Ten Mile Room

Whether it's the spirit orifice, or the effect of the fairy bone, Lianci accidentally became a witch, or the whole system.

Just as he couldn't see Jiang Gezi's game world, Jiang Gezi couldn't see Wu's world either.

From Lian Ci's narration, he learned that apart from the shadow, the Gaels still have a breath, a breath that only witches can see.

Whether it is on the earth or Gale, the product of witch appeared very early, and its formation process was very simple. At that time, the tribes needed to be united, the imperial power needed to be bestowed by gods, man and heaven needed to communicate, and the hearts of the people needed to be comforted...

Wu then came into being to serve mankind.

There are many branches of Gail witches, such as Zhu Wu who is in charge of blessings, ancient witches who claim to be able to communicate with ghosts and gods, Heng Wu who can see through fate, and the most indescribable Lian Wu, etc...

Going back 1000 years, the entire Eastern Continent is the world of witches.

But in modern society, the royal family has quietly put down their airs and started to do business, making some trivial money.

You are a group that raises pigs and offers offerings, and there is no market.

What can a witch who can only bless individuals do?What can a witch who can only predict local weather do?What can a witch with only one lifespan do?

Well, on the earth, you can set up overpass stalls, make divination at temple entrances, and go for fortune-telling.

But here's Gale.

In Gaelic witches are the Word of God.

Respect and fear for them has long been infiltrated into the DNA of the Gaelic people. However, because witches live extravagantly, behind a witch is a huge blood system.

This is not just raising a shaman family, but hundreds or even thousands of people, who don't work or produce, eat and drink for free, wasting social resources.

In the past, the imperial authority was strict.

In what era is it now, taxpayers will turn their backs when they say they will turn their backs, and the public's opinions are still very strong.

The most pitiful thing is the Lian Wu. Compared with other witches who can rely on prayers, set up battles, and sing songs to make a living on various festivals, the Lian Wu has no market.

Lian Wu is even dangerous.

Could it be possible to send Wu Lian out to choose a new master of the world?

Cause a world war?

No one else is needed, the two wives of Duan who are opposite each other dare to accompany you, and the next ton of rat poison will repeatedly poison you to death.

It is not appropriate to send a lot of grandchildren and men and women to the battlefield.

Who likes war?

In fact, Jiang Gezi felt that the way of humanity is the way of heaven.

The way of heaven does not need witches, and witches miraculously began to decrease.

It was just a year ago. A TV interview program said so. Now the total number of witches in the world is less than a hundred, and the youngest witch is 38 years old.

This also means that witches without the way of heaven should disappear.

In 38 years, no new witches were born, so there were false witches.

Then, since it's rare, you're a panda.

The witch, who was not popular at first, suddenly has a symbolic meaning market, and has become a versatile mascot.

They're everywhere anyway.

Just like Lian Ci's cousin, he often sees him on TV, newspapers, and magazines, and he is quite busy.

The shifts are normal. At the end of this year, I sit at the head of the emperor of Wei State. Next year, I will appear at the Chu State’s year-end party. The next year, I will hold a torch and sweat profusely to cheer for the athletes...

In Jiang Gezi's words, it's almost time to sell tickets in a cage. Do you want to live like this?

Even if I don't want to, I won't mention it again.

People are easily influenced by the environment.

Lian Ci was born in the world of witches, and he used to feel that becoming a witch is the greatest achievement in life.

When he was far away, witches became less important.

Rather than becoming a witch, Lian Ci wants a legitimate career, preferably one that can earn a lot of money to support his family.

Seeing that Jiang Gezi was running the beef jerky business with ten thousand words, he felt that this was his sin of incompetence. They have already given you the best, but you can't give them anything.

tonight!

"I used to be quite envious of my cousin."

Lian Ci sat on his new wooden slum, watched TV, gnawed chicken feet, and sighed: "In our generation, he is the only witch. My grandpa has to send a note in advance to see him, and he may not be able to see him yet." Here we go!"

Now, he has another set of simple old furniture, which is also complete, but there is no carved decoration.

The only strange thing is that this set of furniture does not use nails, and the whole set is made of mortise and tenon joints.

And its source comes from the home of the sour scholar in the game Border Town.

Suanxiu is the one who teaches elementary mechanism skills.

As for the luxurious Queen Wei's furniture, Jiang Gezi felt that she was never going to show it to anyone else in her life.

That stuff is too scary, he can't bear it with his thin body!

Seeing Jiang Gezi spitting out bones, Lian Ci was very patient, took out an old newspaper and spread it out with all kinds of tolerance, swept the chicken bones in, and sent the newspaper to Jiang Gezi's legs.

Jiang Gezi lowered his head: "Bah!"

The old black-and-white TV had a clear picture, but it was smaller, only nine inches.

That's it, the neighbor moved and put it in temporary storage.

Jiang Gezi, who is used to the Internet society, suffers from watching such TV, and there are no electronic products in his house.

Spitting out the chicken bones, Jiang Gezi turned his face to watch the Mayday on TV. The old man Wu said, "Now what?"

Lian Ci's expression was quite subtle, and after a long time, he said in an unspeakable and rather depressed tone: "It's poor, they are so difficult, and a big family needs to be raised! But he is not Heng Wu, just... ...is a false witch."

Jiang Gezi looked at him again, and then at the little old man on TV.

After thinking about switching roles, he pursed his lips and smiled.

"You can do it in the future. You are really... powerful now. You can tell the truth from the fake through the wire."

Lian Ci couldn't laugh or cry: "Do you have any misunderstanding about witches? I know this person. Our family and his family used to live in the same yard. There are no witches in his family for a long time. The witchcraft was cut off more than 100 years ago. gone."

Jiang Gezi spit out another piece of bone, pointed to the little old man, and said, "Look at him, this situation, this scene, this dignity, you can get paid for standing there?"

"Well, you can't do it without standing, and there is no etiquette for climbing down."

"Tsk!" Jiang Gezi raised his eyebrows, and inquired vulgarly: "Is it a lot of money?"

There is no way, the common people don't have much knowledge, so they use money to judge social status.

Lianci handed Jiang Gezi a hot towel, and while serving him, he said: "Well! His family just makes some broken silver, my hall brother is like that, it's different from this! He is a state witch, and he gets an annuity from the royal treasury. , the annuity of the Clan Bureau, and the living allowance of the State Witch, can get more than 200 million guan a year..."

Inexplicably, Jiang Gezi thought of his [-] cents a catty beef jerky, and his heart suddenly became sore.

The distance is too far, why is this person different from others?

This contrast hurts too much!

The earth is okay, but people are too bullied here.

Lian Ci didn't realize that he had a normal expression, so he watched TV and continued: "Wu Bu buys a property, his family has no annuity for a long time, and the whole family lost their old house, and now they can only rely on the fame of their ancestors to get out of the county. A sacrificial place like this, this kind~ can be regarded as a big sacrificial place sponsored by a big consortium, and it is not so easy to get things done, it mainly depends on relationships..."

Jiang Gezi was curious: "Wu Bu buys a property?"

Lian Ci nodded: "Yes, don't you know?"

"I'm not a witch, why would I want to know, but in this broken place, there are so many rules and regulations that are annoying."

Lian Ci nodded, but said: "In the end, there is no rule, there is no rule. The human heart is the rule, and the law is also the rule. To put it another way, if a witch has a job, he has selfishness. Since ancient times, a witch has never bought a house..."

Speaking of this, he suddenly smiled: "From now on, I will give you all the money I earn."

Jiang Gezi didn't take it seriously, and replied quite neatly: "Success! I'll invest for you, just give me half of it."

After finishing speaking, he smiled and tapped the TV with his chin, kicked Lian Ci's leg, raised his right eyebrow and said to him, "Is it a lot of money?"

Lian Ci laughed, and finally knew where the point was.

"En! Quite a few, one altar... probably about two thousand pieces, the county-level ones, and many fake witches also pick up, ranging from a few hundred to dozens of pieces. Anyway, um~ it's all Standing there, reciting sacrificial rites, saying something nice, but not tired."

Lian Ci shrugged his shoulders with a constipated expression.

Jiang Gezi didn't hide his envy, and said in a teasing tone: "Look! This is the advantage of choosing the right fur color. If it's black and white, it's rare, so~ your grandpa and the others also fix this?"

Lianci was taken aback for a moment.

Do not!

of course not!

His grandfather couldn't, neither could his maternal grandfather, and none of the relatives around them could.

But they also know that the eldest brother will always grow old, and will turn into broken stars and return to Tianhe like those witches.

What about the family?

Thousands of people eat, drink, and spend on household expenses. Where can they find a way to survive?

Like them, become a decoration?

A lot of age, doing this ridiculous show on TV to please people?

Maybe grandfather and the others wanted to change.

A group of naive-minded witch bloodlines who have been raised as pigs in the past, are now jumping up and down, wanting to have the right to speak, and have formed an enlightenment party.

Lian Ci smiled wryly and said, "My grandfather and the others... they don't know how to do it, even if they starve to death! Especially my family, do you still remember the "Ji Dao and Lian" in the history books?"

Jiang Gezi shook his head, he didn't pay much attention to this.

Lianci is fluent in reverse.

"Once upon a time, when I passed the Qin Pond on the way, I met a young man in white who stepped on a lotus and came here. He claimed that flowers were raised by heaven, and his mind was clear and clear. He could glimpse the way of heaven and see the king's spirit. Wu stood in front of the bank and pointed to Ji Dao. host……"

When Lian Ci said this, his face was still very proud, because this young man was the ancestor Lian Wu of his family.

Jiang Gezi originally wanted to say, anyway, your so-called strange people are no different from our earth. Great people, they can't be born as mothers.

But he looked at Lian Ci's face, and finally swallowed the words.

People are very proud, why are you sour!

of course.

He didn't hold back for long, ordinary people always talk cheap, and in less than a few tens of seconds, his eyebrows twitched like silkworms and said, "Hey! So~ you are the descendant of a vegetable!".

"Hey!!"

Can you still describe it that way?

Lian Ci laughed out loud, his whole body was full of joy.

He laughed and slapped the table: "Yes...you can also say that..."

He is very happy.

Jiang Gezi's expression was inexplicable, another day passed, and this person's facial features became more and more delicate and smooth, just like glazed rough pottery and beautiful jade shining, he became more and more exquisite and beautiful.

He always wants to shine his own light, and this Laosanxiang, the eight doors of his house, may not be able to support such a person.

Maybe this is the will of heaven in this world. After all, he is a foreigner.

Lian Ci was so sensitive, he immediately sensed that Jiang Gezi was in a bad mood, so he stopped laughing and asked cautiously, "Geve?"

Jiang Gezi looked up at him: "En?"

Lian Ci "What's wrong with you?"

What's wrong?I have something on my mind, but I don't want to tell you.

Jiang Gezi changed his subject, pointed to the TV and said, "If according to your description, your family is very concerned about blood, why can't you tolerate you? It shouldn't be!"

People with low emotional intelligence are like this, and when they say something, they will see blood.

Lian Ci smiled after hearing this, but really didn't care. "Hi! It's a long story. Me, when I was born, they treated me... They treated me very well. Besides, it doesn't cost a lot of money to raise people like us... It's all clan bureau Support, there are tutors, and child-rearing experts, and they will still hug me at that time..."

At this time, he remembered it.

In the beginning, he was hugged by many people, even when the eldest brother left home, he hugged him and cried.

He didn't want to leave, but the whole family was in high spirits.

He smiled wryly and said: "It seems that when I was one year old, my big brother became a national witch and was picked up by the Golden Palace. My blood is precious, and my grandfather carried me to the yard to show off the son of the family. Sundo..."

He looked at the little old man on the TV screen, holding a dozen catties of cinnamon sticks and sweating his forehead:

"...my grandfather met a witch named Jiang Gui the other day, well... just like this family, they are all Heng witches... people said to my grandfather, your family is good, and you have finally found a national witch. Things are good~ But this little one? Before he finished speaking, he just shook his head at me and sighed... Not long after that, my grandfather was sentenced to exile for illegal election..."

Before Lian Ci finished speaking, Jiang Gezi suddenly became angry!

He slammed the table and said: "Fuck!! This old man has a dark heart, why is he so bad! Adults compare and bicker, and a child under one year old, isn't he afraid of retribution?"

Lian Ci lowered his head and looked at his fingers. After a long time, he finally laughed with trembling shoulders.

"Perhaps, what they said is true? After all, he is also a national witch."

He carefully looked back at Jiang Gezi.

Jiang Gezi felt a little distressed.

It's not bad even to give this kid, if you give him a little favor, he can return you a very good person.

He patted Lian Ci on the shoulder, leaning against his face, but in a very social tone, he pointed to a line of words on the TV and said: "Brother, you think too much! Isn't it self-restraining? Is it useful to keep thinking about those things? Let me tell you, it's really useless!"

He nodded resolutely: "Look at him, isn't he more pitiful than you? He was born as an exile in the old chaimen, but now he is also a frequent visitor to the emperor's banquet. The guests and friends sit first at the state banquet. The world is big. If I were you, I would go all over the place, no need Walk more, maybe just a few steps, look back, those things you care about are not that big of a deal!"

Lian Ci raised his head, the TV show was over, and there was a line of large characters hanging on the screen for a long time without moving.

"Xingyisheng Global Exploration Honorary Sponsorship Altar, I wish the students of the National Entrance Examination to be on the list!"

Now, if you want to talk about the most profitable career in the world today, not to mention high IQ, but high risk and high income, this kind of exploration company is the most profitable.

The kind of people who search for clues, explore minerals, and find treasures all over the world can be included in the exploration business.

And Xing Yisheng, the old boss, was a stateless poor citizen who was exiled to Freedom Lane from Shu Kingdom in the Eastern Continent.

Ranked third in the world, the well-known Beidanpan Mine was explored by others.

That's right!Now that he has made a fortune, he has been operating in a down-to-earth manner for decades. Now he is the president of a big chaebol, the world's ship king, and a great adventurer.

Jiang Gezi tilted his head to bewitch: "Don't believe in those predestined nonsense, there is always you and I who can't control it in this world, just like choosing a good mother, like me being a pole and you being a witch, we can't control the past Yes, it's okay, we should have the final say, right?

This~ ideals are always needed, if you don’t try, who knows what the result will be, look at you, you are also a good-looking talent now, there are no old men and old ladies in the street who don’t like you... If I were you, I would go too With the reputation of a great adventurer, the world is so big, walk around, look around, just think that this life is not in vain, right? "

Lian Ci nodded, but said nothing.

Turn off the TV.

The two went back to their rooms.

Jiang Gezi entered the game early and went for a stroll.

But Lianci stood in front of several cabinets of books, looking back and forth with his eyes.

Pigeons seem to be very concerned about money.

Pigeon wants him to go out for a walk.

Pigeon wishes he could have a career.

Then, he must also pay attention to it. He always feels sorry for being raised by pigeons like this. Then, what is a suitable career for him?

Lianci's brain was calculating rapidly.

As fate would have it, his eyes suddenly stopped on the book "Falgano the Great".

The night passed.

Early in the morning, Uncle Huang from Niujiao Street came to Jiang Gezi with a group of Hulala people.

In Jiang Gezi's eyes, Uncle Huang in Niujiao Street is the long-lost Grandpa Shengguang.

Every time he saw this old man walking alone, Jiang Gezi felt that he had really wronged this old man.

According to his thinking, this old man should be barefoot, with his head shaved, with triple halos on his head, and six pairs of wings on his back.

He doesn't need to speak, he only needs to speak four words in his life, that's enough!

"Holy light shines everywhere!!!!!!"

Uncle Huang walked in front of the team carrying a wine jar, with a look of tolerance and embarrassment.

The wound behind her was even worse, crying and crying, carrying, hugging, the least serious was bruised and swollen, the more serious arm was in a sling, and the broken leg was carried by the elders in the family.

The three big families, old and young, have suffered enough suffering and sins for half a month.

Disasters, big and small, have been tormented and the hearts of the people are so broken that they can't mend.

Uncle Huang sighed as he walked.

He didn't know how many times he could sell his old face of an elder?

He had already sold his face for the incident at Quan Da's gangster's house back then.

Now he wants to sell his face again, but he doesn't know if he will give it to him or not.

But if you don’t give it, who else can you ask?

What's more, there are blood relatives here.

Uncle Huang's real name is Yikai, and it is said that his father was gambling back then, when he rolled the dice, a leopard came out to kill him, and Huang Yikai happened to fall into the grass.

So he calls it open.

Uncle Huang hated this name all his life, he felt that even calling him Leopard was better than Yikai.

But he just called out.

After Uncle Huang was born, his father's gambling luck has never been better. Don't even think about the leopard six or six, it's a bet that loses everything.

Later, without knowing what the old man was thinking, he sold his son to Hengze pawnshop on Niujiao Street and became a prostitute.

Later, the civil war broke out, and the last generation of foreign surname kings were expelled from the country. Only then did the system of apprenticeship and prostitution be abolished.

In the blink of an eye 40 years later, Hengze Pawnshop has become the Hengze Appraisal Center, Hengze Art Gallery, and pawnshop.

And Uncle Huang is the last generation of veterans in this street. He has also become an officially recognized expert in antique appraisal, a master of folk arts and crafts, and a calligrapher...

Suffering at a young age, working hard in middle age, he has many titles, he can be regarded as a high-class figure in Laosanjie who wants to have face and face.

But... face is the worst thing to sell.

Holding the old wine and a pair of orchid fighting squares that he drew, Uncle Huang hesitated for a long time.Finally, he finally squeezed out a smile, and knocked on the door of Jiang Gezi's house with difficulty.

"Is Master Ganzi at home? The old man Huang opened the mountain gate!!"

Lian Ci was kneeling in the main room wiping the floor, and while wiping, he was also flipping through the book "Falgano the Great".

He hesitated when he heard someone talking outside the door.

Is this sound unfamiliar?

Someone outside the door said: "Once the old man opens, we will worship the mountain gate again!!"

Lian Ci was taken aback, he hadn't seen this kind of door-knocking method for many years, there were costume dramas on TV, but what's going on outside?

He got up, stretched the non-existent dust on his sleeves, walked to the eight doors, removed a door panel, and took a look...

The people outside the door were stunned, even Ci was also stunned.

Without it, the white-bearded old man at the door doesn't count, he knows the bruised and swollen face turned into ashes...

No matter how well educated a person is, when he encounters someone who robs him, beats him up, and strips him naked, he can't feel happy no matter what.

Lian Ci went up with his fist raised, just about to relieve his resentment.

Unexpectedly, there was a stronger man behind him, he grabbed his collar neatly, and pulled himself aside unceremoniously.

Jiang Gezi raised his head with a smile, and understood what he meant.

Understood, he smiled.

Whoops!I thought it was an outsider, and there was no hope of revenge!

Grandson, I can count on waiting for you.

Without these grandchildren, I can't lose my "Book of Golden Wisdom", and I can't take advantage of the fool behind me.

He wasn't going to forgive, so he blocked the door and didn't intend to let anyone in.

When Uncle Huang saw this situation, he also understood.

This is to find the source, the pole master has established the rules, and the disaster is not small!

Things started talking about ten days ago.

During this period of time, some children in the No. [-] courtyard of Niujiaotou didn't know what happened, and accidents started one after another.

Hit the wall while walking.

Sleep collapsed bed.

This is light.

When eating, I could eat pebbles the size of bird eggs from the bowl, and my front teeth collapsed.

When I woke up, I was surrounded by eight generations of ancestors and eight generations of great-grandchildren sitting quietly and staring at the side.

In a passenger car, the driver brakes, and others are fine, but these few fly out...

The old man with some experience saw it and said, it was retribution!Don't even ask, is this a wicked thing?Are you unwell?

Should!

In fact, no matter where you are, there is always a shortage of wild children with a bad reputation.

There are several waves of wild children in the third alley, Lin Yuanchun from the Lin family, He Mingchuan from the He family, and Deng Changnong from the Deng family. They are the bastards in the eyes of the neighbors, the evil in the eyes of the neighbors, and they will not do it. of.

But they are wicked!

At the other end of the old lotus market, it's not easy for old farmers in the countryside. How much can you exchange for fruits and vegetables?

They bought it for tens of miles on their shoulders and carried it on their shoulders. Just after leaving the stall, they saw that they were from other places, and these few were extorting.

What else to say, I would be fine if I didn't eat the grass beside the nest!

Pooh!

Wearing a shaving head all day long, Jiantian was dressed in ripped clothes, set up a broken drum set, a broken guitar, connected to a stolen electricity, and a loudspeaker on the roof, screaming heart-piercingly:

"BACK!!! MY LOVE!!!!!!"

Go to your eight generations of ancestors ~ aunts and aunts ~ come back to your love, it’s not annoying to sing a few more lines, can you change your tricks?

How many years have I been repeating this, and I will return your love!

You don't even have a hair, you give back your love!

Bah bah bah bah! ! !

Neighbors saw a few unlucky people, it was really happy, but also distressed.

The main thing is to feel sorry for their elders. They are a few good, warm-hearted and honest people.

The education of children has been taught by human hands, hey!It's useless, everyone knows that a puppy can't understand things if it doesn't turn its bowels.

Seeing this, in less than ten days, the neighbors and neighbors in this circle were wrapped up.

These few people demolished houses and roof tiles all day long, and there must be pits wherever they walked.

Every latrine they have gone to must be broken.

Every house they slept in was full of rats.

Every car they make will fly them around the world.

All in all, everyone, old and young, are unlucky, so everyone came along today!