[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

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"Look, it's a rattle. Boom, boom, boom."

"..."

The silver-haired child's face was as indifferent as ever.If I have to say that it is different from the past, it is probably because the meaning of "Are you mentally retarded" has deepened a bit.

Songyang sighed, stood up and put the rattle back into the vendor's pole.The time was the fourth day when the silver was picked up on the battlefield. Song Yang was walking around outside the battlefield. He heard that there were ghouls, so he went to see it out of curiosity. The little ghost picked it up when he got the silver head.

They said they picked it up, but Songyang really has nothing to do with the child.

"It's windy, is it cold?"

"..."

"There's apple candy over there, do you want to eat it?"

"..."

No matter what he said, Yinshi always looked indifferent and world-weary.Basically, it's a "just give me one bite, and don't be blind to the rest" mode of getting along.

Songyang bought him apple candy, Yinshi did not refuse, ate it in two or three bites, and then sucked his finger nostalgicly.

When he first ran out from Tianzhaoyuan Naraku, he still had some private money with him, but since he escaped, he is almost stretched.He has been engaged in murder and arson, and suddenly he became an ordinary person, and for a while he didn't even know how to make a living.

Because he has a child, he is gentle, and there are good people who are willing to let him work for a night, or for a stutter.When the flames of war spread, everyone was in danger. When they heard that he had no money, they almost slammed the door on his face.

In fact, it doesn't matter to him himself, there are times when he doesn't eat for a whole month when he's alone, he won't die anyway, he can do whatever he wants.But Yinshi is different, he is growing his body.

"You can sell me."

After being shut down again, when Songyang held his face and muttered "I really want to take a bath in a hotel comfortably", Yinshi suddenly said.

It's probably been a long time since I communicated with anyone, and his tone is a little weird.

"After selling me, I will escape and join you."

Seeing that Songyang was not on the road, the silver-haired child explained to him with experience.

"But I have to give half of the money, or I'll sell your samurai sword."

The samurai sword was also given to him by Songyang.At that time, I saw this child walking through the pile of corpses with non-human indifferent eyes. For some reason, I gave him the saber that had been with me for many years.Since leaving Tianzhaoyuan Naraku, this knife has never killed anyone again.

Songyang never asked about Yinshi's life before, and Yinshi didn't ask him either.He thought for a while and said, "Not for sale."

"Not for sale?"

"No matter what, we have to fatten up first."

Yinshi Shiyu looked at him, and finally said "up to you", then turned his head and continued to eat his little buns.

The two wandered around hungry and full.

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"...Silver hour?"

Songyang pushed the silver-haired little bun in his arms.The silver-haired natural curl who looked only eight or nine years old nestled beside him, sleeping soundly.

Songyang stared tenderly at the child and the snot bubble in his nose that was as big as his head.Why can the snot bubble be so big, will it fly up if it goes on like this?

This is the second month since the silver hour was recovered from the battlefield.Although he looked like a reliable and steady adult when he picked up Yin Shishi, in fact he was just a wanderer with no fixed place to live.

The past few days have been walking on mountain roads, Yinshi is a child after all, it's normal to be tired from walking.Songyang gently put him in the blanket, took out a little snack from the package and put it beside him, then walked to a tree trunk, untied his belt and hung it on the branch to hang himself.

"……Hello----!!!"

Yinshi, who was still blowing his nose just now, jumped up like a fire, rushed over and hugged Songyang's leg.

"Eh?! Why?! Why did you suddenly hang yourself in such a peaceful atmosphere?! Why are you so skilled?!! How many times have you hanged yourself?!"

Looking at the starry sky, Songyang hung on his belt and smiled, "The stars tonight are very beautiful. Look at Yinshi, it's the constellation Leo."

"...Come down and see for me!!"

Yinshi, who finally dragged Songyang down the tree, collapsed into a shivering mass of curly hair.When he put on his belt and approached Yinshi, the kid forced snacks into his mouth and murmured to himself with trembling pupils: "No, no, right? Could it be that I followed a mental patient? What do you say about guarding, following your own direction, etc., you will commit suicide at night and hang yourself to eat children?? Don’t do this to Yinjiang, Namo Amitabha..."

Songyang looked at Yinshi in distress.He really didn't want to scare the child, and he didn't know how to explain the complicated previous situation, so he could only rub his soft curly hair and said softly: "Yinshi, don't be afraid. This is just a little quirk of mine. I've seen a doctor before, and he said it can't be cured."

Yin Shi choked, and the dead fish looked at him: "Aren't you the one? That...experience the thrill of dying?"

"Well...in a sense, yes."

"Really?" Yin Shi raised his chin and frowned, "I read in the book that ○○ will be hard when I'm dying, and some people like to put a rope around their necks when they're playing games. Would you like to try Yin-chan too?"

Songyang smiled and smashed Yinshi into the ground.

"Hand over the little yellow book, Yinshi."

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It's ashamed to say, but Yinshi learned faster than Songyang in wifely skills such as cooking, sewing clothes, and insoles.

I don't know how many times I have handed over my clothes to Yinshi for patching, and I have received a "I'm so sorry for you, my lord" by the way.

In the past, Matsuyo's hands only held weapons, samurai swords, wooden knives, kitchen knives, kunai spears, joysticks, cannons, and the hair of dead heads.But because of repeated repairs and rebirths, the skin on his body remained as smooth as when he was born, and there were no calluses on his hands.

So when Yinshi met him for the first time, he specifically asked him if he was our young master.

"...In the end, you tricked me! I thought that Yin Jiang would be able to marry into a wealthy family from now on, and live a life where she doesn't even have to dig her own booger." Yin Shi followed him in the mud. Let's go, complaining incessantly while walking, "...don't want you to hug me! Yinjiang will walk by herself!"

As if Songyang had never heard of it, he walked towards the village at the foot of the mountain with Yinshi in his arms.This was the first time he saw people after walking out of the battlefield, Songyang was a little excited, even though the sky was still drizzling, he still trotted down with Yinshi in his arms.

"What a big cherry blossom forest. Although it hasn't bloomed yet, it will definitely be beautiful in spring."

"It's just flowers, they all look the same." Yin Shi seemed uninterested, and wiped booger on Song Yang's hair.

Songyang's fist was a little itchy, and he wanted to plant Yinshi in the ground again.I don't know if there will be a bunch of small silver next year?

They temporarily settled down in a restaurant on the outskirts of the village.The owner of the restaurant was a ferocious aunt in her forties, she casually squeezed two rice balls, threw them on their table, and then planted sticks of incense on Yinshi's rice balls.

The proprietress: "Children's set meal."

"...For the children's meal, please put a small flag in it! Put a root in Xiangyinjiang and think that you are going to die, damn it!"

Song Yang quietly ate half of the rice ball, and pulled the rest into the Yinshi bowl.Watching Yinshi eat the last grain of rice, he showed his most innocent and lovely smile, put his hands together and said, "Danna, to be honest, we don't have any money with us, I hope we can find one from you—"

He didn't even finish the word "helper" before he was thrown out with a stool.

"Bringing children to eat the overlord's meal, how shameless!" The proprietress ran away, "Hurry up and spit out the rice balls they ate, and I will eat them for other guests!"

Yinshi: "...Is this how you treat guests!!"

As soon as the proprietress waved her hand, three or four strong men rushed out of the store, carrying clubs, and beat them both head and face.Songyang sighed, covered Yinshi under his body, and endured the beating firmly.

The enemies he had fought against were much heavier than this, but he didn't care.Instead, Yinshi's dead fish eyes widened, as if he wanted to draw his sword and jump up to fight, but Songyang held him down.

"Forget it. After all, I earned two rice balls." Songyang smiled.

"You don't even fight back...!"

"Didn't I tell you that if I do it, I will become Mr. Hyde (*the name of the dark personality in the dual personality work "Dr. Incarnation")."

"...I have said that this meme is too unpopular, I can't understand it!"

After being beaten, Songyang rubbed his back and got up, picked up the bamboo hat and put it on his head, and walked forward still holding Yinshi.The group of big men in the restaurant scolded "freaks" and other things in the back, Yinshi was sullen, and said to Songyang with a puffy face: "I hate this village, we don't want to stay here."

Songyang frowned. "But I like that cherry blossom forest."

"There are other places too."

"It must be beautiful in spring."

"...well, let's come back and see when the time comes!"

It was getting darker and the rain showed no sign of stopping.Yinshi hugged his neck, shivering a little from the cold, Songyang stopped in the broken house by the river bank.

He lit a fire and hung up his and Yinshi's clothes to dry.As soon as he took off his underwear, Songyang saw Yinshi's gaze turned, and he looked at himself, and immediately understood: the body affected by the dragon's veins is naturally paler than ordinary people, and the marks of being beaten Also more obvious.Obviously it wasn't a big injury, but the bruises and purple marks on his body looked a little shocking.

"It's okay, it will be fine soon." This is the truth, and it is estimated that it will be almost fine the next day.

Yin Shi turned his head away and gave a "tsk", but didn't say anything.It's just that when Songyang was sleepy in the middle of the night, when he saw Yinshi, he took a clean cloth and rubbed him with medicine.

This kid went to steal other people's medicine again?Songyang thought about it, and fell asleep again with a thud.

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When he woke up the next day, Songyang found that the dilapidated room was quite big.

They only slept in the corner of a side room yesterday. When they walked out, they found a large courtyard and the main house in front of the courtyard.Even the door was rotted away, and it seemed that it might be a relic of a previous era.

"Yinshi, shall we live here?"

There was no answer, Songyang glanced sideways, and saw Yinshi trembling against the air with a sluggish expression, his face gradually paled.

Knowing that the child has the ability to see ghosts, he smiled and said to the piece of air: "I don't even say hello, I'm so sorry. I'm just a wanderer with a child, and I want to rest here for a while, if it's not convenient , we'll be leaving right away."

After a moment of silence, Yinshi's ball eyes finally turned back to dead fish eyes.

"He's gone." Silver said.

"Are you promised?"

"I don't know, he's gone anyway."

The proprietress of the restaurant who beat him up suddenly came to visit and said that she still wanted a helper, and asked Songyang if he would like to go.It was okay when I was homeless alone, but now I have a child with me, so it is best to have a job to feed and clothe me.

If you work in a restaurant, at least Yinshi won't be hungry anymore.

When Songyang comes and goes, he only cooks egg rice and red bean rice, so he is rushed to the front to entertain guests.In fact, his appearance belongs to the gentle and good-looking type, his eyes bend when he smiles, and he used to have a cold and stern face when he was a murderer. It was not until the appearance of Songyang that he maximized the advantages of his own appearance.

Inexplicably, there were a lot of female diners in the restaurant, and they didn't eat much, but there were a lot of people who came to pull Songyang's little hands to touch his chest muscles.Sure enough, it was still the folk customs of the countryside, Songyang smiled wryly, and said to Yinshi: "After picking up a customer for a day, I feel that my chest has been rubbed flat."

"...What kind of pornography are you talking about with that innocent face, Songyang!"

That is to say, in the future when Songyang is working as a helper in a restaurant, Yinshi, the restless little monkey, will watch over Songyang with a knife in his hand, and put a small broken bowl in front of him. Who would dare to touch Songyang? , he pulled out a young and Dangerous face to blackmail: "Okay, you touch him, and quickly get a hundred yen hush money, otherwise there will be no guarantee that there will be any silver sauce in your meal in the future. Hehehehe~~ "

"Are you a pimp and lady who are playing fairy dance!!"

In his free time, Songyang would teach Yinshi how to write and keep accounts, and make up for history by the way.Yinshi was very familiar with this guy, a group of little kids with runny noses ran after him all day long, and when Songyang gave Yinshi extra lessons, these little kids would obediently listen to him.

A dilapidated house, a muddy courtyard, and a rotten door that grows mushrooms, this is the prototype of Matsushita Village School.

The parents of the children who were given free make-up lessons felt sorry, and took the initiative to help him repair the house with tools. The mud in the courtyard was turned over to plant flowers and trees, the main house was cleaned and the desks were placed, and all the holes in the ceiling were repaired. It opened up decently.When giving bento to their children, parents will take turns to make a box for Songyang and Yinshi.

Songyang felt very happy.

Some children are very clingy and like to act like a spoiled child. When they see Songyang, they hug and don't let go. They insist on hugging and kissing Songyang.Occasionally, Songyang saw Yinshi standing aside and watching, and remembered that the child seemed to have never even held him by the corner of his clothes, and was very alienated.

"Do children like to act like a baby, Yinshi?"

"Huh?" The dark red eyes looked at him and then at the sky, "It's the kind of child who is spoiled by parents."

"I dote on Yinshi too, why doesn't Yinshi act like a baby?"

"Huh??? No more, super disgusting."

A bunch of children rolling around in Songyang's arms suddenly felt shot.

Songyang was a little distressed.

"...Why are you worrying about being self-centered? Hey! They say that Yin-chan should not do such a shameful thing!"

Yin Shi thumped and ran away.He is a powerful and powerful ghoul picked up from the battlefield, acting like a baby will destroy his character set, okay?

Moreover, he knew that Songyang would definitely not abandon him.He is someone who can wander around with Songyang, unlike those coquettish sluts who get in on the way!

He looked at the bare cherry blossom forest at the foot of the mountain.Knowing that Songyang was looking forward to viewing the cherry blossoms, he began to look forward to something for the first time in his heart.

Spring should be here soon.