Ten Mile Room

Jiang Gezi sat cross-legged in front of Guan Shan Ali, seeing that he didn't speak, for a long time, he finally sent out a sentence with anger in his chest.

"I said Boss! I'm a great artist!"

Why should I go with you to save the planet?Do you guys do me a favor, can you give me the right treatment for a great artist?

For example, traveling around the world for free, mentioning words everywhere, spraying ink with needles, wasting paper, bragging about playing games, molesting good housewives... Ahh, women and men are what I should do ah.

Guan Shan Ali also sat cross-legged, with a firm and upright attitude.

He looked at the somewhat angry Jiang Gezi, and said in a showy tone that would not be noticeable unless he listened carefully: "Congratulations! Jiang Ganzi! Thank you too, just because I saw you with your attributes People, after living a serious and hard-working life...Zaixia finally made up his mind, formally resigned from Zhongzhou, and took an oath to become a naturalized Beiyan, and in the near future, the Gaoke people will move from their ancestral home to Beiyan...Jiang Ganzi, The Gaoke people will soon have their own land! That is a place bigger than the land owned by the pole!"

You can give your people the best life possible, and so can I.

Jiang Gezi squinted his eyes, raised his head, and looked at the giant in front of him curiously and confusedly.

What does this guy mean by running to show off to himself?

And, today the giant is different.

He was wearing a dark black tweed coat and cloak today, and he also wore a decent black military uniform underneath, and he also matched it with shiny over-the-knee boots!

Although blocked by his coat, he couldn't see the rank of his uniform now, but Jiang Gezi could feel that there must be a lot of medals hanging on his shoulders.

The giant shaved his head, shaved his face, and even manicured his nails. Today, Guanshan Ali is confident and powerful. It seems that the giant who wore patches and came to Laosanxiang to do odd jobs to exchange rations for his tribe has disappeared, and may... ...and can't come back.

Naturalized Beiyan?

This, in the Confederacy...is it treason?That old goblin in the Golden Palace really let Gaoke go away?

So, the pole party is over?This guy left a mess, he patted his ass, and left?

Jiang Gezi held his chin in one hand, and pinched Guan Shan Ali's clothes with a trace of undisguised curiosity.

Well... this woolen fabric is delicate and soft, and it is made of the best wool. In Chang Hui's chain of shopping malls with a royal background, the best woolen fabric is not as good as this.

This must be at least ten to one meter, right?

While pinching him, he asked curiously: "Huh? So, your great majesty, did you raise your salary? Once you get angry, you will treason..."

Guan Shan Ali didn't wait for Jiang Gezi to finish, he took out a roll of maps from his side, and was just about to roll it out when Jiang Gezi cleverly pressed his hand.

What a joke!What he is most afraid of now is to open the map!

Lian Yanzi opened a scroll of maps and trapped herself in the Golden Palace.Yu Dongchi opened a scroll of maps, and from then on, the peaceful Changhui County was struck by lightning and thunder.

Even if he opened a roll of maps by himself, he would risk his body to be smashed into the restricted area to fight for his life...

He has convinced these Gaelic people, and as soon as he opens the map, he will be wrapped in him. Are your Gaelic humans dead?

The giant chuckled, but his hands didn't stop, and he said: "Don't worry, this is just a volume that is closely related to you... En~ Ancient River Map of Kyushu."

Hearing this, Jiang Gezi retracted her hand, He Dao?This... Thinking about it carefully, it really has nothing to do with him.

It's ok?

Beautiful!

After the map was laid out, Guanshan Ali pointed to a river and said slowly: "Jiang Ganzi, please allow me to briefly introduce some things on this river map. Although this is just some simple geographical knowledge, But I think~ you probably don’t have these simple common senses of geography.”

Guan Shan Ali didn't mean to make fun of Jiang Gezi.

He still knows enough about him. For example, this Jiang Ganzi is full of great principles in life and full of ghost ideas, but he doesn't even know where the border cities in Kyushu are.

He had seen it with his own eyes. Jiang Gezi pointed to a picture in the newspaper and asked Yu Dongchi, why is there a boundary marker here?Shouldn't the boundary markers of Kyushu be at the border?This is an inland city, right?

Come on, it's a Confederate state!Although it is one country externally, it is composed of nine countries internally!

It must have a boundary marker!

Jiang Gezi has an open personality, and he was not angry when he heard Guan Shan Ali said that he had no knowledge of geography, so he waved his hands indifferently and said, "I don't know, then tell me!"

Jiang Gezi admitted that he didn't understand Gail's general geography knowledge.

Moreover, apart from geography, he still doesn't understand... Gale's chemistry, physics, and the table of elements here, there are many elements that the earth does not have.

Even like the history of human development, people on earth know that people are transformed from monkeys, but Jiang Gezi just doesn't know what kind of animal the Gaelic people became...or plants?

The Gaels say that in myths and legends, the goddess of the earth picked the souls of flowers from flowers, parasitized inside the rocks, and nourished them in the holy river, the hometown of the goddess. Finally, there are human beings in this world!

This kind of completely mutated superficial knowledge that is naturally acquired as one grows up in the social education system is precisely what Jiang Gezi does not know, and after knowing it, he thinks it is a big joke.

It's just too funny!

Man is such a contradictory animal.Nüwa made people out of mud, and people on earth think it is a myth and legend.

The Gaels say they are flower fairies, and the earthlings think...what the hell, cows are flying in the sky!Are you cheating ghosts?For a flower fairy like Guanshan Ali, how big a flower must I find to bear such a big fruit?

Guan Shan Ali naturally didn't know what Jiang Gezi was thinking.

He just pointed at the source of all the rivers in Kyushu with his thick fingers and said: "Jiang Ganzi, please look! This is the Weiping Mountains, and this is Xupu, the highest mountain in the world! The highest mountain in the entire Kyushu! The source of all the rivers in Kyushu... Every spring, when the spring is warm and the flowers bloom, the snow begins to melt from the top of Xupu Mountain, and finally turns into water, which slowly flows into the Wangzai River in Beiyan..."

"Wang Zai? Wang Zai? How do you write the last word?"

"It's on the river map, Jiang Ganzi!"

"Hey? Oh! In this way... Wang Zai! Xu Pu! These ancient people are really interesting, and the names they gave themselves and rivers are always very weird, ha... ha chirp!!"

A gust of cold wind blew by, and Jiang Gezi sneezed loudly.

Guan Shan Ali stood up immediately, and stretched out his hand to untie his cloak, revealing a row of three golden tigers on his shoulders.

He put the cloak over Jiang Gezi, and Jiang Gezi was surrounded like a big quilt.

Jiang Gezi squeezed his cloak, raised his face and smiled at Ali Guanshan, lowered his head and continued to linger on this river map, and according to the dyed marks on He Dao map, Changhui's artificial canal Yuanping River is within the warning range, belonging to yellow area.

This...is...pollution?

in the case of?What kind of pollution is this?

In the system of human life, water is an irreplaceable necessity... What if the canal is polluted?So can the water of Yuanbao River nourish the residents of Sanchang County?

Obviously not!

Thinking of this, Jiang Gezi turned his head and shouted to the busy neighbors under the stage: "Hanging cloth! Chandelier!"

Not long after, Fourth Sister-in-law Duan and the others took out the curtains of the old stage from the basement warehouse and hung them on the left and right, and also helped to hang three Panneng lamps.

Fourth brother Duan stood under the stage, and Annai couldn't help asking Uncle Huang curiously in his tone: "Uncle, tell me, why is this guy looking for us?"

Uncle Huang pinched the newly grown mustache on his chin and said, "What can I do? Most of these people follow the interests? Our master is a great artist! He came to bargain for cheap and buy works based on his familiar face. Oh! Let me tell you, from now on, your gourd will be released every month! At most, one will be released in ten days! Don’t sell it first, you hang it up first... Wait until they all come begging, then you can get the market price, Let's see who to sell to..."

Uncle Huang was nagging, but he didn't want to. The people around him had already quietly climbed up the stage along the edge of the old stage, and sat in the corner of the stairs on one side to eavesdrop.

After the river map was seriously hung on the wall, Jiang Gezi looked at it carefully again under the bright light with his hands behind his back.

On the map, the rivers are divided into five colors. Blue represents safety, yellow represents near pollution, red represents already polluted, and purple represents severe pollution...

The Yuanping Canal will be polluted, and the Yuanbao River is safe...

Then go up along the pollution line, and finally...Jiang Gezi's eyes saw Yan, and the entire northern part of Yan Kingdom was shrouded in a terrifying red zone.

Seeing this, he turned his head and asked Guan Shan Ali: "Is there no way to solve it?"

Guan Shan Ali nodded: "Yes! It is already very serious! In another month, the spring breeze will come ashore. Although Beiyan belongs to the coldest area in Kyushu, but... until June next year, as the ice thaws... it will Sooner or later it will be polluted, and the Yuanping River is unavoidable!"

When Jiang Gezi heard this, his expression immediately became serious. With his hands behind his back, he looked at the map and asked, "So... what is the cause of the pollution?"

Guan Shan Ali was a little taken aback by his question. Obviously, he would not know how to answer such professional questions as the cause of pollution that requires professionals to answer.

So he lowered his head and thought for a while before raising his head and answering: "They... said that the panneng mine leaked, flowed into the water, and was turned into a magnet by the sun? Then it sucked... other gold... metals ..."

"This question, let me answer it!"

Under the old stage, after Li Yao yelled loudly, he put his arm on the bluestone strip and stepped onto the stage. He strolled up to Guan Shan Ali, and said very politely: "Beiyan's... the governor of Guan Shan! Since you are a foreigner, don’t abduct us, Mr. Ganzi from Zhongzhou, okay? Jiang Ganzi is the senior advisor of the prince’s love. Although we have no written contract, this has long been a tacit cooperative relationship between the two parties. ..."

Guan Shan Ali used to be respectful and polite to the royal family, but now, he is still polite, but he does not hide his alienation, even he is sarcastic, ridiculing... with a trace of undisguised resentment.

He smiled and said: "Deputy Governor Li, I'm afraid you are a villain for nothing! You forgot that the whole world is one family! We and you, even the royal family, have always been regarded as employment relationships! Besides, could it be... Yan , don’t belong to Kyushu? They are all descendants of Taoism, why do you need to separate us?”

"You said that."

"I'm just describing what you mean in your words!"

Jiang Gezi came to the side of the stage, looked at Yu Dongchi below and said nothing.He just brought these people into Laosan Lane, and he knew they were coming...

However, Yu Dongchi did not wander around Jiang Gezi as soon as he came.

Today, he stumbled and went to the tea pavilion, where he began to unceremoniously look through the drawers?

He even prepared his own packaging bag, and quietly put away the dried jasmine flowers Jiang Gezi prepared for himself to drink, as well as the dried beef with tea and preserved fruits.

Of course, Yu Dongchi didn't lack these ordinary things, but... he just wanted to get something from Jiang Gezi.I don't know how this person's psychology was developed?

This is probably the first royal family to steal beef jerky from ordinary people in the history of Kyushu, right?

After Yu Dongchi finished shunning things, he came down to the stage very frankly, and handed the bag in his hand to Zhou Songchun in front of Jiang Gezi.

Zhou Songchun took the bag with a smile, and shrugged regretfully at Jiang Gezi.

Jiang Gezi was amused by him, but felt that Yu Dongchi or Zhou Songchun, who had relaxed personalities, were not so annoying anymore.

On the stage, those two guys were still fighting each other.

But Yu Dongchi supported the stage with both hands, smiled and whispered to Jiang Gezi: "Jiang Gezi! Don't listen to anyone, you are my consultant, so I naturally think about you! Like... this time Well, apart from the fact that the incident itself is of great importance, in terms of remuneration, the amount of the mission starts from 42 yuan... It is a cooperative mission jointly funded by the finances of various countries in Kyushu, because it is related to water pollution and the uninhabited land of Yan State The redistribution rights of [-] square kilometers! So, you can apply for a double-risk contract, and that big fool over there is this kind of contract..."

"Li Ai!!"

Li Yao looked back angrily on the stage to stop him.

Yu Dongchi continued to smile and said indifferently: "I advise you to give up the cash reward and sign a double-risk contract instead! After the cooperation task is completed, you can get no less than [-] square kilometers of practical land remuneration, and this land Land, enjoy all taxes and full taxes for life, it is inheritable land..."

Jiang Gezi wiped his face helplessly, and slowly squatted in front of Yu Dongchi and asked, "Are you really interesting? It seems that I can become the same if I go? Who do you think I am? What am I? Mother Earth? So... Do I have to go?"

Yu Dongchi nodded seriously: "I must go! Even I have to go! This is not the nightmare of the East Bank, it only involves tens of thousands of lives and deaths in the restricted area! This is a matter of drinking water for all human beings in Kyushu... And, You are the first person to lead people into the nightmare area, solve a series of problems, and the only person who came out of the body..."

Jiang Gezi understood what Yu Dongchi had said.

He said: "Beiyan restricted area? It seems that it is not marked on the map outside?"

After finishing speaking, he jumped off the old stage and took Yu Dongchi to the tea pavilion.

Yu Dongchi replied as he walked: "Well, the restricted area has never been shown on the map. This is some measure to prevent those adventurers who don't know the heights of the heavens and the depths of the earth... To trace this matter back, we have to start from BC. Up to now... I'm afraid, I'm afraid it's been 2000 years."

Jiang Gezi asked him to sit down, and asked in a tone of astonishment, "2000?"

Yu Dongchi sat down, looked at Jiang Gezi looking through the drawer with a slightly embarrassed expression, and said, "Hey! It's like this, at least 2000 years! At that time, Panneng hadn't been discovered, and the witches of that era didn't know about restricted areas. Light curtain, and it just so happens that the generation in the North Yan Wangzai River Basin happened to be in the Hulukou landform, surrounded by cold mountain ranges. Therefore, they spent 20 years in Hulukou, combined with artificial labor, to move here. A small mountain, using the witch's earliest sealing technique, pretended to seal it...

At that time, Beiyan, the most frequently active area of ​​nightmares, had an area of ​​about 42 square kilometers. Since then, that area has been a no-man's land... In fact, although Yan has always said that that place is Beiyan!In fact... the ancestors did not determine the successor for that piece of land, so it belongs to everyone, the whole Kyushu! "

Yu Dongchi took the teacup Jiang Gezi handed him, but he didn't drink it. He just warmed the cup in his hand and continued to say while rubbing: "Actually, there are many uninhabited areas in the world that are not marked on the map, such as There are only four restricted areas in such a large area... According to the map, Yan is the smallest country in Kyushu, and it is also the country with the most geological disasters in Kyushu, so this water pollution incident~ We all suspect that the pan energy leak caused by the earthquake ... As you know, the time when the witches learned to forbid the curtain to seal the forbidden land was in BC, so...the pan energy energy in the forbidden land...is probably quite a lot!"

Jiang Gezi was also rubbing the teacup in his hand, secretly calculating in his heart.

He has no interest in Yan, but is full of curiosity about the nightmare inside, and he will investigate sooner or later, just go!

So he chuckled and said, "Yan, it's really unlucky! You are all descendants of Dao, why do I feel that when you talk, you have a taste of gloating?"

Yu Dongchi's brows were crooked, he smiled innocently and nodded and said, "Yes! They are just unlucky! Although they are both descendants of the Daoist family, their ancestors are not the same mother as mine...Of course, those things , It’s all happened many years ago, it’s been so many years! Whether it’s Yan or Zhou, in fact, the orientals are the same everywhere! They are a strange nation that likes distant relatives and riches, and doesn’t allow relatives to live well!

Although we are in the Confederation now, diplomatically, the Li Qiong family of Yan sometimes would rather cooperate with North Shore than us... Our relationship is actually superficial!Unless there is a war and it affects the common interests, we will unanimously speak out. Under normal circumstances, we are afraid that others will live better than ourselves!But it's weird isn't it? "

Jiang Gezi looked at Yu Dongchi very strangely, and finally he couldn't hold back and asked, "Don't you think you...are talking too much today?"

Yu Dongchi leaned on the railing of Mu Gen's seat in a rascally manner, looked up at the privet leaves in the sky, smiled relaxedly and said: "Well, I was ordered by the Queen Mother, she ordered me to give the privet leaves according to the general consultant responsibilities. You give orders, but we have a contract, don’t we? I’m still a separated child... Mother, she always wants to control me and control me like this! But this time I didn’t listen to her..."

After saying this, he laughed himself, with a little complacency, showing off.

This kid is in his 30s, has he finally passed secondary school?

Jiang Gezi was taken aback when he heard the words. He pointed to himself, then pointed in the direction of Zhongzhou and said, "She...she only lacks my two acres of land? Isn't this too stingy?"

Yu Dongchi sat upright, and he tilted his head seriously and said to Jiang Gezi: "Your words are wrong. Go and read the history books. No matter what dynasty the emperor is, they dare to say that they are rich in the world! But the word rich in the world, It’s just an adjective! There are eight brothers in my family! It’s not the mother’s way. For hundreds of years, the royal family’s property has been divided and gradually thinned out. Who can have a better life? The royal family... also has the royal family’s difficulties!"

Jiang Gezi thought for a while, then changed the subject and asked Yu Dongchi: "Don't talk about your family, I don't like to hear it! Just talk about the water pollution! Guan Shan Ali is a fool, I didn't understand what he said for a long time, He also took an ancient map! So, what's going on?"

Yu Dongchi looked at the old stage, shook his head with a helpless smile, and said, "Hey! It's pollution, or heavy metal pollution. We all know that pan is a kind of energy under low temperature conditions, and even after three purifications, pan is confirmed to be safe. Yes, we also try our best to use it under low temperature conditions...Why is this happening? That is because there is an active element in Pan Energy called Pan Magnetic."

Jiang Gezi flipped through the memories in his head, and in the end he could only helplessly ask, "Panci?"

Yu Dongchi nodded, drank the tea in his hand and said: "Yes! Panci! This is an active element that responds to temperature. When it encounters a temperature of fifteen degrees, it will be magnetized and can Absorb iron, lead and other metal elements that are at least one thousand times larger than its volume, and turn it into a pancilin... If you are unlucky, the pancilin will dissolve in water when it meets a temperature of more than [-] degrees in water We know that water is a universal solvent, so when the colorless and odorless Pancilin enters the human body, the pathological manifestations of lead poisoning, such as nervous system problems, are only the lightest... Pigeon, this time It's really big... If it wasn't for this time that I applied for the right to use the army with the Queen Mother, and wanted to close the source area of ​​the Yuanbao River... Mother wouldn't be interested in drinking water. If she didn't investigate, she wouldn't find out that the pollution is so serious thing!"

Jiang Gezi looked shocked!

Again, he thought, I caused the incident?Could it be that my name is Jiang, Togawa, Pigeon?So, I am not the god of death, maybe I am a disaster star, right?

No matter where you go, there is really no one!

He couldn't understand Yu Dongchi's terminology such as Pancijin, even on Earth, his chemistry and physics grades were also learned for exams.

So, after Yu Dongchi said a lot, he didn't understand, but he could only nod his head pretending to understand, and was going to buy two large related books to study immediately when he turned around.

Yu Dongchi squinted at him, then smiled nonchalantly, without further explanation, he filled Jiang Gezi's cup with a teapot and said, "This time your task is actually very simple, just like the other poles we recruited in Zhongzhou , secret agents, soldiers sent by the military to enter the no-man’s land together, escort the scientists in, and bring them out safely after solving the pollution problem, that’s right..."

Speaking of this, Yu Dongchi played with the tea coaster in his hand, and said in a playful tone: "The ancient shaman is also taking someone with him, so you can be regarded as a family reunion! It has been so many years... who knows that there will be no one?" How many lonely ghosts are floating in the human zone... What do you think?"

"What are you talking about? Li Ai! You have just been ordered by His Majesty, I hope you better pay attention to your identity! Mr. Gu Wu is listed in the Golden Palace, he...he belongs to the whole Kyushu! It doesn't belong to just anyone human!"

Li Yao came over with undisguised anger, and continued to say as he walked: "Consultant Jiang, if you sign a double-risk contract, then we will not bear all the expenses in your mission, so... I will arrange Someone sent you a list of rations, and you need to purchase them one by one at your own expense according to the requirements! And, please believe that every scientific researcher has a higher status than all others in our minds, even if he is a prince... ..."

He glanced at Yu Dongchi and said: "Twenty research experts are on the road with you. If there is loss during the mission...then, the land in the contract will be reduced step by step. In the end, it is possible that you will not get a single inch of land. Have you figured it out? Are you really going to sign a double-risk contract?"

Jiang Gezi didn't like Li Yao's tone very much, so he waved his hand indifferently: "I won't go!"

Li Yao straightened his back and said loudly: "You can't refuse this mission! You must go!"

Jiang Gezi sneered: "If you can't say it, you won't go!"

Li Yao also sneered: "If you don't go, I will blow up the barriers of the Yuanbao River and the Yuanping Canal, and I will not take responsibility for all these evil consequences, the responsibility is all your fault..."

Before he finished speaking, someone punched his right eye, and he flew out completely. Before his body landed, he was wrapped by privet vines and flung out of the area of ​​Laosanxiang.

After looking at his figure, Jiang Gezi spit, turned around and said to Yu Dongchi bitterly, "You too!"

After speaking, he looked at Guan Shan Ali: "And you!"

Guan Shan Ali left in a hurry, leaving only Yu Dongchi, who sat alone until the evening, and after a meal of iron pot meat in Laosanxiang, he left with his hands behind his back, and Shi Shiran left in a good mood.

As for Jiang Gezi who returned to the basement, he was really not angry, he just needed to make a gesture!

With [-] square kilometers of land, that is already the land area of ​​almost a county in China, so the salary is really not low.

Moreover, he is also very concerned about water pollution.

pollute!Isn't it the nightmare in the hearts of human beings on earth... .

On the afternoon of the second day, Zhou Songchun came to Laosanxiang again with a list of travel necessities.

Jiang Gezi still received him at the tea booth, took a look at the list, and was stunned by the first item on the list of necessities.

He is a great artist!His first work "Lao San Lane in the Sunset" was sold at a high price of 100 million.

And this price is said to rank No.15 in the entire Kyushu art circle.

However, among the vehicles on the list that enter the restricted area, the minimum number of amphibious two-wheel drive camping vehicles is 120 million!

And this is just a bare car price?

Such as interior decoration, small off-road vehicles, campers, and single-person Panneng motorcycles, all need to be paid extra.

So... money always has a way to tell you that you are not earning enough?

Zhou Songchun didn't seem to hear the roar in Jiang Gezi's heart. He just pointed to a Panneng camping car named Royal Mobile Castle in the list and said, "If I were you, I would do it in one step. You can buy this one! Although it is only It needs 200 million guns, but I heard from several friends in the military that it is absolutely easy to use in the wild, in the water, no matter what road conditions, any temperature! You'd better consider the maintenance problem, it is all types of vehicles Inside, the one with the fewest bugs and the lowest maintenance rate..."

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Gezi patted him on the shoulder impatiently and said, "I said, Lao Zhou, wait a minute... I listen to what you mean, and I agree with what you mean? Will I use it frequently in the future?"

When Zhou Songchun heard this, he pretended to be confused and asked him immediately: "What are you talking about? I just suggest you buy a good car."

This guy is so cunning!

Jiang Gezi sucked in helplessly, and could only continue to look for clues from the stack of papers on the table.He flipped through until the end, only to see a piece of artwork order from Changhui Folk Art Museum.

In the top option of the order, at a price of 30 guan each, order a total of six works of art with a strong Southern style Tibetan knife from him.

I also asked if it is possible to collect "Lao San Lane under the Sunset" as the town hall of Changhui Folk Art Museum and Wood Sculpture Museum at a price of 120 million guan...

Jiang Gezi swung the list up and down and asked Zhou Songchun, "What is this? How did he know that the thing was in my hands? Also... is he subsidizing me? Why?"

Although the rules of auction houses all over the world are indeed not to disclose, there are confidentiality requirements for the names of customers.

But rules are always made for those who obey them.

Zhou Songchun looked at the order quite indifferently, then at Jiang Gezi and said, "You think too much! Do you think our eighth master is full of food every day, looking for trouble everywhere? Like this kind of order Recently, the office of Changhui Cultural City issued more than one piece. As a local sculptor of Changhui, if Changhui's museum doesn't let your works be released, who should let them go? Could it be that you put a broken gourd that sells for five yuan at the opposite door? What! Master Pole?"

"My gourd! There are always people scrambling for it now! It's been a long time since I stopped selling it!"

Someone beside him roared and jumped out.

Jiang Gezi heard the words and looked, but it was Brother Duan who had been hiding there and eavesdropping since yesterday.

Fourth Brother Duan finished his yelling, took big strides, rushed over very powerfully, looked at Zhou Songchun and yelled again: "You... you villains! I... I am not afraid of you, I am also a folk artist now! I ...I am a person protected by the artist protection law...Lao Tzu, I am also a person with laws!"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said to Jiang Gezi: "Grandpa, don't be fooled by these bullshit nobles. What era is this? The royal family has returned power to the people long ago! The world is ours! You If you don’t want to go, we won’t go, we... our Laosanxiang, but there are [-] mailboxes, we... we are not afraid of them! Right?"

After he finished speaking, he carefully looked at Jiang Gezi, and then quietly glanced at Zhou Songchun.

Well, the voice in front is quite loud, it's a pity, the last one, right?It is also too weak, it is simply a word that destroys the formation.

Jiang Gezi couldn't tell Fourth Brother Duan, brother, the royal family is gone, but privilege will never end in any age!In the eyes of some people, you are still a common people. Even if you are an artist, your law...is useless when it meets the class that enacted it.

Brother Duan pulled Jiang Gezi aside, he swallowed, and said in a trembling tone: "I found out about that yesterday, and it scared me so much that my legs went limp! I'll go back Tell the old shopkeeper quietly... our old shopkeeper's legs are weak!"

Jiang Gezi patted him and said, "Brother, you can't talk nonsense, you know?"

Brother Duan nodded again and again: "No, if it is spread, the whole world will go crazy over it tomorrow! The price of clothes will rise and they will fight, let alone such a thing, you don't know, yesterday I'm so scared... I'm so scared that I can't even find my legs!"

Jiang Gezi couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, it's okay! Isn't there me here!"

Fourth brother Duan suddenly became unwilling, and he said angrily: "How old are you? With you? What can you do? Fight the nightmare? Don't listen to those outsiders trying to trick you, Pigeon, and... it's all right. After that, I will give you [-] square kilometers of land? Hey, really, isn’t this a lie! Listen to the tone of what they said, [-] kilometers! My old shopkeeper said that the broken bird he raised was the royal family Like a bird...in fact, that bird...was taken out from under the eaves of our little San'er..."

Jiang Gezi heard that the fourth brother was talking further and further away, so he hurriedly pulled him back and said, "Brother, it's far away, it's far away..."

Brother Duan spat on the ground, and suddenly he remembered Jiang Gezi's new rules, one of which was that no spitting was allowed.

Who dares to vomit, those branches and vines are not easy to provoke, and I don't know where they are hidden?Where did it come from, anyway, as long as someone dares to pee in the corner, spit casually, and dump garbage... Once found, it is good!For at least two hours, those vines will follow you all the time, spraying water on you endlessly from the leaves.

Brother Duan's body froze, he quietly looked back, hey!There is really a small vine, supporting green leaves, staring at him "looking" over there!

At that moment, Fourth Brother Duan's voice was split, and he said: "Pigeon! Pigeon! You saw it! I didn't mean it, you saw it, I was just angry... This, this is an angry action, right, right? ?”

Jiang Gezi laughed when he heard the words, he waved his hand to Xiao Tengman and said, "Let's talk about business, what did your old shopkeeper say?"

Only then did fourth brother Duan remember what was going on.

He first tidied up his facial expressions, and then said solemnly and reliably: "Pigeon! Those noble people, in fact, we know who they are in our hearts, and what they want to say may be true! However, those The aristocrats have been different from us since ancient times, we can’t afford to provoke them, why don’t we just hide? Just pretend it’s nothing like this!”

"it is good!"

"So don't believe what they say they will give you. Just smell a stinky fart. After passing through your intestines, you let it out again! Don't let us go for those illusory rewards." Die! We are only nineteen after the twelfth lunar month, and life is long!"

"Hey! I know this, you can rest assured the old man."

"Don't worry... why don't you worry, I didn't sleep all night last night, your elder brother and second brother didn't sleep... Later, when it was dark, your uncle Duan got up and called us over again. He said, this People, you have to drink water! So, this matter related to water is a big deal! This matter has to be taken care of, and it must be taken care of... So, I will leave you, Brother Duan, at home, and let us all Going with you is good for someone to take care of you... You are still young, so you can't take all our responsibilities, can you?"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Gezi immediately shook his head and said, "No way! This matter is not discussed! None of you need to go!"

Brother Duan was open-minded, and said with a look of trustworthiness on his face: "That's right! It's settled! Anyway, we didn't discuss it! We always have to go, think about it, do you have to eat, right? Do you need to maintain your car? Grandpa, you are about to buy a car, but do you have the qualifications to drive a big car? According to the provisions of the traffic law, this kind of large machine is a special vehicle? Do you have special qualifications? Is it?"

Seniority?

After Jiang Gezi heard the words, after being confused for a while, he said hesitantly: "Then, the traffic police can't chase me to no man's land to see my qualifications?"

Brother Duan spread his hands regretfully and triumphantly: "That's not necessarily true. There are all kinds of freaks in this yamen gate! Maybe you will meet them? When I first got the special book, it was also a dual-purpose car, but, My model is a sand dredging model. I was constructing in the middle of the river that day, and I heard someone calling me, wait for me to look back! Hey! There is a traffic policeman from the yamen who is driving an amphibious excavator and said to me , Hey! Young man, where are the books? You see, they can even go in the river!"