【Raw noodles】black+honey

Shen Ye stood at the registration desk with his arms crossed, his beautiful face was full of displeasure.It wasn't until the last 5 minutes before the stipulated time that he saw the so-called marriage partner walking in with a pair of leather boots, and when he passed by, there was a faint smell of blood in the air. taste.

"I'm sorry, something happened on the way, so I'm late."

The tone of the speech was casual, as if he was not worried about being punished after the appointed time.

Shen Ye turned around and glanced at the man impatiently, seeing that he stood upright and passed the scan, then he filed his back teeth and also walked over to pass the full body scan.

Luo Fusheng.

Shen Ye looked at the signed e-paper that was handed over by the other party, snorted deliberately as if expressing anger, then snatched it, and signed the word "Shen Ye" on it.

Then there is a pair of metal bracelets that represent the marriage.

Shen Ye watched Luo Fusheng put on the silver bracelet, pinched his own, and questioned with his mouth curled up.

"Do you know that you will be punished for being outdated!"

Luo Fusheng, who hadn't been treated in such a tone for a long time, raised his eyebrows. "Isn't this time over yet? There are still 2 minutes left."

Shen Ye looked at the clock angrily, and finally put on the bracelet. "I'll call you, but it's fine if you don't answer it! You won't answer my call until the registration date! If you have any complaints, you can go directly to the relevant department to make a complaint. I am fulfilling my obligations, not me. My son is begging you to marry me!"

Shen Ye's dissatisfied voice caused an echo in the fairly empty registration hall. Luo Fusheng looked around at the people whose eyes were drawn here, and finally looked at Shen Ye, and said with a grin on his face.

"As you said, if you have an opinion, you can file a complaint."

"You think I don't?"

Luo Fusheng saw Shen Ye squinting his eyes angrily, tilted his head and gave him an innocent smile, turned around, put away the smile and walked away.

"Let me tell you! If you dare to harm me in the future, you will be punished together! I will go to the Association for the Prevention of Cold Violence to apply for protection!"

Luo Fusheng listened to Shen Ye's croaking warning that had been following behind him, and he didn't turn his head to look at him until he got on the heavy motorcycle with his long legs.Then he gave him another smirk, kicked his long legs, and drove away with the roar of the engine.

Shen Ye, 28 years old, a lecturer in women's happiness (actually selling various beauty products for a living), still lives alone after marriage, because the phone number was blacklisted by the other party during the wedding day, and every day is very happy upset.

Today's Shen Ye still accompanied the wealthy wives after dinner and sang K until late at night before returning home.He turned on the light a little drunk, and after smelling the sudden faint smell of blood in the air, his half-closed eyes finally opened a little.

The guy wearing the same brown leather jacket as the day he registered was sitting on the sofa in his house, with his boots still on and his legs resting on the coffee table.A few points of scarlet lined his fair face, making Shen Ye feel that this guy was a little bit good-looking for a moment, um, just a little bit.

Ignoring this cognition, Shen Ye sneered pretending not to care, walked over with squinted eyes, straddled Luo Fusheng's long legs, and leaned up against his shoulders.

"What? You want to scare me with some pig blood on your face? Do you think I've never eaten hot pot?"

Smelling the faint smell of alcohol in Shen Ye's breath, Luo Fusheng raised one corner of his mouth into a smirk.

"What if I say it's human blood?"

Shen Ye laughed and patted Luo Fusheng on the shoulder. "Then you spent a lot of money just to scare me, which finger did you pierce?"

Luo Fusheng still stared at Shen Ye with a smile. "It's all someone else's."

"Oh..." Shen Ye nodded as if understanding, and read without emotion. "That's great."

After speaking, Shen Ye supported Luo Fusheng's shoulders and stood up straight, stepped over Luo Fusheng's legs, turned around and took a wet tissue from the small table and threw it on his face.

"Wipe it quickly, you will attract all the flies later!" He said while wiping his hands with another wet tissue. "Let me tell you, I like to be clean. Next time, don't stain me with any strange things before coming in!"

Speaking of this, Shen Ye seemed to have finally remembered something was wrong. "How did you get in here?"

Luo Fusheng held the wet tissue, frowned and looked at Shen Ye whose intelligence was halved because of drunkenness, and sighed helplessly.

I shouldn't be here today!

Shen Ye looked at the calendar card on the cabinet with half a large cross painted on it, and suddenly laughed. "I see! You came today to fulfill your obligations, right?"

According to relevant regulations, after getting married, you must complete the obligations three times a month. If you fail to complete the obligations, the cumulative amount will be doubled in the next month. If you fail to complete the prescribed number of times within three months, both parties will be punished.

When mentioning the obligation, Luo Fusheng's already frowning brow sank again.This happiness class sale in front of me is like a croaking parrot every time I meet, and my mouth never stops!The whole person has slender arms and legs, and is dressed in a gaudy way. How can he look like the one above!Look at yourself again, you can beat dozens of opponents with just a pair of fists, why should you assign them to the one who is more suitable at the bottom?When the notification came out, Luo Fusheng really suspected that the computer responsible for the analysis had a virus, or that the data had been tampered with by his enemies. This result was really unreasonable to the extreme!

So when the other party called and said he wanted to meet and chat, Luo Fusheng directly refused.What a treat!Suppressing the anger, it would be nice not to beat people up!

Luo Fusheng had a murderous look in his eyes, and he looked at Shen Ye provocatively. "You dare?"

Sensing the danger, Shen Ye instinctively tilted his body back a little, but his mouth did not show any timidity. "Wow! What? You still want to domestically abuse me? Let me tell you, I know people from the Anti-Domestic Violence Association too!"

Seeing that Luo Fusheng's impatient and murderous look grew stronger, and Shen Ye was half awake from the wine, he spread his hands and changed his words. "I still say the same thing. If you are dissatisfied with this result, you can directly complain to the relevant organization. This marriage was not arranged by me. After the system analysis, it will be automatically matched and generated. If you have any doubts, you can apply for a manual review. Don't get angry at me, I'm innocent!"

Manual review?Luo Fusheng, who didn't know there was another one, quickly stood up.

"Hey, let's go now? There's only half of this month left!"

Luo Fusheng, who had already reached the door, stopped. "I'm going to apply for a manual review!"

Shen Ye listened, nodded with raised eyebrows, and reminded again. "When you apply, remember to freeze the application obligation, so that we don't have to worry about the obligation completion until the review result comes out."

What responded to him was the sound of Luo Fusheng closing the door forcefully.

Listening to the loud noise, Shen Ye frowned at the fallen wall dust.

"This house is rented. If the door is broken, you will have to pay for it!"

Shen Ye is in a good mood recently.Although his phone number is still in Luo Fusheng's blacklist, he received a text message from the relevant department a few days ago, indicating that the validity of his marriage with Luo Fusheng is being manually reviewed by appointment, and the time for the related obligations to be fulfilled has not yet been reached. Freeze together.Shen Ye happily pressed Y to reply, expressing his knowledge and consent.Anyway, don't have to worry about this shit for at least three months!

"You think I'm happy to find you!"

After snorting coldly at Luo Fusheng's phone number, Shen Ye entered into a happy single life mode.

On this day, he returned from a four-hour spa relaxing massage after a long absence. When he opened the door, even the tips of his fingers exuded a healthy and ruddy luster, and his mood was so good that he flew up.

So why get married!What a wonderful life to be single!

But as soon as the door was closed, Shen Ye felt something was wrong. In the room that was supposed to be quiet, there was the sound of rapid panting.He held his breath and listened for a while, then slowly took out the electric shock baton that the client gave him from his handbag, and without turning on the light, he just walked lightly towards the place where the sound came from.Then he turned on the switch of the electric shock prod, and hit the dark figure behind the sofa.The group of figures fell down before they could even make a muffled groan. Shen Ye touched and turned on the small lamp beside the sofa, but saw that the person who fell was actually Luo Fusheng.

I wipe!

What are you doing! ! !

Shen Ye stared blankly at Luo Fusheng who was lying motionless on the floor, then kicked Luo Fusheng's thigh again.

...still no response.

Looking at the 4-volt electric shock rod in his hand, Shen Ye quickly locked the switch.

Is this thing so powerful?Won't you wake up when the electricity arrives?

In a panic, Shen Ye took out his mobile phone and searched online.

"It takes four hours to wake up..."

Shen Ye put down the phone, put the electric shock prod back into his handbag and put it away, then the boss reluctantly grabbed Luo Fusheng's arm, and threw him on the sofa to lie down.

Seeing Luo Fusheng's pale face and the wet sweat on his forehead, Shen Ye grabbed Luo Fusheng's wrist and felt for his pulse.

Fortunately, it is quite stable, but a little fast.

"You must be okay!"

Shen Ye muttered, went to the bedroom and turned over a bed of towels, which was randomly covered on Luo Fusheng's body.

"Anyway, I'm acting in self-defense! You'd better wake up obediently in four hours! Don't cause me any trouble!"

Shen Ye looked at Luo Fusheng who was in a coma, and felt that the original good mood was gone.Depressed, he ran to the refrigerator to get a beer, put it on the tea table, then sat down on the ground, looked at Luo Fusheng, took out a can and pulled the tab.

After drinking half of the can in one go, Shen Ye looked at Luo Fusheng again. "Boss! Why don't you turn on the light yourself when you come later?"

After opening another can, Shen Ye's spirits also picked up a bit.

"How could the system assign someone like you to me! Ever since I met you, I haven't been in a good mood!"

Shen Ye put down the empty jar and opened another one.

"I think you are completely right to apply for a manual review! There must be something wrong when the computer calculated the data! Maybe it was a short circuit!"

While thinking brokenly, Shen Ye opened the fourth can.

"What's wrong with me! You don't even answer my phone! You are a big bastard!"

Shen Ye drank a few more sips, and his voice suddenly stopped. "Do you also dislike that I came out of the orphanage? But it's my fault! Don't you just have more adoptive fathers than me! It's amazing!"

"Let me tell you! I don't bother to be raised! I live well alone!" Shen Ye's eyes were red, and he drank all the beer in the can in one gulp.

So when Luo Fusheng finally woke up in the morning, what he saw when he opened his eyes was Shen Ye who was lying asleep on the coffee table, and several empty beer cans lying beside him.

Luo Fusheng turned over and sat up, but felt a pain on his arm as if it had been burned.

He was framed on his own territory last night, and something was dropped in the wine he drank.But thanks to the remarkable effect of that thing, he even seemed to have a faster nervous reaction, so he finally dodged several guns shooting at the same time, knocked down the group of people, and forced him to find out what was in the drink.

It's a pity that before they could find out the reason and the main reason for the incident, people who were ambushing outside broke in. Luo Fusheng was chased by them for at least half of the city on his motorcycle before he escaped.

But since it was on his own territory, he could guess who it was.Where the underworld starts, it is even more difficult to clean up the crime, and some people are always reluctant.

His own place is not safe. When Luo Fusheng rode his motorcycle in the streets of the city feeling unwell, he somehow remembered Shen Ye's home. He came to hide there temporarily. It should be safe in a short time, at least Getting through this is enough.

But he couldn't remember how he fell asleep.Luo Fusheng pressed the stinging spot on his arm, and looked suspiciously at Shen Ye's sleeping face lying on the coffee table.

He always felt that something happened, but he couldn't remember it...

"Hey! Wake up!" Luo Fusheng leaned over and pushed Shen Ye's shoulder.

Shen Ye, who was woken up by the violence, moved. He supported the coffee table, and raised his body slowly with a painful expression on his face. Sleeping on the coffee table made his neck stiff and unable to move for a while.

"You finally woke up. What time is it?"

Luo Fusheng looked at the clock on the wall. "It's almost eleven o'clock."

"Ah! It's over! I'm late!" Shen Ye struggled to stand up, "Just say that meeting you will cause nothing!"

Facing Shen Ye's sudden anger, Luo Fusheng was a little confused. "Isn't it just late? It's already this time, so I might as well go in the afternoon."

"No, this month's full attendance bonus is gone this afternoon! I still have to deduct money!" Shen Ye said, feeling sad from the bottom of his heart, and together with the emotions that hadn't been paid last night, his eyes turned red instantly.

Manager Luo, who had never cared about the perfect attendance award and the second head of the Hong family, had no idea why Shen Ye was crying all of a sudden.

"Isn't it just a bonus? Are you going to cry? You are such a big man, don't you think it's embarrassing?"

"Bonuses are money! Corrupt rich people like you won't understand!"

Manager Luo, who was inexplicably despised, was inexplicably upset. "No, how do I remember that your sales performance is quite good in the information? Do you care about such a small amount of money?"

Shen Ye shot him a sideways glance. "Those who look down on small money will end up with nothing!"

The stunned Luo Fusheng gritted his teeth and frowned.Why didn't I find out that this guy still has the attributes of an iron rooster?Is this what the system calls genetic testing?Fortunately, there is still a manual review of this article!

"There is definitely something wrong with that broken system!"

What Luo Fusheng blurted out made Shen Ye's mouth drop instantly.

"I went to work! If you're fine, get out early!"