until the end of the song

For Bai Ze, eating crabs is a very formal matter.At least that's what Momotaro thought when he saw the three sets of things on the table that he didn't seem to know how to use.

"Here are eight pieces of crabs, something specially for eating crabs. Since Xiaobai said that he prefers to chew on bones, I didn't prepare them for him." Looking at the smiling Bai Ze and Xiaobai Momotaro lying on the ground holding the crab and chewing Sweat that doesn't exist.It doesn't matter whether Xiaobai likes it or not at all. He said that he can't imagine a dog eating crabs with some inexplicable tableware.

Just as he was about to complain about Shirasawa, Momotaro felt a chill all over his body.He followed the gaze that made him extremely uncomfortable, and was cowed. ←_←Because it was the ghost lamp that was looking at him.Momotaro hurriedly sat down and waited to start eating.Watching two people deal with a crab Momotaro with various methods such as prying, scraping, digging and poking, I feel a toothache, so let's just eat it like Xiaobai.

Momotaro as the background board was directly ignored.Looking at the graceful ghost lamp in front of him, Bai Ze remembered that clumsy Ding back then.He couldn't help feeling that he was a little cuter when he was a child.Immediately thinking of Ding's experience of turning from a human into a ghost, he fell silent.The past is long gone, and it is useless to regret, so it is better to live the present well.Thinking of this, he looked at Ghost Lantern's face again, um, he looked in a good mood.

At this moment, the ghost lamp who was eating with his head down looked up at him. At that moment, the eyes of the two intersected. Bai Ze only felt his hair stand on end. Why did he have a feeling that everything was seen through just now.

"When will you come back to Neon with me?"

"Huh?" The few traces of tenderness and emotion that came out of Bai Ze's heart disappeared in an instant. "Labor and capital are Chinese/Xia mythical beasts, what are you doing with Neon!"

"Well, God accepts. Go to Neon to further develop diplomatic relations. By the way, I think we can discuss the new species of snapdragon that has recently appeared. It is said that under the previously exciting effect, it has other effects."

Bai Ze's eyes lit up when he heard this. "what colour?"

"Well, it is said that it is black and white. What do you think?"

"I think the role of this snapdragon grass is probably to be used as a nourishing medicine."

"How to say?"

"Didn't you come to listen to the report I was giving last time?" Bai Ze glanced at the ghost lamp.The ghost lamp didn't speak, and Momotaro, who was quietly eating crabs, thought to himself, why did you come to listen to him last time, he didn't miss a class at all. ←_← And every time I take notes, there are quite a lot of them.

"Well, there are too many things that I can't remember clearly." I just want to hear you say it again.

Baize had no choice but to say it again, "The five elements of white belong to gold, and the five elements of black belong to water. Gold produces Lishui. The two produce each other and enter the kidney meridian. It is a good tonic."

"Well, I haven't tried it yet, I just heard that someone has cultivated it."

"Eh? Is there any for sale?" Bai Ze was very eager to get started with such a novel material.

"Not yet. But its owner is willing to exchange it with me. How about it, we return the neon, and the snapdragon is yours." You belong to me.

Bai Ze squinted his eyes and smiled, he didn't know what the ghost lamp was paying attention to, pretending to be contemplative, he said: "I refuse."

"Oh." Gui Deng calmly drank the perilla juice, he had expected that, if Bai Ze could be abducted so easily, he wouldn't have to come in person.However, the day to go back is coming soon, I really wonder how busy Yan Mowang is without himself and without Bai Ze.

Knock Knock——Bai Ze looked at the door of his house in amazement, most of the people who could enter the formation were acquaintances, ←_← people who were acquainted ended up pushing the door and entering.So who is it?

Opening the door, Bai Ze looked at Qingniao standing at the door.He couldn't help smiling, and couldn't help but want to tease the woman in front of him.Unexpectedly, Qingniao knew Bai Ze very well, so he took a step back just to avoid Bai Ze's hand.

"Master Bai Ze."

"Huh? Little Qingqing, have you finally decided to fall into my arms?"

The two beasts are indeed familiar, because Bai Ze used to live in Kunlun Mountain for many years, and Kunlun Mountain, as the territory of the Queen Mother of the West, is naturally under the jurisdiction of the Queen Mother of the West, and the blue bird who delivered the news as a messenger is an acquaintance of Bai Ze.And Bai Ze has always enjoyed molesting Qingniao, but of course he never succeeded.

Qingniao didn't intend to talk to Bai Ze who wanted to hook up with "women" anytime and anywhere, and she didn't even believe that Bai Ze had any unusual feelings for the women she hooked up with.Because of the ten thousand years of frost on Kunlun Mountain, basically every god, beast, and spirit beast would not feel cold, so how could she not be moved when she met such an enthusiastic Bai Ze?

But the people and gods she has met are much better. As the messenger of the Queen Mother of the West, she will not make decisions lightly.So she has been carefully observing Bai Ze's every word and deed.He will be extremely gentle with every girl he associates with, and he can even be said to be responsive.However, when they broke up, Bai Ze was always clean and tidy, without any nostalgia.And...he looked at all of them with the same eyes, and there was no emotion in those eyes, not even desire.They, they were like his pure entertainment.

She felt that her heart that had finally melted began to freeze again, after all, it was impossible for her to do something without knowing the future without remembering the consequences.

Qingniao's face is still desolate, but there is a rare astringency in her heart. "Master Bai Ze, Queen Mother Xi, please tell me."

Bai Ze couldn't help stretching out his hand to wrap the Chinese knot on his ear, Queen Mother of the West?I haven't seen her for tens of thousands of years, how come she suddenly thought of me.He squinted his eyes and smiled, "Little Qingqing, do you know what the Queen Mother of the West wants me for~"

"I don't know about Qingniao, so I invite Lord Bai Ze to go to Kunlun Palace to explain."

"Ah, Xiao Qingqing, wait a minute, I'll tell them."

Bai Ze felt apologetic looking at the ghost lamp who was still eating crabs, "Well, Queen Mother Xi asked me to go and have a talk, you three can do whatever you want."

"Yeah." Gui Deng lowered his head and sipped his soup, hiding the joy in his eyes.

"Yo~ Queen Mother Xi, it's been a long time since I've seen you, and you are still as beautiful as ever."

"Bai Ze, you're here."

"Yeah." Bai Ze didn't show too much affection for Queen Mother Xi ←_← After all, he thought he was a divine beast with integrity and bottom line, so it's fine to pry around corners and flirt.

"Today Yaoji came to see me."

Hearing this name, Bai Ze's expression was not very good when he thought of the farce in the afternoon. "Queen Mother Xi, you'd better just tell me, I still have guests at home."

"A lonely yin does not grow, and a lonely yang does not grow. The harmony of yin and yang is the way of nature. I think you, Bai Ze, have been alone since you came of age hundreds of millions of years ago. My goddaughter Yaoji has been alert since she was young, but You have never been married, so I think you are a good match. What's more, if you are unmarried for a day, you will have no children for a day. The world thinks that the Bai Ze family is rare. How can you know that you are the only one. Even if you don't do it for yourself Think about it, and also think about it for China/Xia."

It was rare for Bai Ze to show a cold face in front of people after hearing this. "So that's how you married Duke Dong? But it's not up to you to take care of me, Bai Ze! And I already have someone I like."

"!!!" The Queen Mother of the West looked at Bai Ze in shock. Bai Ze was even older than her, but these existences were cold-hearted. Would there be a time when they would be sincere?Seeing that Bai Ze had made up her mind, the Queen Mother of the West did not want to force her to stay, and a goodbye would only add to the embarrassment.

After all, it is not a matter of a year or two for two people to disagree.

"Blue Bird, send Master Bai Ze back."

"Here."

After leaving the Kunlun Palace, Bai Ze put on his usual hippie smile again. "Xiao Qingqing~ Why don't you come and hang out with me? Kunlun Mountain is deserted, and my Taoyuan Township is full of spring flowers every day."

"Thank you, Lord Bai Ze, for your pity, and the blue bird can't afford it."

"Hey—maybe your master will sell you to someone someday."

"..." Qingniao pursed her lips and didn't answer, since she heard Bai Ze say that she already has someone she likes, it doesn't care anymore.Although it never expected Bai Ze to like itself, so... it doesn't matter who he marries.

Looking at the blue bird Bai Ze in front of him, he couldn't help shaking his head.I really don't know how the Queen Mother of the West is teaching the children, and she has turned into such a pitiful appearance now.

"Mr. Taozi, pack your luggage, we will leave tomorrow."

"Go? Where are you going?" Momotaro looked confused. He remembered that Bai Ze-sama had already placed Bliss Full Moon with a real estate agent. Didn't it mean that he only had one property in Kunlun?

"Of course I went back to Taoyuan Township. Who knew that the Queen Mother of the West would be so lenient. Really, the first thing I said when we met was to ask me to marry Yao Ji. How could a beast like me with a sense of moral responsibility get married?" Woolen cloth?"

"..." I really didn't see the sense of moral responsibility, but Momotaro still packed his luggage obediently.By the way, Xiaobai was taken away under the threatening gaze of a certain ghost.

"Didn't you say you wouldn't go?"

"←_← Thanks to you, you must have used some method to alarm the Queen Mother of the West, otherwise how could that woman who lives in Kunlun Palace every day think of looking for me."

"How is it?"

"**! Don't think I'm afraid to beat you up!"

"Hehe, I'm looking forward to it."

Feeling the mocking gaze of Ghost Lamp, Bai Ze felt a nameless fire welling up in his heart.However, before Bai Ze could react, Ghost Lamp raised his hand and punched him.

"What the hell are you trying to do, you bastard?"

"What do you say?"

"Fucking, believe it or not, labor and capital will not return to Taoyuan Township. Anyway, the world is so big, I, Bai Ze, can go wherever I want."

"you dare?"

"What are you! Why don't I dare!"

"Then you have a try."

Seeing the ghost lantern holding a mace, Bai Ze was a little scared.After all, Ghost Lantern is the No. 1 neon hell, so it's true that Ghost Lantern is a bit more powerful than a beast like him that doesn't belong to the combat department. ←_← Of course it’s just a little bit.

"Could you please stop making trouble. It's been going on for thousands of years." Ghost Lamp had a rare helplessness on his face.

"If it weren't for you fighting against me everywhere, I would be like this! You didn't respect the gods since you were a child! It's really not cute at all."

"Hehe, then I will serve you today. Please sit on the chair."

Bai Ze looked at the ghost lamp with suspicion, "What are you doing?"

"Rub Lord Bai Ze's shoulders."

"Really?"

"I don't have to lie to you."

Looking at the ghost lamp and coughing impatiently, Bai Ze finished it quickly.Ghost Lantern gently twisted his shoulders for him, completely gone from the simplicity and rudeness of the past. "You are so kind? It feels strange."

"Ha ha."

Using Bai Ze, he felt a pinch on the back of his neck and passed out.

Ghost Lantern embraced the fainted Bai Ze, touched his face, and buried his head on his neck to sniff. "It's more obedient to fall asleep." Before he could continue with the rest, he threw the mace back.Momotaro and Shiro, who were stunned, fell to the ground in fright.

"What did you see?"

"...I didn't see anything." One person and one dog pushed open the door and fled.

When Bai Ze woke up rubbing his uncomfortable neck, he immediately cursed, "Are you sick, you evil spirit! Can't you be gentle?"

"Let's see how you feel next time."

"And next time?! Believe it or not, I'll kill you."

"Unfortunately, Baiji, you don't have this chance."

"Tch, tell me, where did Momotaro go?"

"Huh? It seems that he went to make soy sauce with Xiaobai."

"..." With such a perfunctory answer, only a fool would believe, "Don't bully my apprentice."

"If I don't bully you, can my apprentice bully you?"

"***go out!"

"Ha ha."

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