[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

The first to see them was the believer.The believer girl was teaching the children to turn the flower rope with a donut in her mouth. Occasionally, when she raised her eyes, she swallowed the whole donut in one bite.

"Uh cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough-"

The letter girl let out a series of earth-shattering coughs, which attracted the attention of several men in the room.As soon as they turned their eyes, they saw Dazai walking over with Song Yang in his arms.

"... Mr. Dazai is really—!"

In any case, it is unacceptable to show such a shameless gesture in front of the students, Songyang struggled to get off the ground quickly.Dazai didn't make things difficult for him, he let him go, took out an electronic watch and started counting.

Three seconds passed.

Ten seconds passed.

20 seconds passed.

...Er...don't be so surprised, right...?

Song Yang looked at the students who were standing motionless in the whole room, he was already thin-skinned, but now he was completely ashamed to the point of embarrassment.

He barely put on a calm smile as a teacher, and introduced: "This is my best friend, Mr. Dazai Osamu. He has taken care of him a lot in the past. He is... the type who likes to joke..."

Silver was the first to thaw.

"... Dazai? Are you that Dazai?"

"52.04 seconds, congratulations!"

Dazai took out a small colored gun and sprayed silver ribbons all over his head and face.

"The Dazai who fished Songyang out of the river and took him directly to the couple's hotel? The Dazai who also played with women's prey?"

Yinshi didn't listen to what he was saying at all, and grinned grimly.One second before Shiroyasha pounced, Songyang nimbly grabbed Dazai's windbreaker belt, and pulled him behind.

"...So Yinshi's brain is too big!" Songyang explained dumbfoundingly while playing with Yinshi as an eagle and catching chicks, "It's just an ordinary cohabitation relationship——"

... After saying the words of cohabitation, Shiraiyasha's eyes turned red.

Dazai happily dodged Shoyang's haori, and when Shoyang grabbed Yinshi's arm, he stretched his head over Songyang's shoulder, and pressed Yinshi in a low voice: "But Songzi is really super cool in women's clothing." Oh huh☆”

... Yinshi, Yinshi, calm down, Yinshi! ! !

Shoyo repeatedly said "Mr. Dazai is really just my good friend" almost 78 times, "Yinshi is a good boy" a hundred times, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and said "I don't want you anymore", and I am about to become Gundam rx -2-[-]'s Yinshi just pulled out of the demonized state, and collapsed on Songyang like a collapse.

"Matsuko's students are too cute."

Dazai got a black eye from being punched, but still laughed until his stomach ached.While rubbing his belly against the tree trunk, he quickly glanced at the two remaining men in the classroom.Although it takes longer to thaw, Takasugi and Oboro look unusually calm compared to Shirayasha who ran away directly.

When his gaze met the purple-haired man's eyes, the keen black-haired young man caught the dark and fierce light passing through the other's eyes.

Songyang hugged Yinshi who was exhausted and out of breath. Although he thought it was funny, he still felt sorry for his students, and gave Dazai a slightly disapproving look: "Mr. Dazai, don't bully others."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Dazai immediately apologized sincerely, "Oh, Songzi is still defending his shortcomings as always."

During dinner, Songyang told the students about his acquaintance with Dazai. Whenever Dazai wanted to intervene in interesting stories about women's clothing and the suicide squad, Songyang would smile and stuff a duck leg into his mouth. .

"Songyang, how did you get together with such a frivolous guy?"

Yinshi was sullen, and when he turned around, he saw Dazai holding the hand of the faithful woman and inviting him to die, "Dazai-kun? Dazai-kun? If you like suicide so much, can Ayin give you a hand?"

"Mr. Dazai is a very wonderful person." Song Yang said gently, "If you get along with him for a long time, you will find that daily life is super interesting."

"I also think that I have a good relationship with Pine Nut. Do you want to really date and see?"

Shoyang went to great lengths to hold down the restless Gintoki, looked helplessly at Dazai, and said, "Mr. Dazai won't really like me."

Dazai looked hurt, "I really like pine nuts. I have confessed my love several times, but I hang myself with the scarf that pine nuts gave me."

"Hmm. It should be said that Dazai-san won't like anyone."

The black-haired young man paused for a moment, blinked his eyes, and showed his usual sly smile, but said nothing.

Takasugi had been silent since entering the table, at this moment he picked up the wine, filled it up, and handed it to Dazai.

"Thank you Mr. Dazai for taking care of you, teacher."

Dazai took it, but he was not in a hurry to drink it. He stared at Takasugi's face with smiling eyes. He twirled the small wine cup twice with his fingertips, and finally put it down.

"Unfortunately, I drove here today, so I can't drink."

... Mr. Dazai, you were obviously sprayed out by the dragon's veins, right?By the way, you don't have a car at all, do you? !

Song Yang, who was familiar with the other party's financial situation, looked at him in astonishment.

Gao Shan slightly hooked the corners of his mouth, took the wine cup back, put it to his lips and drank it clean.

Songyang originally wanted to invite Dazai to stay for a few more days, but Dazai refused.

"I feel like I'll be attacked if I stay here for a long time. I'm a suicidal person, so I don't accept homicide."

Dazai grinned.

"I'll take Mr. Dazai back." Worried that Dazai would get lost in the intricate dragon veins, Songyang told the students, and took Dazai to the mouth of the well leading to the dragon veins.

My students are really good, right?

Although he wanted to say this, but seeing that Dazai still had dark circles on his face, Shoyang swallowed it back.Just after he lost his mind for a while, his face was pinched by the black-haired youth.

"...!"

With both hands pinching Songyang's face, Dazai looked really helpless.

"Song-zi-seriously, I'm a little worried about you now. As far as Songzi I know, it's true that I don't have the ability to deal with this situation."

Song Yang obediently pinched his face, frowning and looking at him in embarrassment.

"Be more cautious with Takasugi-kun. That guy has a high demand for a sense of control. Once someone who is enough to make him feel out of control appears, the situation will be completely out of hand."

He gave a lot of instructions in a low voice, and finally, with a regretful expression of "it's useless to say it", the black-haired young man jumped into the well headlong.

"... Mr. Dazai?!"

No one can be found in the dragon's veins, and he doesn't know which world Dazai has drifted to to do things, so Songyang crawled out helplessly.It was already late at night when he returned to the private school, Gintoki and Takasugi occupied one side at the door, waiting for him with a lantern in their hands.

"So it's Lan Yan."

Yinshi's tone of speech was still fierce, and his face was so tangled up that Songyang couldn't help but want to rub his soft curly hair.He took the lantern from Yinshi's hand, and said with a soft smile: "Yes, yes. Your teacher will die for the sake of his wife and stay alone for the rest of his life, okay?"

"It's not like that..."

Takasugi took two steps forward and draped his coat over his shoulders.

"Mr. Dazai mentioned me?"

He asked casually, glanced at Songyang's expression, and slightly curled his lips, "It seems that he said it."

Songyang blinked and said, "Mr. Dazai asked about your eyes."

"Thank you, he cares. Teacher is really lucky to meet a best friend in life - some idiots know how to chase people all over the yard and beat them."

"...You bastard pretending to be good is fine, why run on me by the way?!"

From time to time, people still spewed out of the well.Yinshi, a quick-witted, bad-brained guy, seemed to have seized some business opportunity again, so he simply put up a sign at the mouth of the well to point the way to Wanshiwu, and provided consulting services for a fee.

"—that guy named Xu stole my friend account...! Mr. Cat went after him, but he picked up Mr. Cat and ran away!"

Some thin, light-haired teenagers looked like they were about to cry.

"...Has that guy's destructive desire developed to the point where he started snatching cats!!"

"...So how did it come out?!"

Naked giants with strange walking postures are running around in front of the house of everything.

"...Why do you have to stand on the street lamp and talk?!"

A blond boy who called himself Gilgamesh trampled seven street lights in Kabukicho that failed the quality inspection.

"...Stop! Please stop your flirting!!"

The big guy in black-rimmed glasses figure-skates on a piece of melon rind.

When Yinshi led five children and appeared at the door of the private school, he looked completely drained.

"...When Yin, Yin, gave birth to quintuplets?"

Even Songyang was dumbfounded.

"No... I don't know where the child came from, but suddenly it spewed out like a pea shooter. I didn't know where to lead it, so I had to come to a private school."

The silver-haired man complained until he was paralyzed from exhaustion, and collapsed on the corridor without taking off his boots.

Songyang carried the youngest child up. He was wrapped in swaddling clothes and held in the arms of what appeared to be the third child.The facial features of the quintuplets are very beautiful, but if you look closely, the skin is light green, and the expression is not human-like.

The eldest seemed to be twelve or thirteen years old.Looking at Songyang, the child suddenly said: "Songyang."

Several other children followed suit: "Songyang." "Songyang." "Songyang."

Songyang was stunned for a while, looking at Yinshi and these children, a little confused.He remembered that Yinshi hadn't called his name after he entered the door, and was it someone he had forgotten and met?He tentatively asked, "What's your name?"

"Wanyan No. [-]."

"Watanyan No. [-]."

"Watanhiko No. [-]."

"Watanhiko No. [-]."

"Watanhiko No. [-]."

…………… The name is too random!

Songyang tried hard to recall for a long time.No, there is no relevant memory.

"We played together in the mountains. Number three said, ah, there is a hole! Number two went to see it, but fell in. Then number one fell in with number five in his arms, and finally I fell in."

The child who looks like Mianyan No. [-] chattered.The way he speaks is a bit stilted, and there are quite a few minor grammatical errors.

"I fell into the light veins, the light veins are so chaotic, and when I was rushed here, I saw Songyang."

"Songyang, it feels like they really know you." Yinshi hung on the corridor, glanced at Songyang with suspicion, "How many people did you provoke during the period of amnesia? No matter how you say it, you will have five children in your lifetime." The same is too powerful..."

Although they are confused, the situation of children is different from that of adults. Even if they cross over, they cannot survive independently in a strange world.Songyang fetched water and bathed them one by one, thinking about how to send them back.

"We don't want to go back, but stay here in Songyang. Yingu will lock us up in the mountains and prevent us from getting close to humans."

What's the situation, child abuse?Songyang rubbed the child's soft hair in distress.Mianyan No. [-] or No. [-] looked up at Song Yang with his wet head, and asked, "Why did Song Yang and Yin Gu separate?"

"Huh?" Songyang laughed, "Who is Yin Gu?"

Unlike their names when he recalled Gin back then, Gingo's name did not leave a mark in his memory at all, no matter how hard he tried to recall it, it sounded like the name of a stranger.

Yin Gu Yin Gu, he silently recited it a few times, but his mind was still empty.

Wiping and rubbing, Songyang's hand stopped for a while.

"Silver, can you help me?"

When handing over the soft bath towel to Yin, Songyang clutched his somewhat damp sleeves and walked into the inner room.Gao Shan was sitting at his desk copying the score, saw him come in and opened the drawer, frowned, put down his pen and walked over.

"Teacher, it happened again? I just took the medicine this morning."

"Hmm... I don't know too well, it always feels like it's about to explode."

Songyang took the medicine bottle out and wanted to unscrew the cap first for preparation.

He always felt a little flustered.As a result, I used too much force and spilled the pills all over the floor.

Songyang hurriedly put the bottle at hand, lay down on the tatami and slowly picked up those small pills, with long hair falling down, looking a bit embarrassed.

Takasugi brushed his long hair and grabbed his wrist.

"Teacher, teacher? I'll pick it up. What's wrong with you?"

Songyang hastily raised his eyes to look at him, the pale green eyes were also full of confusion.

Panic.His whole body was inexplicably flustered.

Takasugi decided to make a quick decision.He poured a handful of pills in his hand, went back to get water, and prepared to feed Songyang.As soon as his hand touched Songyang's chin, a drop of warm tears fell on his wrist.

The man is completely dumbfounded.

Song Yang himself was taken aback.Knowing that the student was looking at him, he quickly wiped his face with his sleeve, trying to explain calmly: "Probably because the toxin has affected the eyes. Before the recent attack, the eyes always become—"

The pain without any source shattered the second half of his sentence.

The memory is sealed in the darkness of nothingness, no matter how hard you search, there is no answer; there should be someone there, no matter how much you shout, there will be no answer.

What have you lost?Knowing nothing, the tears fell uncontrollably.

The voice of the purple-haired student sounded like he had completely lost his composure.Holding Songyang's face in his hands, he asked over and over again if there was any pain, if he remembered something, if he was hurt by someone, did Xu do something else, is there something wrong with the dragon's veins?Why cry? Why pain?I can do whatever the teacher wants, I can go and get it for the teacher——

"I do not know."

Song Yang said in a low voice.The look of him weeping silently penetrated deeply into the man's green pupils.

"I... really don't know why..."