Those who can read are writers [Interstellar]

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① spring outing

Sang Wen and Yuan Cang went on a trip, and they didn't come back for several months.

So the Chinese character cubs are planning to go on a spring outing.

There are not many people, 20 to [-] humanoid cubs, and more than [-] animal-like cubs, they are going to play.

All the cubs were very excited. A large group of them prepared secretly for a long time, starting from the time when Sangwen had not left in winter.They were also divided into groups, and each group went to seriously hand out invitation letters to the big brothers and sisters.

"I'm not going on a spring outing!" Taotie glared at the few dumplings who came to invite him, "A spring outing is just a different place to eat. I eat every day, and I don't think there is any difference."

Several balls poked each other, retracted their outstretched hands, and muttered "Okay, okay."

Taotie called them to stop, and gave them a large sum of star coins.

"Eat and play by yourself, I don't care if I don't have enough." He poked the white and tender forehead of the cub standing in the front.

"I'm making a lot of money as an anchor now, so don't save me."

The cub held a finger in his mouth, looked at Taotie enviously, and said in a childish voice, "Then I want to buy a spaceship!"

"...If you don't leave, I'll beat you to death."

The other teams didn't go well either.

"I'm not going." Sang Xiaowen bent down, and with a smile, he touched the dumplings one by one, "You guys have to have fun! Be good!"

A few dumplings moved forward, holding Sang Xiaowen's legs and arching her body.

Sang Xiaowen turned on his light brain: "Use these star coins to spend, don't have fun just to save money. My sister works in the military and has a lot of subsidies! Do you want shopping subsidies? Previously, the welfare department gave I got a lot of coupons."

The regiments nodded their heads out of afterimages.

There are also those who do not give stars.

Li Bai spent all the star coins on hand.He sorts out information in one place for a while. He is not usually busy, and he earns a lot, but he can't hold back and buys all the wine after his salary is paid. He is very happy.I am a moonlight clan myself, and I can't save star coins to support my younger siblings.

Looking at the dozen or so cubs in front of him, Li Bai was also worried, so he raised his hand and drew out a sword.

"You hold this to ensure your safety. When necessary, it will fight for me."

The words were a bit handsome, a dozen cubs walked away with swords on their shoulders, and before they knew how to transfer spirits or something, they carried them clumsily. Before they got home, five or six cubs lay down on the road.

There were also a few waves of Tuanzi who went to invite other big brothers and sisters, but they didn't go, they just either disliked them or asked them to have fun.

The dumplings were a little puzzled, but that didn't stop them from flocking to various food stores, taking the star coins and Li Bai's sword they found everywhere, and after the store owner swallowed the exclamation of "robbing!" favorite food.

Then he went to various shopping malls, bought everything he liked, and spent all of Sang Xiaowen's shopping subsidies.

Finally came the day of spring outing.

A bunch of cubs rushed out with a huff and went straight to Central Park.In the lawn of Central Park, bluff spread out the tablecloth and pile food and toys on it.

One group was playing with a remote-controlled flying robot, while the other group flew up and grabbed the flying robot with its bare hands. Then the two groups twisted together, kicking and kicking each other.

Grass is the best place to roll around.

A group of dumplings were playing a rolling competition, some rolled slowly and didn't want to lose, so they flew up in the blink of an eye and rushed to the finish line.

behind the tree.

"Did you see that it flew up? Just like that? There is no vigilance at all. Whose little fool has been released??" This is Taotie.

"Yes... Thank you for booking the Central Park, otherwise many people will see it." This is Sang Xiaowen.

"If you hadn't begged me, I wouldn't have come here. What's the point of sneaking a look at the cubs here? You can still go to the primary school if you are not hot, so I can only be reduced to spying on your own cubs?"

Taotie just finished speaking.

As soon as he lowered his head, a dumpling was standing in front of him with a plush Lulu beast in his arms.

Taotie's suffocated breath stuck in his throat.

"Brother, come and play with us!"

"Go away, go away, you are so annoying."

"Sister, why did brother come here?"

"He is worried about you. He is afraid that you will be eaten by the grass, so he wants to come here by himself. He hugs his knees on the ground and cries. He will gnaw the scalp of anyone who refuses to let him come."

"...Sang Xiaowen, are you going to die??! Are you speaking human words?!"

②The love-hate relationship between Taotie and Maobula

The entire Chinese character world knows about Taotie's feud with Maobula.

It is said that this feud is very old and big, no matter how many times Sang Wen adjusted the two of them, they still looked at each other's face as their butts and couldn't get used to each other.Quarreling is common, fighting is not uncommon, and pranks are the most common.

Even Maobula and Tu Baba got together because of Taotie's prank, and they made a mess.Since then, in order to express his gratitude, Maobula has not played gluttonous rice for three days.

As for Taotie's going to Xingwang to be a food and broadcast blogger, Mao Bula also has credit.

Maobula really thinks gluttony can be eaten. For 5000 years, no one can eat it.There is no satiety in Taotie, no matter how much he eats, he is nothing, and he doesn't even need to take a breath, it is no different from before he didn't eat.

He can't starve to death, and he can't last. After staying with Sangwen for a long time, his character has been affected a lot, and his greed for food has also become less.The saying here that the greed for food is less does not mean that this buddy stopped eating, but that he looks a lot better when he eats, with a bit of elegance.

Just like Mao Bula scolded him for "nothing left", he scolded Mao Bula for being "all hairy". After Mao Bula yelled a few times, Taotie realized that there was really nothing in the world that could eat as much as he did.

He, Taotie, is the only one in the whole world.

Special is fun.

Taotie then found his own way to make a fortune, slowly live broadcasting his food on Xingwang.He is handsome and looks fierce, but when he eats, his temper will become better unconsciously. When interacting with the audience, he still has an unsocial and utilitarian nature, and he quickly became popular.

When he was broadcasting live this day, it was just in time for the parliamentary election, and many people went to watch the holographic live broadcast of the parliamentary election.

Taotie didn't think there was anything wrong, and he still ate his food, but his live broadcast was slowly tearing up.After all, it is the election of the parliament and the re-election of the speaker. Such a big matter is discussed everywhere, and it is easy to quarrel everywhere.

[Federal Parliament, Federal Parliament, why are Chinese characters running for the speaker?are you crazy? !Non-my family, its heart must be different! 】

[You lived thousands of years ago, each of you, your family, which family are you?Are you retarded?Does the cultural community not know?Don't you know that the fate of mankind bears the weight of it? 】

[What kind of brainless is that Congressman Mao?The proposals are all idealized things. If one can be realized, I will eat shit immediately. 】

[Too stupid, Congressman Mao is too stupid, tsk tsk tsk, the high class lives well. 】

[Is Congressman Mao mentally ill?What the hell?Really convinced, I am better than him. 】

[You fart?You will open your mouth to talk, no matter who you are, you don't like it, you star network mob, you? ! 】

Taotie was fascinated by the audience's words below the live broadcast.

No one knows that Mao Bula really likes the parliament. Many people think that he is just playing tricks, or that he wants to make trouble, seize power, and seek interests for himself.But Taotie saw the excited gleam in Maobula's eyes when Sang Wen forcibly pushed him over to the dining table more than once when he mentioned the council.

He said that he likes his colleagues, likes his friend Whitebeard, likes to fight for fairness when dealing with things, likes to think wholeheartedly for the people, and likes the sense of responsibility that a decision will affect countless human beings or human beings for hundreds of years.

Taotie rolled his eyes at the time and scolded him as a "human licking dog", but he just scolded him casually, and after he got into a fight with Maobula in the restaurant, he turned his head and forgot about it.

He really doesn't understand Mao Bura's emotion of a red heart towards human beings, and he doesn't know whether he can get a good end if he is so wholehearted.But looking at him holding Tu Baba's hand carefully, with happiness almost overflowing on his silly face, you can tell that he is extremely happy.

He loves mankind, he was born in human culture, he devoted himself to the construction of mankind, and the place where he was born will be the home of his eternal life.

Okay.

It's one thing for Taotie to scold him, it's one thing to scold him, it's another thing to see so many people maliciously speculating on that fool.

So Taotie stood up, clapped his hands, and wiped off the food residue on his hands.

He slapped the table viciously.

When Mao Bura knew that Taotie was banned from the live broadcast platform for seven days as a punishment for showing him off, he couldn't believe his ears.

He quietly went to Taotie, originally intending to laugh at his being banned, but when he saw that he was really banned, he couldn't laugh anymore.

"go away!"

Taotie saw Maobula walking towards him, he stepped over immediately.

Maobula sneered.

Good, he thinks he can laugh again now.

Before he could laugh, Taotie spoke first.

With a bit of tweaking that is rare in the world.

"When I eat red fruit, if I eat too much, I can always eat bad fruit." He said, "So if you meet more people, there will definitely be mentally retarded people."

"Don't look at those comments that look down on you. What I mean is-you are very good, and you are... very powerful. You are the image representative of Chinese characters in real life. Whoever bullies you will have trouble with all Chinese characters."

——"It's also against me."

Taotie couldn't understand the moving expression on Mao Bula's face, so he waved people away: "So I scolded the person who I can't get along with, and it's none of your business? Can you put away the mentally retarded expression on your face?!"

"Thank you……"

Mao Bura didn't know what to say for a while, but he was really moved.

He looked at Taotie, and felt that no matter how many times they beat and scolded him before, he was his brother, how could there be hatred between brothers?

He wanted to say something to repay Taotie, but Taotie was not short of anything, and he was not interested in most things.

Under the influence of an emotion of "No, I have to give something out, or I will have a disturbed conscience in the future", Mao Bura opened his mouth and uttered the sentence he regretted most in his endless life.

"How about you eat, eat some of my hair? I'll pick some for you?"

Taotie looked at Maobula, like looking at a mentally handicapped child, grinning grinningly, "Okay."

"I mean - ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow-""

Not long after, at the inauguration ceremony of the chairman of Maobula, he went up wearing a hat.

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