Ten Mile Room
Chapter 84
Jiang Gezi seems to have heard a metaphor for marriage before, saying that marriage is like a castle under siege, people outside want to come in, people inside want to get out...
Today's Erji County is probably like this.
This poor city, which doesn't even have love benefits, has entered a panic-siege period like a storm,
An ancient city that has been temporarily closed, outside the city are countless RV camps from major chaebols and speculators in Kyushu. They are waiting for the results of new land development and looking forward to finding new business opportunities.
They also said that now important media from all over the world will also flock here.There are also various scientific research institutions, and they will also come.
This Erji County is about to prosper!
Even the water resources here have been polluted.
But if you have money, most of the problems can be solved, it's just a matter of price.
Only the residents of Erji County were wronged. They had to open their homes in a certain ordinary weather... only to find that human beings are no longer alone?
A new species is born?
And this new species, which has been their neighbor for 2000 years, hangs on the mountain wall next door.
This matter is terribly thoughtful.
That's a total of [-] people, a new species with independent thinking ability, and less physiological habits of eating and drinking than humans.
Or a more lethal...female skeleton?War witch?
It is said that when they died, they were all fifteen or sixteen-year-old girls!
In order to be able to go shopping in the city, they also implemented a serious shift system. After all, they have been doing this job for 2000 years. Regardless of whether humans outside can be let in, anyway, the nightmares in the restricted area cannot be released. of.
Look, what a group of skeleton people who love their jobs and work hard.
What's wrong with spending some money on them?
2000 years ago, I sacrificed myself and protected the safety of human beings. Now that I enter a city, people still have to work in shifts, so do you humans have the nerve to ask for money?
In this way, the three days passed quickly, and the residents of the entire Erji County were still in a dream, frightened and terrified, and they couldn't escape this terrible city.
They are not fearless, little people living at the bottom, they are just forced to accept fear.
if not!Gotta live.
After the city was closed, the yamen informed that as long as they were shops and merchants, they had to open their doors for business. Those skeleton men could take whatever they wanted, and finally, please deliver the bill to the yamen of this city, and the Zhongzhou military representative will finally settle the bill.
And then, that's it!
All of a sudden, the whole city is full of little girls walking... happy skeleton people.
Occasionally, if they run too fast, their heads or other parts will fall off, which is also a normal phenomenon.
You can always see a few skeletons, standing at the intersection, with the jaws that have lost their muscles and nerves, clicking their mouths up and down miraculously.
Probably...they were laughing.
They are always like this.
Constantly clicking...
Looking at the windmill on the corner of the street, it will click.
When you see the window of a toy store, it will click.
Seeing the beautiful skirts in the store will click.
They will even climb to the movie theater in the city, and sit obediently in rows...
Ordinary humans cannot hear what they say, nor can they see the appearance of their souls, but they can still feel that they are happy... After all, the places they pass are no different from the bandits entering the city.
The appearance of sweeping while clicking, is really greedy to the extreme.
Whether you are used to it or not, you have to live in this city. A group of idiots blasted a new world with explosives. Accept it or not, they are here too.
The relationship between the new species and humans is subtle, and fortunately, a balance has been found between the two. People, even swallows.
Then... Let's just get along "friendly" for the time being.
What else should I do?This is a life sacrifice to himself, sealing Beiyan's war witch of hundreds of thousands of square kilometers.Who knows what the consequences will be if you offend them?
The Kyushu multinational forces have already deeply felt the power of that rebound explosion.
It's not that you can't fight back, and it's not that you're afraid. After all, this is a modern technological society... However, what is the ultimate meaning of fighting back?
You have to have a goal, right?
For example, I want to occupy the cliff, disarm the phantom formation... and release those nightmares, and then live happily with them?
It would be better to stay with the war witches who were once human beings.
In fact, compared to the persecution paranoia of the earthlings, the habit of grasping and studying at every turn, the Gaels are born with fantasy, but they accept such things very quickly.
Humans have learned that, compared to humans fearing death, war witches welcome humans to study them. Anyway, they are eagerly looking forward to their souls returning to the earth.
The life sacrifice goes against the wishes of the mother priest and the father god, so they can't find the key to Feiyu and Feina, neither can they go to heaven, nor can their souls return to hell...
Gaelic Law does not recognize their death, they are just a new life without a body.
In fact, everyone now knows that these war witches can completely abandon their skeletons and naturally exist in the state of souls.
But they just don't give up their bodies, they take them with them wherever they go.
Lian Yanzi said that he could feel the pain of not knowing where to go.
But Jiang Gezi said that what he saw was happiness.
Those little girls are really happy. They are in groups like larks, and they are jumping around the city like little bunnies. Usually, there is a soldier with a bad face behind him, responding to emergencies at any time... …
There are always people who faint, and they always have to find some people to help them and try to give them first aid.
They rushed into clothing stores, beauty stores, nail salons, and various stores like crazy...
Moreover, they learned to line up... line up to do manicures and hairdressing for their skeletons... they even asked the beauty shop to open a large aromatherapy pool, so that they could put their skeletons on the shelf and soak them in the same way as humans take a bath. It was delicious.
Oh, they can't smell, for them, smell is all kinds of words.
Fragrant, is a wonderful word.
Even if it is a skeleton, people still have a few hairs that need to be maintained.
Just not much.
Probably it’s really cool to pick up things that don’t need sheepskin, and humans soon discovered that they didn’t have the greedy temper to abandon humans.
Not to mention wearing several layers on my body, they were still carried to the cliff in big and small bags.
Jiang Gezi stood under the cliff and watched for several hours, but he couldn't find out where the "little girls" hid the mountain-like fabrics, clothes, even the big sofa bed, and half of the city's cosmetics?
It doesn't matter where they are hiding, I hope they will be happy as soon as possible, and they can open the phantom array according to the agreement, and let the multinational troops enter the restricted area.
And the world after the phantom array is more and more attractive to Jiang Gezi...
Commercial Street.
The fat boss of the hotel brought out a plate of wine glasses with trembling arms, and put them on the free tasting table at the door tremblingly.
As soon as he put down his goods, two or three white arms stretched out, picked up the wine glass, and poured it into the skull's mouth.
The wine naturally leaked out of their jaws...
The hotel owner helplessly held up the small wooden basin in his hand, while consuming the wine that leaked from the jaw of the skeleton, while sighing helplessly that his life was miserable.
Most of the goods will be checked out by someone, except for food, because it will be leaked as it is, so he is serving for nothing.
"Huh~"
Jiang Gezi lay on the balcony of the commercial street hotel and laughed.
In fact, he has been content to watch such excitement all day long.
Also, the world he sees is different.
What others see is a terrifying skeleton.
But in his eyes, on the commercial street outside, there was a large group of little girls in extremely weird outfits, and they were happily enjoying the whole world.
Yes, enjoy it.
Even if they know that they are dead, they will still embrace, love, feel, and perceive all the new worlds they can touch and experience with all their strength.
No matter what, the simplicity is a bit enviable.
"You've been laughing, and you seem to be in a good mood?"
Mr. Lee Jones' accost came from the balcony next door.
But Jiang Gezi just glanced sideways at him, then naturally withdrew his gaze.
He doesn't have many enemies, but wherever there are Yan people in the future, he will definitely wake up three points.
These Yan people are really annoying, and their eating looks are too ugly.
Li Jones pinched his nose helplessly, and then looked at the Yan military representatives, parliamentary representatives, and business representatives on the balcony behind him and shrugged.
The guy next door has an extremely weird temper. Could it be possible to let him kneel down and lick his shoe upper?
The big explosion was caused by Yan's repeated strong demands, and they even quietly adjusted the amount of explosives in the contract...
Not to mention the war damage, they also opened up a new world, bringing a toothache new species to the entire Kyushu, big trouble.
So now they are isolated.
The other countries naturally formed an alliance to exclude Yan. According to reliable sources, they are not prepared to admit that the land behind the restricted area belongs to Yan.
In short, recognize your rights and you have rights.
I don't recognize you anymore, what can you do?The ancestors have been dead for more than 800 years, you say this land is yours?
Who proves it?
bully you?I will also bully you!
Anyway, during this period of time, Yan's various behaviors disgusted other countries.
That's why you're cheap, you didn't know how to cherish when you were a human being, but now you behave like a dog obediently, and no one is going to forgive you anymore.
Yan's diplomatic measures were timely, and now Li Qiongsi led a team to continuously initiate public relations with Jiang Gezi.
After all, behind Jiang Gezi there is Lian Yanzi, Yu Dongchi, Xingan... and that old woman.
Leaving aside the embarrassing Mr. Li Jones, Jiang Gezi turned over and returned to the small dining table on the balcony. Zhou Songchun, who was sitting in a wheelchair, poured him a cup of tea neatly and asked with a smile, "Are they happy?"
Jiang Gezi nodded, pulled the chair beside him and sat down, nodded in a good mood and said, "Well, I'm very happy."
Zhou Songchun was curious. Although Yu Dongchi rarely described the appearance of those souls for him because of his injury, he still couldn't hear enough, and he was full of curiosity and wanted to find out more.
After all, this melon is so fat that he can use it on any social occasion ten years from now.
He admired enviously: "I really want to see how they look! Your Highness said that they are all beauties!"
Hearing what he said, Jiang Gezi lay down on the table and laughed, probably because he was afraid that the souls flying around would hear it, so he lowered his head and whispered, "Yes, the beauty who has lived for more than 2000 years..."
Zhou Songchun nodded, and said obsessively: "The number one beauty in Kyushu is called Xin. She was born in Danjiang and is the youngest daughter of the river god! It is said that she is so beautiful that even the birds in the sky will love her when they see her." Singing in awe... Ten thousand years ago, I still admire her, but it's nothing in 2000!"
Jiang Gezi's shoulders shook even more.
Zhou Songchun pushed the wheelchair over and said in a low voice: "Actually, it's a few women in the family. I really want to know what they look like. I have a cousin who is also an artist, and I want to write a novel based on their stories..."
Just as he was talking, the balcony door was slowly pushed open. Yu Dongchi was wearing a white shirt with high sleeves and a long blue apron embroidered with lace.
Probably worked as a kitchen worker all morning, when this one came out, there were still beads of sweat on his nose.
He smiled at the two people on the balcony, turned around and pushed a small dining car.
Jiang Gezi stood up to help, and while serving the dishes, he asked curiously, "What's today?"
Yu Dongchi elegantly introduced: "The refreshing mixed vegetables brought by the new air, canned beef tongue, the top mountain spring in Changhui County with the small fish sausage unique to the Royal Kitchen, a canned roast chicken, a canned fruit mix, and Zhongzhou The Beijing Army provides low-alcohol alcohol..."
Jiang Gezi smiled helplessly: "Ah, so you just opened the can?"
Yu Dongchi coughed, and explained seriously: "There is also a beautiful dining table." He pointed to the plate on the dining car and said: "Look, there are beautiful flowers, fresh..."
"The landlady just pointed at these potted flowers and lived. You are miserable, and the old lady will miss you to death..."
"Uh...really?"
Hearing the two of them quarreling, Zhou Songchun smiled and shook his head, while reaching for the small fish intestines on the table, he said: "This is not bad, at least the apron Your Highness wears is not bad..."
Seeing Yu Dongchi squinting at him, he had no choice but to hold up his intestines and say apologetically, "Okay! My wrong Highness! Later, I will ask them to bring some pots of famous products from the airship..."
While they were talking lively, suddenly there was the crisp sound of a glass being thrown from the balcony next door, and there was a low exclamation.
Jiang Gezi and the others heard the sound and looked, only to see those elders on the balcony next door, all leaning against the wall of the balcony with terrified faces, trembling collectively.
But following their gazes, they found that at some point, the side of their small balcony was covered with skeletons.
There is also a soul named Dan Niang, floating happily in the sky.
Now Danniang's soul is still wearing the torn felt skirt, but she dresses her own skeleton quite beautifully and decently.
It was wearing a dark blue evening dress with diamonds, and the few hairs were permed into small curls. Not to mention the diamond hairpins with bows, it also had at least five-color nails...
When guests came, Jiang Gezi naturally wanted to receive them.
So he went over and invited the skeletons to come down, and set up a chair for each of them to sit in human form.
After tossing, he returned to the dining table, picked up the spoon, and started eating.
But Tanniang floated beside him and complained: "Can you pour me a cup of tea? I am a guest! When I was in Peiwu, even a wild dog passed by my yurt. If I didn't want to eat it, I would give it a broken bone." As a treat."
Jiang Gezi pursed her lips, and said unceremoniously, "You're going to leak it anyway, and this is Peiwu!"
Danniang smiled, looked back at her skeleton and said, "Have you seen my new dress? There is a wise weaving lady here. She sewed stars on the skirt with her skillful hands. I like her, so I will Bought all her dresses and she cried...I think she likes me!"
Jiang Gezi glanced at the twitching bully at the corner of his mouth, then at Danniang's skeleton, and finally laughed and said, "I'm scared to cry! Can you bring them in less? The residents here are going to be scared to death!"
But Danniang stared confidently into her big green eyes and said, "I must have a pair of hands to help me carry those clothes, right?" At this point, she looked around curiously and said, "Where's my younger brother?"
Hearing this, Jiang Gezi's expression became more serious. He looked at Danniang with eyes full of accusations and said, "Your little brother needs to mend holes in the hospital for the troubles you caused. You know, there are many people who need Wu's comfort. , they were terrified!"
Yu Dongchi listened quietly, and finally seeing the relaxed expression of the pigeon, he also moved the chair on one side and sat opposite Danniang.
Compared with those ordinary people who only know half the truth, to be honest, he is afraid!
After all, the five senses of descendants of Ji Dao are different from others.
Not to mention when she was alive, in 2000, in order to imprison the nightmare and prevent the phantom array from being destroyed, who knows how many people this evil spirit killed?She made her own skeleton fragrant, and Yu Dongchi could smell the strong smell of blood.
Seeing Yu Dongchi sit down, Danniang floated up, and according to the rules of the tribe, she gave him a quite formal audience salute and said, "Hello, Your Highness!"
The few skeletons sitting on the edge of the balcony also stood up, raised their skirts, and saluted seriously.
Even when they are dead, they are well-bred little girls.
Yu Dongchi nodded with sweat on his head, and sat down again with a look of embarrassment.
After sitting down, he finally couldn't help asking curiously.
"How about them?"
Dan Niang looked at him suspiciously and said, "Who?"
Yu Dongchi pointed to the few skeletons that Fuyu came out of.
Dan Niang looked at them, turned her head and replied with a sweet smile: "They! Your Highness, their life sacrifices failed! They have returned to the embrace of the Father God happily for 2000 years, I really envy them... "
Yu Dongchi's face was numb, so he could only nod his head helplessly, expressing that he knew.
There was silence on the balcony, only the occasional chewing sound of Jiang Gezi...
After a long time, he suddenly said, "You don't waste it."
Danniang smiled and replied proudly: "Naturally! Consummation is always an unattainable state. Today, you pay the bill for us, but after going back, who knows how many years it will take? One day, you will be happy Hungui, how about us... no pasture, no cattle and sheep, but I don't know how many thousands of years it will be hung..."
Uh, to put it bluntly, it’s not enough to ask for a bargain!
A quiet mountain wind blows from the cliff.
Jiang Gezi felt a bit of refreshing coolness. He stood up comfortably, stretched his waist slowly, and lay down on the balcony again.
But behind him, the conversation between Yu Dongchi and Danniang slowly reached his ears.
He could hear that Tanniang's voice was getting old again.
So this old woman, has she started to use the power of deterrence again?
But to his surprise, Yu Dongchi's performance was still good.
His voice was calm and calm, and he said in an unhurried tone: "... I don't know if I have the honor, but I will talk to you about the cost of buying daily necessities for you in the future..."
"Tan Niang is a little confused, could it be... Your Highness, your generosity is only this time?"
"You have mastered the largest tribe in the grassland, so you should understand my predicament best! To tell you the truth, my family has many children. Although I am a prince, I feel helpless... Now... I have exchanged my largest fief for the one under your feet. This piece of land, from now on, will be my fief for thousands of miles around..."
"Fief?"
"Oh, my land!"
"That's it! So what does His Highness want to trade with Danniang? Danniang's flock has long since disappeared..."
"...more of a collaboration than a deal, for your future life with the other ladies, uh, I mean, there's a lot of new dresses, no matter how many you buy, they're going to be out of season! So I guess Under your feet, open a toll booth with good service and continuous production of sheepskin for you all year round, what do you think..."
Jiang Gezi let out a soft snort, then he lay down on the balcony and laughed again in a muffled voice.
Today's Erji County is probably like this.
This poor city, which doesn't even have love benefits, has entered a panic-siege period like a storm,
An ancient city that has been temporarily closed, outside the city are countless RV camps from major chaebols and speculators in Kyushu. They are waiting for the results of new land development and looking forward to finding new business opportunities.
They also said that now important media from all over the world will also flock here.There are also various scientific research institutions, and they will also come.
This Erji County is about to prosper!
Even the water resources here have been polluted.
But if you have money, most of the problems can be solved, it's just a matter of price.
Only the residents of Erji County were wronged. They had to open their homes in a certain ordinary weather... only to find that human beings are no longer alone?
A new species is born?
And this new species, which has been their neighbor for 2000 years, hangs on the mountain wall next door.
This matter is terribly thoughtful.
That's a total of [-] people, a new species with independent thinking ability, and less physiological habits of eating and drinking than humans.
Or a more lethal...female skeleton?War witch?
It is said that when they died, they were all fifteen or sixteen-year-old girls!
In order to be able to go shopping in the city, they also implemented a serious shift system. After all, they have been doing this job for 2000 years. Regardless of whether humans outside can be let in, anyway, the nightmares in the restricted area cannot be released. of.
Look, what a group of skeleton people who love their jobs and work hard.
What's wrong with spending some money on them?
2000 years ago, I sacrificed myself and protected the safety of human beings. Now that I enter a city, people still have to work in shifts, so do you humans have the nerve to ask for money?
In this way, the three days passed quickly, and the residents of the entire Erji County were still in a dream, frightened and terrified, and they couldn't escape this terrible city.
They are not fearless, little people living at the bottom, they are just forced to accept fear.
if not!Gotta live.
After the city was closed, the yamen informed that as long as they were shops and merchants, they had to open their doors for business. Those skeleton men could take whatever they wanted, and finally, please deliver the bill to the yamen of this city, and the Zhongzhou military representative will finally settle the bill.
And then, that's it!
All of a sudden, the whole city is full of little girls walking... happy skeleton people.
Occasionally, if they run too fast, their heads or other parts will fall off, which is also a normal phenomenon.
You can always see a few skeletons, standing at the intersection, with the jaws that have lost their muscles and nerves, clicking their mouths up and down miraculously.
Probably...they were laughing.
They are always like this.
Constantly clicking...
Looking at the windmill on the corner of the street, it will click.
When you see the window of a toy store, it will click.
Seeing the beautiful skirts in the store will click.
They will even climb to the movie theater in the city, and sit obediently in rows...
Ordinary humans cannot hear what they say, nor can they see the appearance of their souls, but they can still feel that they are happy... After all, the places they pass are no different from the bandits entering the city.
The appearance of sweeping while clicking, is really greedy to the extreme.
Whether you are used to it or not, you have to live in this city. A group of idiots blasted a new world with explosives. Accept it or not, they are here too.
The relationship between the new species and humans is subtle, and fortunately, a balance has been found between the two. People, even swallows.
Then... Let's just get along "friendly" for the time being.
What else should I do?This is a life sacrifice to himself, sealing Beiyan's war witch of hundreds of thousands of square kilometers.Who knows what the consequences will be if you offend them?
The Kyushu multinational forces have already deeply felt the power of that rebound explosion.
It's not that you can't fight back, and it's not that you're afraid. After all, this is a modern technological society... However, what is the ultimate meaning of fighting back?
You have to have a goal, right?
For example, I want to occupy the cliff, disarm the phantom formation... and release those nightmares, and then live happily with them?
It would be better to stay with the war witches who were once human beings.
In fact, compared to the persecution paranoia of the earthlings, the habit of grasping and studying at every turn, the Gaels are born with fantasy, but they accept such things very quickly.
Humans have learned that, compared to humans fearing death, war witches welcome humans to study them. Anyway, they are eagerly looking forward to their souls returning to the earth.
The life sacrifice goes against the wishes of the mother priest and the father god, so they can't find the key to Feiyu and Feina, neither can they go to heaven, nor can their souls return to hell...
Gaelic Law does not recognize their death, they are just a new life without a body.
In fact, everyone now knows that these war witches can completely abandon their skeletons and naturally exist in the state of souls.
But they just don't give up their bodies, they take them with them wherever they go.
Lian Yanzi said that he could feel the pain of not knowing where to go.
But Jiang Gezi said that what he saw was happiness.
Those little girls are really happy. They are in groups like larks, and they are jumping around the city like little bunnies. Usually, there is a soldier with a bad face behind him, responding to emergencies at any time... …
There are always people who faint, and they always have to find some people to help them and try to give them first aid.
They rushed into clothing stores, beauty stores, nail salons, and various stores like crazy...
Moreover, they learned to line up... line up to do manicures and hairdressing for their skeletons... they even asked the beauty shop to open a large aromatherapy pool, so that they could put their skeletons on the shelf and soak them in the same way as humans take a bath. It was delicious.
Oh, they can't smell, for them, smell is all kinds of words.
Fragrant, is a wonderful word.
Even if it is a skeleton, people still have a few hairs that need to be maintained.
Just not much.
Probably it’s really cool to pick up things that don’t need sheepskin, and humans soon discovered that they didn’t have the greedy temper to abandon humans.
Not to mention wearing several layers on my body, they were still carried to the cliff in big and small bags.
Jiang Gezi stood under the cliff and watched for several hours, but he couldn't find out where the "little girls" hid the mountain-like fabrics, clothes, even the big sofa bed, and half of the city's cosmetics?
It doesn't matter where they are hiding, I hope they will be happy as soon as possible, and they can open the phantom array according to the agreement, and let the multinational troops enter the restricted area.
And the world after the phantom array is more and more attractive to Jiang Gezi...
Commercial Street.
The fat boss of the hotel brought out a plate of wine glasses with trembling arms, and put them on the free tasting table at the door tremblingly.
As soon as he put down his goods, two or three white arms stretched out, picked up the wine glass, and poured it into the skull's mouth.
The wine naturally leaked out of their jaws...
The hotel owner helplessly held up the small wooden basin in his hand, while consuming the wine that leaked from the jaw of the skeleton, while sighing helplessly that his life was miserable.
Most of the goods will be checked out by someone, except for food, because it will be leaked as it is, so he is serving for nothing.
"Huh~"
Jiang Gezi lay on the balcony of the commercial street hotel and laughed.
In fact, he has been content to watch such excitement all day long.
Also, the world he sees is different.
What others see is a terrifying skeleton.
But in his eyes, on the commercial street outside, there was a large group of little girls in extremely weird outfits, and they were happily enjoying the whole world.
Yes, enjoy it.
Even if they know that they are dead, they will still embrace, love, feel, and perceive all the new worlds they can touch and experience with all their strength.
No matter what, the simplicity is a bit enviable.
"You've been laughing, and you seem to be in a good mood?"
Mr. Lee Jones' accost came from the balcony next door.
But Jiang Gezi just glanced sideways at him, then naturally withdrew his gaze.
He doesn't have many enemies, but wherever there are Yan people in the future, he will definitely wake up three points.
These Yan people are really annoying, and their eating looks are too ugly.
Li Jones pinched his nose helplessly, and then looked at the Yan military representatives, parliamentary representatives, and business representatives on the balcony behind him and shrugged.
The guy next door has an extremely weird temper. Could it be possible to let him kneel down and lick his shoe upper?
The big explosion was caused by Yan's repeated strong demands, and they even quietly adjusted the amount of explosives in the contract...
Not to mention the war damage, they also opened up a new world, bringing a toothache new species to the entire Kyushu, big trouble.
So now they are isolated.
The other countries naturally formed an alliance to exclude Yan. According to reliable sources, they are not prepared to admit that the land behind the restricted area belongs to Yan.
In short, recognize your rights and you have rights.
I don't recognize you anymore, what can you do?The ancestors have been dead for more than 800 years, you say this land is yours?
Who proves it?
bully you?I will also bully you!
Anyway, during this period of time, Yan's various behaviors disgusted other countries.
That's why you're cheap, you didn't know how to cherish when you were a human being, but now you behave like a dog obediently, and no one is going to forgive you anymore.
Yan's diplomatic measures were timely, and now Li Qiongsi led a team to continuously initiate public relations with Jiang Gezi.
After all, behind Jiang Gezi there is Lian Yanzi, Yu Dongchi, Xingan... and that old woman.
Leaving aside the embarrassing Mr. Li Jones, Jiang Gezi turned over and returned to the small dining table on the balcony. Zhou Songchun, who was sitting in a wheelchair, poured him a cup of tea neatly and asked with a smile, "Are they happy?"
Jiang Gezi nodded, pulled the chair beside him and sat down, nodded in a good mood and said, "Well, I'm very happy."
Zhou Songchun was curious. Although Yu Dongchi rarely described the appearance of those souls for him because of his injury, he still couldn't hear enough, and he was full of curiosity and wanted to find out more.
After all, this melon is so fat that he can use it on any social occasion ten years from now.
He admired enviously: "I really want to see how they look! Your Highness said that they are all beauties!"
Hearing what he said, Jiang Gezi lay down on the table and laughed, probably because he was afraid that the souls flying around would hear it, so he lowered his head and whispered, "Yes, the beauty who has lived for more than 2000 years..."
Zhou Songchun nodded, and said obsessively: "The number one beauty in Kyushu is called Xin. She was born in Danjiang and is the youngest daughter of the river god! It is said that she is so beautiful that even the birds in the sky will love her when they see her." Singing in awe... Ten thousand years ago, I still admire her, but it's nothing in 2000!"
Jiang Gezi's shoulders shook even more.
Zhou Songchun pushed the wheelchair over and said in a low voice: "Actually, it's a few women in the family. I really want to know what they look like. I have a cousin who is also an artist, and I want to write a novel based on their stories..."
Just as he was talking, the balcony door was slowly pushed open. Yu Dongchi was wearing a white shirt with high sleeves and a long blue apron embroidered with lace.
Probably worked as a kitchen worker all morning, when this one came out, there were still beads of sweat on his nose.
He smiled at the two people on the balcony, turned around and pushed a small dining car.
Jiang Gezi stood up to help, and while serving the dishes, he asked curiously, "What's today?"
Yu Dongchi elegantly introduced: "The refreshing mixed vegetables brought by the new air, canned beef tongue, the top mountain spring in Changhui County with the small fish sausage unique to the Royal Kitchen, a canned roast chicken, a canned fruit mix, and Zhongzhou The Beijing Army provides low-alcohol alcohol..."
Jiang Gezi smiled helplessly: "Ah, so you just opened the can?"
Yu Dongchi coughed, and explained seriously: "There is also a beautiful dining table." He pointed to the plate on the dining car and said: "Look, there are beautiful flowers, fresh..."
"The landlady just pointed at these potted flowers and lived. You are miserable, and the old lady will miss you to death..."
"Uh...really?"
Hearing the two of them quarreling, Zhou Songchun smiled and shook his head, while reaching for the small fish intestines on the table, he said: "This is not bad, at least the apron Your Highness wears is not bad..."
Seeing Yu Dongchi squinting at him, he had no choice but to hold up his intestines and say apologetically, "Okay! My wrong Highness! Later, I will ask them to bring some pots of famous products from the airship..."
While they were talking lively, suddenly there was the crisp sound of a glass being thrown from the balcony next door, and there was a low exclamation.
Jiang Gezi and the others heard the sound and looked, only to see those elders on the balcony next door, all leaning against the wall of the balcony with terrified faces, trembling collectively.
But following their gazes, they found that at some point, the side of their small balcony was covered with skeletons.
There is also a soul named Dan Niang, floating happily in the sky.
Now Danniang's soul is still wearing the torn felt skirt, but she dresses her own skeleton quite beautifully and decently.
It was wearing a dark blue evening dress with diamonds, and the few hairs were permed into small curls. Not to mention the diamond hairpins with bows, it also had at least five-color nails...
When guests came, Jiang Gezi naturally wanted to receive them.
So he went over and invited the skeletons to come down, and set up a chair for each of them to sit in human form.
After tossing, he returned to the dining table, picked up the spoon, and started eating.
But Tanniang floated beside him and complained: "Can you pour me a cup of tea? I am a guest! When I was in Peiwu, even a wild dog passed by my yurt. If I didn't want to eat it, I would give it a broken bone." As a treat."
Jiang Gezi pursed her lips, and said unceremoniously, "You're going to leak it anyway, and this is Peiwu!"
Danniang smiled, looked back at her skeleton and said, "Have you seen my new dress? There is a wise weaving lady here. She sewed stars on the skirt with her skillful hands. I like her, so I will Bought all her dresses and she cried...I think she likes me!"
Jiang Gezi glanced at the twitching bully at the corner of his mouth, then at Danniang's skeleton, and finally laughed and said, "I'm scared to cry! Can you bring them in less? The residents here are going to be scared to death!"
But Danniang stared confidently into her big green eyes and said, "I must have a pair of hands to help me carry those clothes, right?" At this point, she looked around curiously and said, "Where's my younger brother?"
Hearing this, Jiang Gezi's expression became more serious. He looked at Danniang with eyes full of accusations and said, "Your little brother needs to mend holes in the hospital for the troubles you caused. You know, there are many people who need Wu's comfort. , they were terrified!"
Yu Dongchi listened quietly, and finally seeing the relaxed expression of the pigeon, he also moved the chair on one side and sat opposite Danniang.
Compared with those ordinary people who only know half the truth, to be honest, he is afraid!
After all, the five senses of descendants of Ji Dao are different from others.
Not to mention when she was alive, in 2000, in order to imprison the nightmare and prevent the phantom array from being destroyed, who knows how many people this evil spirit killed?She made her own skeleton fragrant, and Yu Dongchi could smell the strong smell of blood.
Seeing Yu Dongchi sit down, Danniang floated up, and according to the rules of the tribe, she gave him a quite formal audience salute and said, "Hello, Your Highness!"
The few skeletons sitting on the edge of the balcony also stood up, raised their skirts, and saluted seriously.
Even when they are dead, they are well-bred little girls.
Yu Dongchi nodded with sweat on his head, and sat down again with a look of embarrassment.
After sitting down, he finally couldn't help asking curiously.
"How about them?"
Dan Niang looked at him suspiciously and said, "Who?"
Yu Dongchi pointed to the few skeletons that Fuyu came out of.
Dan Niang looked at them, turned her head and replied with a sweet smile: "They! Your Highness, their life sacrifices failed! They have returned to the embrace of the Father God happily for 2000 years, I really envy them... "
Yu Dongchi's face was numb, so he could only nod his head helplessly, expressing that he knew.
There was silence on the balcony, only the occasional chewing sound of Jiang Gezi...
After a long time, he suddenly said, "You don't waste it."
Danniang smiled and replied proudly: "Naturally! Consummation is always an unattainable state. Today, you pay the bill for us, but after going back, who knows how many years it will take? One day, you will be happy Hungui, how about us... no pasture, no cattle and sheep, but I don't know how many thousands of years it will be hung..."
Uh, to put it bluntly, it’s not enough to ask for a bargain!
A quiet mountain wind blows from the cliff.
Jiang Gezi felt a bit of refreshing coolness. He stood up comfortably, stretched his waist slowly, and lay down on the balcony again.
But behind him, the conversation between Yu Dongchi and Danniang slowly reached his ears.
He could hear that Tanniang's voice was getting old again.
So this old woman, has she started to use the power of deterrence again?
But to his surprise, Yu Dongchi's performance was still good.
His voice was calm and calm, and he said in an unhurried tone: "... I don't know if I have the honor, but I will talk to you about the cost of buying daily necessities for you in the future..."
"Tan Niang is a little confused, could it be... Your Highness, your generosity is only this time?"
"You have mastered the largest tribe in the grassland, so you should understand my predicament best! To tell you the truth, my family has many children. Although I am a prince, I feel helpless... Now... I have exchanged my largest fief for the one under your feet. This piece of land, from now on, will be my fief for thousands of miles around..."
"Fief?"
"Oh, my land!"
"That's it! So what does His Highness want to trade with Danniang? Danniang's flock has long since disappeared..."
"...more of a collaboration than a deal, for your future life with the other ladies, uh, I mean, there's a lot of new dresses, no matter how many you buy, they're going to be out of season! So I guess Under your feet, open a toll booth with good service and continuous production of sheepskin for you all year round, what do you think..."
Jiang Gezi let out a soft snort, then he lay down on the balcony and laughed again in a muffled voice.
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