Then, the ordinary people in Changhui County saw a large group of nobles, all climbing on the windows of the third floor, all half-stretched and looking down in amazement.

Someone else shouted in a trembling tone upstairs: "Go...to have a look, but...was it broken?"

Those bold and understanding men went up and reached out to touch Zhan Tianna's nose and neck.

The surroundings were quiet, just watching this man's temptation back and forth.

After a long time, the man stretched his neck and shouted upstairs: "I mean the man above! Come down quickly and take a look! This one~ has died! He has no pulse!!"

Those heads shrank back quickly, but no one came down.

There was that old merciful man, when he heard that it was a young man who had died, he felt sorry for his parents for a moment, and he recited the scriptures of An Ling...

And the police officers who just came to their senses came rushing one by one, lowered their heads, and it was also a test. Seeing that the person was dead, their expressions immediately resembled those of a dead ancestor, and they were completely defeated.

The neighbors on the third floor and the third floor surrounded him with a whimper, and began to discuss with each other.

Someone couldn't help laughing, pointing at Peiyu on the corpse and shouting excitedly: "Oh, the dead is a nobleman, come and see, the dead is a nobleman!!"

Xu Shi held back for a long time, and felt that the law does not blame the public.

Some people booed and clapped their hands, and all of them happily said that it was a good death.

This man is rich and powerful, and he can choose a mother's womb. Oh, it's a pity that he died!I'm so happy that someone is more unlucky than me...

Jiang Gezi also walked to the edge of the crowd, but he hadn't asked yet.

Over there, there was a young man wearing an old cloth sleeve, quietly bypassing the crowd, and whispering something in his ear.

Jiang Gezi nodded after listening, then patted him on the shoulder and nodded.

After the little boy pretended to be okay and left again, he looked around and whispered to Uncle Huang who followed him in a low voice with disgust.

Uncle Huang looked left and right, shook his head with an irritable expression, then broke away from the onlookers, climbed to a nearby high place, and shouted with a loudspeaker borrowed temporarily.

"Old and young men!! Old and young men! Look over here! Old and young men! You don't know me, my surname is Huang, and the old and young men in Menglao San Lane are somewhat respectable. After sixty, call me uncle!

Our grandpa said it!Except for the men who can call the shots in the old street to stay!The rest of the neighbors, just go home!Don't have nothing to do tomorrow, just come to our door to make a fuss... The things you worry about are the same as ours!Everyone is worried that this ancestral property will be taken over by others!

Our pole master said it!Don't worry, we have already invited a famous barrister from the state capital, as well as the person in charge of the People's Rights Protection Association, and they will come soon!Our son-in-law also wrote the complaint, and asked someone to leapfrog and hand it over to the state government office to sue! ! "

There was a huge cheer and applause from the crowd, and slowly, the applause became one piece...

Finally, someone took care of it, some people burst into tears, and some worshiped gods everywhere, kowtowing to Laosanxiang.

All in all, the crowd was very excited, and most of them burst into tears.

Huang Boboxu had never shown such prestige in front of others, his whole body was filled with excitement, and the blood vessels on his neck protruded through the thin skin.

People nearby can clearly observe that his blood vessels are not flowing normally, but on his neck, gurgling!A bloody lump, Gudou!A bloody lump was pushed on his head.

Seeing that the excitement below reached a certain level, Uncle Huang waved his hand and continued to shout quite forcefully: "Old and young masters! We have said it! Now! Something happened! Yes! Something happened! It is a major event of human life!! You guys Why are you around? Do you know the deceased? Or did you push this person down? Why are you around? Do you want to die together?"

He stared at the third floor very majesticly, and suddenly raised his voice by eighteen degrees and shouted: "You are wicked! You are lacking great virtue!! You just wait for retribution! It's not that it will be reported to you, but there is also a place to find bad things. God is watching, and the gods of all walks of life will remember it for you. If you die one day, be wicked! There will always be times when you can’t make it through!”

After shouting, he glared at the group of idlers surrounding the corpse and yelled two words: "Look!"

The onlookers scattered in all directions.

Uncle Huang held up a loudspeaker, scolding and expressing his feelings.

"How can you see it? Isn't it time for your ancestral property to be hacked, and it's time for you to cry and cry to die? When you are unlucky, others watch the fun, what do you think?

Who hasn't had a bad time?Don't care about the one who fell to death, do you guys know that?Familiar or not?Everyone died at a young age.Watching such excitement, not to mention bad luck, is not benevolent, right?

So, get out of the way... what's there to see?Whose family has no baby, whose parents are not uncomfortable?Think about yourself, dare to think?I dare not even think about it!Can you still see it now?That is a life!That's not an animal, it's a living person with a father and a mother just like you!Gone at a young age!How can you watch it as a show? "

A lot of people who were pointing and joking just now, all of them buried themselves in the crowd with shy eyebrows and drooping eyes, only to be pushed out again, coming and going in a rather boring manner.

Now, I know I'm ashamed.

Uncle Huang saw that the front of him was completely empty. He looked down at Jiang Gezi again. After Jiang Gezi nodded to him, he raised his horn and announced at the top of his voice:

"Old and young men! Our Master Ganzi said, let's all go back! As for the matter of the ancestral property, the yamen should be in charge of it, and which one should follow the law. There are express regulations. So, if you have something to do, don't block it." One office has one function, right? Is it useful to block it? It’s useless! It’s a waste of effort!!”

He seemed to have forgotten what he was doing a few days ago, just like a great man, with one hand on his hips and the other holding a loudspeaker, he held his head high and his chest high, announcing angrily: "Now, I, young and old, announce ! Good news! The news is, about the ancestral property, our pole master said that his pole... has survived!!"

The scene was buzzing.

When the old man said this, the crowd was silent at first, and then, people all over the street cheered enthusiastically.

On a very hot day, the men in Laosan Alley held their heads high and their chests high, shining with infinite pride.

Leaning against the car beside him, Jiang Gezi's eyes were also shining, and the corners of his mouth were slightly curled up looking at his neighbors in Laosan Lane.

He was inexplicably happy.

Today, Uncle Huang has completely mastered the art of speech.

He waved his hands in all directions like a great man to appease, and waited until the scene was calm, and then continued in a sincere tone: "My old and young men, our master Ganzi said, what about us, who should we go to first, and which yamen? There are rules. Can't be blind, can't boo!

We have discussed it, and we will go through it one by one.You said, what if it really can't be solved?Our grandpa also said it!Don't be afraid!right!Don't be afraid!

Then there is the National Assembly and His Majesty!In this world, what is not allowed by the law, our master Ganzi promised to support it, and the men in the old third alley, who went bankrupt and died, will also go forward and retreat together with our father! ! "

"it is good!!!!!!!"

In the crowd, some neighbor shouted hello, and there was another burst of applause.

"...So, our master Ganzi said that we can't finish these things in a day and a half, so it is enough to keep two or three men who are the masters in an old street. We will inform you first when we have news. You have to give Let's go, let's go...there's nothing left to see...our Master Ganzi said..."

Jiang Gezi shook his head helplessly, why did Lao Huang's words sound awkward to him.

It seems that those dog traitors also like to shout like this, our imperial army said it!Hurry up and send the flower girl here!The bounty is huge!Come to my Missy! !

He couldn't help but want to laugh, but remembered that he had just fallen to his death, so he suppressed his laughter and turned back to Laosanxiang.

In this way, the neighbors who had been chased away by the police officers at the Yamen Gate and the security unit for two days were all gone in less than ten minutes after Uncle Huang finished his "speech".

People in the old place are so polite.

That is, within these tense minutes, due to the weather, a large number of flies have been attracted near the corpse, and they began to hover and buzz there.

When a person dies, he is a piece of meat, and those who suffer are the living, and the flies don't care whether it is a commoner or a nobleman.

Just when the accident happened, Uncle Huang gave a speech, and within a few minutes after the old neighbors dispersed after listening, Li Kegong, the head of the Special Affairs Office of Changhui County, rushed over with the members of the two teams.

Not long after, the head of the nearby Changhui County Police Department, the head of the Clan Bureau, and even the masters of the current temple in Changqingshan all rushed to the place.

Zhan Tianna went all over the place during his lifetime, maybe he didn't expect that he would be surrounded by such precious and powerful people who had never been able to touch him before, looking at his body carefully as if looking at a precious object.

After a simple inspection of his body, he conducted a site survey for more than an hour according to the procedure.After the photo was taken, Zhan Tianna's body was carried into an ice coffin and taken away.

As for his case, there was nothing to worry about.

Even if no one comes forward to expose him, he must not worry that his case will not be solved.

Gale is not only the ancient witch who can ask ghosts, but also those Taoist priests and monks who have practiced can ask ghosts.

Therefore, after asking the master who led the class on the spot, and the master turned around and asked the ghost, the case was officially solved.

Although the third floor is empty now, the young master from the Duan family in Zhongzhou is considered to be in trouble.

Zhan Tian didn't like this guy very much, but the main branch of the Zhan family was still very solid.

What I want to say here is that the young master really didn't intend to kill anyone. He just thought that this guy is also a descendant of a nobleman, no matter how impure his blood, he couldn't fall to his death at the height of the third floor of the old building.

He just wanted to teach a lesson, he spent so much money!

It's a pity that Zhan Tianna's bloodline is no different from ordinary people. The most important thing is that he hit the ground on the back of his head.

"Tsk, these locusts!"

A special agent sarcastically stretched out his hand and closed the inspection box forcefully.

Li Kegong also sighed helplessly, although it was other people's business, considering the age of the deceased, it was a pity for everyone.

The prime of life left, white-haired parents, orphans and widows, tsk...

Li Kegong is in his early forties this year. He used to work in Qi State. This is the first case he has solved in the Changhui County Special Affairs Office.

Who would have thought that it turned out to be Zhan, what a fucking trouble!

The surrounding officials didn't look very good.

Although the case was quickly solved, but... thinking about it from the beginning, because of the extensive involvement, they have been pretending to be deaf and dumb for a few days. Now that the nobleman is dead, the news may reach the clan in Zhongzhou. Even His Majesty.

What these bureaucrats are most afraid of is that things will cause civil unrest.

Now it's all right, there are civil unrest, there are also murder cases...

What can I do?

Li Kegong watched the back of the corpse car disappear, then took off his white gloves and waved his hands to his assistant, turned his face to several officials who came together and said, "Everyone, what are you looking at me for?"

A fair-faced official stood up and said: "My lord, we have difficulties..."

But before he could speak, he was interrupted by Li Kegong with a sneer.

"Difficulties? Hey, there are not seven or eight yamens I have served, but four or five! People have seen a lot, but for useless bureaucrats like you, I really can only read them in old opera books. It's here...you guys think it's the past? The times are different, can you use your brains? Can you compare with Lao Tzu?

I take His Majesty's salary, but whose salary are you taking?It's the taxes of the common people in Changhui County and the private treasury subsidies of the Eighth Master. Look at all these people who are so confused that even the master can't figure it out?You actually have the face to be an official? "

The young white-faced official was sweating from fright, his mouth was slightly open, but he didn't know how to continue with the wild man in front of him who didn't know the art of chatting at all.

At this moment, a small clerk ran from the side. He stopped with sweat on his forehead, and reported loudly to the group of people in a panicked tone: "My lord, there is a call from Yijing Villa, and I command you all to go quickly!"

When the officials heard this, they immediately fought and looked at each other in panic.

But Li Kegong just looked at the black blood on the ground and remained silent.

A fat official at the head gritted his teeth and said loudly to Li Kegong: "Director Li! The yamen in our Changhui County is just a small yamen. We can't handle anyone stepping on it. We people, A lot of elders are from old backgrounds, and the higher-ups don't trust them now, everyone... just suffers like this, we... it's really difficult, Director Li..."

Li Kegong interrupted him impatiently: "Don't tell me these things, the civil unrest has nothing to do with me... We are spies! Do spies understand? It's really interesting, I'm afraid a group of bald bastards in Zhongzhou who don't show up on the stage, But aren’t you afraid of the father in Changqing Mountain who is nearby?”

Speaking of this, he casually pointed to Lao Sanxiang behind him and said: "You really think that the poles are nothing, right? It depends on which one it is! The one from Changqingshan, the one here is getting angry ...Hmph, why am I talking nonsense to you!"

After finishing speaking, he tidied up his clothes and headed towards Laosan Alley with a group of his subordinates.

Inside Laosan Lane, in front of the stage.

Two rows of long tea tables made of old paulownia wood were merged into a rectangular conference table that can seat 40 people.

At this moment, the table was filled with prestigious men from all the old alleys, as well as the person in charge of the People's Rights Association, as well as Grandpa Duan and Team Leader Xue from Laosan Alley...

All in all, in the side streets and alleys of Changhui County, people who can spit a little loudly are all sitting here.

In the past, most of these people could only hear each other's respectful titles.

Now that they finally know each other, they pull each other to build up their ancestral relationship and start gossiping.

Jiang Gezi didn't discuss with them, he was sitting on the grand teacher's chair in the middle, staring blankly at a piece of rice paper and holding back couplets.

Isn't it because he has been away for two months? Isn't the house decorated?

He doesn't hang a plaque in his house, but there must be one at the door of his house!

As for the dignified son, you can't ask others to write for you.

There is no such rule, so the craftsman on the construction site is holding the rice paper, staring eagerly, and asking him to hold back today in a sad tone.

Otherwise, the project of this gate will not go on!

In his last life, Jiang Gezi had the experience of being born in an antique street, and he also practiced calligraphy.

Can meet people!

But writing couplets is the first time in two lifetimes.

Let's hold back!All in all, you can't show your cowardice.

Under the old stage, the fourth sister-in-law Duan was holding a gleaming kitchen knife, and she was gearing up for a dozen or so tied up roosters on the ground, bright guys.

There is also the chef who is making a water table in the alley, directing a group of apprentices to cut vegetables and meat there, and build an earthen stove.

The uncles who come from the old alleys here and there are collectively referred to as villagers in the world.

The old man came and discussed matters at the door of Lao Sanxiang's house, and if he didn't serve the bowl here, then if he said it, he would lose Jiang Gezi and Lao Sanxiang's noodles.

Sometimes, Jiang Gezi didn't need to talk about or understand things like these old etiquettes.

As long as it is something to save face for him, there are plenty of people rushing to do it.

Not only did he do it, but he also had to make it so airy and water-permeable that it was extremely bright, and he didn't have to pay for it himself, because everyone raised money.

Those useless old folks sat at the table together, eating melon seeds, scolding the yamen master, shaking their prestige and prestige during this period.

"I didn't like it that day. If the street didn't drag me down, I would have gone up with one foot..."

"What's the point of a kick? I hide my knife on my three wheels. I bought it for five pennies from a tool shop in front of me. I just thought about the blade on the diamond wheel. I remember it during the day. He, wait until there is no one else, I will go down with a knife..."

In fact, these old bastards are bragging.

And the reason why they dared to brag like this was because they knew that Master Ganzi blocked the entrance and no one could get in.

But these old things probably never expected that Jiang Gezi, a local pole, really couldn't avoid it because of his life.

He left a passage for others to leave.

Uncle Huang helped on both sides, and took time to curse when he came back.

"Give it to you old house sparrows!!"

After he finished cursing, he had to run back to check whether the little roosters were tender or not, and the meat requested by the chef had been bought back.

Hearing Uncle Huang scold them so unceremoniously, those who are shameless will not say anything, and those who are shameless, like the uncle in the half-handed alley, have a loud voice and speak positively, and those who give him the ability to follow him Just like the uncle in Laosanxiang.

"Tomorrow I'll have fun with half a palm, I'll slaughter a big cow for the villagers..."

He was bragging about the beauty, but he didn't want to, Jiang Gezi suddenly stood up as soon as he slapped the table, and said, "I have it!!"

Uncle Huang ran over with a smile on his face, picked up the writing brush on the table, and while dipping it in ink, he smiled and said, "Very good, very good, hurry up, write it down while you feel it..."

Just like that, Jiang Gezi picked up the brush, pointed at the rice paper on the table, and wrote down this couplet with great momentum.

His upper line is, there are so many high schools in the world, I can't finish jumping.The second line is, sleep peacefully at home, and rest in peace for the rest of your life.

In the final horizontal criticism, he happily wrote three big black characters.

Salted Fish House!

Uncle Huang's facial muscles twitched. For a long time, he pointed at the horizontal comment with trembling fingers and asked, "I said, this word is not bad, but, my dear grandfather, dear ancestor! This is your door, yours. You are a face! They said that you are only allowed to sell artworks! You can’t sell salted fish instead of beef jerky!”