Ten Mile Room
Chapter 64
Yu Dongchi and the Kyushu artists he brought were deeply shocked by the landscaping at the entrance of Jianggezi Hall No. [-].
Although they all come from extraordinary backgrounds, have years of experience, have high social status and are well-informed, everyone is shocked...
Jiang Gezi couldn't feel how amazing these landscapes were.Because of the previous life, they existed in every corner of his world all the time.
If there are too many, it will naturally not be taken seriously.
But he overlooked one thing. Those scenes, those techniques, and those techniques that he thought were not so great are all the splendid Chinese art achievements of 5000 years.
The Chinese art of the local earth collides with the art and culture of the Gaeldong continent, which also has a history of thousands of years of civilization.Among them, sparks and shock are too superficial.
The 5000-year-old oriental cultural system in China on Earth, Jiang Gezi, who was conceived and raised, did not live his previous life in vain.
In my previous life, I just went to a high-end restaurant with a strong cultural atmosphere, and everyone could create a set of retro charm.
What's more, Jiang Gezi has been modified now, and enough local characteristics of Changhui have been incorporated, such as the old wall and the architectural style of the old house, which are completely born out of Laosanxiang.
Otherwise, these people will not be able to resonate, and they will not be able to quickly accommodate emotions.
However, it is still shocking enough.
Just like that, everyone stopped talking, and these Kyushu country bumpkins who Jiang Gezi secretly slandered, had already started to use their professional eyes to judge carefully.
Straight ahead, although it is only a simple first-level scenery, they found that what they saw with their eyes, heard with their ears, smelled with their noses, and felt psychologically... are all things that have never been seen in the Gaelic Continent. It can be said that it is a new, better, new garden art that makes people happy from the soul.
Just standing here, I already feel that all the cells in my body have been opened up and relaxed, and they have been fully adjusted through the small scene in front of me.
But they don't know that Chinese culture has a core, which is mind. Chinese people on earth have changed thousands of forms through thousands of years, but in the end they always rely on one goal, which is to regulate their minds.
But Jiang Gezi believes that the meaning of the existence of art, apart from the official additions, the so-called guiding function, guiding function, expressive meaning, etc., in fact, its simple and simple root is to please people, it is to be used as a pleasing existence.
Everything in front of me is so pleasing, so happy that I actually feel that I don't have to leave in the future, even if I sit here, my mind is at ease, so at ease that I can quietly wait for death, which is also a joyful thing.
This small scene, with Jiang Gezi's skillful hands, two points of spirituality, three or four points of nostalgia, copied five or six kinds of them as they were, and pieced them together, and sorted out thousands of time stories that have happened and are still going on...
You have to believe that if you walk along the gable wall in front of you, which can be seen from shallow to deep at a glance, you can join in and become a long-standing part of this place, whether it is a person, or a thing, or an annual ring. ...
I can become anything I want, and I am always happy, taking my time...
Under the old gable is a river, which is made of a huge black and white stream stone, which is not a famous product, skillfully carved to remove the heart.
Sometimes the river water is water, and it is also the white texture of those stones. They are harmonious with each other, not abrupt, and they are natural.
Along the river, there is a lotus pond with green leaves facing the entrance hall... the water in the lotus pond is alive, the fish are alive, the flowers are fresh, the water droplets on the leaves are rolling, and the water slides slowly to the bank of the river A few frogs of different sizes, shaped like stones along the stream, rounded according to the square, skillfully carved...
Those frogs probably drank too much, so they opened their mouths, and spitting clear water on an old water wheel by the river bank high and low... The water wheel turns, and all the scenery, through the water, and from the small On the side of the rockery waterfall, carved from old wood, it looks like a small water wheel that has been running for decades to comb and transport. Suddenly, all the scenery is flexible and full of vitality...
This is an Earth China, and the small water magic scenes that often appear... It doesn't take much effort.
The water wheel raises and lowers the years and repeats itself, taking everything away, creating everything, never ending...just like the smooth rocks around it that have been polished by water...a few small trees, vines, flowers and plants are all born of stones, trees Shi Huiyin, uneven and scattered, soft and strong, casual and light, just adapting, the scene is like nature...
Looking down carefully, you can see that the mountain is actually huge and continuous... Following the rocky waterfall, a path covered with moss, climbing up the mountain along the steps, you can see a few looming houses in the mountain ... In front of that house, under the well bank tree, there was an old man playing chess. Now, maybe he had gone to eat, leaving only the mat, the futon on the chessboard, and the endgame is still there. Xu will come back and continue after a while... …
Time is also connected in this way, and the turnover is...
If you are impatient to wait, you will look up and watch the scene. By the side of the mountains and rivers, above the lotus pond, there is a half-leaked circular window. There are shadows on the other side of the window. There are bamboo leaves swaying in the wind. There are people in the distance, and there are others. Sound, there are more alleys, and infinite time stories for taste and consideration...
This place is really amazing.
Whether it is visual experience, olfactory experience, auditory experience, or psychological experience, all the scenes here can be comfortable, step by step, one after another, just like the opening of a drama, turning all elements into introductions, and opening the introductions The curtain shows a scene of true love in the world, and people just participate in this story naturally, without feeling that they are foreigners at all.
No one spoke at the scene, only various heavy breathing and dark sighs kept coming.
At the same time, Jiang Gezi was watching carefully, observing their expressions.
After all, these are all judges who take the property rights of neighbors as free judges, and he has to pay attention to their every word and deed.
Yes, the purpose of everything he did was to please these people in exchange for a small ticket.
When he saw their expressions gradually changed from initial shock to appreciation, his slightly unsteady heart finally fell to the ground.
You know, even though they are all in the Eastern world, their growth paths are different after all.
Take the neighbors in Laosan Alley as an example. Logically, Sanchang County is the poorest place in Kyushu, but the common people here are inherently tough and proud.
I don't know what they are so proud of with their consistent and double income. Anyway, they somehow feel that they are great.
It is not clear to reason with them. Anyway, Kyushu people have always been the mother of the earth, they are the second, and the rest?
They don't even count as people!
Gaeldong mainlanders are famous for their flamboyant temperament, and their pursuit of aesthetics is also deeply influenced by the local roots, and they have a strong temperament of the people of a big country.
It's like Mr. Xue's iron pipa, how heavy it is, how heavy it is, and how difficult it is to play.
Sometimes Jiang Gezi also wonders, is the wood bad?What resonance effect can iron have?Isn't this asking for trouble for yourself!
But Team Leader Xue was in his dozen years old, so he saw Tiantian walking around with a large iron lump on his back, and he didn't feel tired and panicked at all.
He is dozens of years old, and his bones are lacking in calcium. He insists on wearing steel armor to play, and his pipa sounds open and close. s reason.
And his musical expression is also liked and appreciated by Gaelic people.
For all tunes, the sound must first be loud enough, and then pay attention to other aspects.
Just want... big!Huge!Infinity!
Heck, what a weird aesthetic.
Moreover, Team Leader Xue insisted that the iron ore that Tie Pipa needs must come from the old iron ore in Chang'an County in Sanchang, and that is the authentic one. As for the other places, they are all fake and shoddy.
On the surface he disliked it, but Jiang Gezi was envious in his heart.
Because his hometown, the Huaxia people who are also in the Eastern Continent, cannot be as free and easy as the people from the Gaeldong Continent.
Regardless of the social environment or even the development of science and technology, they have never lost in history, and they have always been at the forefront of Gail.
People have never been angry at all.
Even if he is angry, he will never admit it, his mouth is hard, his heart is hard, and his neck is even harder.
It's like starting an army based on Dao. From his strategic attitude, one can see the personality of the Kyushu people. Although the official saying is to unify the land of the Eastern Continent...but to put it bluntly, Li Jidao has been doing one thing all his life.
Fight a war of aggression!
Then, just like Qin Shihuang unified the six countries, he won, he was right!The same goes for people from all over Kyushu, you win, you have the final say!
Their Mu Qiang was very thoughtful, and sometimes Jiang Gezi felt that the Kyushu people had the personality of an old Qin person.
That's really looking at the world, I don't accept anyone.
It can be clearly seen from the history books that in the past, there were countless small country tribes active around the center of the Eastern Continent.
Don't people have a history?There would be no glorious national culture, and people's land could be invaded at will...
There is no place to reason about this matter, there is only that, you are amazing, I will happily obey!Anyway, it's not yours, it's his too, we will listen to whoever is good.
You say you have no sense of national shame?
Only when you are full can you be ashamed, and when your quality of life is good, you will understand honor and disgrace.
Li Jidao has been conquering all his life, and his concept of the country is that the land that my war horse has stepped on is mine!It doesn't matter who owned this place in the past, if I snatch it, it's mine.
If it weren't for the isolation around the sea, the technology in that era was not in place, and the most important point, Li Ji said that he had a short life.
According to Li Jidao's personality, if he doesn't die early, this planet will probably be unified by him sooner or later, and only one country called Kyushu can exist.
In the 800-year history of Kyushu's development, in order to maintain its international discourse power, Kyushu has always focused on the development of science and technology, thus ignoring other parts.
On the sculpture of "The Perpetually Moving Gale" on the world's art mecca of Fonken Island, the little star representing Kyushu is so bleak.
With the stability of the modern world and the rapid development of all countries, art and sports events, like the earth, have become an important way to represent and show off national power.
Also because of this, Kyushu's art is not brilliant, and it has become a heart disease for people in the East.
They can create countless large works like the Leshan Giant Buddha, and then what?
In fact, there is no more!
It's like the Chinese football on the earth can't be played, and everyone is used to being too lazy to scold.
All the people are now staring at the development of art, hoping that the museums in the holy land of art can accept more works from Kyushu.
However, Kyushu art is all kinds of fantasies at home, and it just doesn't work when you go out.
The art of Kyushu was developed in such soil, and therefore, its art is completely different from the art of the Eastern Continent of the Earth.
Most of them even belong to the category of flamboyant, free and easy, elegant and elegant. In terms of details, they are always somewhat imprecise, and in terms of connotation and artistic conception, they are not as good as the sufferings of the southern and western continents.
Since the works can't be uploaded, I will be the biggest art sponsor. Anyway, you have to give a consolation prize, right?
If you don't give Kyushu country face, then don't even think about the sponsorship money for the next art conference!
Well, the art environment in Kyushu is probably like this, they are the world-famous art takers.
No!Bitch!
Moreover, they have devoted themselves to teasing cats and dogs for many years. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, they still focus on being ready to tease cats and dogs at any time, so it is conceivable to forget the development of local art.
Because of this, when Jiang Gezi saw Yu Dongchi leading those artists, they watched them step by step almost at the speed of a turtle. Some nouns, complicating the decoration at his door?
That's right, Jiang Gezi thought the doorway was an unimportant decoration.
I'm going, am I so amazing, and the things I make are so exquisite?
What, borrowing far, borrowing near, borrowing real, borrowing falsely, borrowing from above, borrowing from below... is that right?There are so many sayings?Why don't I know?
What about framed scenes, perspective scenes, hidden scenes... Only then did he realize that most of his landscapes belonged to the category of decorative scenes.
In short, it is the scenery used as embellishment.
So he admired in his heart, ah!Mother Earth, your child has a promising future, and I will be an artist when I get to an alien planet!
In fact, he is really not as complicated as these people say.
See them appreciate it like this?He thought, so his artistic qualifications are considered a success?
I was thinking wildly.
An artist who was following behind Yu Dongchi couldn't hold back, so she asked Jiang Gezi loudly: "This gentleman? Can I ask which garden artist did the landscaping at the entrance?"
Why?This, is this an artist?
This is too fast, people are not ready yet!
Jiang Gezi froze for a moment, then pointed to his face with a smile.
I'm really sorry, but it's not the hand of an artist like me.
You alien bumpkins!
At the moment, all the artists who were still discussing in low voices, either static or dynamic, hoping to study from a deeper level and explain the exquisite scene at the entrance, all shut their mouths in unison, and looked at it with surprise on their faces. Jiang pigeon.
And the lady asked again in an even more unbelievable way: "What?!"
Can't hear?
Jiang Gezi still had a smile on his face, and he pointed to his own face again.
Don't carelessly praise it, it's me!
At the moment, the lady couldn't believe it even more.
And her professionalism did not allow her to believe it.
So she asked loudly for the third time: "Sorry! Maybe I'm old, and some of the expressions are not clear. I mean... sir? Can I ask, which artist made this artificial landscape at the door?"
Jiang Gezi looked at the door suspiciously, and then at this group of astonished...artists?
This...why can't it be me?
He had no choice but to answer in a firm tone: "I said it was me, so it's so difficult that I need to produce any evidence?"
After finishing speaking, he carefully looked at the woman in front of him, nearly half a century old, with gray hair, elegant and restrained temperament, wearing thin gold-rimmed glasses, and wearing a slim robe that fell to the floor... Well, in short, this lady's temperament and appearance are similar to Harry's. Professor McGonagall in Potter is the same.
She looks rigorous and serious, full of temperament, lying child, I want to shut down the deterrent power of your little black room.
Yu Dongchi saw that the atmosphere was a bit stiff, so he smiled and smoothed things over and said, "Mr. Luo, please allow me to introduce you to this... this young artist...Xin Miao."
He didn't know how to introduce Jiang Gezi in front of this lady.
After thinking for a while, Yu Dongchi walked up to stand between the two of them.
The lady first bowed slightly to Yu Dongchi in greeting: "Your Highness!"
Yu Dongchi also nodded slightly in return: "Sir... please allow me to introduce you, this is Jiang Gezi, he is from Changhui..."
Speaking of this, his tone lagged behind...
Jiang Gezi, on the other hand, looked at Yu Dongchi who had gradually stiffened with an interested look.
Our pigeons are sometimes in a stupid place, there is a kind of non-human insufficiency, but when he is smart, he also has a non-human sensitivity.
He thought, this fool doesn't know why he can't even be friends with him?In fact, it was because I only had the context and mood to raise the price of beef jerky by five cents.
But I didn't open my mouth. Last night, I played Baicao and lost the steering wheel of a yacht. In that case, I would be in step with Yu Dongchi and the others at any time.
Is the airship driven with a steering wheel?
I do not know!
I probably won't have the chance to visit the captain's command room in this lifetime...
So, don't be friends anymore.
He didn't have everything these people cared about.
Maybe Yu Dongchi and the others think that the only thing they can offer is the newly obtained title, but they still don't allow others to mention it.
Even the pole, perhaps in the eyes of these artists, is old dust, sloppy dross, and belongs to the original garbage that should have been discarded by history long ago.
Why is it hard for Yu Dongchi to reveal his identity? It's because in his growing environment, everyone's ideas are like this.
A pole is a person's servant, maybe not even a person, at most it is a weapon that can't be remembered.
The air stagnates.
However, Jiang Gezi didn't intend to procrastinate, he happily extended a hand to the lady in front of him, and after the lady hesitated for a moment, she laughed and extended her hand to shake Jiang Gezi.
In Kyushu, nobles are reserved and they hate physical touch.
And shaking hands is considered the etiquette of the common people here.
"Hi, please allow me to introduce myself to you, my name is Jiang Gezi..."
Speaking of this, Jiang Gezi pointed to the landscape eaves behind him and said, "Have you seen this in other places?"
The lady in front of her thought carefully, then shook her head.
Jiang Gezi continued to ask her: "So, have you seen someone else have something similar?"
The lady in front of her, the art exhibitions she has seen are not ten thousand, but eight thousand.
She has never seen anyone who handles the whole life system in such a minimalist way and expresses it in such a way.
Yes, minimalism!
It's like freehand brushwork, with one stroke and one touch, the brushwork is simple, but it immediately exaggerates the world... This is Huaxia aesthetics.
Finally, the lady looked more rigorously at the artists in front of and behind her, asking questions.
And they thought about it, then shook their heads together.
Jiang Gezi spread his hands: "So, it is mine, and indeed it was made by me. I am a native of this county, and I grew up in such an old street and under such a roof. , a small commoner."
The lady in front of me was stunned for a moment, then she looked at the eaves, then Jiang Gezi, and finally she nodded again and again in a sudden realization, and then said: "Ah! That's it! I understand...and...understand So this is home! This is your home, isn't it, sir? What a wonderful place you were born...
I think it must have given you countless good memories, right?That's why you, in this way, restore them here!right sirYou have really done a pretty amazing thing!But, I... I really want to know, where did you learn your... these skills? "
Speaking of this, the lady showed a weird smile, pointing at Jiang Gezi's hand as if to expose a child's trick.
Jiang Gezi looked down at his palm, and he also smiled when he saw it.
His hands are white and tender, without even a single callus...and...pretty pretty.
However, this is not the palm of a craftsman at all.
The lady opposite also slowly stretched out her hands.
Even, many people in this room stretched out their hands.
And their hands, most of the joints are thick, the skin is rough, full of calluses...
It is a real craftsman's hand.
The lady on the opposite side shook her head slightly and smiled, but she never let go of her hand, and waved it back and forth seriously towards Jiang Gezi.
Paranoid like a child, but also a little cute.
Jiang Gezi smiled helplessly. He always respected such a serious person without losing his temper.
Therefore, he asked the lady softly in a very tolerant tone: "Sorry ma'am, may I know your last name? Otherwise, ma'am, the ma'am seems very jerky, and it is not convenient for communication."
The lady finally withdrew her hand, and then she took out a certificate from her bosom, with a serious face, solemnly held it in both hands and handed it to Jiang Gezi.
Jiang Gezi took the ID and opened it, only to see that there was a photo of this lady in a more McGregor style, and under her name, there was just one line:
International second-class engraver, Luo Jiushang.
that's enough.
This one turned out to be a national teacher!
No wonder Yu Dongchi always called her Mr. She could really be Mr. One Country.
After returning the documents with both hands, Jiang Gezi could feel that Mr. Luo had a lot to ask himself.
So he moved sideways and asked Ms. Luo to walk in.
He said: "Some things are very complicated to explain, so I would like to invite you to take a look inside with me, and I will introduce you to some things in our old street while walking, maybe at that time, you will understand why I There are no calluses on your hands, but before that, there is something I want to make clear to you, in fact... Well, I am still a stick."
There was a buzzing in the room.
Mr. Luo exclaimed slightly, then turned his face in disbelief and looked Jiang Gezi up and down, and finally she said, "Pole?"
Jiang Gezi nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, it's the kind of pole that Mr. Wang thought in his heart. The former imperial king's blade, now a stick is inserted into the countryside of the King of Shili Mountain... Well, the good ones are called country rich people. A person like me who can't get up and down is just a country bastard."
Yu Dongchi couldn't help crying and shaking his head. He first turned his head to look around, but changed the subject very kindly, and asked Jiang Gezi, "Gege, are you alone?"
Is there no one to help you?
Jiang Gezi nodded and smiled at him with a good temper.
He's not insane, because of those trivial matters, because of the villa being treated poorly, he speaks badly to Yu Dongchi.
Yu Dongchi, speaking from the bottom of his heart, is actually a rare good man among nobles.At the very least, he has always tolerated himself, and because he has always tolerated the residents of Laosanxiang.
From this special Hall [-], as well as the qualifications of the neighbors to participate in the competition, and Longzhaoao, who was diverted for Laosanxiang, we should express our gratitude to them for their kindness.
If you think about it carefully, even if you just don't want to be with him or be friends with him, benefits can be exchanged for benefits, and there is an equal status factor.
Otherwise, people will take it by force, and if you succeed in revenge secretly, you will lose first.
Therefore, Yu Dongchi was quite interesting to Jiang Gezi.
Regarding this point, it is clear to look at the consistent attitude of the Kyushu regime towards the Gaoke people.
In front of a big country, a person is worthless as an individual.
Jiang Gezi shook his head with a smile, picked up the loudspeaker that was on the side, and put it on his ear.
Regarding this item, it was a military product he brought along from the east coast, and he never returned it to others afterwards.
With a loudspeaker on, he smiled and said to the people in the room: "Hey, hello! Hello? Yes, you all heard it, this microphone is fine!"
Suddenly someone in the room laughed.
Art is elegant, and the absolutely rebellious form like Jiang Gezi really feels very fresh to them.
Seeing that everyone was looking at this place in unison, Jiang Gezi adjusted his voice so that everyone could hear it, but it was not annoying.
He is a foolish and bold person who is not afraid of anything, so, according to what he saw and heard as tour guides around the world, he started to be a temporary guide for everyone.
"Please follow me, the passage is on the right, the exit is on the left, there are three bathrooms, all hidden behind the leaves, gentlemen, if you are in a hurry, just raise your hands, I will show you the way..."
Speaking of this, he pointed to the wall facing the infinite depth and said: "You can't go there, someone will fall from the eighth floor neatly and be broken into meatloaf!"
The people in the exhibition hall burst into laughter.
It seems...it is very interesting to explain art in this way.
Zhou Songchun silently walked to Yu Dongchi's side, chuckled in his ear and said, "Your Highness, it's really unexpected!"
Yu Dongchi nodded, and looked at Jiang Gezi with bright eyes. He always showed a shocking and appreciative side when he didn't expect it.
This is... really interesting.
Just like that, Yu Dongchi put aside his identity for the time being, followed behind Jiang Gezi, and temporarily became a tourist.
People walked into the back hall through the garden bottle-shaped door under the shade of a tree on the right side of the house, and then their eyes lit up.
Because, there is still a decoration behind the door.
The decorative scene is a cluster of random bamboos, and before the random bamboos, there are several root-carved tea tables moved out of the tea pavilion for visitors to rest.
Of course, Uncle Huang wrote a new banner about drinking a little wine and bragging, which really aroused a few laughs.
But apart from these, people's eyes brightened, but what shocked their hearts was something else.
That's right, that's the rather scary walnut rotten wood, carved into "Lao San Lane in the Sunset".
It was lying right in the dark.
Before everyone went to watch, Jiang Gezi raised his voice and said: "Don't worry, everyone. Next, please introduce me to understand all the works in our exhibition hall layer by layer, because if you don't listen, I will explain ..."
He pretended to be a threat, and threatened with a messy head: "In the end, we will take the test temporarily. If you don't understand the test, you will be fined and repeated!"
Everyone burst into laughter immediately.
But at this moment, a distant iron pipa sound gradually sounded.
Along with the ancient pipa tunes, there are several young people, as if standing in a small boat in the river, expressing love to the girl in love.
That song is really catchy, nice to listen to, and full of charm...
At this moment, Jiang Gezi put his hand to his ear and pretended to whisper, "Did you all hear that?"
Everyone was controlled by him like a Gu, and they all nodded in unison like children.
"Then, this is what I'm introducing to you. It belongs to the first art work in Laosanxiang! The eight masters of Kyushu, Changhui Tiepipa! The guy who plays the pipa is a handsome guy in our old alley. His name is Lin Yuan. Spring, remember, Lin, Garden, Spring! Listen, how good this name is, just like our exhibition hall, although it is winter outside, it is no match for the scenery of the garden that you guys have seen... Lin Yuan Chun, remember this name!"
As for the Eight Great Families, it was purely his talking nonsense.
Yu Dongchi couldn't hold it back, tilted his head and said to Zhou Songchun with a smile: "You said...he learned so many tricks there, it's really..." It's so interesting!
Zhou Songchun was about to speak.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Gezi suddenly pointed at the two of them and said, "Hey, the two kids over there, don't whisper in class, or you will be fined twice for homework after class!"
Everyone was startled, and looked at Jiang Gezi and then Yu Dongchi in astonishment.
That's the prince!
How could you be so impolite and... still pointing at His Highness.
However, His Highness just laughed indifferently.
After laughing, he looked around and asked Jiang Gezi with a familiar attitude, "I said..."
"Call the teacher!"
"Hey... stop making trouble, let the gentlemen laugh at you?"
"gentlemen?"
Jiang Gezi looked around pretending not to care, and then said to Yu Dongchi very seriously: "Sir, I didn't see it! Cute little friend... there is a large group here! En!"
He nodded resolutely, and said to Yu Dongchi with a grateful face: "I think your Highness was born in the royal family, and also inherited a little bit of kung fu of golden mouth and jade teeth. The children in my class will definitely grow up to be the pillars of the country when they grow up. Become a great international master craftsman! If the dream comes true in the future, when that time comes... I can give you a plaque with a good fortune?"
Now, the house is considered to be boiling.
This group of old guys, who would dare to joke with them like this in the usual environment?And, watching the royal family make jokes, that... that is quite enjoyable!
They laughed together and were already so happy that they didn't know what to do.
Zhou Songchun stared at Jiang Gezi dumbfounded. After watching for a long time, he whispered to Yu Dongchi: "Your Highness, why don't you change your assistant? I think Gege is suitable! I really didn't see it... This guy's way of pleasing people is really too much." Terrible!"
I can't beat him!
The muscles on Yu Dongchi's face twitched, he couldn't laugh out loud, so he quickly walked to the side, supported the wall on one side, his shoulders shook violently...
After a few laughs, all the reserve of the judges disappeared.
Then, as if the flowers of the heart were blooming, they were focused and serious, and their eyes and hearts followed Jiang Gezi.
In this way, Jiang Gezi continued to behave in the tour guide style of his cheap earth group.
The tour guides of the Earth Cheap Group are trying every means to deceive people into spending.Jiang Gezi, on the other hand, was talking flatteringly, throwing dirt and scumbags around, trying to deceive people about their qualifications.
"As for the two of you, Chang Qu'er, that person is also handsome, very seductive! When tomorrow, gentlemen, bring your friends, neighbors? We also welcome other seven aunts and eight aunts. Of course, it would be even better if their private identities were voted judges..."
"Hahaha……"
"At that time, we can still invite you to eat the salt-boiled peanuts made by these three, the salt-boiled peanuts from our Laosanxiang...the taste...Tsk tsk, don't mention it!
Five cents a pack, cheap and delicious!Also, the one in the treble part is called He Mingchuan, and the one in the bass part is called Deng Changnong. If the three of them don't sing songs or express art, they are actually selling hops and peanuts in our Laosanxiang..."
"Hahahahaha...!"
"Hey... the price of this art is too high, salted peanuts can't be sold! Feel it, gentlemen, they have suffered a huge loss of money for art, in this world? Is there anything more important than making money? ?”
"Haha... yes, no!"
"Yes! No! So, please come tomorrow. They have prepared a lot of songs, and they also sell salted peanuts. If you give a ticket, you can eat for free. If you don't have a ticket... then you are not allowed to leave!"
"Hahahaha... If you don't go, you must come!"
"So, no matter what, I invite you to come and listen to the iron pipa ensemble of our ancient art inheritors, and bring it to the tea stall over there tomorrow. The hand that usually bakes big cakes cooks the wild tea from our Evergreen Mountain for you. Of course...it is important to mention that these three young people are from the orthodox old inheritance... If you miss it, it will be a lifetime of regret. !"
It hadn't taken a few steps, and someone in the room was already laughing like crazy.
However, as a good cheap tour guide, Jiang Gezi will also reconcile people's emotions.
This is called relaxation.
So, while everyone was full of emotions, he suddenly turned on the light switch on the wall next to him.
And then... A series of small light bulbs that are not too bright shine on the blue brick wall of the old city, on the old bark, on the hanging branches of the privet tree...
The light under the light bulb is deliberately old, washed into black and white family portraits of various families in Laosanxiang.
And next to those photos, there are old iron house numbers that were cut from the door of each house... There are more than a dozen mottled, old, decayed and peeling old business name plaques placed vertically and horizontally on the wall of this photo ...
Those plaques look disorganized, but in fact, they use the angle to subtly divide the photo wall into Niujiaotou Alley, Niujiao Street Alley, Niujiaowei Alley...
As for the people in the photos, some are in groups, some are alone, some are of four generations living under one roof, and some are. There is only one door left...
Then Jiang Gezi's tone became erratic, and he said, "This is what used to be Laosanxiang. Now, it's gone!"
Having said that, he supported the wall with his hand, pretending to be regretful, and stroked the wall a few times.
In fact, there is a sound switch there, hidden under the bark of the wall...
In this way, in the sound of the iron pipa, Xue's voice slowly sounded, but the song he sang was a Jiangnan folk song that could be repeated repeatedly, "Spring Song" brought by Jiang Gezi from the earth.
The song is sung like this: There are flowers in spring, moon in autumn, cool wind in summer and snow in winter. If you have nothing to worry about, it is a good time in the world...
The song was sung step by step and repeated without lingering, and then in its background, the bell of the bicycle, and the nursery rhyme of the little girl dancing rubber band, in the distance, the sound of mother and grandma calling the child to go home and eat join together
Although they all come from extraordinary backgrounds, have years of experience, have high social status and are well-informed, everyone is shocked...
Jiang Gezi couldn't feel how amazing these landscapes were.Because of the previous life, they existed in every corner of his world all the time.
If there are too many, it will naturally not be taken seriously.
But he overlooked one thing. Those scenes, those techniques, and those techniques that he thought were not so great are all the splendid Chinese art achievements of 5000 years.
The Chinese art of the local earth collides with the art and culture of the Gaeldong continent, which also has a history of thousands of years of civilization.Among them, sparks and shock are too superficial.
The 5000-year-old oriental cultural system in China on Earth, Jiang Gezi, who was conceived and raised, did not live his previous life in vain.
In my previous life, I just went to a high-end restaurant with a strong cultural atmosphere, and everyone could create a set of retro charm.
What's more, Jiang Gezi has been modified now, and enough local characteristics of Changhui have been incorporated, such as the old wall and the architectural style of the old house, which are completely born out of Laosanxiang.
Otherwise, these people will not be able to resonate, and they will not be able to quickly accommodate emotions.
However, it is still shocking enough.
Just like that, everyone stopped talking, and these Kyushu country bumpkins who Jiang Gezi secretly slandered, had already started to use their professional eyes to judge carefully.
Straight ahead, although it is only a simple first-level scenery, they found that what they saw with their eyes, heard with their ears, smelled with their noses, and felt psychologically... are all things that have never been seen in the Gaelic Continent. It can be said that it is a new, better, new garden art that makes people happy from the soul.
Just standing here, I already feel that all the cells in my body have been opened up and relaxed, and they have been fully adjusted through the small scene in front of me.
But they don't know that Chinese culture has a core, which is mind. Chinese people on earth have changed thousands of forms through thousands of years, but in the end they always rely on one goal, which is to regulate their minds.
But Jiang Gezi believes that the meaning of the existence of art, apart from the official additions, the so-called guiding function, guiding function, expressive meaning, etc., in fact, its simple and simple root is to please people, it is to be used as a pleasing existence.
Everything in front of me is so pleasing, so happy that I actually feel that I don't have to leave in the future, even if I sit here, my mind is at ease, so at ease that I can quietly wait for death, which is also a joyful thing.
This small scene, with Jiang Gezi's skillful hands, two points of spirituality, three or four points of nostalgia, copied five or six kinds of them as they were, and pieced them together, and sorted out thousands of time stories that have happened and are still going on...
You have to believe that if you walk along the gable wall in front of you, which can be seen from shallow to deep at a glance, you can join in and become a long-standing part of this place, whether it is a person, or a thing, or an annual ring. ...
I can become anything I want, and I am always happy, taking my time...
Under the old gable is a river, which is made of a huge black and white stream stone, which is not a famous product, skillfully carved to remove the heart.
Sometimes the river water is water, and it is also the white texture of those stones. They are harmonious with each other, not abrupt, and they are natural.
Along the river, there is a lotus pond with green leaves facing the entrance hall... the water in the lotus pond is alive, the fish are alive, the flowers are fresh, the water droplets on the leaves are rolling, and the water slides slowly to the bank of the river A few frogs of different sizes, shaped like stones along the stream, rounded according to the square, skillfully carved...
Those frogs probably drank too much, so they opened their mouths, and spitting clear water on an old water wheel by the river bank high and low... The water wheel turns, and all the scenery, through the water, and from the small On the side of the rockery waterfall, carved from old wood, it looks like a small water wheel that has been running for decades to comb and transport. Suddenly, all the scenery is flexible and full of vitality...
This is an Earth China, and the small water magic scenes that often appear... It doesn't take much effort.
The water wheel raises and lowers the years and repeats itself, taking everything away, creating everything, never ending...just like the smooth rocks around it that have been polished by water...a few small trees, vines, flowers and plants are all born of stones, trees Shi Huiyin, uneven and scattered, soft and strong, casual and light, just adapting, the scene is like nature...
Looking down carefully, you can see that the mountain is actually huge and continuous... Following the rocky waterfall, a path covered with moss, climbing up the mountain along the steps, you can see a few looming houses in the mountain ... In front of that house, under the well bank tree, there was an old man playing chess. Now, maybe he had gone to eat, leaving only the mat, the futon on the chessboard, and the endgame is still there. Xu will come back and continue after a while... …
Time is also connected in this way, and the turnover is...
If you are impatient to wait, you will look up and watch the scene. By the side of the mountains and rivers, above the lotus pond, there is a half-leaked circular window. There are shadows on the other side of the window. There are bamboo leaves swaying in the wind. There are people in the distance, and there are others. Sound, there are more alleys, and infinite time stories for taste and consideration...
This place is really amazing.
Whether it is visual experience, olfactory experience, auditory experience, or psychological experience, all the scenes here can be comfortable, step by step, one after another, just like the opening of a drama, turning all elements into introductions, and opening the introductions The curtain shows a scene of true love in the world, and people just participate in this story naturally, without feeling that they are foreigners at all.
No one spoke at the scene, only various heavy breathing and dark sighs kept coming.
At the same time, Jiang Gezi was watching carefully, observing their expressions.
After all, these are all judges who take the property rights of neighbors as free judges, and he has to pay attention to their every word and deed.
Yes, the purpose of everything he did was to please these people in exchange for a small ticket.
When he saw their expressions gradually changed from initial shock to appreciation, his slightly unsteady heart finally fell to the ground.
You know, even though they are all in the Eastern world, their growth paths are different after all.
Take the neighbors in Laosan Alley as an example. Logically, Sanchang County is the poorest place in Kyushu, but the common people here are inherently tough and proud.
I don't know what they are so proud of with their consistent and double income. Anyway, they somehow feel that they are great.
It is not clear to reason with them. Anyway, Kyushu people have always been the mother of the earth, they are the second, and the rest?
They don't even count as people!
Gaeldong mainlanders are famous for their flamboyant temperament, and their pursuit of aesthetics is also deeply influenced by the local roots, and they have a strong temperament of the people of a big country.
It's like Mr. Xue's iron pipa, how heavy it is, how heavy it is, and how difficult it is to play.
Sometimes Jiang Gezi also wonders, is the wood bad?What resonance effect can iron have?Isn't this asking for trouble for yourself!
But Team Leader Xue was in his dozen years old, so he saw Tiantian walking around with a large iron lump on his back, and he didn't feel tired and panicked at all.
He is dozens of years old, and his bones are lacking in calcium. He insists on wearing steel armor to play, and his pipa sounds open and close. s reason.
And his musical expression is also liked and appreciated by Gaelic people.
For all tunes, the sound must first be loud enough, and then pay attention to other aspects.
Just want... big!Huge!Infinity!
Heck, what a weird aesthetic.
Moreover, Team Leader Xue insisted that the iron ore that Tie Pipa needs must come from the old iron ore in Chang'an County in Sanchang, and that is the authentic one. As for the other places, they are all fake and shoddy.
On the surface he disliked it, but Jiang Gezi was envious in his heart.
Because his hometown, the Huaxia people who are also in the Eastern Continent, cannot be as free and easy as the people from the Gaeldong Continent.
Regardless of the social environment or even the development of science and technology, they have never lost in history, and they have always been at the forefront of Gail.
People have never been angry at all.
Even if he is angry, he will never admit it, his mouth is hard, his heart is hard, and his neck is even harder.
It's like starting an army based on Dao. From his strategic attitude, one can see the personality of the Kyushu people. Although the official saying is to unify the land of the Eastern Continent...but to put it bluntly, Li Jidao has been doing one thing all his life.
Fight a war of aggression!
Then, just like Qin Shihuang unified the six countries, he won, he was right!The same goes for people from all over Kyushu, you win, you have the final say!
Their Mu Qiang was very thoughtful, and sometimes Jiang Gezi felt that the Kyushu people had the personality of an old Qin person.
That's really looking at the world, I don't accept anyone.
It can be clearly seen from the history books that in the past, there were countless small country tribes active around the center of the Eastern Continent.
Don't people have a history?There would be no glorious national culture, and people's land could be invaded at will...
There is no place to reason about this matter, there is only that, you are amazing, I will happily obey!Anyway, it's not yours, it's his too, we will listen to whoever is good.
You say you have no sense of national shame?
Only when you are full can you be ashamed, and when your quality of life is good, you will understand honor and disgrace.
Li Jidao has been conquering all his life, and his concept of the country is that the land that my war horse has stepped on is mine!It doesn't matter who owned this place in the past, if I snatch it, it's mine.
If it weren't for the isolation around the sea, the technology in that era was not in place, and the most important point, Li Ji said that he had a short life.
According to Li Jidao's personality, if he doesn't die early, this planet will probably be unified by him sooner or later, and only one country called Kyushu can exist.
In the 800-year history of Kyushu's development, in order to maintain its international discourse power, Kyushu has always focused on the development of science and technology, thus ignoring other parts.
On the sculpture of "The Perpetually Moving Gale" on the world's art mecca of Fonken Island, the little star representing Kyushu is so bleak.
With the stability of the modern world and the rapid development of all countries, art and sports events, like the earth, have become an important way to represent and show off national power.
Also because of this, Kyushu's art is not brilliant, and it has become a heart disease for people in the East.
They can create countless large works like the Leshan Giant Buddha, and then what?
In fact, there is no more!
It's like the Chinese football on the earth can't be played, and everyone is used to being too lazy to scold.
All the people are now staring at the development of art, hoping that the museums in the holy land of art can accept more works from Kyushu.
However, Kyushu art is all kinds of fantasies at home, and it just doesn't work when you go out.
The art of Kyushu was developed in such soil, and therefore, its art is completely different from the art of the Eastern Continent of the Earth.
Most of them even belong to the category of flamboyant, free and easy, elegant and elegant. In terms of details, they are always somewhat imprecise, and in terms of connotation and artistic conception, they are not as good as the sufferings of the southern and western continents.
Since the works can't be uploaded, I will be the biggest art sponsor. Anyway, you have to give a consolation prize, right?
If you don't give Kyushu country face, then don't even think about the sponsorship money for the next art conference!
Well, the art environment in Kyushu is probably like this, they are the world-famous art takers.
No!Bitch!
Moreover, they have devoted themselves to teasing cats and dogs for many years. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, they still focus on being ready to tease cats and dogs at any time, so it is conceivable to forget the development of local art.
Because of this, when Jiang Gezi saw Yu Dongchi leading those artists, they watched them step by step almost at the speed of a turtle. Some nouns, complicating the decoration at his door?
That's right, Jiang Gezi thought the doorway was an unimportant decoration.
I'm going, am I so amazing, and the things I make are so exquisite?
What, borrowing far, borrowing near, borrowing real, borrowing falsely, borrowing from above, borrowing from below... is that right?There are so many sayings?Why don't I know?
What about framed scenes, perspective scenes, hidden scenes... Only then did he realize that most of his landscapes belonged to the category of decorative scenes.
In short, it is the scenery used as embellishment.
So he admired in his heart, ah!Mother Earth, your child has a promising future, and I will be an artist when I get to an alien planet!
In fact, he is really not as complicated as these people say.
See them appreciate it like this?He thought, so his artistic qualifications are considered a success?
I was thinking wildly.
An artist who was following behind Yu Dongchi couldn't hold back, so she asked Jiang Gezi loudly: "This gentleman? Can I ask which garden artist did the landscaping at the entrance?"
Why?This, is this an artist?
This is too fast, people are not ready yet!
Jiang Gezi froze for a moment, then pointed to his face with a smile.
I'm really sorry, but it's not the hand of an artist like me.
You alien bumpkins!
At the moment, all the artists who were still discussing in low voices, either static or dynamic, hoping to study from a deeper level and explain the exquisite scene at the entrance, all shut their mouths in unison, and looked at it with surprise on their faces. Jiang pigeon.
And the lady asked again in an even more unbelievable way: "What?!"
Can't hear?
Jiang Gezi still had a smile on his face, and he pointed to his own face again.
Don't carelessly praise it, it's me!
At the moment, the lady couldn't believe it even more.
And her professionalism did not allow her to believe it.
So she asked loudly for the third time: "Sorry! Maybe I'm old, and some of the expressions are not clear. I mean... sir? Can I ask, which artist made this artificial landscape at the door?"
Jiang Gezi looked at the door suspiciously, and then at this group of astonished...artists?
This...why can't it be me?
He had no choice but to answer in a firm tone: "I said it was me, so it's so difficult that I need to produce any evidence?"
After finishing speaking, he carefully looked at the woman in front of him, nearly half a century old, with gray hair, elegant and restrained temperament, wearing thin gold-rimmed glasses, and wearing a slim robe that fell to the floor... Well, in short, this lady's temperament and appearance are similar to Harry's. Professor McGonagall in Potter is the same.
She looks rigorous and serious, full of temperament, lying child, I want to shut down the deterrent power of your little black room.
Yu Dongchi saw that the atmosphere was a bit stiff, so he smiled and smoothed things over and said, "Mr. Luo, please allow me to introduce you to this... this young artist...Xin Miao."
He didn't know how to introduce Jiang Gezi in front of this lady.
After thinking for a while, Yu Dongchi walked up to stand between the two of them.
The lady first bowed slightly to Yu Dongchi in greeting: "Your Highness!"
Yu Dongchi also nodded slightly in return: "Sir... please allow me to introduce you, this is Jiang Gezi, he is from Changhui..."
Speaking of this, his tone lagged behind...
Jiang Gezi, on the other hand, looked at Yu Dongchi who had gradually stiffened with an interested look.
Our pigeons are sometimes in a stupid place, there is a kind of non-human insufficiency, but when he is smart, he also has a non-human sensitivity.
He thought, this fool doesn't know why he can't even be friends with him?In fact, it was because I only had the context and mood to raise the price of beef jerky by five cents.
But I didn't open my mouth. Last night, I played Baicao and lost the steering wheel of a yacht. In that case, I would be in step with Yu Dongchi and the others at any time.
Is the airship driven with a steering wheel?
I do not know!
I probably won't have the chance to visit the captain's command room in this lifetime...
So, don't be friends anymore.
He didn't have everything these people cared about.
Maybe Yu Dongchi and the others think that the only thing they can offer is the newly obtained title, but they still don't allow others to mention it.
Even the pole, perhaps in the eyes of these artists, is old dust, sloppy dross, and belongs to the original garbage that should have been discarded by history long ago.
Why is it hard for Yu Dongchi to reveal his identity? It's because in his growing environment, everyone's ideas are like this.
A pole is a person's servant, maybe not even a person, at most it is a weapon that can't be remembered.
The air stagnates.
However, Jiang Gezi didn't intend to procrastinate, he happily extended a hand to the lady in front of him, and after the lady hesitated for a moment, she laughed and extended her hand to shake Jiang Gezi.
In Kyushu, nobles are reserved and they hate physical touch.
And shaking hands is considered the etiquette of the common people here.
"Hi, please allow me to introduce myself to you, my name is Jiang Gezi..."
Speaking of this, Jiang Gezi pointed to the landscape eaves behind him and said, "Have you seen this in other places?"
The lady in front of her thought carefully, then shook her head.
Jiang Gezi continued to ask her: "So, have you seen someone else have something similar?"
The lady in front of her, the art exhibitions she has seen are not ten thousand, but eight thousand.
She has never seen anyone who handles the whole life system in such a minimalist way and expresses it in such a way.
Yes, minimalism!
It's like freehand brushwork, with one stroke and one touch, the brushwork is simple, but it immediately exaggerates the world... This is Huaxia aesthetics.
Finally, the lady looked more rigorously at the artists in front of and behind her, asking questions.
And they thought about it, then shook their heads together.
Jiang Gezi spread his hands: "So, it is mine, and indeed it was made by me. I am a native of this county, and I grew up in such an old street and under such a roof. , a small commoner."
The lady in front of me was stunned for a moment, then she looked at the eaves, then Jiang Gezi, and finally she nodded again and again in a sudden realization, and then said: "Ah! That's it! I understand...and...understand So this is home! This is your home, isn't it, sir? What a wonderful place you were born...
I think it must have given you countless good memories, right?That's why you, in this way, restore them here!right sirYou have really done a pretty amazing thing!But, I... I really want to know, where did you learn your... these skills? "
Speaking of this, the lady showed a weird smile, pointing at Jiang Gezi's hand as if to expose a child's trick.
Jiang Gezi looked down at his palm, and he also smiled when he saw it.
His hands are white and tender, without even a single callus...and...pretty pretty.
However, this is not the palm of a craftsman at all.
The lady opposite also slowly stretched out her hands.
Even, many people in this room stretched out their hands.
And their hands, most of the joints are thick, the skin is rough, full of calluses...
It is a real craftsman's hand.
The lady on the opposite side shook her head slightly and smiled, but she never let go of her hand, and waved it back and forth seriously towards Jiang Gezi.
Paranoid like a child, but also a little cute.
Jiang Gezi smiled helplessly. He always respected such a serious person without losing his temper.
Therefore, he asked the lady softly in a very tolerant tone: "Sorry ma'am, may I know your last name? Otherwise, ma'am, the ma'am seems very jerky, and it is not convenient for communication."
The lady finally withdrew her hand, and then she took out a certificate from her bosom, with a serious face, solemnly held it in both hands and handed it to Jiang Gezi.
Jiang Gezi took the ID and opened it, only to see that there was a photo of this lady in a more McGregor style, and under her name, there was just one line:
International second-class engraver, Luo Jiushang.
that's enough.
This one turned out to be a national teacher!
No wonder Yu Dongchi always called her Mr. She could really be Mr. One Country.
After returning the documents with both hands, Jiang Gezi could feel that Mr. Luo had a lot to ask himself.
So he moved sideways and asked Ms. Luo to walk in.
He said: "Some things are very complicated to explain, so I would like to invite you to take a look inside with me, and I will introduce you to some things in our old street while walking, maybe at that time, you will understand why I There are no calluses on your hands, but before that, there is something I want to make clear to you, in fact... Well, I am still a stick."
There was a buzzing in the room.
Mr. Luo exclaimed slightly, then turned his face in disbelief and looked Jiang Gezi up and down, and finally she said, "Pole?"
Jiang Gezi nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, it's the kind of pole that Mr. Wang thought in his heart. The former imperial king's blade, now a stick is inserted into the countryside of the King of Shili Mountain... Well, the good ones are called country rich people. A person like me who can't get up and down is just a country bastard."
Yu Dongchi couldn't help crying and shaking his head. He first turned his head to look around, but changed the subject very kindly, and asked Jiang Gezi, "Gege, are you alone?"
Is there no one to help you?
Jiang Gezi nodded and smiled at him with a good temper.
He's not insane, because of those trivial matters, because of the villa being treated poorly, he speaks badly to Yu Dongchi.
Yu Dongchi, speaking from the bottom of his heart, is actually a rare good man among nobles.At the very least, he has always tolerated himself, and because he has always tolerated the residents of Laosanxiang.
From this special Hall [-], as well as the qualifications of the neighbors to participate in the competition, and Longzhaoao, who was diverted for Laosanxiang, we should express our gratitude to them for their kindness.
If you think about it carefully, even if you just don't want to be with him or be friends with him, benefits can be exchanged for benefits, and there is an equal status factor.
Otherwise, people will take it by force, and if you succeed in revenge secretly, you will lose first.
Therefore, Yu Dongchi was quite interesting to Jiang Gezi.
Regarding this point, it is clear to look at the consistent attitude of the Kyushu regime towards the Gaoke people.
In front of a big country, a person is worthless as an individual.
Jiang Gezi shook his head with a smile, picked up the loudspeaker that was on the side, and put it on his ear.
Regarding this item, it was a military product he brought along from the east coast, and he never returned it to others afterwards.
With a loudspeaker on, he smiled and said to the people in the room: "Hey, hello! Hello? Yes, you all heard it, this microphone is fine!"
Suddenly someone in the room laughed.
Art is elegant, and the absolutely rebellious form like Jiang Gezi really feels very fresh to them.
Seeing that everyone was looking at this place in unison, Jiang Gezi adjusted his voice so that everyone could hear it, but it was not annoying.
He is a foolish and bold person who is not afraid of anything, so, according to what he saw and heard as tour guides around the world, he started to be a temporary guide for everyone.
"Please follow me, the passage is on the right, the exit is on the left, there are three bathrooms, all hidden behind the leaves, gentlemen, if you are in a hurry, just raise your hands, I will show you the way..."
Speaking of this, he pointed to the wall facing the infinite depth and said: "You can't go there, someone will fall from the eighth floor neatly and be broken into meatloaf!"
The people in the exhibition hall burst into laughter.
It seems...it is very interesting to explain art in this way.
Zhou Songchun silently walked to Yu Dongchi's side, chuckled in his ear and said, "Your Highness, it's really unexpected!"
Yu Dongchi nodded, and looked at Jiang Gezi with bright eyes. He always showed a shocking and appreciative side when he didn't expect it.
This is... really interesting.
Just like that, Yu Dongchi put aside his identity for the time being, followed behind Jiang Gezi, and temporarily became a tourist.
People walked into the back hall through the garden bottle-shaped door under the shade of a tree on the right side of the house, and then their eyes lit up.
Because, there is still a decoration behind the door.
The decorative scene is a cluster of random bamboos, and before the random bamboos, there are several root-carved tea tables moved out of the tea pavilion for visitors to rest.
Of course, Uncle Huang wrote a new banner about drinking a little wine and bragging, which really aroused a few laughs.
But apart from these, people's eyes brightened, but what shocked their hearts was something else.
That's right, that's the rather scary walnut rotten wood, carved into "Lao San Lane in the Sunset".
It was lying right in the dark.
Before everyone went to watch, Jiang Gezi raised his voice and said: "Don't worry, everyone. Next, please introduce me to understand all the works in our exhibition hall layer by layer, because if you don't listen, I will explain ..."
He pretended to be a threat, and threatened with a messy head: "In the end, we will take the test temporarily. If you don't understand the test, you will be fined and repeated!"
Everyone burst into laughter immediately.
But at this moment, a distant iron pipa sound gradually sounded.
Along with the ancient pipa tunes, there are several young people, as if standing in a small boat in the river, expressing love to the girl in love.
That song is really catchy, nice to listen to, and full of charm...
At this moment, Jiang Gezi put his hand to his ear and pretended to whisper, "Did you all hear that?"
Everyone was controlled by him like a Gu, and they all nodded in unison like children.
"Then, this is what I'm introducing to you. It belongs to the first art work in Laosanxiang! The eight masters of Kyushu, Changhui Tiepipa! The guy who plays the pipa is a handsome guy in our old alley. His name is Lin Yuan. Spring, remember, Lin, Garden, Spring! Listen, how good this name is, just like our exhibition hall, although it is winter outside, it is no match for the scenery of the garden that you guys have seen... Lin Yuan Chun, remember this name!"
As for the Eight Great Families, it was purely his talking nonsense.
Yu Dongchi couldn't hold it back, tilted his head and said to Zhou Songchun with a smile: "You said...he learned so many tricks there, it's really..." It's so interesting!
Zhou Songchun was about to speak.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Gezi suddenly pointed at the two of them and said, "Hey, the two kids over there, don't whisper in class, or you will be fined twice for homework after class!"
Everyone was startled, and looked at Jiang Gezi and then Yu Dongchi in astonishment.
That's the prince!
How could you be so impolite and... still pointing at His Highness.
However, His Highness just laughed indifferently.
After laughing, he looked around and asked Jiang Gezi with a familiar attitude, "I said..."
"Call the teacher!"
"Hey... stop making trouble, let the gentlemen laugh at you?"
"gentlemen?"
Jiang Gezi looked around pretending not to care, and then said to Yu Dongchi very seriously: "Sir, I didn't see it! Cute little friend... there is a large group here! En!"
He nodded resolutely, and said to Yu Dongchi with a grateful face: "I think your Highness was born in the royal family, and also inherited a little bit of kung fu of golden mouth and jade teeth. The children in my class will definitely grow up to be the pillars of the country when they grow up. Become a great international master craftsman! If the dream comes true in the future, when that time comes... I can give you a plaque with a good fortune?"
Now, the house is considered to be boiling.
This group of old guys, who would dare to joke with them like this in the usual environment?And, watching the royal family make jokes, that... that is quite enjoyable!
They laughed together and were already so happy that they didn't know what to do.
Zhou Songchun stared at Jiang Gezi dumbfounded. After watching for a long time, he whispered to Yu Dongchi: "Your Highness, why don't you change your assistant? I think Gege is suitable! I really didn't see it... This guy's way of pleasing people is really too much." Terrible!"
I can't beat him!
The muscles on Yu Dongchi's face twitched, he couldn't laugh out loud, so he quickly walked to the side, supported the wall on one side, his shoulders shook violently...
After a few laughs, all the reserve of the judges disappeared.
Then, as if the flowers of the heart were blooming, they were focused and serious, and their eyes and hearts followed Jiang Gezi.
In this way, Jiang Gezi continued to behave in the tour guide style of his cheap earth group.
The tour guides of the Earth Cheap Group are trying every means to deceive people into spending.Jiang Gezi, on the other hand, was talking flatteringly, throwing dirt and scumbags around, trying to deceive people about their qualifications.
"As for the two of you, Chang Qu'er, that person is also handsome, very seductive! When tomorrow, gentlemen, bring your friends, neighbors? We also welcome other seven aunts and eight aunts. Of course, it would be even better if their private identities were voted judges..."
"Hahaha……"
"At that time, we can still invite you to eat the salt-boiled peanuts made by these three, the salt-boiled peanuts from our Laosanxiang...the taste...Tsk tsk, don't mention it!
Five cents a pack, cheap and delicious!Also, the one in the treble part is called He Mingchuan, and the one in the bass part is called Deng Changnong. If the three of them don't sing songs or express art, they are actually selling hops and peanuts in our Laosanxiang..."
"Hahahahaha...!"
"Hey... the price of this art is too high, salted peanuts can't be sold! Feel it, gentlemen, they have suffered a huge loss of money for art, in this world? Is there anything more important than making money? ?”
"Haha... yes, no!"
"Yes! No! So, please come tomorrow. They have prepared a lot of songs, and they also sell salted peanuts. If you give a ticket, you can eat for free. If you don't have a ticket... then you are not allowed to leave!"
"Hahahaha... If you don't go, you must come!"
"So, no matter what, I invite you to come and listen to the iron pipa ensemble of our ancient art inheritors, and bring it to the tea stall over there tomorrow. The hand that usually bakes big cakes cooks the wild tea from our Evergreen Mountain for you. Of course...it is important to mention that these three young people are from the orthodox old inheritance... If you miss it, it will be a lifetime of regret. !"
It hadn't taken a few steps, and someone in the room was already laughing like crazy.
However, as a good cheap tour guide, Jiang Gezi will also reconcile people's emotions.
This is called relaxation.
So, while everyone was full of emotions, he suddenly turned on the light switch on the wall next to him.
And then... A series of small light bulbs that are not too bright shine on the blue brick wall of the old city, on the old bark, on the hanging branches of the privet tree...
The light under the light bulb is deliberately old, washed into black and white family portraits of various families in Laosanxiang.
And next to those photos, there are old iron house numbers that were cut from the door of each house... There are more than a dozen mottled, old, decayed and peeling old business name plaques placed vertically and horizontally on the wall of this photo ...
Those plaques look disorganized, but in fact, they use the angle to subtly divide the photo wall into Niujiaotou Alley, Niujiao Street Alley, Niujiaowei Alley...
As for the people in the photos, some are in groups, some are alone, some are of four generations living under one roof, and some are. There is only one door left...
Then Jiang Gezi's tone became erratic, and he said, "This is what used to be Laosanxiang. Now, it's gone!"
Having said that, he supported the wall with his hand, pretending to be regretful, and stroked the wall a few times.
In fact, there is a sound switch there, hidden under the bark of the wall...
In this way, in the sound of the iron pipa, Xue's voice slowly sounded, but the song he sang was a Jiangnan folk song that could be repeated repeatedly, "Spring Song" brought by Jiang Gezi from the earth.
The song is sung like this: There are flowers in spring, moon in autumn, cool wind in summer and snow in winter. If you have nothing to worry about, it is a good time in the world...
The song was sung step by step and repeated without lingering, and then in its background, the bell of the bicycle, and the nursery rhyme of the little girl dancing rubber band, in the distance, the sound of mother and grandma calling the child to go home and eat join together
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