I was put on the throne by the villain【Interstellar】

"Eugene!"

Lei Zhe caught up with the abyss elf in the corridor outside the restaurant in two steps at a time. He held his arm for a long time before asking, "What did you just say... what do you mean?"

Eugene seemed a little confused why Lei Zhe asked such a question, and thought he was chasing the teacher out to inquire about the crime, and replied seriously: "I thought what Neptune said was what I thought, I misunderstood you, I'm sorry."

"What are you apologizing for..." Lei Zhe's expression changed, he paused for a moment and asked persistently, "No other meaning?"

"...Hmm." Eugene replied hesitantly, his face full of bewilderment.

This is really... very straightforward in Eugene's style.Seeing the incomprehensible "what else could be the meaning" on Eugene's face, Lei Zhe held the arm of the abyss elf tightly and fell silent.

In fact, he also understands that the simple-minded Eugene always speaks straightforwardly, saying what he thinks in his heart, without any deep insinuation, but he always has some extravagant expectations in his heart.Lei Zhe originally thought that he would not rush to take his time, surround himself with people, and sooner or later he would be able to grind the iron tree to bloom. At this moment, Barry and Neptune accidentally pierced the window paper, and was so stimulated by the abyss elf , There is an irrepressible impulse in my heart.

Lei Zhe let go of the hand holding Eugene's arm, but he took a step forward with an unprecedented oppressive posture, directly intruding into the intimate distance of the elf, making eye contact with him, and tried to throw a straight ball for the first time: "Suppose what Neptune said literally? If you're not mistaken?"

Eugene stared at Lei Zhe, who had unknowingly been able to look at him at the same level, and was stunned.As a boy who went to brothels to steal food and grew up on the black market, Eugene should know as much common sense and common sense as any normal person.It's just his physical lack of emotional connection with the outside world, so he doesn't care about these things, and they can't affect him at the same time.

And Lei Zhe's words instantly reminded him of the scenes he saw when he was a child in brothels, and even when he received tasks in the black market.Naked|naked body, intertwined limbs, scorching breath and some unpleasant words, these are his memories of sex|things.But it's just a memory, he has neither likes nor dislikes, nor is he interested in this kind of thing.

The abyss elf was silent for a while, and after careful consideration, he said, "I don't like people touching me, I'm not interested in sex, and I've never had a sexual impulse, so if someone else wants to sleep with me, then my answer is Refuse. But your words..."

Eugene imagined how Lei Zhe felt when he touched him, and there were some unknown emotions surging in his heart, but he didn't know how to classify them.Lei Zhe is special, because of him, he has established contact with the outside world, gained friendship, and experienced joy, anger, sorrow and joy.But these emotions are new, appearing too late compared to his long life, he has no experience and no reference to classify them, so he can only roughly classify these people according to his own emotions towards them .

For example, Dio and Raymond are people who are trustworthy and can be touched; Barry is a person who can be trusted but does not want to be touched; as for other people, they cannot even be ranked in the hearts of elves.And Lei Zhe is the most special and strange person.According to Eugene's classification of others, Lei Zhe should be the same as Dio and Raymond, but in fact, the elf vaguely knows that his feelings for him are different from others.

If I have to describe it in detail, it is probably a person who is trustworthy and wants to touch!

Thinking of this, Eugene reached out to hold Lei Zhe's hand, and in the surprised eyes of the other party, he replied seriously: "I don't hate you touching me, I want to touch you too, so if you want to sleep with me, I will Probably not against it."

This is really... It makes people feel both happy and sad, and it's nothing more than going back and forth between heaven and hell.Lei Zhe smiled wryly, held Eugene's hand behind his back, stared at the intertwined fingers of the two with downcast eyes and said a little lonely: "I'm very glad you said that, but I know clearly that you didn't include me in your sentence." The feeling you want. This is really..."

Seeing Lei Zhe's expression, Eugene felt his heart twitch for no reason. The obvious pain made his face change drastically. Just as he was about to ask Lei Zhe what was going on, a holographic screen suddenly appeared on the two of them. In the middle, there is a thoughtful bilingual comparison between Chinese and Common Language, and a large section of detailed judicial explanations about the underage part of the Star Alliance rape|rape crime is marked in bold and capital letters.

"...Nepton, mute for 72 hours." Lei Zhe took a deep breath, squeezed Eugene's hand, and kissed the corner of the abyss elf's lips like a demonstration.

whatever!Anyway, now that I'm in my hands, and the paper on the window is torn, I'm shameless!I still don't believe it, it took dozens or hundreds of years for the cycads to open their mouths!Lao Tzu has a strengthening potion, at least 300 years of lifespan, let's consume it slowly!

Eugene was stunned by Lei Zhe's movements. The throbbing pain in his chest just now had gone away, and it was replaced by a ball of wool, as if being poked back and forth by a naughty animal, feeling jumpy and soft.

Before he could escape from this wonderful feeling, he was dragged away.Eugene watched the holographic screen following Lei Zhe change from black characters on a white background to white characters on a red background, and then saw that it was obviously not in the direction of the high-speed elevator, and asked inexplicably, "Where are you going?"

"Go to the hologram and watch the stars!"

"???" Every day in space, I haven't seen enough. What does it mean to go to the holographic room to see the artificial starry sky?Eugene was full of doubts but did not express any rebuttal. He was obediently lured into the holographic room by Lei Zhe, and saw the inexplicable Milky Way all over the sky in the man-made forest.

As for Lei Zhe, a 38-year-old old man with a combined past life and present life, all his wooing tricks come from books, star networks, and unreliable porn comrades. Use all the tricks of chasing people one by one, and you are mentally prepared to do it ten times if you fail once, you are bound to win the beauty!

So in the days that followed, Raymond and Barry watched their young master's convulsions in pain.For example, every meal must be eaten alone in another restaurant with Eugene. There are holographic candles on the table, holographic screens floating around, and Neptune standing next to him playing a musical instrument called a violin. .

Another example is watching a movie with Eugene in the audio-visual room, and the two of them should watch it together, but they can't sit together.But this movie came from the young master's hometown, and they couldn't understand a lot of common sense and knowledge in it.So the young master explained to Eugene while watching.However, his voice was very low, and he only spoke in the ear of the abyss elf, forcing Raymond and Barry who couldn't hear them to be in pain.

Others include sending flowers every day, taking the elves to the holographic room for a walk, etc., and according to Neptune, the young master has recently learned a musical instrument called the guitar and has made great progress. They will soon be able to watch the young master in Eugene's room The heroic figure playing the guitar in front of the door is really gratifying.

As for Eugene, the direct target of this whole operation, although he didn't quite understand the reason why Lei Zhe did this, but seeing the seriousness of the other party's seriousness, he put up all his energy to cooperate wholeheartedly.Although he can't understand many of Lei Zhe's behaviors, such as playing musical instruments at his door and giving him plant reproductive organs every day, it is undeniable that these behaviors of Lei Zhe make him very happy.As for why he is happy, he can only analyze that acting with Lei Zhe is the reason for his happiness, and the deeper emotional factors are not clear.

Seeing these two people happily chasing people like headless flies, and being chased inexplicably by being ignorant, Barry the "loofer" finally couldn't help it. Mond bit his ear.

"Is it really okay to just let the young master mess around like this? Use another universe's chasing tricks to chase the natives of our galaxy..." Looking at it is really hot!

Raymond glanced at him, and said calmly, "Then do you have any tricks you can teach the young master?"

Contact with the opposite sex is an evil money transaction, and it is a good time in the prime of life, and Barry, who has no time to pursue true love, is shamefully silent.

However, when he saw the abyss elf who was anxiously standing in front of the medical room door, knowing that the young master would be fine, and always worried about fidgeting, Barry regained the courage to say: "I haven't chased anyone before, But judging from Eugene's appearance, it's not that he has no interest in the young master, can't the young master see such an obvious thing?"

It's because I can't see it, but I'm worried that the ignorant elves won't be able to tell the difference.Raymond, who was on the sidelines, did not answer Barry, but changed the subject and said, "I think there is a saying in the movie I saw last time that was very good. If you disturb someone's relationship, you will be kicked to death by a horse."

"..." Under the gaze of the smiling orcs, Barry completely silenced his voice, and stood aside as quietly as a chicken, watching the door of the medical room remain motionless.

After a while, Neptune suddenly appeared in the corridor, and said to Raymond with a very serious expression on his face: "I found an unknown spaceship approaching, and we will meet the Neptune in two hours. Captain It will take at least five hours to wake up, according to the captain's order, he will be under your command when he is away, please order."

It's not that Lei Zhe doesn't trust Eugene, it's just that Raymond is more considerate of the overall situation and understands his thoughts better than the lone ranger's abyss elf.

After pondering for a while, the orc gave a simple and clear order: "The Neptune enters the invisible state, wait for the spaceship to approach and scan it, and make a decision based on the scan result."

Two hours later, the stealth Neptune ushered in a small warship. A preliminary scan found that there was only one living body inside, and the specific race could not be judged because it was fully armed.

Just when Raymond wanted to order the Neptune to ram directly into it to plunder inorganic matter, Eugene suddenly said, "The life form on that ship is an abyss elf."

Raymond was stunned for a moment, and Barry beside him murmured: "Oh my god, the feeling of 20 billion gold coins dangling in front of my eyes is so exciting..."